The Naruto Incident Sexy Jutsu's Gone Wild
BY: NellySama
A/N:Riiiiiiiiiiight, nothing to say here..cept.. HAHAHAHAHAHAH..
Disclaimer: I own it not.
Chapter 3: The Brain washing of Shikamaru!
Last time...on the naruto incident!
Naruto: -enraged- YOU ARE NOT THE RAAAMMMMEEEENNNN MAAAAAASSSTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR –goes completely psycho- KYUBI! RAWWWWWWRR –goes over and totally whoops Sakura.
Kakashi: OMFG! Naruto!
Sasuke: Fox Boy, Naruto -winks- Heehee.
Sakura: NOoOOOooOOoOOOooooooo! –flies off into the distance-
Naruto: -back to normal and in sexy jutsu form- Aahh.. much better. I am the one and only Ramen Master. XD. YEAH.
Kakashi: Riiiiiight. Lets get back to what we were supposed to be doing! TO SHIKAMARU"S PLACE! –jumps away and is followed by Sasuke and Naruto
This time...
Sakura randomly lands on a resting Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: ...meh? -stares- Get off.
Sakura: -grabs shikamaru and starts shaking him vigorously- SHIKAMARU! SHIKAMARU! YOU HAVE TO HELP! -whispers- ..they've all gone insane...
Shikamaru: ...Okay... who? -whips out a helmet-
Sakura: Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi! They've all gone sexy jutsu crazy! -fails around- GAAAHHHHHHH
Shikamaru: Heck yes! -hops on his motorcycle and drives off- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUFFIN POWAAAA!
Sakura: ...-dies-..noo...
Elsewheres..(yes..they are still in the sexy jutsu forms)
Naruto: WOOOT. Look at all this ramen guyzzzzerzz! -eating ramen-
Sasuke: psh! Its not like thats a different...hey.. -stares off into the distance-
Kakashi: EEK! Naruto! Sasuke's scouting out another man!
Naruto: -drops ramen- What...? TT.TT...-cries-
Sasuke: NO WAY! Never! Kakashi's lying! I'd worry about you doing that to ME remeber, Naruto!
Naruto: Oh yeah... OMFG!
Kakashi: Dude...Shikamaru rules.
Sasuke: He's got a fricken motorcycle!
Shikamaru: Sup?
Sakura runs in out of nowhere and tackles Shikamaru.
Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't talk to them! They are evil! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! They'll Brain Wash YOu! -wails-
Shika: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK ITS ON ME! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! OH MY GAWWWDDDD. -dies-
Kakashi: Way to go Sakura! Way to go! You killed shikamaru! -grr-
Sasuke: YOU BITCH! -readies the chidori-
Naruto: Dude...sexy jutsu using the chidori! WOOOT!
Sasuke: -galres at naruto- huh uh..
Naruto: ...what?
Sasuke: woot is my word. Don't touch it... NO! BAD NARUTO! NO! -wacks naruto with a newspaper-
Naruto: Quit! Hurry up and kill her!
Sakura: EEEEK Sasuke! NOOO DONT KILL ME!
Kakashi: OH SHUTUP! -summons doggies that proceed to eat Sakura until she is no more- There.
Shikamaru: Woot woot!
Sasuke: HEY! BACKOFF MY DAMN WORD!
Naruto: OH! Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: ...yeah?
Kakashi: Care to join us in our frollic, while prancing naked throughout the enitirety of Konoha? -eye sparkle-
Sasuke: -giggle- tee hee. :3 . C'mon Shika, join us!
..Shikamaru was about to give them his answer when...the chapter ended!
DUN DUN DUNNN To be continued!
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