The Naruto Incident

by: NellySama

A/N: Heh...yeah! Dunno what to say... Ah some stuff you wont get unless you've watched Akamaru Hamster dance! Oocness, rules everything.

Disclaimer: I own it nots...HEH..

Chapter 3: :E Pie. Spoon. Quack.

Last time, on Jutsu's Gone Wild!

Kakashi: Care to join us in our frolic, while prancing naked throughout the entirety of Konoha? -eye sparkle-

Sasuke: -giggle- tee hee. 3 . C'mon Shika, join us!

..Shikamaru was about to give them his answer when...the chapter ended!

This time...

Shikamaru took a deep breath, and gave his reply..

Shikamaru: Yes. I will join you, on one condition! -points to the sky-

Naruto: What?

Sasuke: -quack-

Kakashi: ...party?

Shika: I'll join if I get to ride my motorcycle around town while wearing my sunglasses. -vroom vroom-

Kakashi: That's totally fine with us! -anbu-

Sasuke: Anything else?

Shika: YES! We stop this naked jutsu thing, and just reek havoc throughout the town, without nakedness.

Naruto: TT.TT but...but... -points to sasuke-

Kakashi: sasuke's naked... and thats awesome, because he'd never do something like that.

Sasuke: Hey! -whips out a towel- Don't stare at my girl-ish nakedness!

Kakashi: Then don't be a girl!

Sasuke: FINE! I wont be! -poofs back into not sexy jutsu Sasuke- HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Naruto: Hey! I wanna be a fox! -poofs into Kyubi-

Shikamaru: -.-... you guys are weird...and...too troublesome. -hops on his motorcycle, puts on his sunglasses, and speeds away with the motorcycle going vroom- Later, haters!

Kakashi: Aww. Oh well! -does the wobble-

Then, all of a not so sudden Akamaru appeared.

Sasuke: . -hugging fox naruto-

Akamaru: :E...

Kiba: -appears- NO! GET BACK!

Kakashi: Oh, what ever is the matter?

Kiba: Its... Akamaru! He... wants... -uncontrollable shaking and crying-

Sasuke: What, what is it! TELL ME!

Kyubi:Raawwr! -ahem- I mean yes! Tell us! Cuz we rule you!

Akamaru: :E...-grr-

Kakashi: -grabs Kiba and shakes him- Get a hold of your self, man!

Kiba: -is ashamed of himself for losing control- I'm sorry,Kakashi. I'll be calm now.

Sasuke: Dude, nobody asked you to be calm. Kakashi told you to get a hold of yourself! EXAMPLE! I'm going to get a hold of Kyubi. -puts Kyubi down and picks him back up and glompifies- See?

Kakashi: Quit explaining stuff dammit!

Sasuke: I'll explain whatever the hell I want to and you can't stop me!

Kyubi: STOP FIGHTING! -pushes Sasuke and Kakashi away from each other, since they where in each others faces- CANT YOU SEE THIS IS TEARING US APART? -bawls-

Kiba: Whoa... Did I just walk into a soap opera?

Akamaru: -barks- ARF! :E.

Kiba: O.O EEEK! -hides- I'm sorry Akamaru!

Kyubi: Oh right! What does Akamaru want?

Kiba: Akamaru wants...

All three listen with extreme intensity...

Kiba: Akamaru wants pie. -turns away-

Kakashi: -in shock-

Kyubi: -speechless-

Sasuke: pie? I love pie! Everyone loves pie! -pulls out a pie and hands it to Akamaru-

Since Akamaru had pie, everything was all good. Just then a spoon came hurtling from the sky, and struck the ground. A shadowy figure stood atop a building, the four stared in awe. The shadow figure laughed manically.

Figure: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! -then it pulls out a fork and throws it into naruto/kyubi's forehead-

THUNK! Kyubi falls over.

Sasuke: -screams- OMFG! NARUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -runs to the foxes side-

Kakashi: Who are you!

The Figure laughs insanely as Kiba and Akamaru leave.

Itachi: FORKED! 9000 points! -squees- Heee! 3 I'm Adorable!-flys away- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everyone...just stared.

To be continued.

End! Chapter! Reviewsss plzz!