Ok, back into the action and mystery! I know you guys have been waiting so here it is now again, enjoy lol!
A man was standing on the snowy plans of the Crown Tundra and he was in white to avoid getting attacked by the polar bears and hot chocolate salespeople. He raised his hand with a Revivemax band on it and suddenly, Rose poofed out of nowere, and he was...ALIVE! And no longer as a ghost!
"Ahhhhhhh!" Rose yelled when he realized that, and farted on himself. " Oh wow I'm back to life again finnaly I can scratch my butt! But then who are you!?"
The man giggled as he lefted his hood up for him to see. Rose looked up and he was stunned!
"OMG. You-you're-you're the guy-" he stuttered, all scared out of his mind as the man put his hood back on.
"Yeah, yeah," the man spoke. "I only brought you out of Davy Jones' cold locker...to help a matey with some THINGS!"
"Eek!" Rose yelped. "It-its gonna be something crazy and scary and all that stuff isn't it?!"
The man did a big smile and a lol too and went "Rosell Steven Howards, mate, even you get it. When this whole thing goes down, the rest of this story is gonna look like as big of a joke as Post-2016 Youtube! Now come over here; let me explain"
As the man whispered his plan to Rose, Rose had a surprised look on him and he screamed because the plan was so good that it was scary to him.
"So, now you get it. Get busy, cabin boy!" the man grinned. "By the way, your dad died lmao"
"Aw man" Rose sighed.
Meanwhile, in another part of the tundra!
A mystery someone was at the ice temple up above, starring down at the two men and took a film set from her bag to see. They flipped up their hood and they was...Diane!
"Ugh, the creep is back to life...wait who's that!" she gasped as sshe got the camera to zoom in. She saw who the man in white was and he was...we'll find out later lol!
Meanwhile, in Postwick!
It was snowing now because it was the Winter and everyone in Galar was happy because of it. People where singing some jolly good Christmas tunes even though it wasn't Christmas anymore and people also builded some snowmans and snowladdies too and then a drunk old guy then tried to sex them but it wasn't a very comfortable time when he did and thats another story for another tim!
Skip was hanging and making out with Sonia again after her business trip, and also was with Hop and Tom as they sat around and watched something on thr DVD player like Home Alone because that's a very good Winter movie I heard.
Skip and Sonia where both lolling at the movie and having some good time. Hop is crying all over Tom's popcon from the sad moments and his crying made it even more salty and watered his kernels to grow into corns and so he poped them too and had more to eat now.
But suddenly, there was a news flash in the middle of it! Skip was annoyed until he saw that the reporter was a sexy laddy so now he was fine with it. And the news flash was about...Raihan! He went missing!
"Lol he's probably just being drunk somewhere" Sonia lolled. "No," Skip said. "Something...is not right about this! I ca nfeel it!"
Skip texted Raihan on Kik and then waited for a few mins and then he didnt' reply back! "Okay somethings off! Usually he would respond now cause he's such a good friend lol. We need to save him!" Skip yelled with smart.
"I'm glad to have such a smart husbanf!" Sonia went, and then they kissed. Then they sprung into action and Skip got out his belt and whipped it on the table and flicked his hair and did a badass battle cry!
But just as they did, someone was waiting at their door! And that person was...Milo!
"Top of the morning to you lads and laddies" he waved.
"Milo!" Skip went. "It's been so many chapters since I last saw you!".
Milo drank down a bottle of Bailey's and said "Don't mention ti. Anyway since Raihan has been gone and you know the deal us former gyms have been trying to get him back and we think you might help us!"
"Hmm" Skip hmmed, "And whats this plan to get him back of yours? It better be good lol"
"Just, follow me and I'll explain all the stuff" Milo said as the rest of everyone else followed him from Hop's House and to Tuffield.
He went up to the field with a big spiky chicken on it and he stepped on a hidden button in the grass and suddenly the whole thing started shaking and making noise everywhere and a big hole opened in the middle which lead to...a secret bass!
Everyone jumped inside and inside the hole was a super sciency area like in Star Wars with lots of technology and science going on, and it had weapons and some submarines and fighter planes too. Hop was fanboying and fangirling everywhere because it reminded him of Call of Duty and Milo had a big smile and said
"Welcome! This is were all of us has been living since all the gyms got destroyed lol."
Skip sighed "Yeah sorry for the inconvenence my chum!" and an anime sweat appeared on him.
"But why all the weapons?" Sonia wondered.
"Ah," Milo went. "All the gym lads are secretly all secret agents chosen by the President! Thats why we're gym lads because we needed to hide that and look feckin' cool too! And we need weapons also for secret agent things like arresting and stopping evil lads and whatnot. Right now everyone xcept the boss and me are in the Crown Tundra searching for Raihan because we got an anonymous Skype from a good lad who thinks he might be there and that's all we got so far lol"
"BROOOO THATS SO COOOOOOL!!!!" Hop screamed. "I WISH I COUD BE ONE TO LIKE IN PASIFIC RIM ABD CALL OF DUTTY."
Milo then got a call and picked it up. "Top of the morning to you my mates!" he greated. Then he heard things go explode in the background!
"Ola!" the voice of a girl came from the phone. "The darn zombies, their back! Some dude or women has been reviving them back to life and its really got me all pissed!"
Milo was "WTFF? Nessa, keep beating them off for now with the others, I'll report back to the boos, darn golly I need more booze for this!". The girl who was Nessa hung up.
"OMGGGGGGG!" everyone in the base went.
"Bring back memories lmao" D. Mon mumbled in nostalga.
"Wait, who's this boss dude around here? I used to be it but then I've been prmoted!" Skip wondered.
"Oh! You lads can come with me to him as I report this lol" Milo said and then he rushed off, and everyone followed. They reached a locked gate and Milo typed in the password "PUNKR0CK" and then it opened!
A lanky dude with some very cool hair turned around in his posh seat to meet the others. He similed and nodded at the group and then started to speak!
"Hey what's up Skip! Good to see you still being all cool and awesome after your rpomotion. And to the kids, the name's Piers and I run this place lolol! And Agent Milo, what do you have to report?".
"It's just feckin bastardly, boss!" Milo sighed, pouring some Bailey's into a bowl with some Lucky Charms and slurping it. "Some lad in the Crown Tundra has been Revivemaxxing the zombies back to life! Perhaps it also has something with Raihan going missing, maybe" and then he replayed Nessa's call from earlier on his phone to prove that he wasn't just drunk.
Piers face was shock and he went "That's so not cool! The last one I fought with my sis almost messed up my epic hair but the good thing was that it didn't happen lol! Send the reinforcements now!"
"I understand!" Milo yelled and then he did.
Meanwhile in the tindra!
The girl who was Nessa with long blue hair and wearing some very sexxy battle cloths was carrying a gun and surfing on turtles as she went through the zombies! Her two trammates with her are an old man who was American and flying in a firey jet pack and flaming everything up with a flamethrower like a mad fireman which he was and a little masked kid who was creepy and had a creepy book and doing lots of magic all over the place with it and summoning up ghosts to eat the zombies and saying stuff to himself all crepy.
The zombies where a lot though and despite all the shooting and flaming and eating there was still a lot of them! Then suddenly a whole bunch of military people came in after getting Mili's call and then more guns and bullets and snipes went all over the llace and it got a whole lot cooler and awesome!
"Thanks boss!" Nessa yelled as the zombies started to get less in number...but then they started getting revived back up again!
"Dammit, what in the name of Pele is this?" she swore as she continued shooting and her turtle blasted lots of water at them and bit their pants and panties too.
Meanwhile, in the base!
Piers starred at the situation from a Bandicam on Nessa's turtle and looked at Skip and Sonia. "Is that a Revivemax your pretty wife has there?" he asked.
"Indeed it is!" Sonia said, drinking a pink potion from the lab which made her chesters and buns go all big which was funny and a little sexxy also.
"I have a plan then! Skip and Sonia, you can also go down to the tundra to help us against the zombies and maybe rescue Raihan somewhere too because he might be with an evil dude around here! The President already said yes to asking you to help which is why you're here now"
"No problem!" Skip said as he did a fist pump and more sick air guitar.
"OOOOH what about me?!" Hop yelled, jumping up and down like a flea thats in the flea Olympics.
"I guess you can just stand ther and watch or whatever you can do to help" Piers sighed and shrugged.
"YEAHHHHHHH!!!" Hop screamed some more and he got hyper everywhere like a rave party with lasers and rockets and dancing monkeys in suits!
Tom went down to the area with all the weapons and he swapped out his pistol for a bigger gun that doesn't shoot out bullets but bombs that look like bullets that explode when hit so they were better. Hop looks too young for all that so he was given a first aids kit and a slingshot with some iron balls to play with. Skip didnt need any weapons cause his fists were enough but he took a Balisong knife that he could play around and do some sick tricks on the way to battle (Google this knife you can do some awesome things with it like flipping it around and stuff it's really cool!).
Then everyone got on the fighter plane that was really big, it was the size of a truck and it also had a nice control panel with Siri installed and first class passenger seats in the back with food and Wifi too.
"Alright, buckle up now lads cause here we go!" Milo yelled as he finished the last of his cereal and started the engine and the plane started to go WOOOOOOOSH from the base to the Crown Tundra! Hop wanted to toss his cookies again because of all the motion but before he did Tom got him a paper bag and he put his cookies in there instead it was all okay now.
