Sorrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry for the long waits! Im in school now cause it just started so its busy now and the teach is doing boring stuff on the board thats so borrrring woow no one cares. Im taking the time to writ this bfore she sees me cause its been long enouhg! But this chap is long too and good! Get ready for all this!

Chapter Text

So where we left off, Daemon was fighting Bede and Skip was still lying on the floor to hold his veins down as they were still healing from his heart nearly bursting and all. And he couldn't climb out of his dead body like last time!

"RAAAAAGHH" They both went as they charged into battle to do battle!

Bede was jumping everywhere like a crazy horse on crazy pills running from the crazy police and Daemon went chassing him like said polices! Swords went smack and fists went pow and things got all fired up in fires!

"You're only jumping and running lik a coward cause you can do nothing to hurt me!" Daemon yelled. But then Bede got something out that made him WTF! It was a silver steak and it could stab at undead dudes and things too like in Teem Wolf (Idk that show but peeps apparently lik it a lot so hop eyou guys like that ref!)!

Bede gestured with it scarily to show him he's in trouble and went "LMAO, let me at that GHOST BRAIN boy!" and loaded the steak into the gun and tossing it into the fire to melt the steak and took it out and now it shotted silver bullets. Things went the other way and Daemon was running scared from Bede!

"I, Daemon Von Dracula, must settle this now or else I will be DEADmon Von DEADula!" he yelled as bullets went past him and he took out the fake katana and smashed it on the floor into four knifes to aim at Bede before he could get to him! He only had four chances so he had to act fast and act quick too!

Bede was gasping and groaning like MAD cause he had a MAD hunger...a hunger for BRIANS! He waved his silver gun in the air like a squirrel in drugs in a rave party made by the raviest druggiest ravers in rave land and Daemon was reminded of how fast he had to act. He looked around and saw Rose still live!

"Sorry fat boy but I need you again!" he yelled and knocked him over the head with the back of his knif.

He tossed him out and sneaked on a tree like he was a Metal Gear as Bede got to his location! He sniffed around for a bit and found the fat guy crying in his sleep and in his knickers. He then looked up at Daemon on the tree and did lol.

"You think you can fool me with this? This guy obvously has no brains to speak of!" Bede lmaoed and slapped Rose anyway and aimed his gun at Daemon but he aimed his knife back!

Meanwhile, Dynamon turned to Skip still resting and said "Well you had enough rest no, want to continue to battle or". Skip got up, dusted up, and went "I sure have! Let's go while these chums go at it and it'll be a real good time!" and so another battle started now!

Bede quickly shot at Daemon but he threw his knife back and they sliced each other mid-air so nothing happened.

"F*ck sake!" Daemon sighed and jumped off the tree to knock Bede down and got on his feet. He got back up and had an even madder look than before as he was driven all kooky by the zombies in his mind!

"ROARRRR" Bede shreiked as he got on his fours and charged towards him all drooling and mad! Daemon pulled his knife quick and threw it at his boot and pinned him to the ground!

"GRRRRR...AHHHHRGGGH" Bede growled and then another knif flew to pin down his coat and it fell down to reveal the big black bite mark on his neck where he was bitten and turned into a zombie (He was wearing a shirt under so he wasn't naked no worries!).

"One more knife left, and it will be at your neck!" Daemon smirked as he prepared to throw it. Bede did a Joker laugh as he was all twisted and snarled, taking out his gun with one more silver bullet in the chamber. Everything went still and quiet, except for the other fight with Skip and Dynamon in the back going all Dragonball but just tune that out for a moment.

Suddenly a car honked! Daemon was startled and his knife flew and barely missed Bede, chopping the tree behind him. Bede lolled and walked to him, pressing his gun on his temple and gave the most evil smile of all evil smiles.

"Ran outta luck?" he managed to gasp through his hungry growls as he anxiously fiddled the trigger. But then the car honked again! He looked around and sighed with annoyed. "WTF Who's there!" he screamed as he turned around to see…Hop!

He was still a car but he drove up to the two and honked with painfully clear sadness. The headlights dipped down and both of them shone dimly on Bede. The maniacal look on his face disappeared almost in an instant and turned into another of confusion and shock.

"Hop?! I, I-" Bede started as Hop slowly drove and stopped near him. The windshield was covered in rain though it wasn't raining and he was wiping them away with his wipers while Bede looked at him. All of his feelings of hunger and madness faded away in that moment, and his expression turned glum.

"You- you saw everything, didn't you…" Bede mumbled. The car bounced like it was nodding, and more rain appeared on the windshield. "You wanted to join the fight too so you came here. And then you saw me like this. You saw me almost killing your brother, you saw me eating someone alive, and you saw me acting crazy out of my mind."

The car nodded again and Bede's worst fear was realised. He dropped down on his knees and saw his reflection in the puddle on the floor that Hop's tears dripped into.

"Wow. I was hoping you never saw this side of me," Bede heaved. "But I guess you know now."

Hop continued to face him. He felt a great guilt well up in his throat.

"Ever since I got infected, the urge to eat his brain has followed me. Every day. I tried everything to stop it." Bede explained. "The only thing that ever worked is...you. Just, pressing my face against yours, and making out with all my might! As hard as I can to numb the temptation...but then it will return. It always will."

He stared further into his shallow reflection in the puddle. After a long pause, he looked back up at Hop, having made his decision.

"Hop, please go help the others. I'll...be fine." Bede mumbled, inching his hand towards his gun. "I just hope the others will forget about me..." he thought.

The Hop car still stood there, shaking a little from side to side as if he was refusing to do so.

"Come on boy, they need the assistance. And I told you, I'll be fine. I'll take care of myself." he reassured, quietly grasping the gun, laying in the tall grass. "...I'll take care of myself."

Hop stood there in silence and shook again, his headlights unwavering. Bede had a feeling he knew what he really wanted to do.

"Hah, I guess I can't fool you." Bede bitterly conceded, taking his hands off the gun in defeat. "It's hard, you know, wrestling with these urges all the time. And now that my only way of relieving them is gone since you…ugh, listen, I do love you, I really do. But in a way, I did use you. Sorry. If only I could-"

Bede's look suddenly grew anguished. His body shook as he felt his urges flare up inside him, once again pushing him to have another go at Skip!

"NO!" Bede hissed, his voice fading into faint gasps as his hunger came back to possess him once more. "No, no no no no...NOT AGAIN! Hop! Get away from me and warn Skip now before I-"

"BEDE!" something under the car's bonnet screamed as it flipped open to reveal Hop's ghost peeking out. "Do what you said with me then! As hard as you can!"

"What?! Are you-"

"Just do it, alright?!" Hop's ghost snapped.

Desperate beyond belief, Bede thrusted towards him headfirst, making out with him fiercely, biting tightly on Hop's lip in desperation. He was surprised to find his urges leaving him just as suddenly as they came.

"Ugh." Bede groaned as he was back to normal for now. "God damn, that was too close. Honestly, I'm surprised you still wanted to help me after you've seen...this curse of mine."

"Bro, what are you talking about?" Hop replied. "Of course I would help my only close friend!"

"Wait, you still...like me? Even after what you saw me do?" Bede questioned, in sharp disbelief.

"What I saw you do was terrible, but if I have the power to stop this and make you happy just by being there for you, I will do my best to make you happy!" Hop's ghost declared. "Just, please, never leave me alone."

"Hop…you naïve boy..." Bede mumbled, starting to sob. He couldn't hold it in anymore and threw himself forward to hug him, and Hop hugged right back. The two were in a long embrace, crying all the way through.

"As long as I still have you...I have a reason to live on! Though I'm a zombie, but come on, you get what I mean!" Bede jested, cracking a smile through his tears.

"Haha, now that's the spirit!" Hop giggled as they let go. "Come on! Everyone else is gonna wonder where we are and we still have a universe to save together!"

"Aye aye, muffin boy!" Bede yelped as Hop's ghost faded back and shut the bonnet. He wiped away his tears as he climbed into the driver's seat and drifted off with his love!

Daemon watched the two as they drove away from a tree he escaped to in the meantime and went "Hah! What lovey birds those two are! I mean I knew they were lovey before but imagine having that kind of meaning to someone! Hah, would be nice if I also...anyway I still have an evil twin to deal with lmao, gotta think about that later!". He made skedaddle outta there and back on the field where stuff was happening!

Dynamon and Skip were ducking it out in the center of it all, and Skip stopped for a bit to fix his hair getting all blown out by the wind.

"Getting tired yet?" Dynamon asked as he was worried about him fighting for 99 days straight like that.

"Nope! In fact, I'm just getting-" Skip started until the Hop car sped right past him into the hurricine! He squinted a little to see the dirver and the driver was BEDE!

"WOOOOOOOO LETS GO!" Bede hollered as he banged a hole right through it! The care also came out the other side and wind escaped through the hole like a balloon that has just broken and the hurricine started to shrink! Then, he got out the sun roof and shot volleys of zombie bullets wich he added zombie magic to out of a snipe wich hit the flying stuff in the hurricin that also turned zombie and ate more stuff inside.

"FOOOOLS!" Dynamon went as more stuff happened "You thik you fooly humans can-"

"Looks like I came back at a good tim!" someone yelled somewhere and suddenly Tom burst back into the dimension with Victor in the back. "Hold on tight my boy, cause this is gonna get CRAZZY!"

He kicked his bike into high gear and activated a mode that the wheels turned into hexagons and turned the paint on it nuclear and the mirrors became upgraded into GPSes to see where he's going better.

"SUPA DRIVA!!!!!" Tom screeched into the high winds as they winded up the wind and it was all got very loopy and Victor's head went spinning from all the loops he drove. Then they flew across the eye and Tom got out his trusty bomb gun and also his old gun.

He flipped upside down and fired all of them at once in a shower of bombs and bulls and deaths below! Fake Skip WTFed and was dead from it and Sonia was quite mad at that but Dynamon was survived cause his mask and hoodie were thick and protected him.

"WTF YOU KILLED HIM!" she yelled but he went "No, it was a FAKE!"

Sonia hmphed and went "PROOVE IT THEN" and then Tom yelled out to Skip "I have just saved your pretty wife from the winds, my son. Crap I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT OTHER PART!"

"Wait what did you just call me?" Skip called from outside. And then the truth was out of the bag and a whole bunch of silence came but at least Sonia was proved to now.

Tom sighed as he made a third seat on the motorcycle for her and quickly zoomed out of there real quick. They stopped just outside and Skip gave him a surprised look like he just met his long lost father and HE DID!

"Guess I can't hide it anymore. I am the one and onely NAPOLEON BONAPART!" Tim declared so Francely that the France Anthem played when he yelled that.

"OMG! Hello my chum, I mean dad!" Skip yelled and they did one of those really nice father-son hugs like in the movies. "I though you have dead many years ago!"

"Yes but im not!" Tom lolled and then they both lolled again in each others arms.

Deamon just came when he saw them say those words and came even more to see them hugging. But he did realise that Tom and Napoleon did have a resemblance with the hair color so it was belivable.

"But wait!" he called out. "Then how did I zombie your corpse all those moths ago when I was still evil!"

"Simple! I faked my death so you just got my FAKE corpse!" Tom lolled smart. "An assassin from the Brits was after me in the past times so I did that and I fell into the FOUNTAIN OF YOOTH on the way and now I'm this! Hope that explains things lol"

Then that convo also got interrupted when OLEANA rode her own motorbike back all blazing from all the fires from hell with a bunch of legendaryies lik Mewtwo and Mew and Arceus following her!

"Sup my comerads! I just struck a deel with Satan and he gave me this!" she yelled as she lifted her sleeve and you could see a golden red band on it! "It's the LEGENDMAX band which can summon legends and allow us to put an end to this guy once and for a-" and then all her legends got blown away.

"Wow, good f*cking job Miss President, thanks" Tam scoffed as she went crazy with her infinite supply of grenades from Diane's bag blowing up the winds while sexxing to her over thenoise.

Rose Sr. then came back too to try and hover up again and Oleana had a crazy idea! "Time for Plan B then!" she yelled as she took the board from his hands and flew up wielding her sword pen!

"NO MY WIF!" he yelled. "Its TOO MUCH DANGER for you!".

Oleana turned back to him and went "If I dont come back, feel free to take my place again! I know you passed your presidency to me cause your getting old but maybs you can fin a way around that" and he sighed and hoped for the best!

She zoomed up to the top of the vertex and turned on Freedom Mode...for the last tim!

"Now this, is where we say goodbye my trusty pal!" she yelled as her sword activated and she THREW it strong at the winds! It was swirling and swirled up some strong wind currents too, but they blew AGAINST Dynamon's! Then the sword fell to the ground under all the debris as it had done its final duty!

She floated down where Tam and Diane caught her and then Sonia did something also! She was placing boms at the foot of the hurricine along with Leap and Tom and she had the detonator to detonate it all.

"ON THE CUNT OF ONE, TWO, THREE" she went and all the boms bombed up and destroyed the lower half of the hurricin!

"What is this!" Dynamon yelled and Skip similed.

"This is the powrr of friendship and all that sh*t! Now meet you're end!" he yelled as he snuck under the blown up vertex and grabbed him by the foot and pulled Allstar away from him and slapped him into Beeteljoos (Its a Big star form outsr space look it up its cool! Well no its hot cause of all the star stuff going on LOLL).

"Okay, give it up now my chum, or I shell continue! I'm getting real hungry now from all the fihting and im feeling like some crumpets so I don't want to. But I will if I mist to SAVE GALAR!" Skip yelled heroly.

But then...Dynamon flipped his ghosty head back and started to giggle and then burst out lolling into evil!

"LMAO NOPE!" he lmaoed at him. "You think you chumps are even CLOSE to beating me?"

"Well, yes that's why I said that!" Skip replied.

"You, have a point. But, you shell be disappointed!" Dynamon lolled as he put one hand on his face to look more cool and then he jumped backwards and POSSESSED AND ALSO BECOMED THE HURRICAN!

"WHAT A F*CK?!?!" Skip said as he's super shock rn! The winds got all twisted when he did and got stronger and BLEW everyone but Skip away!

"AHHHHHhhhhhh" everyone except Skip wnet. They all got blown left right and center and that's important but we shell get to that later!

"NOW ENOUGH OF YOUR FRIENDS AND SHIPS CAUSE THAT's LAAAAAME" Dynamon's windy voice bellowed in the winds. "WE SHELL SETTLE THIS LIK REAL MEN: ONE ON ONE!!!!!'l

"Time for me to give the auidence A GOOD SHOW!" Skip yelled back as he did a final wink at the camera and got all pumped up for the TRUE final battle of all final battles! Prepare yourselfs for next time!