Ten years forward, in another dimension, in the past!

Our main dudes fall from the sky from the pirtal as they where in another dimensions now! Sonia's skirt blew up as they fell and you could see her panties for a bit. Only this time everything was in slightly more colour now but its all grainy and stuff and now and there was planes and helis in the sky and some ships in the water too as science was getting more popular in Galar.

Hop feel in the water and made swan noises to not alert the Queen's swans and corgis. He got his Wooloo to help hom float because I forgot it was in this story for a bit sorry! It barked at the noise going from the helis in the sky and the construciton on the ground with angry.

"Well, were here ya donkeys!" Tam cried, closing the portal with duck tape. "Welcome to 30 years before today!"

Suddenly Skip realised there was more dudes wih them than before and saw the gum leaders too!

"Oh hello my chums! So your here to take a tour of the past too?" Skip helloed with lmao.

"Feck no! Wer'e here to protect the feckin Queen in case non-jolly things happen in the past!" Milo drunked, drinking more Bailey's to relive his vertigo from the fall.

"Oi, Tommy boy! Great haircut yo!" Kanu yelled from far away at Tom and he thanks him back as they did a cool fist bump.

"Ok befoe you guys go sexxing each other, take a look!" Bede yelled.

There was a jet plane in the way of what he was pointing so he mind destructed it so it was out of the way and everyone could get a closer look! And it was...the Hammerlocke tower! And a weird storm was appearong there too!

Meanwhile, inside the tower!

Rose Sr. was sitting in office, inventing new taxes and filling out some boring documents and laws like stopping citizens from smoking or chewing gum or some other sh*t it's not very important to the story lol! He was doing this as he was waitng for...something!

"Today is a boring day today! But at lest it's another day of bringing SCIENCE to the capital of Galar!" he jollied as he did another signature. "I sure hope the projet to get new energy from the scary dragon isn't doing something bad like making a big storm outside!"

He looked outside and saw the storm there.

"F*CK WHYS IT MAKING A BIG STORM OUTSIDE!!" he yelled and wen tout to see what's happening.

The scary dragon was dancing and doing little whirlies and twirlies in the stron and it was scary. All the wind was blowing wvrywhere and it was making Rose Sr.'s hair all blowy and messy and his tie was getting messy. Then the two weapon dogs cane in and I can't spell there names right and barked at it which scared it and made it go.

"Ok that's over now!" Rose Sr. sighed and lolled to himself until a laddy fell out of the sky! He looked up and there was a big rip in the sky from the dragon strom and that's where she fell from (Wow it thymes!).

"How are you doing!" Rose Sr. asked as he helped the laddy up.

"Doing not so good now" she said and she was Oleana.

"WTF" everyone else said far away.

"I am Rose Sr. And you are very sex" Rose Sr. said and then they did a sex and he was young back then so the sex wasn't that weird. In fact it was sexy as he had pretty handsome man bits and they were all kissy and lovey with each other too.

"Btw I'm your girl clone from another dimension lol" Oleana lolled pegnantly as she was now pregegnant!

"WTFF! Now that's awkward!" Rose Sr sighed and went back to writing documents to relive his awkward.

"Nooooo we cant kill her now cause killing peegnant laddies is wrong!" Leap sulked.

"Blast it!" Bede mumbled. "Now we must wate NINE MORE MONTHS for the pregennt to be over!"

"Wait a bit! If Rose Sr.'s the one that did the pregente, the chum inside must be Rose!" Skip smarted smartly.

"Oh nvm!" Leap lolled and fired a bazooka at her. The boom was so loud it shook Galar and made a space ship that was talking off go to the wrong planet and crashed into the Martins that got angry and used its parts to crate their own space crafts and anduct all of Earth's firefighters to deal with their hot seasons.

"Well, let's get chummin' back home!" Skip said with victory abd some lmao.

"Lol now can I go back to watching my cartoo-" Rose said before he faded away because he just got killed in the past!

"What the WTF is that?" Hop asked scardily and suddenly a fire started in the Wueen's office after one of the space craft bits fell on it and there are no more firefighters remember! So they have to do something!

"Go save the Aueen, I shell fight the Martans!" Skip yelled at the gym people and they all went "Sir yes sir!" and did a military salute before heading ofd! He used his Megamax to create a surfboard made of rainbow laser and Speedmax to shoot it to the Moon except he wasn't heading to the Moon but to Mars!

He go to it in like 2.47 sexonds and went ham on the Martins except there was no ham and there was just fists and nuckles flying everywhere! He was beating off a thousand greeny dudes a second as his hands were flying so fast they werein visible and one of them flew and smacked the galaxy Andromeda so hard it made it fly in another directioob to the other galazy with the gray people with big eyes and knocked them back in time to the Stone Age with dinosaurs and they lived with the dinos quite picefully actually and rventually there was now gray alien dinos in the Stone Age!

Skip grabbed much of fire fighting dude's and threw them back to Galar where the helped with putting the fires away and added assault to injury to the Martins as the Maritn princess fell in love with him and so they sexxed in front of the Mars kingdom and everyone cheered becuase it was so sexy and everyone's panties caught up in flames even thought it was cold! But the sex had to stop as he had to return to Galar! So he did

Meanwhile, in Galar!

Milo pciked up the Queen away with his big hands and trew her to safety outside and the masked kid was doing the creepy thing again and Kanu threw out the space part so it can't cause more fire to the tower. Tom was getting a little hot so he drinked his Vitamin Water to be cool and took off his coat. He was wearing a Michel Jackson top under that said Beat It and cargo ants.

Then the firefighters from space came all over at the fires! Water was spraying everywhere like a laddy reading a Playladdy or a Playwoman or whatever the laddy equivelent of a Playboy is and some of the spray got on Hop's phone and it borke and he cried again. Nessa was getting all naked and showering in the spray because she loves the water that's why she's a water type gym user! Old tiney dudes were busy snapping up photos and she osed for a few also.

"Golly pipin' shamrocks, the Queen has defiantly been ateing more feckin' strudels lately!" Milo Irished as he slurped up his Lucky Charms Bailey cereals. "Just like Hop's Mom lol" D. Mon cuckled all savage and everyone went all "OOOOOOOH" at his sick burn while Hop fried more into his Wooloo but hes allergic to the wool so he was sneezing and crying too.

Bede was in an old toney bathroom the whole time because all there was was squat toilets and he had to learn how to use them and it took a little long. He found a sitting one after a long time but it exploded from Skip's crash so Bede was all rage faced and was "F*c*k!" and went to piss in the sea with rage.

"Did I miss anythimg?" Skip bounced all hyped from the space battle he had. "My love! Well the Queen's saved and Nedsa got naked and the redhead guy dropped a roast on Hop's Mom" Sonia remembered, and then they sexxed cause they missed each other.

"Damn, the Martins are annoying!" Skip yelled to himself and Sonia and looked at her too and everyone else. "We need to revive Oleana before the allens come back to fix the times!" he suggests. Leap was about to object but Sonia quickly and sexily flung a revive at Oleana because she still has to fix her band and she ate it and got all revived up.

"Lol that felt weird and a little toasty too! But now I gotta prepare for this baby and sh*t!" Oleana yell all pregananant as she jumped back to her feet to do porgnant laddy things like eating soy Cheerios while washing babby clothes and all that sruff.

"Pah, so this is not the right c*ntin' time to fix!" Tam smumbled (smarted mumbled!). She feelt a little confused so she took out her time dictionary that showed everything that happenedto Galar in the past and all the importent events and everyone's birthdays too. Rose came back to life and farted out of excited cause he was no longer erased but noone cared as everyone else looked in the dictionary too.

Tam was flipping though the book like a motorcycle on a highway. She saw many different words and setences that look curious but not the one she was looking for, like "Oleana repalced Rose Sr. as President 20 years ago when he got old" and "He wanted to blow the moon to mess up Galar's econoy so she wood get scared and have no choice but to represident him!"

Then, she saw a line in it that looks interested! And the line was "When Rose was a younger lad (Not a laddy those are diffrrnt!) he got a kick in his mans by a laffy and its so hard he started to act like a little babby which piss off his dad when he replaced him as CEO and make him crazy evil and builded and airship and disappeared for a long tim!".

"Oh F*CK!" Skip yelled so loud time ripped open. Everyone jumped into the rip and it lead to that point in time! This's the key they need, a key to the door that holds the solution to save GalAR from it's fate!

The time ripple spitted everyone out into earlier in the past, where Rose was a school boy in school cloths like anime starring hard at a laddy! He was carrying a letter with all hearts on it and was all blushy in his face like a rose which was how he got his namr, bet you didn't know lol! And then the girl started walking!

"OMG, Susie is coming this way I must prepare myslef four this!" younger Rose mumbled to himself all scary.

"Wait a geckin' moment! This must be the time in the past where he gets kicked by the fine lassy and make him the peeing babby hes now! We must l think of something right away, lads!" Milo yelped all flistered and flustered as suddenly the laddy came closer!

Skip had a cool look and simile in his eye and cooly went "Don't worry my chums! I have a plane!", taking out...his own letter! He scribbled some stuff on it and threw it like a plane at Rose's direction! It knocked the other letter with the hearts from Rose's hand and he decided to give that to her instead.

"Hello :)" the laddy said similing at Rose all girly.

"HI Susie Derkins! I have something to give and I think you shell like it!" Rose yelled all flirty back, handing her the letter all anime style. She opened the letter which was cool and man looking with Hot Wheels and guns on fire and read the words inside. "Your like some onions crammed in a bus and smell like butt too", the letter said.

The laddy was mad about that and slapped Rose in the face and walked off. Rose ran all crying and sad and puked in the toulet for a bit and it was so sad it also made Hop cry which made everyone look at him wired.

"Ahh, we did it!" Skip yelled happy. "Huh? But we failed lol didn't we" Hop said, all sniffling into Bede's coat.

"Well!" Skip said bordowing Tom's time dictionary and looking for the interested phrase he saw earlier. "It says here that the cause for all this nonsense is Rose getting kicked in the chummy parts but now he got slapped in the face! So now things won't be as bad now!"

"Wow I never fought if that!" Hop said and the others agree. Now that the past is fixed and Oleana's back to being alive and also Rose Sr.'s alive and not evil, they go back to the present but though the journet to fix the past is over...something else that is awesome was happening at the same time in the past!

Many miles away in Galar Hospital!

A laddy was in there giving birth to a babby and she did. The babby was young and had long awesome hair like a certain cool dude we know! She got all happy seeing him and so was another dude that was his dad.

"Congrats young madam!" The Doctor yelped. "Now what's gonna be the fine boy's name?"

"I will call him Skip! Because I'am positively SKIPping with joy rn!" The laddy proclaims.

"Excellent!" The doctor devlared. "Now the cost of your medical stuff's gonna be TIN THOUSAND DOLLERS!"

"Huh? We only know pounds and shillings, not dollars!" the laddy who is Skip's mom and the dad who's Skip's dad looked at him confused.

"Oh sorry! I meen ten thousand pounds!" the doctpr lolled.

"F*ck! We don't have that much!" Skip's dad gruntled.

"What a shane! That means you will be in jail, Mr. Napoleon Bonaparty and his wife!" The doctor declared, putting handicuffs on him and Skip's mom (he was consider to be a rich dude a hundred years ago but not anymore ok the times have changed!).

"Wait!" she yipped, handing him the baby. "Why don't I pay you, with my son!"

The doctor went "Deal!" unlocking their handicuffs and taking the kid. He went to his collegeues who where still doing hospital stuff in the hospital.

"Um guys I just got this fine babby who wants it?" he asked, raising it up in the middle of the room so everyone can see.

"I will!" A nurse in the pharmacy immedictly jumped up as a demon rocket rabbit from rocket rabbit hell and took the babby right out of his hands. On her shirt was a name tag which said "Hop's Mom" because that's her nickname among her cowrokers as she had always wanted a kid named Hop but a kid named Skip was even better! "I shell raise this golly gentleman into the dreamest man ever!" she Britishly blathered and that's what she did!

And now you know how Skip came to be! But enough of that, let's go back to the story sorry about that!

Back in the present!

Chaos was no longer evrrywhere in Galar except in a few places where there normally was. Oleana's alive and President again and Rose Sr. was all HOPping around all happy and also alive and not evil because if he wasn't evil he wouldb't have got the airship and died and so it's the butterfly effect! Lol I'm smart I kbow!

"Ahhhh! My sweet princess country Galar!" Skip yelled and kissed the grass on the grounf and saluted to the British anthem with some sick air guitar as he was a patriot who lived his country! Hop did the same but accidentally ate the grass and spit it out all icky.

"Pah, you comerads are blithering welcome" Tam mumbled as she went off to the nearest pub which was quite near actualy.

"Its not as good as my home of lucky green Iteland but idk if Ireland is in Pokmon so this place is jolly good too" Milo Irished out loud, drinking himself to sleep and the rest of everyone had to carry him back home.