If you made it this far your very awesome! Nearly as awesome as Skip, maybe? And thanks too! The real acton is coming real soon so be real ready! Alright I'll sto p talking now so we can GO!

The four guys were at a cafe having their luncs. Skip was having some English tea with a pasta and cookie because they had run out of crumpets, Bede had a strawberry milkshake with extra straaberry and milk, Tom has what he though was an ice cream but it ran away as it was a Pokemon so he had to ask for a refund. And Hop had chicken nugget.

After eating they decided to leave when they heard something on the radio outside!

"Ladies and dudes,", the announcer says "The gym challenge is now EXTRA cancelled, due to Raihan getting attacked by A WEIRD DUDE!!!!!!"

Everyone in the cafe went WTFFFFFFFFFF and mad so did Skio and the others.

"What?!" Tom yelled, "with both hungry and very much anger. "The dude's built up lik the f*cking Rock, how did this even happen?!"

Flashback, the day before

It was at that one hotel in the gam with the cool statue in it and in the hotel museum there was a tour dude doing a tour and saying stuff. And then a meteor went KAPOWWWW and everything went explode like Mickel Bay and a dragon came and also nuclears!

"NOOOOOOOOO WTF" everyone went with rage face and a smoking mystery man did a twirl off the dragon all scary! He looked and dressed exactly like Leon except with red hair and a goatse and orange eyes and noone knew who he was cause his big cap was covering him (Keep an eye on him cause he's gonna be impotent later!). The man spat out his smoke and punched out the tour dude in the chaos and stole his staff card to go to a mystery place in the museum!

He beeped the card and some machines went all brrrrr until the door was opened and dudes taught he was getting water for the fires so they didn't care. He dodged all the securty lasers in the way and hopped down to the basement to the graveyard with many graves of all the famous dudes in the past lik Napoleon Bornapart and other people too.

"Awaken my masters!" he yelled as sick Egypt music played and they all came alive and some creepy sh*t's gonna happen! He went and did an evil lol as he jumped out and headed back but Rathian was here!

"Arrr, what is a landlubberin' fool like you doing with a blunderin' bunch of dead scurvies?" Raihan roared. But the man was calm and knew what to do!

"Hello, my good sir!" the mystery man mysteried. "I was at the wine seller below to give you a drink cause I knew your here and I like you a whole lot and it was next to a graveyard for some reasin" he lolled and gave him a bottle of good stuff from his bag.

"Oh! Well, a big blooding thank you to you, cabin boy!" Raihan jollied as he grabbed it and drank it all over. "Arrrr, now that hits the golly captain's gullet! Can a good ol' matey like me have your num-" he also said as the man was now gone! Suddenly, his head started spinning all over in 17 directions and his head was filled with all the evil colors lik scary purple and skunk white!

"Arrrr...?" Raihan arrrred with scared. "What is blunderin' around inside my noggin...?". Suddenly Napoleon Bonipart came and kicked him IN THE FACE! He sniffed him all creepy as he was a zombie and was about to make lunch of the pirate's head until suddenly he got kicked away and fell over!

"Hey! Are you alright over there?" a punk girl asked eith a Pokemon that looked like a Pikachu but also didnt. "Arr..." Raihan went as he sobbed all piratey and the girl went off to help the others.

He stumbled up and saw a busness card on the ground where the mystery man dropped. He looked at it and there was no business in the card but there was a name!

"WT bloodin' F!" Raihan thought as he read it. "The cabin boy's name is-" and then he fainted and couldn't read anymore for now. The card dropped all drama-like to the firey grounds and on it was the name... D. Mon !

"Raihan!" the punk girl went and her mouse carried the poor guy to the nearby Pokemon center to treet him!

"Hey! I found an unconscious man who needs medical attention immediately!" the girl spat. The nurse took a closer look at the pirate guy snoring in sea shanties that the mouse placed on her drsk.

"Sorry maam that's not a Pokemon and we only treat Pokemons in the Pokemon center!" the nurse said.

The girl scoffed as she threw a bag of money at the desk.

"OMG get this guy in right now!" the nurse gawked and so Raihan went on the stretcher and taken to a cell!

Flashback to now!

The dudes took another taci to the Pokemon Center nearny and they asked the nurse nicely to see Raihan, and so they where led to a hospital bed behind the Pokemon machine, and in the bed was...Raihan!

"Uhhhhhhhh…" he mumbled as he eyes blinked open.

"WTFFFF what happened to you?!?1" Skip yelled, hugging his friend in a rather straight way.

"Wait .I dont reconise you mate!" Raihan mumbled as he only knew Leon, not Skip! So Skip hurried to a nearby bathroom to turn back into Leon again.

"Oh, Leon! Ice of you to see me my matey..." he mumbled in a happy way. "It's no problem" Leon similed back. "Can you tell us what happened to you?"

"Me booty was plundered by the dead dude known as NAPOLEON BONAPETITE""!!!!! he yelled. Everyone in the room gasped! Except Raihan cause he was the one telling them plus he was too tired.

"WTFF I herd about him once in a history class except I slept through most of it cause Im too cool for school" Tom gasped more.

"You sure it wasnt just on of your alcool dreams again?" Bede scofed.

"No is real!!!" Raihan said, pointing to the bruises on his face and chest. OMG okay I believe you now" Bede said with British bows.

"But there was one tad good thing about that night: a real jolly lad named D. Mon gave me the bloodiest best drinks I ever had before Bonapante squabbled with me bum" Raihan simled all Scottishy.

"Sounds like a real nice dude, hope we can meet one day!" Leon wondered in a four shadowy way.

"Hope you get well soon my good buddy" he said, tossing him some rum because he knew Raihan liked that and Leon changed back into Skip as he got out of his hospital cell just as some laddy saw him in the room from the windows and was about to get all topless for him.

"That was so scary!!" Hop yelled. "I HOP-e that doesnt happen to anyone else!" and Tom booed him for his kinda bad pun.

"Though our gym challenge has been extra cabceled, I have a new paln for us!" Skip declared.

"And whats that, exactly?" Bede wondered, still looking a grumpy from the whole thing and fiddled oldly with his hair.

"To catch Napoleon Bonopolenta so that other chums wont end up like my chum!" Skip yelled with confident.

The punk girl, who also came to check on Raihan, heard what Skip said and looked at him in curious and her Pokemon did too.

"Morpeko seems very interested in other people, like always…" she sighed to herself and picked up Morpeko.

"Hey, what's about these four that's got you into them?" she asked, and the Morpeko squaked softly, particularly staring at Skip.

"Who are you looking at this ti- wait, what's Leon doing with different hair and eyes? Oh, whatever...I've got to get going." she sighed. She put Morpeko on her shoulder and it continued looking at them as she walked off to meet her bro for something.

"But then, how can we find this Napoleon dude?" Tom thought, poking his head so hard he almost gave himself a corn cushion.

"Simple!" Skip yipped, "Sonia knows a whole lot about history, so we will ask her!"

"OH BOYYYY I CANT WAIT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT HER LECTURE OF MAGIC DOGS AND SH*T" yelled Hop.

"No you daft sodhead!" Bede smacked. "There's no time for that tired stuff or else well waste time as more dudes get dead! We need to ask her wuestions about where he was born and what eh did and other things!" Hop looked down. "Ok."

So the group spent the next hour or so looking for Sonia. However…there was a prob!

"Wait, we can't find her anywhere!" Skip and the others said. He tried to call for her on Siri, but no response! She didnt even leave the Kik he sent on read! Tom went to ask a nearby hiker dude about Sonia but he was smoking with an Oddish in his bong so he baked off to not disturb him.

Sudanly, Skip's Phione started ringing like a mad phone! It wasn't Sonia, but it was Magnolia!

He swiped it up like a motorcycle on a highway from heaven to earth powered by nuclears and yelled "Hello?!"

"This is a f*cking emergency." Magnolia said in a calm yet rushed way. "My house has been under seige from some old looking f*ckers that want to f*ck sh*t up in my place and probably to take this old granny hostage. Please, help. F* k."

Skip put the phone down and took off his Charizard and everyone climbed on and it went ZOOOOM to the lab!