Well be doing a Hop and a Skip ( ;) ) to a month after all that has happen. Some funny wired things like Tom getting hyper from trying his EXP Cnadies and Hop getting a 20 lossing streak on LoL and Bede using a Luigi board to talk to Rose did happen but its a story for ANOTHER TIM!! Also Hop and Tom's birthdays happened and now their adults so that's cool. Anyway! Chapter starts NOW!

Skip was bored in the morning and Sonia was away and he couldn't have a sexy with her so he took out a magzine about cloths and perfumes and so there were hot model laddies inside. Him and Daemon inside him were liking the cloths in the mag and arguing over which laddy in the book is the sexy cause Skip is a boobs guy and D. Mon's an ass guy. Sufdenly, Skip received a phone from…THE PRESIDENT NUMBER! He picked it up after closing it in case Hop came in.

"Vice President Skip" Oleana said cause after the whole thing from Chapter 11 she promoted him from agent to Vice President for his JUSTISE and LOYALTY. "Our evil detectors have detected another evil dude out there and cause of that you must to visit the Isle of Armor to beat off the evil!"

"Okay" Skip said. "But what is this evil dude and what's he doing lmao?"

"No time to xplain" Oleana said before hanging up and running off and he herd a BOOM over the phone!

"Darn!" Skip swore. "What's going on!"

So as Skip got change and go out, he saw Tom and his sis heading over to the station too! Hop was there but Tom just bought him along cause the ticket he got was a Buy 1 Get 2 Free deal and he dint want to waste it.

When he got there; they handed their tickets over and as they did Skip saw a blonde laddy with glasses and a hippy outfit and a top hate. Skip blew some kisses at her and she went all "Ahehehe!" and then they got on the train to go there.

So Skip boreded the train and after a bit, it took off from Gakar!

Hop was getting all motion sick as it moved and was tossing his cookies and the cookies kept hitting people nearby and falling on the floor and crumbs flew everywere and Pidgeys flew in the train to eat them until someone's Pikachu went all Thunderbolt and roasted them into some Popeyes that fed all the hungry children and they stopped crying.

Skip was rich so he got the luxury train that is more rich and posh than the normal trains and so they had very fancy train cars with marble floors and bronze seats and golden toilets! He knew it was gonna be a long trip as the ticket said the ride was gonna take like 8 hours so he went to his and it was bigger because Oleana told the train people to give him THE BEST CABIN ON THE TRAIN! Cause of his justice and coolness! The cabin also had silver beds and fancy wardrobesa and a mirror and hsi own plasma TV with loads of sexxy channels on it as well as the weather and news which made Skip happy.

Tom and Tam where looking around to find theirs and they opened the door to what they though was their cabin but then they saw...Hop and Bede kissing and flirting and making out each other all over the place! The shock from it made Tam spat out her bear.

"Wrong cabin!" Tom yelled as Hop screamed so hard he almost bursted out of the cabin but thankfully he didn't and quickly closed the door.

"Ok, where were we my love?" Bede turned to Hop. They started to continue flirting and then they went to making out! We'll just leave them to that for now.

Skip was enjoying a hot grande cup of coffee with some milk and sugar while he was having real hot sexxing with some hot female train attendents and had a real hot time. After all that Skip turned on the weather. But as he turned it on, he noticed something odd! Instead of showing usual weather like rain or a sun or some snow, the weather said "Cloudly with a chance of DEATH" as it showed a cloud with a bunch of nukes and hell and frogs raining from it and a skull too!

"Wait what!" Both Skip and D. Mon inside Skip spat but then outside he heard some people screaming and crashing and going all WTF so he went outside to take a look and...the forecast was real! Nukes where falling from the sky explosing all over the place and punched holes into the trees and rocks and the frogs ate up all the wilflife and bugs as they where not ordinary frogs but radioactive frigs from eating some of the nukes so they where all glowing and mutated and that was acary.

The train was still going fast and people where still screaming so Skip had to do a rally speach to raise their spirits!

Skip jumpe don top of one of the bronze seats and took off his dark magician suit to catch the attention of the women and yelled!

"People of the train, listen to me! Things may look kinda bad outside right now but if you can follow my lead! We can all make it out TOGETHER!". Everyone was so into his words that they stoped panicing and screaming and some women tried to get him to sex and he did it with them but extra quickyl since he has to save the people!

Suddenly as people where following his lead and getting off the teain in a safe way, he heard some lmao coming from the ceiling of the train!

"Whose there!" Skip yelled, and then a dude jumped in! The dude that jumped in stumbles from the movemen of the train but he still stod and lolled a little! He had a tuxedo and looked kinda goofy as his hair was shaped like a sword.

"Haha! I Sordward…" he said as another dude with a red tuxedo and a hair like a shield jumped in as well and said "And I Shielbert…". They both did a pose and yelled "Are here to retreve the sword and shield relics that Hop and Tom right here ha-"

"Yeah whatever!" Skip signed and stabbed Sordward in the chest with his scorpion tail and he died from screaming at the fiery toxin and his tuxedo w as on fire too.

"Hey! You will regrrt that!" Sheilbert yelled and now another dual happens!

Shielbert shrapened his hair using a pebble on the floor and it made it extra hard and smooth and tough and more like a shield which it was! He went into Hop and Bede's cabin where they were still making out and punched Hop in the face and he fell down and cried as it uurt and took his sword relic to use as a weapon!

"I'm gonna GET you and your boyf!" He yelled as he charged towards Befe!

"Hold it motherbugger!" Bede yelled and got a random train passerby to strike Shielbert from behind but HIS HAIR WAS TOO STRONG AND DEFLECTED THE DIDE'S ATTACK! Shielbert went behind and stabbed the mind control dude in the back with the sword then knocked Bede out with his hair.

He then came for Tom and he tool out his own shield and yelled "Okay you Superman villain rejects! Tim to put you back in the recycling bin!".

Then they engaged in a shield fight where Shilbert and Tom were banging each other. With their hard shields, that is! And sparks went EVERY WHERE from all the mrtal banging into each other and stuff and a few hit Hop and the electric jolted him from the floor!

"Ow that kinda hurt you know!" Hope screamed but noone paid attention because everyone was busy looking at the epic shield fight on the train! And Skip was back to his cabin to finish his Grande coffee cause he felt thirsty.

Tom was then dodging all over the place andthe y both jumped on top of the teain to fight in the blowing winds but then Shielbert slashed him in the foot and he screamed and almost fell off the train with one hand clinging to the edge!

As the train was still moving at full speed, his blood from the wound also flew away from him extra fast like a thin red river and it was all very gnarly to see. Shielbert leaned over to take his shield and was about to let him fall and then, suddenly! A psychic power grabbed him and dragged him back! It also helped Tom back up on his feet where he ran back away from the crazy dude with the shield hair.

SKIP then jumped up to the top of the train too and tossed his coffee cup on the floor and it broke all badassly and said "Alright I just finished my coffe that you rudely interrupted! Now its time to kick ass and maybe eat some ass too! Cause I'm hungry and the train food ain't that good".

Shielbert was sacred and tried to block Skip's incoming comet punch with his hair again but it was very strong and the shield part of it cracked off and so he was bald!

He looked even more scared but then Skip went over and punched and slapped the dude out silly supersonicly. All the nukes in the sky stopped raining cause they have all exploded from the force of his ounches and the frogs too cause the explosions then killed them. He gave him a comet kick and he was flying like a little birdie in the air and then hit the train ceiling with such force that the train slowed down but it was heading into the water so Skip used Speedmax to speed it back up and it flew on the water! And some old guys saw and though it was the cumming of Chris! They got up all singing and dancing all dancy with the angles to welcome but they got hit on the way of the train. For the train was not Jesus, but a train.

"Ahh I give up! Have mercy on me lol! I didn't know you guys were that strong!" Shiledbert cried, as Skip walked up to him.

Skip has a grim grin on his face and went "ok". But just as the shield man was about to leave, he jumped and did a roundhouse kcik on him in the man parts and was "SIKE, you evil chum!"

Then he RIPPED out one of his glass wings and electric plasma sprayed EVERYWHERE and the seppyroth theme played as he jammed it through Shielbert until it stuck out from the other end and drew it back out as the dude went EXPLODE like Psy and everyone was doing gangnum style as he badassly walked back to the inside of the train.

He hopped back down and the entire train clapped for him and his heroic acts! He also had to reattach his wing otherwise he would look real weird carrying it around so he tapped it back with a plaster, and Hop kissed Bede back awake like Sleeping Beauty and they continued making out until they stopped.

"But wehre did the psychic power that saved me come from though?" Tom wondered, as Tam slapped a bandage on his foot and then the hippie laddy Skip saw on the train before walked over and smiled.

"It was I!" she smugly said and winked. "I used Psychic, and it seems to be super effective! Just call me Avery."

Skip goggled and exchanged numbers with the laddy. This laddy looked real cute and had some good humor just like him, and so Skip started to feel...something for her! Particularly in his pants ;)

Suddenly, the train finally started to stop and said "We have arrived at our destination".

"Oh boy!" everyone said as everyone packed up their cabins and got off as soon as the train stopped.

"This is the start of a new adventure!" Tom yelled as he strecthed out and they all exit out to the Isle of Armor!

Meanwhile, someone was looking out at them with a binocular!

It was a mystery man in old timey business wear and he went "Damn this guy took out both of my secret agents! I must initiate ANOTHER PALN!"

:0?! Come back next chap!