The Naruto Incident
by: NellySama
A/N: Heh...yeah! Dunno what to say... Ah some stuff you wont get unless you've watched Akamaru Hamster dance! Oocness, rules everything.
Disclaimer: I own it nots...HEH..
Chapter 3: :E Pie. Spoon. Quack.
Last time, on Jutsu's Gone Wild!
Kakashi: Care to join us in our frolic, while prancing naked throughout the entirety of Konoha? -eye sparkle-
Sasuke: -giggle- tee hee. 3 . C'mon Shika, join us!
..Shikamaru was about to give them his answer when...the chapter ended!
This time...
Shikamaru took a deep breath, and gave his reply..
Shikamaru: Yes. I will join you, on one condition! -points to the sky-
Naruto: What?
Sasuke: -quack-
Kakashi: ...party?
Shika: I'll join if I get to ride my motorcycle around town while wearing my sunglasses. -vroom vroom-
Kakashi: That's totally fine with us! -anbu-
Sasuke: Anything else?
Shika: YES! We stop this naked jutsu thing, and just reek havoc throughout the town, without nakedness.
Naruto: TT.TT but...but... -points to sasuke-
Kakashi: sasuke's naked... and thats awesome, because he'd never do something like that.
Sasuke: Hey! -whips out a towel- Don't stare at my girl-ish nakedness!
Kakashi: Then don't be a girl!
Sasuke: FINE! I wont be! -poofs back into not sexy jutsu Sasuke- HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Naruto: Hey! I wanna be a fox! -poofs into Kyubi-
Shikamaru: -.-... you guys are weird...and...too troublesome. -hops on his motorcycle, puts on his sunglasses, and speeds away with the motorcycle going vroom- Later, haters!
Kakashi: Aww. Oh well! -does the wobble-
Then, all of a not so sudden Akamaru appeared.
Sasuke: . -hugging fox naruto-
Akamaru: :E...
Kiba: -appears- NO! GET BACK!
Kakashi: Oh, what ever is the matter?
Kiba: Its... Akamaru! He... wants... -uncontrollable shaking and crying-
Sasuke: What, what is it! TELL ME!
Kyubi:Raawwr! -ahem- I mean yes! Tell us! Cuz we rule you!
Akamaru: :E...-grr-
Kakashi: -grabs Kiba and shakes him- Get a hold of your self, man!
Kiba: -is ashamed of himself for losing control- I'm sorry,Kakashi. I'll be calm now.
Sasuke: Dude, nobody asked you to be calm. Kakashi told you to get a hold of yourself! EXAMPLE! I'm going to get a hold of Kyubi. -puts Kyubi down and picks him back up and glompifies- See?
Kakashi: Quit explaining stuff dammit!
Sasuke: I'll explain whatever the hell I want to and you can't stop me!
Kyubi: STOP FIGHTING! -pushes Sasuke and Kakashi away from each other, since they where in each others faces- CANT YOU SEE THIS IS TEARING US APART? -bawls-
Kiba: Whoa... Did I just walk into a soap opera?
Akamaru: -barks- ARF! :E.
Kiba: O.O EEEK! -hides- I'm sorry Akamaru!
Kyubi: Oh right! What does Akamaru want?
Kiba: Akamaru wants...
All three listen with extreme intensity...
Kiba: Akamaru wants pie. -turns away-
Kakashi: -in shock-
Kyubi: -speechless-
Sasuke: pie? I love pie! Everyone loves pie! -pulls out a pie and hands it to Akamaru-
Since Akamaru had pie, everything was all good. Just then a spoon came hurtling from the sky, and struck the ground. A shadowy figure stood atop a building, the four stared in awe. The shadow figure laughed manically.
Figure: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! -then it pulls out a fork and throws it into naruto/kyubi's forehead-
THUNK! Kyubi falls over.
Sasuke: -screams- OMFG! NARUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -runs to the foxes side-
Kakashi: Who are you!
The Figure laughs insanely as Kiba and Akamaru leave.
Itachi: FORKED! 9000 points! -squees- Heee! 3 I'm Adorable!-flys away- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everyone...just stared.
To be continued.
End! Chapter! Reviewsss plzz!
