After that whole thing not much happened in the story so were gonna flash forward two weeks later, hope you don't mind lol!
Hop was in jail after hitting an old lady after practicing his ball throw, so Skip went over to bale Hop out of the jail by paying 2 million dollars then had a sexy with the female judge that was soo good she let him go, they felt like spending more time with each other so they want to see a show they saw on TV once and Hoo was buggering Skip about it over the hail phone so he decided to do it and also some of the woman in the commercial look sexy. It was a show about sports but with Pokes and that's why Hop was interested.
They booked a ticket to the Wyndon Stadium which is now in minty condition except one of the exist that was still in blue flames and burned up some people who walked through them but the construction gave up on fixing it after repaing the rest of the stadium because they where already getting hungry after working on it for so long. Anyway! (A) Hop and (A) Skip managed to not go through that exit and instead went through another that wasn't on fire anymore and sat on one of the not-on-fire seats close to the stage. Sonia happened to see them and sat behind them. She wore a Eminem shirt under her white coat which perfectly went with Skip's Bon Jovy shirt and boxers.
Then the show started, and it was all normal and stuff with some things like a Butterfree catching a Football and a Nidoking hitting a home run and a Zekrom completing a lap around an Olympic pool and Hop was having a complete hysterical time cherring and screeching for his favourites to win which he made a bet with Tom about using his life savings which was just like four weeks of allowance. Meanwhile Skip blew a kiss at thr hot announcer lady who blushed and then proceeded to french Sonia for most of the time, when Hoo wasn't looking of course!
As the show ended and everyone had to go back home, Sonia waved bye at Skip and he and Hop went back to Postwick. The teams have scored a tie so Hop won and lost nothing and so he was both happy and sad at once. They went back home and Hop's Mom greeted them and made them more tea and crumpets as super because that was their favourite meal in the house. As Hop went so sleep he saw a big evil looking comet in the sky shooting all zig zag and what appear to be a redhead on top but he ignored it and thought it was just a normal commet. And then they slept.
Next day now!
Morning came, but something about it made it warmer than dusual! Skip woke up from all the hot and shook his bed head to straight it out. He got suspicious so he flipped the window open and he woke to dude's using flamethrowers outside his neihborhood and its not normal! He slept naked so he put on a suit like the Joker but with Batman colours and shoes that had magnetic electricity on them which could climb walls and also toast any bread he stepped on and ran outside and confronted the flaming dudes.
"Hey! Why are you throw fire all over the place?" Skip yelled as he came closer. But then he saw...they where flaming up some of the zombie men! And the people holding the falemthrowers are...Tom and another girl!
"Hey Skip! We where just interrupted by these guys over there" Tom greeted as the girl swore a bunch of cuses at them like cr*p and bloody h*ll and f*ck and sh*t and the other c word that I can't say cause it's kinda mean and was all red in the face like raw turnip.
"Wait, who's the girl chum with you?" Skip asked.
"That's my sister. The author isn't sure what her name is suppose to be but I'll just call her Tammy, or Tam! Cause siblings usually have similar names lol"
Tam turned about to wave at Skip and similed for a bit while adjusting her French hat even thought she was Scottish (Idk if she is for real but the memes say so ok!) before turning back to shoot and shout cuses at the zombies. And then the zombies died and Skip stepped on them with his electric boots to make sure they weren't just pretending to be dead and on fire and they actually where so that was good.
"That's so awesome lol" Tom said. "Time to have a lunch. Come with us, Skip!"
So they had their lunches. Skip has crumpet flavor fish with chips, Tom had latte with a pumpkin, and Tam had a Scottish meal with 4 kegs of beer and Beef Wellington like Gordin Ramsey on tv. And then it was good.
But then, some EXPLOSIONS happened and shook up the palace like a mama shaking up a babby cradle to stop the babby from crying and the babby was crying twelve Japanese Sunamis and also the Nile! Tom, and everyone else where WTFFFFF as smoke and dust went everywhere choking people and almost ruined Skip's crumpets but he ate them fast before they did.
"F*CCCCCCCCCK" Tam went as her French hat fell off her while she was dodging the falling ceilings and floor. "If I catch the f*cking guy reponsible, he will be a f*cked up f*ck who will be f*cked up to sh*t by me, bloody hell f*ck!"
Skip Facetimed Rose on his high teck phone and asked "Hey, you! Did you blow up the restaurant?!" Rose scremed at the boiling anger in his voice and did a wet fart cause it was so scary.
"Nnnnno! Swear I didnt!!!!!! I'm in jail cause of the thing I fid last time! And I can't commit a crimes in a jail lololol!"
"Damn!" Skip swore and he pressed the hang up button so hard it sent shock waves on Rose's end and sent him flying and also borke his phone which made him cry pools on the flior and pissing himself once more out of sad cause now he had nothing to do in the jali. "Then who did that this time?"
"LMAO" someone evilly lmaoed from the smoke. And as he stepped out, he saw that someone was...Bede!
"I got my memory back and I remmeber that I'm still supposed to be evil, so dont mind me!" Bede similed and called all his mind control dudes into the area, holding dynamite! He had his hair straighten and looked like the girl from Nier but no blindfolds and that made him less old but more girly.
"Haha, but I've face you before and you miserably lost, my chum!" Skip grinned with confident, sneezing at a mind control dude so hard it knocked off the dynamite from its hand and caught it and bowled it at the others and doing a strike and explosing them away, flexing his stone hard secret agent arms and abs. "Your mind controled is not effective against my COURAGE!"
"Oh, but I have a NEW power this time!" Bede did lol and pulled up his sleeve to reveal...a dark pink HEARTMAX band! "Whoa! Whats that thing?" Skip yelled. Bededid an evil smile and a lol and said "I found it at a discount at the K mart cause they wanted to get rid of it after it KILLED a guy working there! Anyway my friend, your courage may be strong, but can your courage stand against DEATH?!" he yelled, making it do the glowy thing and suddenly Skip felt a growing pressure in his heart!
Also, he could'nt move and his veins where getting tight. He tried to say something but couldnt as the tight veins in his lungs stopped him!
"This is the end lmao!" Bede yelled, making the pressure tighter and tighter! Skip grimaced as his heart got closer to stopping, until...he started to smile?!
"HUH? What is that?" Bede wondered but then he realised something: Skip was disappear! He started in shock as he jumped and taked him down from the sky and pinned him down! Bede then saw a different band on his right arm...a sky blue ILLUSIONMAX band!
"Haha, think you got me?" Skip winked like anime. "Sonia gave this to me two days ago in exchange for letting her borrow my Boommax band to open her mail packages!" he chucked. "Anyway, time to defeet you!"
He did an karate uppercut real quick and KOed then lost his memory again so he's back to being on his side.
"Ow" Bede went and he looked up at Skip. "My head hurt, but I can't remember why lol. Shell we get a beer?"
Skip realized and did lol and said "Sure, my girly haired gray chum!", bring all glad that this was over cause him and Bede kinda like each other now. But not in that way, Skip still has Sonia as his wif!
But then Tam got out of the rubble and punched Bee in the face for ruining her meal and swore some cuses at him afterwards.
Suddenly, he saw another figure approach but it wasn't an evil dude this time which was good and not evil. It was...President Oleana! (No not Obama their diffrent! It's the laddy on the TV with the chairman a few whiles ago). Skip did a bow for respect and she similed back.
"Agent Skip! Someone got Rose out of jail and now they're planning to do something with the city's energy" the President gasped as she presidentally pointed at the sky above, turning all pink and sh*t!
"OMG" they all went as Hop's Mom started ringing Skip and he picked it up.
"Is everything ok, Hop's Mom?" Skip asked.
"Oh blimey, everythings turning scary and the tv's gone out and I can't catch my K-Pop dramas it's awful! I hope your gonna be ok my son and stop this so I can watch hot dudes kiss agin!" Hop's Mom squabbled.
"God damn I will!" Skip declared and they hung up just as an annuncement boomed from the skies and the radio towers on everyone's houses!
"LOL b*tvhes I'm back from jail" Rose boomed. "All thanks to this dashing mastermind, D. MON!"
Raihan yelled "ARRR D. MON I ALSO THOUGHT YE WHERE COOL AND JOLLY FOR GIVING ME FHAT WANKIN ALCOHOL, BLODDY CRUMBLES", drinking his rum all sadly and messy and crying on Skip's shoulder making it all wet and sticky and smelling of the alcools.
"And now" Rose contunues booming, "We shell unleash this cool dragon to destroy all of Galar cause we nee dto get more energy or something idk" He tried to do an epic anime laugj but he was all old so it sounded pretty bad and so he got embarrassed and wet himself and suddenly he didn't sound all that badass anymore so he gave up and stoped talking.
"Why cant we just have a nice day for once?!" Hop wined, running out to see what's happen. "Anyway, uhh let's BEAT these guys! I played RUNESCAPE and LoL 25 hours a day so im ready" he yelled, running towards the tower but then a purple lighting hit him and died.
"Sigh" Sonia sighed as she came over to revive Hop. "You sure you guys can handle this?" she asked, turning towards him, Bede, and Raihan.
"I, SKIPPERSON THE SIXTH, am always capable to stop the evil in this world with my JUSTICE!" Skip sid and did a sick air guitar.
Skip swapped his Illusionmax band for his trusty Boommax band as Sonia was done using it and it glowed a more poerful shade of green than ever before due to Skip's awesome wills and he put on some shades to be cool as he and the others charged into Hammerlock to DO SOME EPIC BATTLES!
