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Author's Note: Mkay, this might be the last one for a little while, because tomorrow I'm going to my grandma's house for a week. So, enjoy this one! Thanks to everyone that reviewed or read!
Chapter Four: Teen Drama
Kyle and I broke our eye contact when someone knocked on the door.
"Come in," Stan yelled. Kenny stumbled in, looking horrible. He wasn't wearing his hood at all, and his hair was a mess.
"Hey Kenny," Stan greeted.
"Uggh," Kenny replied.
"Ooh, that bad huh? Ashton too." Cartman said and laughed at us. "But Ashton likes Kyle, and Kyle likes Ashton too! Isn't that the most hilarious pathetic thing you've ever heard?" He went on.
"Cartman, I'll kick your fat a-ahhh, my head," I said and laid back on the couch.
Kenny looked at Cartman.
"Dude that's not pathetic, that's cool. I have like 3 girlfriends. Just because you can't get one, don't diss people that can get one," Kenny said. Stan and Kyle laughed, and I wanted to laugh too but my head hurt so damn much. Cartman sighed.
"I hate you Kenny," He said.
"No you don't," Kenny said.
"Well fine! Screw you guys, I'm going home," Cartman said and stood up. He took his stupid tape out of the VCR and walked out the door without looking back.
After fatass left, we spent about 2 hours laying around. Whenever Stan or Kyle tried to talk though, Kenny and I would hush them because of our headaches.
"Kyle, can I talk to you?" Stan said after a while.
"Sure," Kyle said and Stan and Kyle left the room, going out into the kitchen. I was sitting beside Kenny on the couch.
"Oh my God Kenny, I've never had a hangover before, and it hurts!" I said, leaning over onto him and covering my face with my hands. He laughed a little.
"I know kid," He said and patted me on the back.
:Kyle's P.O.V.:
I'll admit I was pretty scared when Stan wanted me to talk to him. Maybe he was going to get mad at me, because maybe he knew I liked Ashton, and maybe he didn't want me to like his cousin! Well, saying "maybe" never helped anyone, so I faced Stan.
"So, what did you want to talk about?" I asked him. He sighed.
"Well, I kinda noticed… I mean, Ashton sometimes seems like… do you like my cousin?" Stan asked abruptly.
"What?" I asked, pretending to be taken off guard.
"Hey man it's okay if you do," He said a little too fast and in a voice a little too high pitched.
"Um, Stan? Are you okay?" I asked him.
"I'm fine," He said, unconvincingly.
"Look dude, if I went out with Ashton-I mean, if I actually liked her and she actually liked me," I added quickly, "We wouldn't go out, it would be too weird for you, she's your cousin, and I'm your best friend. It wouldn't be right." Stan looked at me.
"Kyle," He said in a normal voice finally, "If you like her, go for it."
I stared at him stupidly with my mouth open.
"Are you—sure?" I asked. He nodded.
"Sure dude, I'd go out with your cousin if she was hot," Stan said, and laughed. I laughed too.
"Thanks," I said and put my hand on his shoulder. We walked back out into the living room and saw Kenny sitting on the couch with Ashton leaning on him with her head buried in her hands.
"Hey, Ashton," Stan said. "Can I talk to you?"
:ASHTON'S P.O.V.:
I took my hands away from my face and squinted because of the light as I looked at my cousin.
"Uh, sure," I said and got off the couch. I followed Stan into the kitchen.
"What?" I asked with my hand on my forehead.
"Do you like Kyle? Because you know… he likes you," Stan said, making me almost fall down.
"What!" I yelled, forgetting all about my headache, but remembering it the second I yelled. "Ah!" I finished and threw my hand to my head.
"Shh! He said he likes you, and I told him to go for it, because lets face the truth here, you like him too," He laughed. I raised my eyebrows at him.
"How do you figure that?" I asked.
"I'm psychic. And, I saw you staring all googly-eyed at him once." I laughed out loud.
"That obvious, huh?"
"Yep." I smiled and rolled my eyes while Stan laughed. We walked back out to the living room and saw Kyle playing slaps with Kenny, and Kenny kept losing because he was slow, because of his hangover.
The next day was school again. Whenever I walked around in the halls, I never saw Kyle without Bebe talking to him. She was just always talking to him. I caught up with her once after a class we had together.
"What do you keep talking to Kyle about?" I asked her.
"Oh, I was seeing if, maybe he wanted to go out with me sometime," She said and giggled. My heart really sank there. But she was my friend, so I couldn't say anything.
"Oh," I said, a little downcast. Then I remembered something. "Didn't you already go out with Kyle?"
"Well yeah, but this time it'll be different. Somehow it will." She said, looking dreamy.
"Oh… Well, good luck…" I said and walked away without another word. I ran into Wendy, because I was looking down.
"Oh, sorry Wendy," I said, in a very monotone voice.
"That's okay, hey what's wrong Ashton, you look sad," She asked.
"It's, it's nothing…" I said and tried to walk away. She grabbed my arm and pulled me back.
"No, it's not nothing, what's going on? Is it about Kyle?" She asked. I nodded.
"What is it?" She asked.
"Bebe kept asking him out. And I think he's going to do it," I said.
"Oh my God, he won't do it, trust me, they went out and it crashed and burned!" She said.
"I hope you're right," I trailed off. "I gotta go meet the guys, Cartman's driving us home," I said.
"Okay, bye hun," Wendy said.
"Seeya Wendy," I said and walked away. I walked down the hall and out the door, down the steps with my hand in my pocket.
"Ashton!" Stan called. I looked to the left side of the parking lot outside the school and saw Stan, Cartman and Kenny outside the car. Where was Kyle? I walked over to them and voiced my thoughts.
"I dunno, the last I saw he was talking to Bebe," Kenny said.
"Yeah, he's been talking to her all day," Stan said.
"That is fucking weak, she's a bitch," Cartman said. Normally I would have defended my friend, but for some reason I wasn't in the mood at the moment. Kyle walked up to us a second later. I moved to quietly stand behind Stan.
"Dude, where were you?" Stan asked.
"I was talking to Wendy, she asked me out." He said.
"Are you gonna go?" Kenny asked. I glanced up from the ground to look at him. He looked back at me with a look in his eyes that was kind of obvious, but at the same time hard to read. It was a very sad look, and I could see desperation in his eyes. Finally he looked at the rest of the guys and said,
"I dunno," I closed my eyes. I didn't know whether I should be relieved he didn't say yes, or worried that he still might say yes. I decided to try and let it go until later. We got in the car, and as always, Cartman drove with Kenny in the front seat and me, Stan and Kyle in the back. Cartman dropped Kyle off first, then Kenny, then Stan and I. He drove off, leaving Stan and me standing in the driveway. As soon as he drove away, I let out an "oh god!"
"Are you okay, Ashton?" Stan asked. I frowned and looked up at him.
"Oh yeah, I'm fine! Why the hell did you tell me that Kyle liked me? Is this a sick game or something?" I spat angrily.
"What? No! I would never do that to you! He likes you, he really does, and I don't know what's up with him!" Stan said, sort of angry at me for not trusting him.
"Well maybe you pushed him too hard and he's not into me anymore!" I yelled.
"No! Ashton, Kyle is not an asshole. He still likes you, did you see the way he looked at you today when he told us about Bebe?" Wow, nothing got by this guy. I sighed.
"Yeah, I saw that. I'm sorry Stan." I said.
"It's okay. Just, don't underestimate Kyle, okay?" He said. I nodded. But later, I wished I hadn't thought that Kyle wouldn't let me down. The five of us, later, were at a McDonalds for dinner, because all our parents were at this party and we had no food, so we went there.
When we all sat down by the playplace, Cartman brought up the subject of Bebe again.
"So, are you gonna go out with Bebe?" He asked. Kyle hesitated for a second, and then answered,
"Yeah, yeah I guess I will."
Dun dun DUN! Ooh, you'll all have to wait till next Thursday to see what happened! Haha! REVIEW! I love you all!
