Skip was all feed up at this dude who's threatening his position as coolest dude in the world! He had won the most awesome dude award for like 15 years in a row and he wasn't abou t to let this new chump in town take it away! His eyes got all electric like a chciken roasting on the power lines with thunder and it was scary.
"Okay you fake chum from Hobbit!" he lolled but it was an angry lol. "If you think your so cool, why not show us your little coolness!".
"Why, but of corse! ASSISSTANT!" Beets bellowed and his little helper friend who was Hop with a little funny elf hat and ears also like a hobbit came out and did some stuff to set up something!
Beets then did a lol back as use magics to juggle like 13 bowling pins really cool the he flew up in the air while still juggling with magic and then he pulled a dove out of one and it made a nest on Skip's hair. He then pull a table out of his pants and played Go Fish on it with a random audience and won and did a cool dance on the table whil the dude fell down screming from the lost and the screams annoyed him so he used Heartmax on the audience and now the guy's dead alogn with everyone else also.
"WTF, that's cool!" Skip WTFed. "But check this that I learned from my days on Isle of Armor!" he said also as he flipped his cape into the winds except he dint have a cape. He picked some sticks form the grounds and set them on fire to start dancing with them like a Hawaii dude while doing the conga on a motorcycle on a bpincy ball with some maraccas too and then he did like 170 thousind backflips after to for more cool and then he showed his abs as the coolest part. Beet's audience got revived then exploded from all the coll and then revived again but a bird was started by the awesome and bit all their heads off and so Skip kept his place as most awesome dude on Earyh!
"Curses!" Beets cursed. "You May have won good sir but I shell return! Ok probs not I got BETTER THINGS to do" and he went away like Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon (Everyone is crazy over this anime and idk why. It dont even have any sailors just anime and women but they kiss sometimes so maybs that's why?)!
Meanwhile…
The mystery man was watching over mysteriously and had a big smile on his mystery face. He was all lol like mad and he went "That jolly white hair guy is doing his thing! Now for my mysterous plan to start!". He then got out a mystery device and did some more mysterious things with it!
Meanwhile, Leap was still hacking when he stipped and realise everyone went all gone because of the distraction! The jacket guy was there but still all confused so he took him and turned the hill into gold and slid down like a playground slide back to his house and wrapped him in a blanky with a book and a hot choco which Leap drank himself cause he wanted one plus the jacket guy was too busy sleeping anyway.
But, just then...he heard something from somewhere in the dude's house! He wasn't sure where it was so he emptied all the closets and wardrobes onto the floor and turned the house upside doen and shook it like a Japanees toy machine and got some good drops until something come out! It was a wired device that looked...mysterious! It was making some weird mystery noises so Leap was scarred and punched it to borke it. Then he looked at it and it wasn't sure what it was!
"Huh, doesn't seem to work! What could this be for? How...mysterious!" Leap wonder aloud and he was pacing around to think about it!
Also he saw the boy with a mask walking creepy and alone and looking at the floor and whispring to the walls but didn't mind it. Meanwhile Skip was chilling like a chili papper all bored, watching the river and eating the fish that jumped out of it for protien.
"I am bored!" Skip yelled. "What will I do next?".
Suddenly he felt something in his pants but he ignore it. He taught it was his boxers tearing cause of his huge man bits and that happens a lot so hes used to it. And then something also went BEEEEEP in his pants and stopped to ignore it because that's not what boxers sound like! He pulled out another weird device from it and it wasz all going BEEP and stuff which make him all worried.
Sonia was then running up to him with an all worried and sad look on her face also, pointing at her ponytail which also had the weird device stuck in it! So did Nessa who found it in her punch and Tom.
"WTF! What is all this!" Skip wonders a loud. "Fells like someone's gonna do some creepy stuff with this and we need to sotp them!". Everyone agreed also!
"But who could done it?" said Nessa. "Easy!"
Skip replied. "The dude who did the weird stuff must've had left some DNA to these weird devices so we must…DNA test them!".
So they got them all and used a cotton to get the NDA pieces and put it into Sonia's weird machine like in CSI and it made some noises until it went BOOOOOOOOM!
"OMGGGGGGG!" Sonia yelled. "The guy's DMA is too powerful for the machine to handle! This means he's a very strong dude and we must
Mm careful!"
"WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" said everybody else. "Oh wait I got the wrong DNA and it was Skip's DNA lol!!" Sonia yelped.
Skip lolled and did a cute wink and went "Love you babe!" and they hugged and then sexxed.
He had to focus again as he looked at the device more and he found out there were batteries and lights inside and also a tiny radio! He played it and there was a voice that said soome cordinates in a scary way like a creepypasta except there was no pasta and there was just the creepy part. Sonia wrote them on an Excel shert and realised!
"The coordinates lead to the temple! Let's GO!" she yelled and everyone else went back up!
After they left, Bede returns with Hop on his shoulder and gets all mad and goes "Blimey! The confounders are heading back there! But, ive alresdy done my deel so it is of no concern. Wanna play LoL?".
"HELL YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hop screamed and they got ot their phones and Xbox and played really well though the Wifi wasn't that good and so Hol's KDA ratio wasn't so good either which was sad but they had a good time and they kept kissing each other's too.
Skip and the others go up to the place where they got distracted last time. They got to the ice place which was all pretty and shimmering and they started at it but now its not the time to be starring! They all stood at the coordinates the creepy machine gave them and waited. In the meantime, Skip and Sonia continue to sex up each other, Tom plays some Metal Gear, and Nessa wa snapping up some sexy selfies for her MySpace.
Suddenly some explosions exploded out from the temple! Everyone was WTFF and except Skip who is a cool dude, were screaming and dancing around in scared.
"Okay, who's the mystery dude that did those explosions!" Skip yelled and he ran into the temple to find out! Nessa turned around and saw that the zombies have returned too, but wrre made of snow because of the avalanche from before, and so they were snowzombies! The military dude's were also in snow and zombies from the snowzombies eating them so she and Milo and Pierce started blasting her laba guns that shoot lava that melt away the snow.
One of the bullets went into Calyrex's cold ranch Doritos so he floated back madly, as he slapped out a random military guy and did the possession thingy on him and yelled "OI, F*CK YOU FOR MESSING EITH THE F*CKING NACHOS YEAH!!!!!" and also went crazy shooting out his military gun, but the bullets went through they snowy heads!
"OI, F*VK THIS!" Calyrex yelled through the guy so he got him to punch out the heads of the snowzombies instead.
Tom hided out in the trees like a ninja dude and got out a camera!
"LOL" he lolled, "Tehy're doing well so I'll get this to the movies! People like snow and also zombie movies so peeps will love it and I will get a 1000 billion dollars and everyone will know the fabulous filmer of movies known as Tommy Christopher Easton!".
He got some good shots and threw a dynamite at a snowzombie that climbed up his tree. Bede and Hop saw him and help him by Hop doing a rain dance to summon lots of storm and lightning to intense the scene and Bede using Heartmax to kill off random dudes for drama.
Skip bust into the temple and looked around a bit and found someone! The mystery dude! In his big white coat and everything! He flipped his cloak like an evil mystery guy and piinted his covered mystery hand at him, lolling!
"SKIP! Finnally you have arrived, mate!" he said chuckled, setting off more explosions behind them so Skip couldn't get out!
Skip counter exploded his explosions with Boommax to stop the temple from being all destroy and he yelled "This is not funny anymore my chum! Why are you destroy everything? And who are you too lol almost forgot to ask!"
"What a funny blasting question! It she'll be answered...NOW" The mystery guy mysteriously saif.
He tok off his cloak all drmaatic like anime and then realised he took off his cloths too by mistake so he was all naked up but didn't care for now. Skip did a gasp! Because this dude...was...RAIHAN!!!!!!!!!!!WTF
