There was a big plane flying around into the tundra and in it was...Skip! And some other people I guess. He was in the front seat watching some good films and he was twirling and whirling his knife around very skillful and expert while Sonia was asleep, and snuggling on his shoulder. Hop was playing with his slingshot and having a blasted good time with it and Tom was reading the pilot manual and he learned very well so he drove the plane instead when Milo had to go pee.
Then, explosions and zombies could be heard and that when everyne knew, they were in the Crown Tundra! Milo drove the plan for a little bit longer until he looked down and saw Nessa down below. He flew down and did a crash landing and then they were there! Everybody who was inside got outside and looked around in the vast snowy plains...and then the zombies that were in front of them!
"Aloha, former boss and his wife!" Nessa called from below as she kept putting bullets in dudes. "Oh and also Milo. Help us beat up these dead dudes over here!".
"Got it!" Skip, Milo, and Sonia replied and then they got over there and fought! Tom went to the flamer guy.
"Whats up my dude!" Tom yelled, waving to him and he waved back. "Oi, Tommy boy!" the guy yelled. "Its been a while since I saw you in the bar with Skip and you got drunk and took your pants off lol". "Lol!" Tom went.
"Indeed that was a funny time Kanu. Now let's get these guys!" and Tom started to blast his shiny new bomb gun away and made chaos and hell while Kanu went back to flaming it up to the tune of the American anthem.
Hop was gawking at all the zombies and action going on until he got eaten by a ghost the masked kid summoned but it spat him out cause it didn't like the taste of his shoes wich got all dirty on the ground.
Meanwhile Skip flexed his 18 abs to show that he was serious which even intimidated his friends then went to punching out dudes so hard their zombie brains expldeod and kicking just as hard as well, and then he felt like getting more crafty! He flipped out the Balisong knife and started to dance while playing around with it!
He was dancing all agile and as he did his knife was twirling and dancing with him between his fingers as he spinned it at the zombies, the blades slicing their heads clean off and he flung it at another group and it killed thousands more until the strong wind made it go right back to him and he caught it and continued his dead good dance as more got down dead. D. Mon got outside of Skip's body to try it out but the knife passed right through his hands since he was a ghost and it went plop in the snow and it looked pretty funny.
Sonia rushes to the place where the military dudes were shooting up and dying to the zombies so she Revivemaxxed all of them back to live over and over and then she saw the mystery man in white holding a Revivemax band too and it turned into a reviving battle between her and the mystery dude doing the zombie reviving! She took off her coat to reveal her tank top and tan denim shorts to know she was serious and they both revive their sides very intensely!
She then had an idea and got a radio and started to dance as well, and doing a little sing too!
"Yo, tell me what you want, what you really really want I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!" she sang as she sways her hips all around.
All the zombies found it to be really sexxy and many of them ran over to her side and some even gave her pickup lines like "I'm a zombie but you can call me ANYTIME!" and "Want to do it in the graveyard!" and also gave roses.
Skip noticed then coming onto her and he was a very protective husband so he started slashing up and killing every zombie that did and so many where dying that the mystery man had trouble reviving them all back!
"Arrrr!" the mystery man yelled. "I need to do somethhing about those seaworthy scamps! Thankfully I know what that something is!" And then, he did something, and it shocked everyone!
He took outa cartridge like a GBA that Rose gave him that contained all of Skip's information like his name and birthday and social security number wnd then jammed it into some weird looking advanced machine and it started to shake and sputter and blue electric went all over the place cause it was trying to process how awesome and cool the data is and then it shooted out a bean of light that formed into a dude!
The beany man looked exactly like Skip cause he was a CLONE made from Skip's data! Like in Kingdom Hearts lol! Except Rose got some of the data wrong and so instead he had crazy yellow green hair like a can of Sprite and green eyes and didn't have any of the cool wings and tail and sh*t that Skip had cause Rose dint update it.
But, he did have something special! He wore Dynamax rings instead of bands, one was on his left middle finger which was a gold ring with a gold bar cause it was a GOLDMAX band which can turn stuff into gold like the dude from Greace and another was a nice emerald skull ring on his right middle finger which was also a Boommax band and he can activate them by giving the finger to dudes in battle which made him still very cool.
"Hello!" helloed the clone in a cheery clone voice, "I am your clone and I was made by an evil guy so my name should be something like Dark Skip or Skip 2.0 or some crap but those are lame so instead I will be...LEAP!! Cause a leap is more high than a skip. AND I'M MORE HIGH THAN YOU ARE!"
Skip did a kind wave at Leap and went "Haha! Nice to meet you my cloney chum! And, we shell see about that!" and then they went at it! Leap tried to explode him but Skip was explosion proof cause he was that awesome and Skip threw some plasma back but then!
Leap giggled all cutely and did a smile as he also did two fingers and turned the plasma into gold! It went BOOM and a whole storm of gold coins exploded from the gold and flew into Skip, blurring his eyes and the coins were also flying so fast that they caught on fire like tiny gold comets and were knocking up people behind him and so everyone there kept dying over and over until they stopped, and Sonia revived them each time.
Skip got his umbrella that he brought to shield himself from the snow to skewer the coins like a sheesh kebab before Leap could explode him again but then he started to turn into gold also! The gold was infecting his legs, and his chest, all the way to his neck. Even his hair started glittering with golds! Leap grinned with happy as he was about to explode him into coins that he will use later to get a hot chocolate cause he felt thirsty and cold and a good hot chocolate could fix both those things. But then Skip smiled before the gold completely covered him!
Leap knew what he was up to since he's a clone and so he knows all of Skip's thoughts like one of those creepy twins on TV so he tried to explode him right now but Skip used Spacetimemax to get more times and he needed to make himself hot! I mean he already is but he needed to raise his temps to melt away all the gold!
He tried to make himself angry first by thinking about Rose peeing himself on his favourite carpet and it did get him real mad and hot but the gold was still there. Then, he looked and saw Sonia still dancing to that song in her sexy cloths, and that did the trick! Hot flames that burned bright pink from all the sexy started to bust everywhere from him through the gold as it dripped away and set him free as the liquid gold from him exploded into the coins! It also burned all his clothes too but he was fine being naked anyway.
Then Skip went over and punched Leap in the face to finish it, but then...Leap got up and laughed! "Whoa! You are a strong! I'm glad to be a clone of you lol, sorry about all that!".
"Hah, I'm so flattered! GG!" Skip went and they shook hand with each other and the mystery guy was WTFFFFFF in the background. Then Skip lolfully punched Leap in the guts to get back for the whole gold thing and they laughed again. But then before they got each other's Kik contacts, a big noise came from above and everyone turned to see it!
"SH*T" Tom yelled as he accidentally shot up his bomb gun at some snow above and it was causing an avalance! All the zolbies and military people were getting all swept up all over the palce and it was chaos everywhere so everyone had to go. The mystery man did what most mystery men do and vanish off mysteryly to some mystery place and Skip was mad but he had an avalanche to deal with!
Piers was flying over in a heli because he heard all the commotion going pn. They got inside but some zombies tried to get in to and so he smacked them away from the ship with his massive hair and back into the snow where they got snowed on by the snow below and turned into snowmen but they're zombies so they're snow zombie men! Or snowzombies. You decide!
Skip dragged Leap onto the heli too with the rest of the guys outside and it could take everyone because the heli was a big as the fighter plane, if not bigger, and it had stronger Wifi with a jim inside for the dudes and a playgroun for the kids. They then flew off to another part of the tundra and headed in the middle of the little town over there and they had to land in the middle of the crop field and also on some farmer dudes which was sad but the crops were the softest place to land and that's why they did.
Then they got out and the first thing they saw was a tall guy in a backpack and red jacket waving at them!
"Hey!" the guy yelled like a crazy fright train that was screeching on the rails and leaving fire on them and the passengers were also screaming from the noise and the train was on the way to Vegas in rush hour and there was a tiger on the train too which made everyne scream even more and it was chasing and eating the children. Everyone stepped down to see him, and he did a big smile and wink with silly and confident and said..."I know where this Raihan dude is!"
