Skip was admiring the nice band he just got when he tripped and hit the button and a plane blew up. He was shamed of that but at lest he knew it works. He went to the Wild Area to forget it and meeted up with Bede Hop and Tom who were out doing things.
They were walking their way to get an ice cream for Hoo after he wouldn't stop assing for one. But Bede noticed a women! She wandering around looking all lost and confused and he taped Skip's shoulder to get his attention. She was quite a pretty laddy, with freckles, a backpack, and a ponytail like Sonia's but with smaller and black hair.
"Ay, that young misty looks quit lost and confused" Bede mumbled.
"Heyyyyy! What's the holdup?!" Hop wined. "Oh, that lost girl over there? Fiiiiine, let's go help her first then get my ice cream. I need to go back to my LoL squad soon!".
So they all went up to her and Skip asked "Hey are you a list?". He gave her his hand and smilied to show he was not a creepy guy.
The laddy sighed and said "I cannt find my friends anywere!" showing then a photo of her and her friends.
"You can come with us, well help you find them!" Slip said.
"Yeah!" Tom agreed, with Hop looking all mopy in the back because he would have to wait longer for his cream.
"Thanks! My names Diane, what are yours?" She asked, and they all gave her their nemes and walked off to find her friends (Shes one of the trainer laddies from Route 6 if you didn't know! I fought her onse and I though she was cute so that's why she's in this lol!).
"What's a cutie lik you doing here anyway?" Skip asked all curious cause she was pretty cute with her freckles.
"Im visiting this place from a far away place called SWEDIN" Diane replied and Hop was all strucken in shock and was going all crazy!
"OMGGGG I HERD OF IT BEFORE. I WANT GO THERE CAUSE OF PODIEPEE AND MIRNCRAF! IM FLORR GANG AND I HAVE BIG PP" Hop fanboyed until Tom starred at him for being rude.
So after searching a whole lot with nothing and the things getting dark, the group got Hop an ice cream then decided to stop and set up a tent for curry. They were sitting down on some armchairs that were in Diane's backpack.
Skip and Bede were chugging down beers with soda because tey were adults and could do that sort of thing, while the kids had a more kid friendly thing like siders instead. Everyone drank together like a hurricin sucking up houses and roads and people's dogs. and Skip and Bede get all blushy and happy as Skip got so drunk that he mistakened Bede for a laddy and tried to kiss him while screaming Whitney Hoostin lyrics but stumbled into the tent instead and looking all silly, and Bede giggled.
Meanwhile
Diane, Hop and Tom were cooking up a curry together, with a sweet banana and some sweet berries to sweet it up! Then they stirred it a little as Hop finished his creams and it was ready. Skip got up and sobered up and then ate the curry, along with Bede, and it was sweet and juicy and good. His Charizard tried to eat it but whever it opened its mouth flames started spewwing out so he sprayed some water over the curry to protect it from the fire and it was able to eat it and it was all good.
For once, Hop didnt complain and instead said "Mmm that was gooooooood" and dozed off afterwards as heavy foods made him real sleepy. Everyone else feel asleep also.
2 hours later, in the deed of night…Diane's phone rang! She wok up and thought it was just the alarm but…it was a MYSTERY phone number! One she didn't recognise. She taped the phone and said "Hello? Who's this be?".
She heard an evillll sounding voice say "Lol we have your friends here and you have to pay like 7761 bazillion dollars to get them back or they die!" Diane was shock.
"I cant pay that amount of moneys!" She yelled.
"Well, they'll just die lol" the evil voice said with evil, and did lmao.
Skip was woken up by the laugh and grabbed the phone from her. "Well, if that's what you want, WELL GET THE MONEY!" he roared with so much angry that an Linoone nearby that was about to eat Hop because he smelled of fish backed off and cred like a baby, and Skip hung up.
"Come on chums! We must get 7761 bazillion dollars to save some CHICKS!" Skip yelled some more, waking everyone up and they agreed.
"But how do we get that much moneys?!" Hip asked. Skip thought some more for a few minutes and came up wi a great plan.
"Oh…I have a great PLAN!" Skip whirled out his high teck phone cause it was more capable and cool than a regular phone and called Sonia using Siri.
"Hello?" Sonia asked happily.
"Hi, can you show me where the Hammerlocke museum vault are? The one with the real expensive artworks?" Skip asked not-suspiciously.
"No I cant Raihan will be made if I say yes" she said.
"The I will have another sex with you if you say yes" Skip reasoned.
"Oh. Then yes!" Sonia yipped.
"Deal" Skip replied.
"Meet me at the castle so I can show you ;)" she smiled and they hung up.
They take another taci to Hammerlock and ran to the museum were Sonia was waiting. She waved and said "Hello! You ready?".
"Awesome! Let's go!" Skip declared, with Tom cocking his pistol like Shadow the Hegghog.
The group and Sonia climed up the stairs were Raihan was sleeping and dreaming up something cool like lasers and pirate dragons and machine guns and evil sharks made of Coco Crunch or something simlar to that. When they got up to the vault there were some expensive paints but they were made of string or rope, and Skip knew he found his goal.
"Before we start breaking stuff, you want to learn the stories of the paints?" Sonia asked cause she liked explaining things like in the games.
Hop went "Yes! Tell us about them because it looks so cool like Runescape which J play a whole lot" like a nerdy kiddie.
"Oh bollocks! We have to be snapey with this and it ain't it!" Bede yelled but Skip smailed instead and said "My goody oldy chum! We need this so we have a disraction that will make the outside dudes know no funny things are going on"
So they left Hop with Sonia as she lectured him about the paints and Hop was all happy and hyped up as he learnt all the boring stuff. As she did, everyone shooted every paint off every wall and Diane put them in her backpack. Some guards walked in on them but Skip just explosioned them so it's all good everyone!
However, one of those explosions made the walls crumble a bit and colapsed to reveal…a bunch of statutes and silvers and gold! It was actually were all the Queen's gold was stored cause she trusted the museum to keep them all. There was too many of them to fit into Diane's bag so Sonia hid some in Skip's big hair and boxers! Meanwhile everyone outside heard just a kid getting excited over a history lecture so they ignored the whole thing. They got out and took it all to the Poke Mart cashier and got all the moneys the company ever had and made them bank erupt.
Skip whipped his phone and called the mystery dude and said "Okay you naughty chummy man, we got your money, now we need to meet you now!".
The evil guy in the other end of the call did another lol and said "Add me on Kik and I will give you the cordinates!"
So Skip did, and he got some weird numbers with some dots in between too. They had to use a GPS to get to the location, and so, they headed that way.
After some climbing and walking and other ordinary things, the group managed to reach the location where the evil dude was waiting! He wore a trench coat and wore a glasses too.
Skip gave all of the money to him and yelled "Heres the money, now let this pretty chummie's friend's go!"
"Hmm…" the evil guy hmmed. staring closely at the money. "LOL SORRY YOU GAVE ME 7760.99 BAZILLION DOLLARS BUT I ASKED FOR 7761, HAHA SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIENDS" he lmaoed madly. As he did, Skip looked down at his phone and noticed…something!
"HOLD IT!" Skip yelled like an Ace Attourney. "This Kik profile of yours is familiar!"
"…Oh? It is?" the evil dude said nervously.
"Do you think...this remind you of anything!" Skip yelled, showing off Rose's Kik with Rose posing all silly in his white shirt and Hawaii shorts photoshop next to an anime laddy as his profile pic and he lolled as he looked like a real silly man.
He took a league card out of his tight black boxers with some of the moneys inside falling out and tossed it all spinny! It laned in the middle on the evil's sunglasses, breaking them and threw another that split his coat in half, revealing his girl pantys which had old-timmy rose patterns on them! The man turned red and tried to cover them with his hands like a cartoon but it was so bright and funny looking everyone could see.
"I KNOW IT! YOURE REALLY ROSE!!!!!!!" Skip declared pointing at the roses on his pantys.
"WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?????!!!!!" the evil dude who was really Rose exploded. Skip went up to slap him IN THE FACE and he cried and sh*t in his pants!
"Ok fine! I wont kill them!" he sobbed, pooping himself sadly. "I only did so because a mystery man promise me some of the moneys!"
Skip yelled "Who in the name of Earl Gray's Tea are you mumbling about?."
"He woud be so mad if I-" Rose said but Skip glared and took out too more cards, aiming at his pantys. Bede smilled and took out a video camera which would reveel his very tiny pole which is the smallest in the Pokemon lands to Oleana, his crush!
"AHHHH! H-h-h-e-e- is…!" Rose whimpered and blood flowed out of his nose from embarras like a red faycet and was watering the grasses below which liked the taste and became vampire grasses that took people's blood but it was sunny so they burnt. Skip stepped on their ashes to scare him and scoffed all scary.
"His name is WHAT?!" Skip said, slapping him again with his steely fists but then he realised he knocked him out by mistake.
"Darn!" He cussed and did an anime sigh and a anime sweat. He signed again and laughed it off and went to Sonia to sex his stress away in the woods, and everyone else sighed too.
Meanwhile, Diane pulled a chainsaw out of her bag and used it to free her tied up pals. It was easy for her cause Rose didn't have any rope cause he couldn't afford it and used scot h tape instead: one of them was a women with a dark hair and shirt while the other was another women who was female. She smiled and the three of them got all happy together.
"So god to see you again guys" Diane yelped, as they walked off into the sunset together and winking at Skip as she waked off. Skip was doubly satisfied that day, not only he saved some hot chicks from an evil dude but also…he's got more sex to make with Sona! He smiled all through the night as they did it together.
However…as he and Sonia got down and did the naughty stuff…theres another security camera unferground that was watching them, and the person watching them is…the mystery guy! He was getting happy from all the love they were having and his hoody almost came of. But he snaped out of it! And went to plan…something else?
