Bad Eyes
Captain Hitsugaya Toushiro found it strange when he walked into his office and found his vice captain, Matsumoto Rangiku, on the ground in tears. She had been laughing so hard there were tears streaming down the sides of her face and she was holding a sheet of paper written on in black ink. Hitsugaya snatched the paper from her to read what was so funny, "no sex causes bad eyes" it didn't phase him. Then he read below it, in vice captain Hisagi Shuuhei's handwriting "Aizen wears glasses, Ichimaru squints, and Tousen is blind. Someone help those poor virgin souls,"
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A/n:
It was a joke with that optical illusion on funny junk that says
that, I remember remarking that Aizen wore glasses, Gin squints and
Tousen was just plain blind and that the traitors needed to get laid,
not so much ginXran, but I had to write it because it was funny!
