Anoher awesome chap today! Thans to Liam in the comments for the follow and suppirts! Let's do this!
Hop flet a slight earthquake from elsehwere but ignored it. Hop's Mom finally finishes his lunch so he went back home to eat it.
The next day
His neighbour barged through the dor. He was a pale skinny boy with lanky brown hair who was the main protagonist of the two games! I dont know if he has an offical name and I'm too lazy to checkl so I'll just call him Tom cause I think its a good name.
"Bro did you heard?!" Tom shouted.
"Huh?" Hop mumbled.
"We wrre supposed to get our first Pokemon byt now the stadium has destroyed and now the Gym Challenge is CANCELLED!!!!!!!!" Tom creid.
"WTFFF how could they do that?!" Hop spat, choking a little on his next day lunc.
Suddenly a tall buff dude opened the door. It was…Leon!
"Bro, how did this happen? Hop whined, looking up at Leon who was like seven, maybe 8 foot tall.
"Oh you know the battles got a little more firrce than normal" Leon shrugged, as he knew that Hop already knowz about his identity but wasn't sure if he wnated to tell him about the sevret agent technique. Also Tom is in the same room so he didn't know anything.
Sudanly…Rose, the dad bod announcer guy, appeared on the TV nearby!
"It is with a heavy heart that I declar the Gym Challenge to be CANCELLLED!!!!!!!" he cried all over the floor and wet and maybe pooped himself too.
Then a sexy blond women with a red dress and white coat with high socks and sexy came over to slap the crying peeing baby man to calm him down a d said in a France accent "Lol sorry future Trainers, youll have to do other lmae non-gym sh*t like mowwing the lawn or playing with your Barbies and ponies in the meanwhile. Oh yeah champion Leon is gonna be fire lol."
"WTFFFFFFF" Leon yells, and he had to let out his rage so he punched the rug open. It made a sonic wave that knocked down all the Rookidee from the sky and disturbing the nearby Wooloo and caused them to run over the fallen Rookis for scarring them, and the Sqovet too because who likes that Pokemon lol.
"Just kidding lol! hes too awesome to be fire" the laddy on TV goggled. "But still, no more gym challenges".
The show then cut to a commerical break as they tried to comfort Rose throwing a tantrum, showing ads of sandwich makers and cooking oils and sexxy models.
"Oh phew, of course they wouldn't lay of a hot man lik me", Leon signed, grabbing some beer and drinking it to calm himself.
"But what can we do without the gym channlenge?!?!?!" Hop groans, devastated.
Then…another women kicked down the door! She was called Sonia and she had a lab coot and a ponytail idk you're probably already seen her in the game already so you know what she looks like. She kicked the door so hard it made a bug hole instead and she had to crawl through it to get inside, which mesed up her hair a little.
"Even thought the challenge is gone it may come back so we can still prepare!" she said all loud and kissed Leon since they where married and all lovey with each others, in many ways ;) (Sorry to all the Leon X Raihan peoples lol!)
"COOL" Hop shrieked in a hyper way as if he was a gerbil who yad to much sugar at night.
"Yes," Leon ibterjected, tossing his empty beer into the trash can on the opposite side of the rom which fell perfectly, "You need to get a Pokemon first because you both have none and that's quite lame."
"Ok" the two boys said.
As they're about to leave, Hop's Mom got a phone called, talked for a bit, and said "Oh my, a certain someone in Hammerlocke was to have a hot time, I gotta go!" and sprinted away. She was smelling all happy like the Joaker but more girly and less makeyp except for some in her lips.
Leon wnet outside with three Poke balls that he randomly took out of his PC and called Hop and Tom outside. He threw his balls on the floor and three things came out! There was a greem monkey trying to crack berries open with a stick I think, a dancing baby bunny who was being a d*ck to the monke, and a sad looking lizard who cried all the time and was sad.
"What in heel, these Pokemon arent all badass like mine! I shouldn't pick Pokemon while I'm drunk! Ah, you guys are probable too noob to handle my other Pokémon anywAy." Leon ighed with annoyed face.
After like 10 minutes of looking at them, Tom loked at the feprrssed lizard and he picked it up. "I choose this guy!" he yelled as he felt annoyed by it looking all sad to him all frowny and stuff and wanted to see it smile.
"Ok then! Now is Hop's turn!" Leon looked all sad from seeing thesad lizard being sad.
Hoo was up next. Looking intently at Tom's Pokemon, and the two creatures standing before him, him trying to think of what to pick.
After a few more minutes, he thought "Wait but fire should be effective afainst water because water boils in high temperatues or whatever sh*t my science teach told in class".
Hop picked the bunny, and Leon turned sadder because he knew it was adecision he woud soon regret! Leon then took the monkey and put iy back in the PC as he dint know what to do with the it.
And bow, with their new Pokemon, the three headed off to Wedgehurst to do stuff in the Wild Area to get STRONG!
But first. Hop turned to Tom and said "Hey, I challenge you to a DUEL!", but Tom said no and Hop said yes back then Tom gave up and they did battle.
Tom sent out his lizard and Hop sent out his Woolo, but Tom couldn't get the lizard to stop crying and actually fight so he took out his pistol like Oak from that one time from the anime and shot the sheep.
"Hey, WTF?!" Hop yelled, "That was so super effective that it kelled my damn Wooloo!".
The spund and shock from the gun snapped the Sobble out of it and it felt like fighting again. Hop then sent out his Socebunny and then it ran up to the lizard and kicked it in the face! The Sobble started crying again and Tom tried to shoot the Scorbunny but he didn't have any bullets left so he said cuses and put the oistol back, reminding himself to aks his mom for more later.
He looked around in desparation and saw someone's pet Magikarp in a nearby pool so he picked it up and tossed it into the Sobble's huge sobbing mouth and it felt better again.
He then posed like that Wright dide from Ace Attourney said "Sobble, f*ck this guy's sh*t up!" and so it jumped from a nearby fence above the Scorbunny and rained he'll and death and water upon it intil its coat was all wet and nasty from Sobble's spit because of the fish it eat earlier so it was more damage and it was also a critical so it did a faint.
"Wow, Tom may actually grow to be a cool guy like me and not a lame-o lol!" Leon thought, drinking another beer this time with his Charizard and looking totally awesome and cool doing so.
Hop looked down indefeat and said some cuses too. Lon noticed and tossed a mass revive at the woloo because he was a rich dude and it game back to life and Jop went all happy again. After Tom came back politely asking his mom for more pistol bullets and reloading the magazine after reading it, they were about to go when Leon suddenly stopped
"Wait." He said, and rushes back into the shed to remove his hair dyes and colour contacts quick and changed into his other cloths. He only keept his champin socks and shoes on with his cape scarf and shaved off his beard as he did up his leathery coat. His grumpy face suddenly brigened up into a happier one.
Tom was kinda freaked out. "Bro, what happened to you?" He said.
"Oh my chum, Leon is just my alter egg!! I'm not sure why dudes call it that since I'm sure I don't look like an egg but rhat's how it is. I need to change into my real self, Skip, so that noone will notice that I'm the champion otherwise laddies will be throwing themselves all over us at the sight of me and normaly I lik it but I don't feel lik it today lol!" Skip lolled.
Tom just nodded as he dint know how erlse to respond. Hop looked kinda sad because he wished he was as succesfull in life as Skip but noone noticed him.
"Now, let's ho!" they all yelled as they mad their way through Route 1 to the Wild Area where they can get good! Hop and Tom, that is!
Meanwhile, a creepy dude who had old hair with a purple coat and watched from behind some grass and smilied a wicked smile.
"Yes…bt the name of my granny Queen Lizzy, I will GET you!" he smickled oldly.
OMG whats this! Tune in to find out...NEXT TIM!!!!
