Sorry it took awhile! Its all finnaly here in all its sexyness!! Rverything has been leeding up to this and hop you guys enjoy it!
Everyone was starring up at the hurricin and ready to do battle. It was a strong one and it riped ALL of Galar and turned it into a real empty land with no trees or grass or anything now and all have dead except for everyone standing at it. More universes were being sucked and ripped each second and the people there died all over the place from the winds and space rock.
"Its now even worst than last tim!" Bede yelled and they noticed. "What's last time like?" Leap asked cause he wasn't there last time. "Its like this but this is worse!" he went back and the question was answered.
But lets not waste anymore time now and het into the BATTLE! So this was when it strated and Skip went around chopping up the winds and space stuffs thrown by Dynamon before they hit!
"Lol is a shame that Galar has to die for my plans but its whatever!' Dynamon said all happy but also sad then did something rash like Tom said earluer!
Sonia realise her skirt going up all funny wich is weird but what's wven more weird was her flying up and into the hurrican and landing in Dynamon's arms above the eye! And it was no normal eye as it was all big and blinked and stared and had a pupil made of dead dudes that have dead from the hurricin and a iris of lighting that it shooted out of to shoot electric at the Sun which exploded and there where more eyes inside too but from the dead dudes.
"AHHHHHhhh" she screamed as it looked lik the hurricin ate ger up!
"NO! Let the fine lady go now! Yuo went too far!" Skip yelled red faced as Dynamon was REALLY pushing his buttons now and he knew it!
"Mmm she's got some assets on her" Dynamon starred at her all hard down beliw with a simile spreading on him as he undid Sonia's coat.
"DON't you DARE!" Skip yelled.
"But her most sexxy asset" Dynamon continued all looking at her, " is her revive powers ofc!", taking it off to see the band on her arm and stroking it.
"You will not use my wif like a tool you chum buck!" Skip spat and his spit bruned up some space stuff as he was blazing spitting mad.
"Aww what are you ginna do about it little Skippy boy" Dynamon sayed with playfull. "Your down there and im up here lol"
"Acrually" he spoke again, "I dont really feel lik bringng back Eternatus anymore. I will find out what to do later. But you shell stay here with me as Ill look cooler and eviller trapping a girl like this, its just how it works" and Sonia got made and threw her shoe at him.
"Huh?" Daemon yelled as he was dodging and kicking away winds. "I never knew somene could be a even bigger loser then I am! Though your also me so lol"
The syorm was ragging on as thunders started to rain from the sky too and they kept hitting the gym leaders and dying so Sonia revived then over and over until the storms ended and rained zombies that came out of the skies and they where also made of storm and ated all the SCPs in space including the really big one so Skip took off his cap and waved it at them to blow them off. But then Rose got out of Bedes trunk?
"HOLd on dudescauSE I GOT THIS!" he screeched like a real screechy dude and got out a spear hiding in his sandwhich (See I give him cool miments too!) and THREW it at Dynamon's book! It hit it but it dint work cause all the magics spilled out of it and went into the hurricin and now it was even more strong and magic then before and he sh*t his paants.
"WTF!" everyone WTFed with angry as he was all f*cked up and slapped him up cause he was being lots of trouble now and he was pissing and crying in his dipers and tripped on the floor then got hit by a rock.
"Thanks for the helps you baby man tool!" Dynamon yelled all lmao as he hurricin got more outta control and Skip had to comb his haIR cause it was flying everywhere too and some fire hairs went into Milo's liquids and it burnt the creams and made a B52 (It's an Irish alcool which is why Milo's having it. its real cool cause it has coffy and creams in it and id like to try it somday!)
"Holly dancing shamprocks its tasting feckin' good I reckin!" Milo baltered as he was swallowing it up.
"Arrrrr, better then some scurrrvy vodka?" Raihan arrred as he drank his.
"Dare I feckin say YES!" Milk sad and it was a mistake as Raihan went and slapped up him all silly Skip-style.
"Thats where you arrrrrrr WRONG! No alcool in this landlubberin' land is better and scurvier then some old good vodka from the ol' captain's booty mate!" Raihan pirated like pirate.
"I say!" Milo spat Irishly. "You pirate lads dont have a feckin' good taste of Irish liquids don't ya! We cant settle this wih a drink off lik we always do cause all the bar lads have dead in the feckin' winds so now e must DANCE lik true gentlelads!"
"Arrrr you shell regret this as I havE the moves that will make all shiver in their timbers and piss themselves into the fishes" Raihan said with scurvy.
They got on a dance flor and danced a whole lot of dance but it was drunk so it was better. Milo got his Irish pant and did the can can and Raihan got his bagpipes and tooted our a good tune and singing some sea shantys as he did a tap dance. Everyone cherred and some people placed bets on stuff.
"Eat those pants ya feckin' scoundrel!" Milo did a taunt to be cool and Riahan went "Matey you pants arrrr gonna be wettin' themselves all over Davy Jone's locket when you see what my lassy tap shoes shell do!"
His shoes when clicky clack and tippy tap and tapped up a storm except theres already one that just destroyed Galar a while ago. It provides a nice background music to Dynamon and Skip leaping around trying to kill each other with wind. Daemon did a hadooken once and did many damage.
"Wtf. What the f*ck is going on with you f*cking bumpkins this f*cking f*ck time" someone politely interrupted. And she was Magnolia! She walked out of her nuclear bunk and into the scene.
"Grabdma!" Sonia yelled. "Sorry for all the noises lol" she sad with an anime sweat.
"To f*ck hell with those f*cking sorry sh*t asses of all f*cking yours. I just f*cking mowned the f*cking sh*tting lawn and this is what you f*cking do to it and now I can*t water the f*cking sh*t grasses any f*cking more. F*ck, if I was f*cking Anakin I would f*cking take a f*cking light f*ck saber and kill the f*ck out of all you f*cking younglings and teach a f*cking lesson you would rather not f*cking forget and make you all f*cking sh*t your f*cking selves too then kill the f*ck out of you all again if I f*cking feel like f*cking it" Magnolia quietly muttered.
"But I f*cking have the biggest f*cking back ache I f*cling had in my f*cking life so f*ck it, do what f*cking every you f*cking wippersnappers f*cking do" She mumbled and smacked the hurricin with her cane and grumbled away into her bunker.
So as badass dudes were fightin' and drunk dudes were dancin', Tom was zippin' and shootin' in his motorcycle and it was all good. Until he tripped into a portal and got lost for a bit. We shell check on him soon but first theres something sexxy going on!
Dynamon looked down while fighting the good fight except it was the evil fight since he was evil and looked at Tam who was sexy after she got hit by the lighting. He was an ass person so it was the butt he liked though what's up there aasn't so bad either. He wistled into the winds and they made it louder so he got her attention.
"Hey," the demon ghost man as a kid said, "You know perhaps I shell spare you as you are too sexy to kill. In exhcnage you will be my wif!"
"Oi, ya mate!" Tam squawked all flirty while beaming up everything with a heavy big lasser cannon lik the anime laddies except they weren't beaming up to Scotty but to DEATH!. "Bloody hell, how did you know I wanna marry soon!"
Dynamon got all hyped and hony but realised he was a kid and stopped the hony part cause that's weird. "Yes, we shoud marry and I can't sex you but we will go on long walks on the beech and watch scarry movies on Netflix and chill all night"
"Let me get the ring first you doozy boy!" Tam yelped as she tooked put a nice diamond ring with a good diamond on it, and she proposed! TO DIANE!
"Haha! you relly think I was gonna love your skinny bum! Lmao Im a LESBIN ya c*nt! Diane! Will you be my dearest comrade?!" Tam proposed with love while Scottishly doing the finger to Dynamon.
"YES! YESSSSS!" Diane yipped and they kissed and everyone cherred except Dynamon as he would now have to kill everyone including the sexy Scot laddy but we will get to that in doo time.
Then there was a wedding as a marge was happening. They got changed and Milo was standing there as the priest. They got up the wedding podium which wasn't really one but a crator that a planet from the hurricin made when it smashed down so that would have to do. Wedding bells were playing and it was all lovey and awesome and everyone was invited.
"Top of the idk what tim of the day it feckin' is anymore, everyone. And to both the bride lasses, congrats and many golly welcomes to the feckin' best day in your lif" Milo priested. "Now. lassy Diane Anne Anna, do you accept this lad's hand in marge?"
"Why yes I doooooooo!" Diane dooed all happy, holding and kissing Tam's hand.
"And missus Tammy Easton, do you take this golly lad's hand in marge?"
"Oi, what do you f*cking think!" Tam drunked lovingly and kisses her hands back.
"Now you bridey lads may kiss the other bridey lad!" Milo declared and they did and fireworks went off from all the love. Then they went back to the battle cause I keep delaying it oops.
Skip was shooting more rainbow Mega lasers than he had ever shooted before as he was shooting them out of his bands and guns and wings. He was lik one of those mech mahicanes from animes but cooler cause he also had rainbow and not many of those have them. He lasered down all the storm zombies in the face and kicked a few in the face too and it was cool.
"See! Your dark and evilness will not blow out our loves!" Skip yelled like a kingdom heart pointing at the happy lesbin couples below as rainbows went all gushy out of him.
Dynamon shrekked madly. "YOU FLAMING IDIOTS! TAKE THIS!" He declared as he picked up some missiles hidden in the Galar nuclear program except not hidden anymore cause the hurricin blew them out. He threw them but Skip was pecking and ate them and they warmed him in the gusty winds.
"Got anything better than that?" Skip lmaoed and burped up a fire storm and the fires toasted Tom's buns. Then Tom ate them cause his buns are his breakfast and he forgot to eat diner on the way to battle and the fight went for 99 days so he was hungary.
"Feel the power of my...MAGIC" Dynamon lolled as he unleashed his ultimate attack and Skip was dead
"NOOOOOO WTF SKIP DIED??" everyone screamed as Skip has dead! Now what?!
