So after some time after that, maybe 2 months and after that time Skip was all bored like normal. He had just given away his Vice Prensdent position to the now alive Rose St. cause he wanted freedom (Character development, wooooooo!)! And that's why hes all bored cuase at this hour he woud be fitting some dudes and smacking them around. He still could but not legally which was sad.
"Its so borning not beating up dudes right now! But at leest I hav FREEDOM!" Skip said to himself as he snapped up some Pocky flavored with the Queen's tea becaise it was British made pocky. He was feeling all British now so he got Sonia and did some British sex and it was British cause there was tea at the end. But after that he felt bored again!
He pressed the TV button on the TV remote to switc on the TV. And playing on it was a show on the news! He and his wife watched it and it was normal at first with some dudes tasting Brithsh food and being very British like Skip but then it cut to some dues racing on trucks and cars and outomobels and motorsycles! They were all drivving very skilly but noone can see because of the smoke getting everywhere from the engines but they all cheer anyway to be nice.
"Hmm, Im already awesome but how much more awesomer would I look on that race tracl!" Skip thought to himself and so he set out to be the best racer in Galar, and also the world!
He got on his monster truck and flames splurted out as he kicked it into high gear and warmed up his race skills in the way by drivving as fast as he could to the track! He was going at like a bazillion ms per h as he ran over the cars and roads and the birds too as it flew in the sky from all the speed and did a wheelie. Skip felt he was a birdie soaring in the wind which he wasnt as he wasn't getting run over by his truck like the other birs in his way but itw as fun to imagine anyway.
The driving guys at the track saw how fast and awesome Skip was moving with his truck and nearly sh*t their pants from all the awesome. He does paralel parking on the race track.
"Ok so why do you want to be a race?" a strange interview guy interviewed with a megaphone.
"Well cause I want to be more FREE, and what's more free than racing out like the WIND!?" Skip freedomed like a free dude who wants to be free.
"Wow thats a pretty epic reesin! Your hired!" the interview guy yelped and Skip thought he saw a kid unfer the dude's coat but that's probs not impotent. Now Skip starts his new life!
He got dressed and into his first race and all the cars looked cool but his truck was cooler. Then a dude shot a gun in the air and hit a bird and the race was started! Everywhere went like GTA as cars slammed into each other and Skip's truck curb stomped a dude's car into a oil slick and it spun around all funny. He also T-boned another race car that went slam into a couple's room while they sexxed and they sexxed it too by mistake and felt shamed that they just sexxed a car.
He was drivving around like a blur out of the blazing blurry hell and rven did a few spinds to show off and be cool which got dust into the racers eyes and made them all crash except for him so he won! He got the grand prix trophi for his shelf and also some laddies which eh promptly did sex with and invited Sonia along too and had a good hecklin time.
Meanwhile in Tom's house!
Tom was watched all this on the tv when it happened and thought it was cool too.
"Oh man I want to be like that cool guy too!" he wondered to himself and his VR girlfirned which he made with Codemonkey looked at him all funny too and also Leap who was with him cause their both nerdy dudes. "I did not expect you to be like a racing guy!" Leap spanked as he was having a fair with his VR girlf.
"I wasnt before but I am now after seeing how awesome everything is!" Tom squarked and was so exited that he quickly finished his school and got a graduate so he could book for motorcycle classes since he already has a motorcycle (The bik in the games is like a motorkycle if you think about it! Its better also as it can go on water and get fish on it)
He went to driving school to lern how to drive and he saw Beed and Hop there too and they waved hi at each other's. he was grated by a weird tall teach dude.
(Hello class I am your teach today and I will be teaching you some driving stuff" the weird teach weirded.
"Okay class todays your first day of driving school so I hope your all listen as this is gonna be pretty hard and impotent. Now, this is a car" and the weird teach got a pic of a car. "Its got like 4 wheels and this is what you shell be learning to drive unless your learning to drive a motorcycle" he explained bringing up a pic of a motorcycle "which has two heels instead. Hope you remember this cause is impotent like I said earlier"
The weird teach yakked on more about cars like whete the brakes and steering wheels and doors are so people will remeber and Tom took a whole load of notes. In the middle of it he passed a note to Nede sitting behind.
"Well, what do you think of the chuffy teach?" the note said. Bede saw it and writ another one back to Tom. "That weird teach is WEEIRD" he wrote back. Hop also wrote a note to them cause they looked cool doing it and he wrote some boring stuff about LoL and gaming.
After a hour the class was ended. "Ok class our class has over so remember to do your homework on page idk about wheels and sh*t lmao" the teach said and the students did a respect bow before they left. "Oh an Tom Bede and Hop shell stay behind cause theyve been passing some stuff around"
"Darn!" TOM, Bede, and Hop all said at once and did so. They all sat in his office while he lectured about boring stuff boringly and then Tom felt even weirded out! Not by the weird teach, but from something coming from the lock. The boys then hatched a paln to see what's inside so Tom would stop feeling weird.
Bede and Hop stayed to get lectured by the weird teach so he was distracted and meanwhile Tom stitched a dolly of himself like his mom did and put it in his place and hid under the desk. The weird teach them turned to look at some folders and they gave him the bat signal except it was the Tom signal instead and so he rolled out like an Autobot and open the closet.
When he did, he got the shock of his lif as two naked guys tumbled out into the floor! One was a frazzled interviewer dude with frazzly hair and the other was another teach that didn't look weird unlike theother one. They where both chained together in the leg like that one sports fair game in school where you ran with one foot tied to another dude except their mouths were also blindfolded which I don't tHink happens there and they were a big hopping mess.
"MMMM MM MM MMM'M MMMM MM MMM!!!!!" They both said and Tom understood them both as saying "Hell us we don't want to die!!!!!" from how long each of the Ms were cause he was a nerdy pants and knew how to speak hostage from the movies so he did and they were ahppy. The weird teach then turned to see whats going on andgot all not happy.
"NO! Whats the meaning of this you pesterin kids?!", his voice crackibg real scarrily and accidentally revealing his stool leggs. "I knew you were weird and creepy! What's up?!" Tom yelled but in a meaner way.
"None of you damn biz!" the weird teach yelled back as he charged them out of the office! They all sprinted like mad like a missle bullet being shot of a rocket launcher that also shot space rockets into the Moon and blew up all the Moon Martians. Moontians, if you will.
They eventually got out of the office and out of the school, all sweating out bullets which where real bullets that shot out of them and hit all the birds nearby out of all of the stress they felt in that moment. But then everything started to fade and melt together all dreamy, cause IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM!
The boys were sleeping and were relived it was a dream and woke to found themselves without a bed which is odd and strapped to something...a race track! The weird teach was standing over them as THAT PART WASNT A DREEM AFTER ALL!!!! Only the escaping part is cause he hypnitized them!
"Skip's next big race shell be here soon and then he will run over and you will die for finding my secret! MUHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH"
"Hey, you sad squibbled burger!" Bede Britished madly as the weird teach cockled and skediddled off as they heard the race gun blast off and the cars coming closer. WHAT SHELL HAPPEN NEXT???!??
