This is the las tpart now wich is sad I know cause Im sad too. But all god things come to an end even the awesome ones :) So les do this...ones...and FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!'nnnnnnnnnnnnnm
In the right half of the universe!
Oleana dusted herself off as all the dust dusted out of the ground and away into the sky. With her were all the gym leads and the other dudes we didn't see in the chap before.
She got up first so she took a look around and while she was looking, she saw a nuclear pile of trash that she went to look at cause there wasn't much else to do but then it moved! She was scarred at first but saw it was friendly so she adopted it and that's how she got her Garbodor! Then everyone woke up.
"Everyone okay?" she barked.
"Oi, my head feckin' bloody hurts, by the Lucky Charms…" Milo babbled as he climbed out of a boulder. "Wait a bastardly Baileys moment! Where's Agent Skip?"
"Hey, Tom? Has anyone seen Tom?" Victor asked, jumping out from his spot and looking around all tireless for him.
"Rose Sr. and that redhead aren't here ether!" Nessa noticed. "And that Scottish chick too damn she was hot"
"Huh, weird!" Ileana wondered. "ANYWAY! We must fix everything up at onse, you guys unferstand!"
"No probelm!" Raihan yelled as he started up his Revivemax band and a whole bunch of magic came out and restored the whole land of Galar to lif! The buildings were back and so were the grasses and the people and the Pokes that died too! The band broke after cause that was quite a lot of work for it to do.
"Oh f*ck!" Raihan then realised. "I forgot to revive the scurvies who died in battel"
"Curses!" Oleana cursed.
So Hop was given back to Hop's Mom and Bede was given to Rose who dint allow him to change his hair again inc ase he became a zombie in the neck again cause his hair hid the zombie bite last tim and so it went back to curly after a bit. Then Oleana ordered a mom from the Deep Web for Victor but forgot to order a dad too.
Meanwhile at Postwick!
Oleana and Leap were outside his house which is actually Skip's house and having some good tea and crumps like Skip used to have. But he's gone now so it felt sadder.
"This used to be my best agent's favourite food" Oleana said with sad. "Oh, Leon! Now who will be there to be at the stadium and make me moneys?!"
Leap also looked at her with sad cause he missed him too. But suddenly he had an idea!
"I have an idea!" Leap yelped.
"What's the idea?" Ileana asked.
"What if I...BECOME LEON?" Leap said all drama and Oleana gasped with a boom in the background when he did and dudes were screaming.
"OMG I never taught of that!" Oleana went and so he took off his glasses and changed his hair and his eyes and he was Leon now! He bought some Pokes off the Amazon (It's true you can buy them and shinies and sh*t from there it's awesom!) that looked cool and trained hard until they were stronger.
The sad thing was that he knew that if Hop figures him out again, this whole storry would start all over again. But then he liked the adventure so he told him!
"Hey Hop I'm actually Leap as Leon and I'm not Skip so dont get confused lol!" Leap confessed.
"Huh?" Hop aaid. "Whos Skip and Leap cause I only have the first half my memory lol!"
"Dammit!" Leap said and he forgot about it too.
With him now as Leon, laddies from the street starred and got naked when they saw him like usual but he didn't sex them! Which is strange for Leon cause he normally sexxed all of them when Skip was him cause he was quite the awesom strong champion. Instead he went to Raihan's and it was a long way there so his legs got buff from all the walking.
"Heyyyyy my guy :)" Leon went up to him as he opened his door and smilled all blushy.
"Arr, your gay for me ain't ya" Raihan noticed.
Leon gasped all girly and went "ONG! How did you know?"
"Cause matey," Raihan lolled. "I'm blastin' gay for you too my fine scallywag!". He threw at him a big hug.
"WTF I tought your into Hop's Mom?!?!" Leon WTFed into Raihan's buff cannon arms.
"Is weird, now I only watch those scurvy gay porns now insteed of girly ones!" Raihan scurved.
"Now that's wired!" Leon soghed. "OMG what if the universe split didn't split our age but it did split our sex! Cause we were bis before and maybs our sexes got split too so now we're gay"
"OMG you have a blastin' scurvin' point!" Raihan said. "Arrr, but I'm bored now so what do we do"
"Maybs we can go out sometim and get some teas and coffies?" Len suggested with a few winks.
"You have yerself a DEAL young mate" Raihan went and they started making plans for stuff.
Meanwhile at the agent base!
"Well it looks like we have three new guys to replace the others that have dead in that incident since Raihan's drunk bum can't bring them back" Pierce rambled. "Say hi to Bee, Gordy, and Klara!"
The three walked in and everyone clapped and it felt all nice.
"Top of the morning!" Milo did a big smile that covered like half his face. "Good to see you jolly lads!"
They threw a party for them high up in the Isle, in the master's big city. While drinking themselves up, Milo and Gordy challenged each other to a big Dynamax fight and it was gonna be awesome!
"Alright!" Nessa said, at the betting place wearing her bikini suit for the occasion. "Fight starts in three, too, One!"
The two got their Poles out and explosions were all over the place and everyone sat back and placed their beets. Meanwhile Piers was there also but he was not there with them! He was wandering the place after going to the bathrooms to toss his cookies after getting drunk but he saw the stipper club Skip was with just mow and now that he was gone, he wantedd a piece of that! He walked over there but the Dynamax mons blew some wind and it blew a rock in his way which he tripped over and fell and the place closed for the night!
"Damn it! If only those guys idin't decided to do Dynamax here! I hate Dynamax now!" Piers punched on the ground screaming and that's why he doesn't lik Dynamax anymore!
"Yarharrharrr mates, don't leave a drunk-lovin' captain out of this!" Raihan burst in the stafium and drank a whole bunch as well and teamed with Milo to win!
"Gosh, thanks my burly lad I wooudve lost!" Milo sighed. "Wanna kiss and make up for that crock of nonsense we had going on a whole while back?"
"Sure do my fine waterboy!" Raihan hugged Milo sobbing and everyone went aww and clapped and more celebrations were had!
"You know what it's not the new year but feck it all, I shell make a resolve!" Milo drunked as he got up, spilling drink all over. "I resolve that the feckin' fine bastard that is me shell get stronger and be the best gym in Galar!" But he forgot it the next day cause he was so drunk and didn't and thats why he still isn't that good.
Later at the lab!
Oleana was at the lab where Sonia was cause she needed to think!
"I must not let the public know what just happened to Galar or my reputation will be runned!" she yelled.
Suddenly, Raihan came in holding a cloning machine and similed all silly and happy.
"Arrr, just wanna say sorry for plundering your contraption, my lassy" Raihan pirated sorrily.
Oleana was kinda relenting to apologis cause he wasn't so nice to her before. But then she had a thought and got all happy and did a big hug at Raihan!
"OMG you big ol' genus you saved me!" Oleana cried.
"What the bumbles" Raihan mumbled.
She got to work with the machine as she took out the sexy potion Sonia drank in the base a while back with her lip on it and put it inside the machine and a bunch of parts went brrrrrr and another Sonia rolled out! But with not as big sexy bits cause that DNA was from before she got them. She sat her down on the table.
"We need a PALN before the press gets on us!" Oleana explained. "We must do...A COVER IP!"
"But how will we do it!" the clone Sonia mumbled clonely.
Then sudanly ROSE came in, well he tried anyway but he slammed into the dorr that the President made invinsible so noone could find a way in and know something's up. Then he jumped over to give the news!
"0MGGGGGG GUSY TERES A LADDY ON THE NEWS NOW!" Rose yelled, getting rosed himself up.
Wveryone got up and ran to the Galar news station where there was a laddy and she was some news.
"What is UP, Galar nation! I'm your host, Tequila Queenstar, let's get riiiiiight into the juice! Today were gonna be talking about the storm that had happened and destroyed sh*t everywhere, like man, it was nuts! Wel will be doing some interviews as we interview this guy who survived it and that's pretty cool I think. Let's GO!"
Oleana and Sonia went to the station and Oleana threw the interview dude out of the tower and he smelled of rain and zombie so that's nasty. She tooked his seat and waved to the camera.
"Oh my what's this!" the news lady made a shock face as she went twirling and fiddling around with her mikrophone. "Looks lik we have THE PRESIDENT with hus here today! The guy's probs out to pee so mind if we interview you for now!"
"It's of no prob or pleasure" Oleana agreed.
"Alrigjt, sweet! So what exactly happened to cause this, Miss President!" the lady asked.
"Good wuestion!" Oleana went. "Hold on a moment while I think about totally normal stuff and not stuff about the hurricine or anything lol!"
She grabbed Sonia with her off camera so noone could see or hear. She took out the remote from Sonia's back and beeped it to pause her and plugged her into her PC to see her memory files! Oleana scrolled all the way to the batyle on the Hammerlock tower and saw the Eternatus there. She watched it as it was very cool to watch then she scrolled down to the epic final fight and saw how simlar it all was. Then something hit and everything felt coming toghether!
"OMGGGG I GOT IT!" she squealped as she jumped back on her seat.
"As I was saying before that normal break, yes! It was Eternatus that caused this!" she declared. "Then some dudies with a sowrd and shield I guess came and beat it and then it was over! Idk I wasn't there for all of it."
"WOOO, you herd it here folks! She has come forward with the biggest pece of Galar history since science was invented by the former Pres! Not to be based, but that sounds banger AF!" the news lady geeked. "And what do you call this incident, Miss Piresident?"
"Hmm," Ileana wondered. "It was kinda dark outside when it happen so I'd call it the Dark Day but it must sound cooler for the tabloids so it will be the DARKEST DAY!"
And there it was! Everyone knew now and bilt many statues and paints as fanart and some of them where on strings and looked cool so Oleana put them in the vault to show that it was real and the clone robot Sonia was programmed eith Darkest Day fanfics the kids writ about it to and she went out to make sure everyone thought it was real. So now you know that too! Keep staying with me to find more!
Oleana came after the interview with the news to plop down all tired. She has had a tirijng few days so that's why she's like that and she tweeted that Rose's dad died though he did in that other chapter but now he isnt so that's why and so noone asked abot him to. Suddenly Rose came again but he came to ask of something!
"Oh hi Miss Pres I was wanting to know if I could be the Pres indstead cause you know Im a good smart sexxy man" Rose explajned, sucking his thumbs.
"WTF no! Your stinky and have no skills to run the country" Oleana mumbled. "But I am quit tired and I need someone to pin the blame on in case my plan doesn't go to paln. Ugh, alright then"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ONG THANK" Rise danced around lik a crazy dancer flamingo on dancer drugs and kissed her shoes all over and danced to the President office to start work. Oleana foliwed him there cause she still dint trust him, and so she becomed his secretary for now. Except she wasn't cause she was another robot clone! The real one was in the other room packing stuff.
"I knew that crazy would ask for my Presidence and mess with Galars energy so I need to go somewere SAFE!" Oleana yelled to herself as she packed and got to a taci to Kalos to stay on one of the nice tall buldings in Lumos to retire for a bit and got the highest tower to watch Galar from and she had her first time of peace in a bit.
One day in the future!
Oleana sudanly woke up all cold back in her bef with a BAD cold feeling that some BAAAAD stuff's gonna go down SOON! She felt a cold windy chill up her spine and her neck and also her whole body as it was winding real hard outside. She saw the last rip in the sky above her tower and took her phone from the nightstand to send an urgent message to the someone she always trusted.
In a last act, she took out her white Erasemax band and snaped her fingers to erase all the other bands except Dynamax and then she erased it too and thats why there's only one Dynamax now! She checked and still got no reply from him. She sulked and sighed as the rip disappeared for good.
Meanwhile...
Victor jolted up from his nap as his phone alarm bursted into his ear. It was a song that had violins that was classy and oldish like Mossart. He had the alarm cause THE GYM CHALLENGES GOT BACK and Leon wa set to beat Raihan in the exhibotion match like normal. But first he had to go to bathroom cause Hop's also gonna come soon and he dint want his funky hair to get in the way of their good time.
BUT!!!!!!!'n!
Something was not right about this scene however. He was at the mirror changing cloths when SOMETHING HAPPENED
But what, do you ask?
To find out how we must go back to the past so I will use Pastmax to take us there! WOOOOOOOSH
It was at some point or other in the past that was agter the final battle happened which made all the readers and the universe explode from awesome. When Dynamon exploded, his pieces flew everywhere and you know the deal! But I never said he died, did I? ;)
The sparkling bits of him laned all lover the galaxy plus the other ghosts from the past and one of them fell weirdly on Earth! Sounds like bad news? Cause it IS! But first…whats up here?
"How?" a strange voice echod from the strange bit on the ground. "How did things end up lik this…"
Well here's a flashback to answer that!
D. Mon was skipping cause he was one a happy normal boy who was not evil. But he wasn't cause he was called Daemon back then cause that was his real name. He had his adopted mom (I'll call her Bede's Mom cause she is also!) cause his parens did die like he said once and Bede's Mom was happy with him too though he got bullied for being different and jazz which made her sad. And she was a witch cause she knew magic from idk Hogwarts cause that's British too but its not a big deal for now. But it was all happy at home and the butterflies were chirping until one night!
Little boy Daemon woke in the crack of midnight cause he heard a sound. And that was a spooky sound so he got out his room to see what's up! He went to look for his mom but remembered she was dead like I said so he looked for Bede's Mom instead. The search made him go outside and saw a huge caldron on fire with her standing there?
"What re you doing mom?" he asked the lady who looked just Like Bede cause he looked lik a girl to but older.
"Hello som!" she sheeked! "I was gonna make a cool potion to become a legendary and be the BEST Hogwarts witch of ever! Good for you to come here cause my last ingrediet is a HUMAN SACRIFICE!"
"Nooooo!" Daemon squeaked as she charged him! Thats what she was keeping him for all this time wich was all messed up and he was almost grabbed to throw into the boiling bowl of oils until a laser blasted in her face!
"Go away from the kid!" an old voice barked from an old dude with a suit an laser gun.
"How about you old man!" Bede's Mom retorted and was gonna do the Expelleramus spell back!
"Run!" the old man busted and shoved the kid away in time as the spell hit and knocked his eye off!
"Well this eye shell do the trick!" Bede's Mom lolled and the old guy blasted back into the sky with his jet boots and the ritual was now complete!
Daemon ran in scared feom the house and hid in the large sewers below where he would make himself a home and live for 20 years. It was a lonely tim but it happen and it aint all bad as he got his hobo and rat frends there but it did stink a lot so he smoked his first weed to drown out the smell but it felt good too so thats why he kept doing it. And Bede was picked up by Rose to be a psykick assasin dude so no worries!
One day he was petting his best rat friend when a letter floated to him in the seeer water and it was an invation to the Wyndon Stadium! He grabbed and went outside for the first in a long time and set out. The rat was alone and bored so it soon became king of the rats and stole a little girl's nutcracer or idk the rest of the story
Daemon knew that he smelled though so he took a shower and a shave and saw a poster of Leon on the walls so he styled his hair lik his and sat to watch! It was the first fight from Chap 2 and saw him baffling it out with Raihan and survived the stadium blowing up and all. He had a good time but in the way back to the sewers he realise he felt a bit jellous of Leon's fighting skill and suddenly a vouce spoke to him!
"Daemoon…ooooooo…look whats in your red ruffled hair!"
He did and a strange looking head band fell out so he picked it up and got a bit confused.
"This is a Dynamax that shell make you as powerful as Leon! It can summon up bad fortune everywhere and you will win every battle. Also I herd it could make zombies and summon a super power legendary that is probs not the one taking to you now but idk try it!"
"Ok" Daemon said excited about the zombies cause he played DayZ as a kid and put it on. Suddenly it happened and evil thoughts came flowing to his head but also evil power! He smiled a now evil smile and looked up to the sky to see the strange voiced figure floating above!
"You are truly worthy of the Eternamax band…MY ADOPTED SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :0 WTFFFFFF ANOTHER BIG REVEAL!
Now things were gonna be cool for Daemon but he still needed a Pokemon cause the sewer rats and old dudes wont do. But with his new evil mind he could think up a good idea! On the S.S Anne there were a bunch of fancy laddies and men prancing about and battling but he snuck in and punched out the captain having a smoke to change into his cloths and steered himself into Kanto! When he got there and everyone he went to a humble lab in Pallet Town and stole another lab persons coat and went to speak to the manager.
"Hey Sir Oak-san!" Daemon approached him. "For research reasons I wanna ask whats the strongest Poke we have in here!"
"Im glad you have such a inquestive mind my studen!" Oak flaffled checking a kid's Pokedex. "All Pokes are very strong in their ways but a strong Pokemon of them is Charizard!"
So he found it in the lab after he asked a hi teck computer that had Siri on it where it was and stole it and when Oak was done checking the kid's Dex he dint see a thing! The operation was a sucess!
"Thank you master! To bad my shifts over now bye!" Daemon chucked with him and they lolled while he took off with what he needed to START HIS EVILLL RAIN ON GALAR!
Soon with it he became a sensation in Galar cause dudes would challegne him ccause he looked weak with just one Poke but when they did all sorta things were going wrong lik paralisis and confusion every turn and their mommas calling them for dinner in battle! He loved the cash and attention he got for it cept for the fact people kept saying his name wrong cause it was confusing so he later to change to…D…MON!!!
But of course the power came with many prices cause with great poer is GREAT REPKNSIBILITY! Each time he sued the powers of the Eternamax band the evil power got greated and so did the evil thoughts. One day while he was ciunting his money after all his wins he had a head ache that toppled him over and the voice spoke again!
"Now you have proven yourself to me and the Eternamax." the voice bumbled. "GO AND DESTROY AGALR FOR ONCE AND ALL!"
"But how must I?"
"Rose is a stupid and will try to use me to get more energy for the city or some sh*t noone knows so while the fovernment's busy with that go and WRECK THE WORLD!!!!"
Suddenly a Megamax band dropped on D. Mon's lap and looking at it he knew what he must do next! He last read of a tour in a museum in a hotel with a cool statue in it and he made his move and you know the rest!
End the flashback! But not this one lol!
"Oh ok thanks" it said. "But now how shell I continue my promises to destroy the world after all?"
Victor was in the dead wastelands from before all this revining stuff and when noone was looking he found a shiny rock on the floor! It was all glittery and pink so he taught it was a candy and ate it cause he was all straving from sitting in the wasteland all day. But THAT was the MISTAKE that shell doom him forever! Cause when the time was finally right…
He was at the mirror changing cloths when!!!!
"Lol these FOOOOOOLS won't know who I'm this time!" he mumbled to himself. WTF? His reflection was weird as it was now a goateed man on fire with shotguns and it was...DYNAMON!!!!! WTFFFFFFFF hope that twist got you real good lol!
The bibels all over exploded again at the evil reveal but they went extinct this tim cause he was more evil then ever so that's why you don't see them anywhere cause they all exploded lol!
"Oh, Skip, how I want to meet you again." Dynamon as Victor said but quitely as he dint want his mom to hear. "BUT! I, Dynamon Mal Tyrante, shell put that aside and let the nation of Galar know me as the Champion and the beater of the second Eternatus! And then I will find the power that's inside and you will be the one that will be given hell to pay! Ofc I knew the way to find the power thats inside is beating Eternatus so thas why I wanted to revive it after all but Raihan did it already so all I must do is that…hahh, ahahaha…AHAHAH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA-"
While he was doing his evil thing the pink flames that came from him burned the bathroom down and he had to get out and that's why theress no bathroom now. He went to sit down to watch the match, as Hop came into the house and the games start from here!
Wooooo so I hop ypu like this fic…or should I say I hop you like this PREQUEL! Now you may say thats lame cause there are other Swish prequels out there. But then do they explain why you can change the tims and why theres no bibels and why theres onely one Dynamax and why you have no bathroom no more? Dint think so! And so this is why it's the more awesome and accurate prequel of em all!
It's also the end now lolol so thanks for sticking with the stirry I know I had a good time and I hope you all did too! Until next tim...BWAHHHHHHHHHH
...Okay, real author here. Thanks for stopping by and reading this fic!
Huge thanks to Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami back and its author, D'arkYagam'i, for inspiring this whole thing, and giving me many much needed laughs during this grim time. I've written a good portion of this fic in 2020, mostly for fun, not knowing whether I would release it publicly at all. I later decided to do so, because why the hell not.
I'm surprised you made it this far if you are reading this note but hope it was fun for you!
And once again, thanks.
