The Naruto Incident Sexy Jutsu's Gone Wild

BY: NellySama

A/N:Riiiiiiiiiiight, nothing to say here..cept.. HAHAHAHAHAHAH..

Disclaimer: I own it not.

Chapter 3: The Brain washing of Shikamaru!

Last time...on the naruto incident!

Naruto: -enraged- YOU ARE NOT THE RAAAMMMMEEEENNNN MAAAAAASSSTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR –goes completely psycho- KYUBI! RAWWWWWWRR –goes over and totally whoops Sakura.

Kakashi: OMFG! Naruto!

Sasuke: Fox Boy, Naruto -winks- Heehee.

Sakura: NOoOOOooOOoOOOooooooo! –flies off into the distance-

Naruto: -back to normal and in sexy jutsu form- Aahh.. much better. I am the one and only Ramen Master. XD. YEAH.

Kakashi: Riiiiiight. Lets get back to what we were supposed to be doing! TO SHIKAMARU"S PLACE! –jumps away and is followed by Sasuke and Naruto

This time...

Sakura randomly lands on a resting Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: ...meh? -stares- Get off.

Sakura: -grabs shikamaru and starts shaking him vigorously- SHIKAMARU! SHIKAMARU! YOU HAVE TO HELP! -whispers- ..they've all gone insane...

Shikamaru: ...Okay... who? -whips out a helmet-

Sakura: Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi! They've all gone sexy jutsu crazy! -fails around- GAAAHHHHHHH

Shikamaru: Heck yes! -hops on his motorcycle and drives off- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUFFIN POWAAAA!

Sakura: ...-dies-..noo...

Elsewheres..(yes..they are still in the sexy jutsu forms)

Naruto: WOOOT. Look at all this ramen guyzzzzerzz! -eating ramen-

Sasuke: psh! Its not like thats a different...hey.. -stares off into the distance-

Kakashi: EEK! Naruto! Sasuke's scouting out another man!

Naruto: -drops ramen- What...? TT.TT...-cries-

Sasuke: NO WAY! Never! Kakashi's lying! I'd worry about you doing that to ME remeber, Naruto!

Naruto: Oh yeah... OMFG!

Kakashi: Dude...Shikamaru rules.

Sasuke: He's got a fricken motorcycle!

Shikamaru: Sup?

Sakura runs in out of nowhere and tackles Shikamaru.

Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't talk to them! They are evil! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! They'll Brain Wash YOu! -wails-

Shika: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK ITS ON ME! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! OH MY GAWWWDDDD. -dies-

Kakashi: Way to go Sakura! Way to go! You killed shikamaru! -grr-

Sasuke: YOU BITCH! -readies the chidori-

Naruto: Dude...sexy jutsu using the chidori! WOOOT!

Sasuke: -galres at naruto- huh uh..

Naruto: ...what?

Sasuke: woot is my word. Don't touch it... NO! BAD NARUTO! NO! -wacks naruto with a newspaper-

Naruto: Quit! Hurry up and kill her!

Sakura: EEEEK Sasuke! NOOO DONT KILL ME!

Kakashi: OH SHUTUP! -summons doggies that proceed to eat Sakura until she is no more- There.

Shikamaru: Woot woot!

Sasuke: HEY! BACKOFF MY DAMN WORD!

Naruto: OH! Shikamaru?

Shikamaru: ...yeah?

Kakashi: Care to join us in our frollic, while prancing naked throughout the enitirety of Konoha? -eye sparkle-

Sasuke: -giggle- tee hee. :3 . C'mon Shika, join us!

..Shikamaru was about to give them his answer when...the chapter ended!

DUN DUN DUNNN To be continued!

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