So Skip was dead and everyone was scared except Dynamon who was not. He was so not scared that he stared singing from happy.
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, so many dead guys being flown so far. All the dead dudes dying all night, I feel like getting a little high!" he sang.
"I must do some things about this!" Oleana declared as she caught a motorcycle in the hurricine and looked up Daemon to ask something. Everyone else was gathering at Skip to find out what went wrong!
"Hmm what are you looking at, turkey lady?" Daemon sneered with angry after lossing his buddy and also his body cause they shared one remember? He was now demoted to a normel ghosty dude and was not happy.
"Oh pls your still calling me that? I just wanna ask where Hell is cause I have a PLAN!" Oleana sighed.
"Lol easy! It's just a few blocks South and then you have to take a detour to Michigan" Daemon remembered wile he took out his magic hairpin and sliced a boulder in half behind him and shot back a firetruck at full force.
"Ok" so Oleana also sped off and in the meantime while she was doing that and everyone else aas doing their own thing, let's check on Tom from earluer.
Meanwhile at Tom!
Tom was looking around and it was obviouz: he was in another diemnsion! He could tell because some things did not look normal. Like books made of lasers and dudes on meteors wearing hats of chocolates.
"How wired is this" Tom mumbled as he walked and looked around at the same time. It flet like he was walking for 12 hours though he only did for five cause time was strange like in the labirynth from Percy Jackson. But while he was admiring all the wirrd stuff, he feel something bump into him! He heard a little "Sorry" from there and he looked down and it was a kid!
"WTF. This place has kids too?" Tom wondered aloud all confused. He looked down at the kid and he looked a whole lot lik him, down to the face and hair. "I came here from a portal, lols. Are you know this place?" he asked, and the kid did a little cute nod. That was when he knew: this kid was special!
He noticed the kid looked all slonely because nobody was with him and he felt real bad. "Tell you what, why don't you come with me? I'm looking for a way outta here and maybs we can find your family too". The kid smiled a bit so off they went.
After some time walking and not being able to find the kid's parents or a way home, the kid stopped.
"Nope. She's not here." he mumbled.
Tom was shock at that and went "WTF? So how come you-"
"I was just following you because you mentioned being from another dimension. I want to start a new life in another place and if I had a friend with me, maybe it would be easier." the kid softly spoke.
Tom was shocked at how this kid was speaking. It wasn't like how the dudes from his place spoke! Now knew what he had to do then. Dynamon was still there destroying stuff but he can't let this kid down!
"Alright, we can come to my home but it's a bit of a mess now lol" Tom lolled. "But what's your name though cause I have friends waiting and calling you "the kid" to them is a little wired"
"Thank you. And just call me Victor." the kid spoke.
"Right! And I sould say mine too. I'm Tomathy Christopher Easton but you can call me Tom for shorts." Tom lolled and felt the fuzz in his hart as the kid who was Victor nodded and smiled back.
They held each other's hands as they continued to look for a way back home. And to Victor, his new home.
Back at Skip!
Yeah he's still dead. Everyone was still WTF espeically Sonia who was both WTF and dead sad and Dynamon was still singing all not sad.
"FARTING LOUD, ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS...TURN DOWN FOR WEED" he sang and the music went all WEWEOOOWEWEWEOOOO.
"Hold on a feckin' min!" Milo said still doing his dance with Raihan. "My buddy Allstar doesn't know that song cause he's a kiddy! My leprecorn senses are all tingly and I think something's not right with this lad yeah?"
"Arrrr, that's what I was trying to blastin' get to you my scurrrrrrvy mate!" Raihan said with the bagpipes. But now back to dead Skip and his not-dead friends.
"This cannot be! Skip! Come on!" Sonia screamed in desperate and not knowing what to do now.
Meanwhile, Bede was looking at dead Skip with a strange look on his eye but that's probs cause he got some wind in his eye or another reason that is normal.
Auddenly dead Skip started moving and wiggling and it was not normal!
"Okay what!" Leap yelped and took out his gun. Suddenly something BUSTED out of his chest (Skip's, not Leap's! It's not like Alien or The Thing I dont know which movie has that scene)! And it was a hand that was familiar holding a cheese knife, then an arm and a shoulder too! A head came too and then the rest of his body to go with it, and everyone was shocked to see: IT WAS SKIP! But his old self before the lights and sh*t!
"Hello! Missed me you chums?!" Skip lolled as he climbed out of his dead new self. He was naked besides his champion scarf, and drenched in blood cause he had to cut through a lot of gnarly stuff with the knife and it all bleeded a lot. The blood made him cool as hell and Dynamon was quite intimidated.
"HOW! How can you be alive??!" he screamed and blew a train of asterods scared out of his mind at him but Skip skipped into action by whipping out his scarf and smacked it with it into the Moon and crushed it to bits. "My ultimate power is supposed to kill anything!"
"Dynamon, such a silly chum you are!" Skip lmaoed as he tied on his scarf. "Your power did kill me. But, it didn't kill me HARD ENOUGH!"
"How ANNOYING!" Dynamon raged like an angry rager and the winds got even harder! "I must kill you AGAIN or esle I killed all of mankind for nothing and I would be emabrassed at that"
"Well, better start pissing your pants like the chairman cause you WILL be embrassed!" Skip snarked and everyone clapped at how awesome he sounded like.
"Wooooooo! This is why I'm proud to have such a great husband guy" Sonia yelled and she was still inside so she tried to escape the hurricin! She was fast and almost made it out, but she was spotted!
"Trying to escape your fate?" Dynamon grinned as the evil smile on his face was back and she knew he was gonna be trouble! She turned around and she saw Skip standing with her!
"Oh Skip-senpai!" she yelled throwing herself at him and he did the same.
"Hello my loving wif" Skip replied. "I'm proud to have you as a wife too! Wanna sex!"
"Of corse!" Sonia yipped and so she got off her clothes to sex but little did she know...IT WAS A TRAP. Cause it was a FAKE SKIP that Dynamon sculpted from wind and magics and now she stopped escaping cause now she was sexxing! The actual Skip was still outside the hurricin!
"Okay, that was a low blow my chum! You shell pay!" the actual Skip roared and now he was real mad and real pissed and real cool lik the Reverant. His long blooded hair went all spiky like the Japanees foxes from Naruot and it split into nine like Japanees fox tails which became magic too like the real thing and his magic fox hair threw some fires made of magic and burned off Rose Sr.'s mustache who was there also.
"OWH that hurt!" the old dude yelped and it looked rather funny but then he got a hooverboard and got on and zoomed on to the center to take aim at Dynamon with his red robot eyes and he had two now to be cooler and was about to shoot a lader when suddenly! Another betray happens as Bede took a nuclear from his pocket and threw it at him to explode him down.
"WTF what was that for?" Rose Sr. screamed as he blasted off again and a star shone where he flew to.
"Yes! I am betray you folks YET AGIN! as I was on Dynamon's side all along" Bede lolled and went up to him and did high five together and stood like two evil dudes in the wind which they were.
"Crap, not again!" Skip said with anger but then his Heartmax got to him and he was stopped by his heart getting bigger like last time! Bede was up all smiiling but this time it was different this time!
"Ah yes!" Bede smugged. "Check this out!" He did an evil whistle across the dead evil lands of evil and then zombies ran over them and people got distracted by them yet agin as they triad to chomp on the others.
"Ahh!" Daemon smacked as he smacked a few hundred away from Leap who only had a gun to defend himself and Daemon had a magic sword which was more better and effective. The he realised something!
"Hey, hold on! You can command zombies, and only zombied dudes can do that unless you have the Eternamax band but it no longer exits! That means YOU MUST BE A ZOMBIE DUDE!"
Bede's grin flashed with a million evils and went into some big laughs cause that's what evil dudes do when they get found out cause HE REALLY WAS A ZOMBIE THE WHOLE TIM!!!
"Congrats on ficuring out the secret, BOY! I've been dead since that girl's electric rat fainted me and then a zombie ate me!" Bede lmaoed.
"Huh what?" Leap asked. "But you don't look as dead and stinky as these others" he said, using his Goldmax to gold the zombies up and whacking more of them behind him with Tom's surfboard who was still finding his way back with Victor they'll be back soon!
"Lol nah! I got the QUEEN'S immortal blood to protect me!" Bede crazy giggled as he made Skip's heart tighter. "I used you all like the brillant busted bastard I am so I could get Skip's brain at last! And now I shell feast today!"
"AAARGH THIS IS BAD" Skip yelled as he felt his veins busting inside him from all the tight and he was bloodied more than before.
"Don't think you're getting away this easy!" Daemon yelled as he flying kicked him down and Bede wnet "AH NUTS" and stopped the Heartmax Skip and he gasped for air and he held down his veins so they could heal.
"DAEMON! YOU CHUFFED UP CUFFLECOCK" Bede growled and he had a zombie growl to him too. To prove to everyone he was a real one he got on all force and jumped on a dude in space and punched him out in the chest and his zombie strength made the dude's heart explode in bits on fire. He was salvating as he took a real messy bite of him and then some more until the dude was no more.
"Mmm, not as tasty as SKIP's will be though!" Bede groaned and he wiped his mouth dripping with brainy bits and slurped up the spine hanging in his mouth like tasty noodles. He turned to face Daemon who flicked his sword at him all scarily. "Your just mad that you are just a mere ghost without any BODY left! LMAO!"
"Grr, so you like to kid around huh" Daemon snarled through his teeth which he stuck a weed in. "Let's see if you can still kid with your head on my sword!"
"Weird how this fight keeps getting sidelined like this lmao. Oh well this sounds like fun!" Dynamon chuckled as he whirled some popcorn to him and watched as the show began between two spooky dudes!
