HAPY NEW YEART!!!!!!!! I hop this year is a good year for all of you cause yuo are alk awesome for readin this :)
In the government office, President Oleana was pacing around worriedly like a worried pacer as she saw what happened last chapter! She sat down and signed some new laws to calm down but then she ended punching the table in angry which made some papers fall in the trash that had laws aginst murder, arsin, police car thefts, and TPing people's houses on Halloween so now their all legal!
"AHHHH!" Oleana screamed. Her scream was so loud to woke Piers up so he went to her office and rushed to her. "What's wrong, missy?" he asked, and she kicked him in the pole out of anger and mad and it hurt.
"That pirate guy is getting on my nerves! First he says lies about me, then he's getting our best agent and Vice President to believe his little sea shanty tales! M*THERF*CK!" Oleana yelled, shattering a glass from the table which broke and a few pieces went into Pier's pole too so it double hurt. "Lol at least we have his little helper in jail with his little jacket!"
Suddenly Milo bust in as well! "The jacket lad has skedaddled out of here!" he yelled confusingly, and Oleana kicked him in the poles too.
"YU SH*TTING ME?!" she went. "Find him and Raihan now then! I shell not lose to the f*cking bastards!" she yelled some more, aggressively drinking some French wine that went all over her shirt and pants. They thought she was being a little crazy but did it to not get kicked in the man parts more.
Meanwhile, at Skip's house!
Skip was trying to sleep and counted sheep to do so but he was so hot that his hotness kept setting the sheep on fire so he gave up. He was thinking about Raihan said about Oleana and it was making him dead worried!
"Damn! I will ask her about this tomorrow..." he muttered and turned into his bed once more.
So the next morning he go to the President office in a fancy suit and took a lift to where she was and pressed a doorbell which went all ding dong and whatnot. Oleana was still grumpy from last night but she used her fingers to make a fake smile to hide it and greeted him inside.
"President Oleana!" Skip said and did a bow. "I would like to ask you if you're a suspicious chick like Raihan told me lmao!"
Oleana went all shock! She couldn't believe it, her most loyal agent asking her about Raihan's accusations! She but her lip but it started to bleed and her her coat all red from all the blood so she left cause she had to wash it off in the laundry and come back after that.
"And how does he know! He has no proof!" Oleana muttered.
"But he does! It's because…" Skip pauses dramatically and flipped his champion cape to look cool, "You and Rose Sr. have the same eye color! Also, being the smart handsome dude I am, I notice something also!". He sniffed in the air and picked up some perfume from her desk. It was...ROSE SCENTED!
"WTFFFFFFF!!!!!!" Oleana screamed as she feel down on the floor in anger and defeated and the President building started to shake around like a Jello in a hot summer day on a bouncing trampoline with a bunch of children and buffalos made of gummies bouncing on it and Skip knew something was up!
"I knew it!" Skip went and Suddenly, Tom burst in with his computer and showed it off to them! It had the wired figure on screen and Skip took a look!
"Lol I had to follow you here because Oleana was watching us in the tundra the whole time!" Tom panted, drinking water from his water gun and shooting some government people who went after him for breaking anf entering. And then he sent it to Hollywood cause the mystery figue would make his movie more scary and better too and he got his name into the Walk of Fame with alm the stars and stuff and now they put in a new star with the name "Tomathy Christopher Easton"!
Oleana stood up and went "Lol so now you know! And cause you know your all now illegal peeps because ut's illegal to know this so it's time to arrest you now!". Millions of polices suddenly burst out everywhere from the desk and the drawers and also from the bathroom. They all started to shoot all over the place!
Bullets and guns went and exploded everything all over the place and Tom got his guns too and Skip went all like the Matrix and started shooting dude too and now there was a standoof in the government office with the police and the president too. Things are getting more awesome!
"FBI OLEN UP!" some police dude yelled to be cool until Skip shot him in the face. Tom and Skip were making dudes and their bodies fly like birds in trhe sky out of the building and people got scared because the thought it was the next Birdemic and jumped into their nuclear shelters and shot their guns at every bird wich was not really a bird until all the birds went extinct from Galar and they saves the day.
"Bye lol!" Oleana yelled and she got out her double sword again but this time the Freedom Fighter 8999 wasn't glowing like a flag anymore but instead it was glowing red green and black like Christmas colours but evil as if Santa Claus was actually Satan Claus and he gave evil presents instead like granades and Playmobils! But she didn't feel like fighting so she just hoooed on it like Green Goblin and zoomed her way out, doing thebig lmao and trollface.
Tom and Skip have finished shooting all the police and guards and police guards dead and Skip did Megamax on his Charizard to go get her! They were both zooming really fast like speedy cars but in the sky so they were having a sky race!
"President! My girl chum! How in the name of the Queen's good chumpits could you be evil and betray the greatest capital that is Galar for this old chump who's dead!" Skip cried in the birdless winds. Tom shooted at her to get her attention so she would listen. She was tried of having to hear all the bullets so after a while she gave up and started...talking!
"Ok fine I'll tel you lol! My main goal is to secure my role from Rose Sr. and his buddies as the super President of Gala-" she said until a mountain crashed and she died.
"F*ck! Are you okay?!" Skip yelled and they asked her when they got down but she couldn't do that for now cause she was busy being dead! Her sword was also all bent from the mountain and her dress was all ruffled from the fall and so were her shoes.
"Damn! And we were this close too finding it out" Tom mumbled, getting down and doing CRP and surgery to save her. Leap came along and saw what was happening. He walked to take a closer look.
"Hey, Tommy dude, mind if you coud stop so I could check her out?" he asked nicely.
So Tom stopped doing the CPR and Leap could have that closer look, so he did. She's very sexy cause she had some nice sexy earrings but that's not why hes looking at her and also she's dead so that would be real creepy lol! He was here too find...THE TRUTH!
"Hmm…" Leap hmmed as he got a box out of his pants and tapped Oleana with it and it made a weird beep and a red light cause it was a machine.
"What lol" Skip asked in lol as he was texting on Kik to his wife and his hot Internet laddy friends about the whole thing going on and that he can't make it to sex today cause he had STUFF to do!
"As a clone we have machines that can detect other clones through like a gazillion DNA records in data bases from places on the web like WHO and the Wikipedia," Leap said, "And it says this laddy...is a clone of someone! But who?"
Leap took out another box machine from his pants and tapped Oleana with it too, and it went all beep boop and a whole bunch of machine noises until it shuddered as some words in a techno font appear on the screen!
"Holy Queen of Scots!" Leap yelled in total scared!
"What's this!" Tom and Skip both said as they took a look at the words on Leap's screen. They both gapped as the words on the screen are the scariest words they have ever seen (Hey it rhymes lol!).
And the scary words on the screen said "This cloney chick is a clone of SENIOR ROSELL STEVEN HOWARDS"!!!
OH SH*T! A TWIST! WONDER WHAT THIS COULD LEAD TO! Stay tunned for next time laddies and gents!
