When Things Get Scary

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Before I start the story, I thought the readers should know that there are some very scary and freakish content in this story. Just a warning. You may continue reading now, if you dare! Muahahaha.

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All was silent in the Pan household. It was a Saturday, so the cast didn't have to work. Peter was taking a nap. Wendy was doing spring cleaning. Nibs was at a some Nerd Convention. Slightly was nowhere to be seen. Ok.

Actually, I do know where Slightly was. Under the house was a secret basement. Slightly uses this basement as a secret lab. Yes, a secret lab. The lab was very dark. As we enter the secret basement, we see Slightly, facing his back to us. He keeps getting and picking up things and adding it to whatever he was doing. He started sweating. He wiped his forehead with a sigh. Suddenly the lights turn on! Slightly turned around covering his eyes from the blinding light. He hissed.

"Man! Did somebody die in here? Why is it so dark?" Wendy suddenly asks from the top of the stairs as she flipped the light switch.

"Wendy! I was busily making a sandwich!" Slightly says frustrated. We can now see a badly made sandwich on the counter that he was working on.

"Slightly! You're gonna damage your eyes in this dusty and dark basement! And why do you lock it? Everyone knows about it," Wendy said.

Ok, so it's NOT so secret as we thought. Hehe.

"Wendy, what do you want?" Slightly asked.

"It's spring cleaning time!" Wendy sang happily. Slightly groaned.

"Great! You can clean the lab but don't touch anything!" Slightly said and walked away. Wendy started sweeping everything in sight and humming to herself.

Peter suddenly comes in the scene. "Wendy! Can you make me a sandwich?" He asks.

"Ugh...Peter! I'm cleaning, go bother Slightly," She says.

"Ooh! There's already one here ready for me!" Peter says delightfully. He starts eating the sandwich on the counter.

Wendy continues cleaning and Peter keeps munching. Suddenly it was an orchestra. Sweep, sweep. Munch, munch, humm, humm. But then Peter finished the sandwich and got bored. Then he noticed something. He went inside this little refrigerator box and looked at all the pretty buttons inside.

Wendy was cleaning another box in which it also was a tall box and it was strangely connected technically to the other box. She went inside and started sweeping it and the buttons. Then she accidentally pressed one of the buttons by leaning the sweeper on it too hard. "Oops!" She squealed.

At the same time Peter pressed one of the buttons, not being able to resist his stupidity. Suddenly electricity was running around the boxes! Peter and Wendy suddenly got shocked and electrocuted. Then it all stopped, then Peter and Wendy fainted.

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Later, Slightly came back in to the lab. It was clean! He gasped and kneeled on the floor. "I had a carpet? Cool!" Slightly cried. Then he smelled something. Or it was that he DIDN'T smell something. He didn't smell his sandwich! "Peter..." He said mysteriously. He then smelled smoke. He followed the scent to his Brain Switching Machine. "Oh...My...Gosh!" Slightly cried. There, in the brain switching boxes, was Peter and Wendy. They had fainted and were crumpled on the floor.

"They couldn't, they wouldn't!" Slightly said. He tried waking them up. Wendy only needed a shake or two, but to Slightly's amusement he had to slap Peter's face several times. When they both woke, they seemed to be dazed.

"Where, where am I?" Peter said. Slightly gasped.

"Peter! Did you lose your memory?" Slightly said worriedly.

"Nah, I just always wanted to say that after I've fainted," Peter chuckled.

"Hm...I don't think the Brain Switching worked," Slightly said.

"The what? The what? You switched my brain with Peter's?" Peter suddenly cried.

"Well, what do you know, it did work," Slightly laughed. Now, since Peter and Wendy's brains got switched, we need to call Wendy and Peter different things. Well, not really. When I say, "Peter said" It actually means it's Wendy and vice versa. OK? Let's continue.

Wendy stood up and wiped her dress. "Hey, I'm in Wendy's body! Cool..." Wendy said. (But it's actually Peter's brain, remember?)

"Peter, if you do anything, I'll...I'll," Peter couldn't finish. Slightly suppressed giggles. "Slightly! Switch us back!" Peter shouted. Slightly went over to the machine.

"Sorry guys, but switching takes alot of juice from the machine. To switch back you need to wait at least 24 hours," Slightly said. Peter looked horrified.

"Look at me! I can't be in Peter's body for more than 5 minutes! Look at his nails, when was the last time you did anything to them? And your hair! When was the last time you washed it?" Peter cried frustrated and disgusted as she/he put her hand to Peter's head. In her hand was worms, dirt, tomato pieces, purple chilli, and a weird glowing slime that nobody knew what it was.

Wendy giggled. "I'm afraid you don't wanna know." With one last frustrated groan, Peter left.

Slightly and Wendy rolled around on the floor laughing. "Gosh, I wonder what she's going to do next!" Wendy said. Slightly and Wendy decided to go watch leaf ball or Ntv. Peter was filing his nails desperately.

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Later, when Slightly was going to the bathroom, he noticed there wasn't any gel left. "What? I can't believe Nibs used all my Gel! Grr..." Slightly mumbled. He marched to Nibs's room, calling out his name.

When Slightly entered his room he stopped being mad. On the middle of the floor was a body covered in a blanket. All that you could see was a hand, and it was holding a little doll, making it fly around. "Nibs...Nibs? Nibs speak to me!" Slightly cried. The figure wouldn't speak. "Wait a minute...you're not Nibs! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER?" Slightly yelled. Then a soft gay voice spoke.

"I am your brother," It said. Slightly shuddered, pulled off the blanket and screamed.

It was MICHAEL JACKSON!

"A-a-a-ah!" Slightly yelled.

"No Slightly, come back! Were all brothers in the inside!" M.J cried softly. Slightly ran as fast as he could to the living room.

"HURRY! Michael Jackson is in my room!" Slightly cried. No one moved.

"Honey, what did I tell you about watching VH1?" Peter said. He was making dinner and wearing a pink apron saying, "COOK THE WENDY BIRD".

Wendy was eating a greasy pizza and her dress was stained with stuff. "Um...yeah. No more T.V for you young man...like I care," Wendy said.

Slightly pulled on his hair and yelled. Then he smashed through the front door, yelling away like a lunatic. At that same moment, Nibs came in. He saw the situation around him. M.J, peeking through his door smiling at him. Wendy, struggling as she tried to watch tv, cut her toe nails, and eat a pizza, all at the same time. Peter, making dinner and wearing a pink apron.

He stared around at it all and finally said, "Um...am I in the right house?" and sat next to Wendy on the sofa.

Peter came in the living room, now wearing a hair net. "You won't believe it Nibby Bunny, Slightly's stupid machine switched my brain with Peter's brain! It's awful..." Peter said.

Nibs looked relieved. "Oh, good. I thought you guys went crazy, or worse, switched personalities!" Nibs replied. But then he whispered, "But, what's with him?" And while saying that, he pointed at Michael Jackson.

Peter screamed and dove at him with a metal pan. She struck him on the head and he fainted. "Oh my gosh! Wendy just knocked out Michael Jackson! Like I care...," Wendy said.

Peter pushed M.J to the front of the room, and Slightly came back in. After they tied him up, they wondered what to do. "We should take him to the police," Peter said.

"We don't have a police," Wendy said.

They all pondered for a while, when suddenly M.J's face slid off! They all gasped.

Now it was Bob who took his place! "Wait a minute," Nibs said and pulled on Bob's face. It was a mask too! Now Vivian's face was visible. They continued pulling the masks off and it ended up to be the following people: Mrs. Bogmelon, Barney, a lawyer, a dead and diseased squirrel, my dog, Mrs. Merrifield, Waldo, The Sprint PCS guy (you know, the guy who keeps saying, "can you hear me now?") Shane, Austin, Mickey, Mr. Burns, and finally it ended up to be after all, the fake and imposter Twin 1 racoon!

Everyone gasped. "I know. We ALMOST found Waldo!" Wendy said.

Everyone groaned.

"NO! It's the racoon that pretended to be Twin 1!" Peter said.

Suddenly, Slightly noticed a wind up key on its back. He turned it and the raccoon's jaw slowly opened mechanically. Then a fuzzed out voice spoke.

"I...shall...get...you...now...RETEP NAP!" It said. Everyone groaned again, and Nibs kicked the stupid racoon out the window.

"NO! I could have used him! He was my dream!" Slightly said.

"You never had a dream!" Nibs said.

"I do now," Slightly replied.

"Well, what is your dream?" Nibs replied back.

"To have a dream!" Slightly replied furiously. They all looked at each other and started laughing.

Then the story ended.

THE END!