"WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!" Skip yelled. "My bumbling piratey buddy! We where looking for you lmao I did not expect this anyone else?!"

"YARHARHARRRRRRRRR" Raihan arred to the heavens. "Good day my matey! Sorry not sorry for not telling you but I've been working against the governemnt for a while! Lol!"

"WTFFFFFF What kind of naughty things is a naughty chum like you planning to do?" Skip went again, and did a dramatic point at him back with his fingers.

Raihan put his clothes back on angstily and lolled "Simple! I've been tracking down the bloody government's sea dogs like YOU ever since I lost me agent job after finding the most bloody blasted secret of the Presidnet!".

Skip pondered about it and thought "The secret? You mean, how she puts the toilet paper backwards lol?".

"Arrr! I, Sir Captain Raihan Mark Easton, will tell you, my matey...AS THE LAST WORDS YE SHALL HEAR BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH THE FISHIES!" Raihan angrily lols as he rips off his gym cloths!

He had a very Scottish pirate suit underneath made of parrot feathers with one of those belts that let you hold things in them, filled with tiny scorch bottles and cannons on his arms, and he flashed his hands which where now two cyber fists made of pirate iron which he replaced his normal hands to make even more awesome!

"Oh yeah! Check THIS out!" Skip yelled as he also took off his Guns N Roses shirt and Nirvana boxers to reveal his own suit which was a tuxedo made of rubies and golds with a gun made of golds in his pocket but he took it out because he didn't need it and it would weight him down!

The two dudes went at it and Raihan started blasting from his cannons! Skip ate one of the cannonballs and chewed it up like a bubble gum and spat it back out and exploded a random snowzombie nearby. Skip shooted some back holes at Taihan but he flew up in the air with the feathers so Skip had to fly up also. But the black holes he shooted sucked up Raihan's feathers until he couldn't fly and face planted into the ground!

Skip was preparing another awesome attack when suddenly! Raihan lolled as he flipped open one of his metal fingers and suddenly tiny pirate swords and chainsaws cane FLYING out of it and knocking down all the trees, which also cut up Tom's and made him fall down and break his camera. One of them even cut Skip's blazing hair and the hair landed and killed another snowzombie to death in the face!

"Well, thanks! I've been needing a haircut and the barbars in Galar all refuse to cut this!" Skip lmaoed with a silly face as he undid his long whip that he used as a tuxedo tie that he cracks on the ground to look scary and beats away all the swords and saws back at Raihan and his pants cut open to reveal his boxers with more tiny scotches on them and he was all embarriss!

"ARR! I SHELL REVANGE!" Raihan yelled and was getting tired so he drank up one of the scortch bottles and suddenly he got all drunk but also all powerful! He let out a roar like his dragon because he was a dragon pirate (Like Dragonborn from Sjyrim!) and did a Fus ro dah that sends everyone flying back. However Raihan realised it was the only Skyrim mov e he knew cause I don't remember the rest so Skip came back and slapped him all silly and calling him a real naughty boy.

"Ow oww stop it mate it bloody hurts!" Raihan sobbed while getting slapped by Skip so Skip stopped.

"Sorry! But why are you want to go after the President?" replied Skip.

"Because!" Raihan starred, "I know the jolly TRUTH about that fine lassy and what she wants to do!". Everyone gasped!

"What is it, then!" Skip lolled. "I shell explain stuff about it!" Raihan said, dusting off his metal knuckles with knuckle dusters.

"Ok, I think Rose Sr. is related with Oleana!" Raihan yelled so loud all the birds fell dead from the sky. "I was looking at her desk one day and I saw that she had ROSE scented perfume!"

Skip then slapped him again and he cried.

"Don't say such nonsense my chum!" he yelled. "Oleana is a good chick becaus she's the President and she does good stuff for our country and she gives me money for my English crumpets!"

"Oh yeah!" Raihan oh yeahed, "Wonder why she and the dude's son whos pooin' up the poop deck BOTH have green eyes!" And then an Ace Attourney sound played and Skip was thrown back by some wind and broke a table behind!

"OMGGGGG!" Skip OMGed, "You're right about that!"

"He has a point!" Tom started smartly.

"Yeah!" Leap said also, who has just entered the temple after getting distracted by some pretty butterflies on the way. The creepy kid with a mask looked down and then disappeRed but noone was worried because creepy kids do that al the time anyway like in the movies.

"Idk about this but get in the chopper, lads!" Milo interrupted with a really loud heli which was bigger and awesomer than the last one. Calyrex was all curious about the stuff the peeps were talking about so he watched but D.Mon rushed out to grab him and rub his face all over him!

"OI MATE WTF?!" Calyrex tried to say but he wasn't possessing anyone and also he's a Poke so noone heard him and all of Daemon's weed and grape breath got all over him too.

"Mmmmmmm!" D. Mon groaned squishing it like something that is squishy, "Feels good after all the talk about presidents and crap I don't care about! In fact, I'll just take you back home lol sorry dude!"

Everyone got on and D. Mon carried an angry Calyrex on as well and the heli flew off! As D. Mon was sleeping with it snuggling it with a silly ol smile in his face, Skip noticed something weirder than that: the jacket guy was there too! But he was all tied up and muffled with a shirt in his mouth.

"WTF, why's the jacket guy here lol!" Skip lmaoed. "He's been arrested for being all suspicious because he knew where Raihan was the whole time!" Pers explained and the jacket guy tried to say stuff but he slapped him with his hair and he cried.

Okay so not much after that happened so let's go to THE EVENING! Where thing s happen again! Wooo!

In the Wyndon jail!

The jacket guy was sitting in jail. He was all bored because there were no TVs or sell phones or bidets so he was doing normal prisoner things like drawing on the walls and rolling pebbles on the floir. He was about sleep with a bed he made from the pebbles to support his back and also some dusts on the floor which were soft! But watching him sleep in the jail from the CCTVwas...Milo (Not cause he was perving on him, but to make sure he doesn't escape lmao!)! But he was all drunken to sleep from drinking too many Bailey's cereals and his snoring kept the jacket guy up so he instead planned a way to escape!

"I must escape outta here!" Jacket guy yelled to himsefl so he would remember and tied some bedsheets together like boat sails and broke the windows by throwing his shoes at them and flew out of the cell and one of the guards saw him but he did some bird caws to sound like a real bird so they ignored him. He was sailing in the air like a bird or a ship with no gravity on air but the air was the ocean and he was sailing real smooth. But then he hit an electic fence and his bedsheets burned so he had to walk the rest of the way.

He sighed with happy as he was no longer subject to Milo's drunk snoring every night and then remembered he had to go somewhere to escape! So the place he went off to would be...his house! But that was too far so instead he goes to...Raihan's house! So he got there and knocked Raihan's door but he was asleep so he shot a gun through the window to wake him up and Raihan was all shock and happy to see him!

"What's up, matey with the jacket!" He yelled, ruffling up the jacket guy's hair and yanked him indoors.

"Lol I got arrested so I came here to hide so please help!" the jacket guy complained, sipping some hot choco given by Raihan.

"Yarrrr, no problem my jacket dude! You saved my bloody life once from thise scallywags so now I shell save yours!" Raihan yelled and hid him under the bed so no one would know and slept again so that passing dude's would just see a sleepy dude sleeping and not the red jacket guy underneath.

Meanwhile, a few miles away!

Tom was up all night at home looking through all the film that he was able to save from the broken camera and putting it into a movie to earn him his money and fiddled with his gun when the movie had to render and buffer and all that stuff which he accidently shot and exploded a neighbour from the window but he looked out and said "Sorry!" so it was fine.

He was finished and when he looked through to see everything is fine before he aubmitted it to Hollywood, he noticed something...strange! He took a closer look to see and he saw a weird figure looking at all of what's going on. He took an EVEN CLOSER look and he was all gasp and shock when he saw it was...OLEANA!