Hello gain! From this point on the stroy will be sooooo gooood you wouldnt believe! So prep all your butts or it's gonna destroy them from all the awesome! Enjoy now!
Skip was out racing like he always did on the track and he was doing it on his turck which he liked doing wheelies and slamming dudes with his wheels but this race felt different than normal cause there where some funny looking road bumps this time! He drove closer to look and he saw three dudes tied there!
"ahhhhhhhh" everyone scremed as the truck got closer but Skip swerved at the last moment to be cheeky and cut all the ropes with his tyres and they got out safe!
"You chums alright?" Skip lolled as he got them into his truck so he could quickly finish off the race and he still got first. "Ok now we can find this dude who did this to you!" he said as he crashed out of the track and onto the normal roads to do that.
"Careful cause this isn't just a dude, it a weird teacher dude whos probably creepy too!" Tom bumbled, while Bede was hugging and sobbing and making out with Hop out of sad and worry.
"Weird teachs that are creepy are the worst!" Skip lmaoed as he had his share of them before and it ain't good and also it was creepy. "We shell get him now!"
He phoned Leap on the way to get him here also cause Skip could use some backup on thos one! He picked him up in his truck also and drove back to his house where Leap had bulit an office under which was where he lived. It had metal floors and dudes he hired as his servants and also a car inside for some reason.
"So what did the teacher guy look like?" Leap asked, getting one of his lackeys to jam some thing into his high teck Linux keyboard. "Well he looked weirdd! And also had some wooden legs like a stool but its probs not importent" Hop remembered. Then Leap got a result! "Let's go now!" he yelled and they got on the truck again to go off!
Everyone got into super detective mode because this was a mystery to solve! They walked around for a bit but had trouble cause they were still in a truck. They got off.
Skio was looking then he smelt something that was funny. He didn't quite understand it so he followed it and it lead to a house! "That house is quiet suspect" he said and the other smelled it also then agreed. They all knocked to be kind and then someone answered. It was the creepy mask kid and this was his house!
"Helloooooo" the masked kid said all creepy. "What do you waaaaaaant?"
"Oh uh" Hop stubbled until Skip jumped in and changed his clothes then went "Hello Sir Allstar Garrett Baker! We're some plumbing chums and we smelt something funny from your place so we wanted to check your bathroom lolol!" and the others nodded too.
"Oh! Ok" the masked kid sad and let them in cause he didn't want the toleit to smell.
So Hop and Bede went in to the bathroom to look like they were doing things to it and Leap and Skip and the other dudes went to other places in the house. Things were fine although a little creeps until they opened his bedroom. There was a familiar looking stool in the corner which Tom put into an evidence bag as evidence like CSI and it was a mess everywhere specially on the floor where there were green bits of green stuff. Tom picked one off the floor and smelled it. It was so strong it made him cough and hack everywhere and he had to wear one of those sugery masks.
"What are you three stooges doing this time?" D. Mon sighed and got all ghosty again, woken up by Tom's sneezing. "Oh hello sleepy grouchhead! Grouchy as you always areI see" Leap smilied all cheeky and Skip chuckled a pittle bit.
"Grrrr. Anyway whats this green on here that made your friend sound like Cardi B's sings" he grumped and sniffed it. Suddenly his mood changed! "Ahhh. Wait a moment. So this is actuallly WEED" D. Mon sighed and then yelled.
"WTFFF but how can he have it when it's illegal for kiddies!" Tom yelled with confuse.
"Wait how does a little boy like you know about weed stuff?" Leap shot back and Tom went a little quite cause he didn't want to tell.
"Though I'm not working for the gov anymore I still care about JUSTICE!" Skip yelled. He kicked down the door going back to the living rom and slapped his handicuffs at the creepy mask kid. "You're under a rest for smoking weeds as a kiddy!" Skip yelled than Tom chimmed in "And pretending to a driving teach if there's a law for pretending to be driving teaches"
"Oh nooooooo" the masked kid said all sad. "Can I say some last words though before you do arrest meeeeee?"
"You have a right to remain silent but I guess you don't have to if you don't want" Skip said.
"Niceeee" the masked kid niced. "Just wanna say thaaaaaank you guys…" he stood up. "...For BRINGING ME BACK M*THERF*CKERS!!!!!!!"
"WTFFFFFF" everybody screamed and then it started to happen! The masked kid was shaking like he was in the Exorcist and the handicuffs broken all scary and papers were flying everywhere like Harry Potter and one smacked Hop in the face and it was quite funny. His neck was turning like an owl to be creepy but he snapped it and fell dead but Hop was polite and tossed a revive his way.
Then that kid was on fiiiiiire! Like the song but irl cause there was a pink fire burning on him and then there was more of them then the fires became a dude behind the kid! And he was a very evil dude with one horn lik a narwhale or a unicorn but if the unicorn wanted DEATH and MURDER insted of friendhsip and shotted everyone in the face with killer rainbows and evil eyes that burned with souls and a melting iron rod between his teeth kinda lik the Demon Slayer girl and also he was shirtless with a chest tatto of people and birds dying in blood and bigger shotguns attached to his head that replaced his ears and a snake on his arm with eight heads cause he bit the ninth one off and ate it cause he was hungry.
And...the evil dude ghost looked like D. Mon?!
"You!" Skip belted, grabbing his belt to belt him real hard in the belt. "You are...wait what D. Mon again?!".
"I had nothing to do with that!" D. Mon screamed and starred back at the camera with awkward and a laugh track played.
"Yes I am D. Mon! Again!" the fire ghost that is also D. Mon claimed and he still had the creepy kid voice.
"Well I am too!" the non-fiery D. Mon retorted.
"Whose the real one here?" Tom asked around.
"BOTH of us! Though I'm obvously the more awesome" the fiery D. Mon claimed.
"So are you like clones or twins or clone twins?" Bede asked and Leap had an idea.
He took out his clone devices like in chap 23 to check. He did a scan on the ghost with his DNA and it got nothing. "WTF! Nothing!" he went with shock.
"That's cause we're not clones duh!" the fiery D. Mon snorted. "Heres just how it went down so you know before I awsomly kill you all:"
Back in Chapter 11…
We're not back to the moment where the sword and shield relics were sticking together and forming the big ball of light, if you may recall! It was quite epic and all and Im still proud of that scene but! There was something we didn't see last tim! And it's...THIS:
"Ugh what the!" D. Mon grinted cause in the middle of him fainting, he was getting split in half! Well not really but his mind was! It can't handle all the awesome going on lik Skip can and he was near dead to so there was also that. There was a normal and evil side to him as he was a normal dude before (I well writ more about this so watch out!). so they split and the evil him was thrown across Galar from the exploding while the other him went with Skip!
In Sow-In-Side!
Allstar the masked kid, was still a little crappy back then though not as much as now. He was having a sleep at the time and he heard a BOOM from far but ignored as it sounded like a firework or an explosion from this far away and he didn care for that. But that was a mistake that soon gave hell to pay! Bceause he left the window open and the evil side flew down through it!
"Oww!" he thought as the evil him hit him but thought nothing more of it…cause he couln't! D. Mon was so pwerful and killed him in the mind and now he was in contorl!
The next morning!
When the kid woke up he was all shaky and shaking and his eyes were glowing mad and like 666 bibels explided into firey devil signs as there was now a great evil inside him! And that evil...was...THE FIREY DUDE!
"Wait WTF! I'm now a little kid! Grr!" the firey dude who was evil D. Mon grumbled. "Whatever! I will still get my REVANGE!!! But how…"
He saw a bible near him still burning and he picked up to see: his ghost power went from him to the book and now the fires stopped but was magic and changed into an evilllll book with sorceries not scriptures!
"GREATTT! Now my revenge is ALMOST HERE!!!!" he lol and IT WAS!!!!!!!!!
Okay back to the present!
"Ok this is getting a little silly now!" Leap sighed as he can't even. In all the shock going on, the non-fiery D. Mon came up with a thought.
"Great we have an even bigger problem!" He grumbled. "We will have trouble telling between me and the other guy and everyone will be confused!"
"Lol yeah there's that" the fiery D. Mon said.
Skip had an idea on how to fix it. He called out "Hey! HappyFics97! Help us out with a thing will ya!"
Hello the sexy man of the story! whats it thaty ou want?
"We need to give this other D. Mon chummer a new name cause it will get cofnusing otherwis!" Skip yelled.
Oh yeah lol! Hm ok maybe I shell call the Daemon with you as his name Daemon and his evil twin guy...Dynamon! Cause Dynamax! lmao
"Hah, sounds good" the fiery guy who was now Dynamon chortled all ghosty.
"Sounds good too" the non-fiery guy who was now Daemon smirked.
"Alright thanks a lot my author chum!" Skip replied and winked.
No probs for fixing your problem you beatuful dude!
"Now, back to the story as usual!" Skip said and everyone went back to the story.
"Anyway, seems you have found my little PLAN to kill you and get your pretty wif to revive Eternatus!" Dynamon declared all angry.
"Arrrrh! Who do you think you are my chim?" Skip growled through his teeths, clenching his belt.
"And Hop; thank for the revive my, friend" Dynamon grinned all evil and dark like the insides of his hat filled soil. "But I shell kill you now and you will die now too to show off MY REAL POWER!"
He threw a real mean stare at Hop's way and Hop screamed so loud at all the mean that he...DIED!
Then Milo and Raihan come in also since idk I ddn't feel like they where in this fic a lot. Anyway they're there now and looked very WTF.
"Top of the mo- what are you bloodering lads doing this time?!" Milo looked around all bufuddled.
"Agent Milo!" Skip said. "You came at a good tim! This kiddo chum here is actully a GOST and he killed my bro just now also"
"What" Milo looked. "Darn Allstar, hes just a weird lad isnt he lol. Typical him lmao"
"Milo, my scurvy mate! My piratey senses are tingly rit now and sense that this baltering kid ain't no ordinary cabin boy!" Raihan scurvied, downing a pirate's boot of alcool to prep for this night.
"Oi lad, its just the drunk voices in yer head talking a crock of gobsmack yeah?" Milo drunked slurping his cock of Irish liquirs and the two squabbled drunkly ant looked all funny. But whil everyone was focused on that...the kid was gone! :0 /
Meanwhile in THE CENTER OF THE GALAXY!
Dynamon blipped into there with hsi teleport power and looked at all the stars in the sky. But he didn't do it for very long cause he had a MISSON of RAVENGE!
"Lmao" he muttered evilly, "Skipperson, you said you want to be free like the WIND...and SO SHELL IT BE!" screamed into the space winds as he got out Allster's book and summoned the wind ghosts to blow him some winds and make...A HURRICIN!!!!!
