Peter Goes to Disney Land

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One day Peter came in the house shouting, "We're going to Disney Land! We're going to Disney Land!" and Wendy, Nibs, and Slightly looked at him with surprise.

"What the heck is Disney Land?" Slightly asked itching his head. I hate it when people do that, since when does all the time someone asks a question this sudden itch comes to their head? Sometimes they even itch their chin too! It's so annoying! Anyway back to the story.

Slightly itched his head. "You guys don't remember Disney Land? Oh my how many memories!" Wendy said. "Peter, when are we going?" She asked.

"Today! And the reason is, is that Mickey saw our latest episode and he is going to ask the Disney Channel people if they can air our show! So in the mean time he gave us free (Yes FREE!) Disney Land tickets for having such a great comedy show! Some people say we're even better than Friends!" Peter shouted with delight as he passed the tickets around.

"I don't remember going to Disney Land," Slightly said while looking at his ticket.

"Oh we only went two times, both times you guys were a little young," Wendy said.

"How old was I, because I don't remember anything either!" Peter wondered.

"Well I don't know really how old you were, I think about 156," Wendy said.

"Wow! I sure was young back then!" Peter replied.

"Anyway I think why you don't remember anything Peter was because the first time, right when we got off the car, you tripped over a blade of grass growing from a little crack in the cement and hit your head against one of the side mirrors of the car!" Wendy explained. Everyone started giggling. Well, except Peter. Hehe.

"Oh yeah! I remember! That was the first time me and Nibs saw an ambulance up close!" Slightly said. Everyone started laughing and rolling on the floor. Anyway, while everyone was laughing smoke started coming out of Peter's ears and his face got all red. No LITERALLY. After that freaky incident everyone got quiet.

"Listen! Ok let's start packing some stuff and get ready to go to the happiest place in the world, well except for Never Land. Let's move it people!" Peter said trying to change the subject. But of course whenever Peter tries to do something, he...fails. Wendy didn't move from the sofa and had a big grin on her face. Uh oh! Peter thought. Not another embarrassing story! Ah, but yes Peter, Wendy is still not quite finished humiliating you in front of your own family. Oh no! This is just the beginning! Muahaha! Please Wendy, do start your story.

"Ok! Thank you Princess, I shall start it! This does bring me back to the days of when I just got here I would always tell people stories, I was so good at it..." Wendy started but Nibs interrupted.

"Hello! Let's hear it already before I turn Schfifty-five!" he said.

"Oh no Nibs! You mean fifty-five, you were incorrect," Wendy pointed out.

"Not according to I ain't!" Nibs said. Slightly laughed. Hey, since when did they have internet? And since when did they have a computer? Some mysteries I shall never know. Boohoo. Hehe. That little "Hehe" always cheers me up. Hehe. Hehe. Hehe.

Now for Wendy's tail. It is furry and long. But enough about that, now for Wendy's tale. It is funny and long, and involves Peter some more. Hehe. "Ok, the second and last time we went to Disney Land, I was driving and Peter was searching for land marks and getting all excited. Before we started I am sure I warned Peter about taking some coffee with him since he tends to suddenly start sleeping after he gets excited. But oh no! He didn't wanna take it! He said it was just a short 24 hour trip and he doesn't sleep in such short trips. About 2 seconds after we parked in the Disney garage he fell asleep. We tried to wake him but he simply wouldn't even stir. So we left without him and had a wonderful time. When we came back, all tired and sleepy from our fun adventure, Peter wakes up all excited and anxious to go to Disney Land at last. We started laughing and told him the story. He didn't believe us so we left him there and came back two days later. Ha!" Wendy laughed as she finished her story. Everyone cracked up again and Peter left the room fuming.

A couple of hours later, he came back but everyone was still laughing. So he blew a blow horn and everyone shut up. "Can we start going now?" Peter said.

"Yeah sure, sure...but be sure to bring some COFFEE!" Slightly said and everyone started laughing again. Peter took a gun from his pocket (WHOA THERE! Since when does little harmless Peter Pan have a gun?) And pulled the trigger. A bullet went through the ceiling and everyone stopped instantly.

"Alright! If one more person let's out one giggle, they're gonna get it!" Peter yelled. Everyone of course didn't believe him but they kept quiet anyway. They packed some stuff and started their journey to Disney Land. 24 hours later they arrived at California and headed on to Disney Land. There they parked their car and blah blah blah blah blah! Ok we get it!

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"Wow! Disney Land!" Slightly cried.

"Yup! The happy non- scary ride park!" Peter replied.

"Oooh! I wanna go on that ride with you Dad!" Nibs said and pointed to the Tower of Terror. Peter gulped.

"Sorry son! That ride is in Disney's California Adventure, not Disney Land," Peter said.

"So what! Let's go!" Wendy said. Peter nodded reluctantly. As they entered Main Street they saw Aladdin.

"Look Dad! Aladdin!" Slightly pointed out.

"What? I thought he moved to Florida with Jasmine on their second honey moon!" Peter erupted. Some people who heard him looked at him like he was crazy. Suddenly this whole crowd of people suddenly started running toward them. When they got there they started flashing machines at them and putting paper and pens under their noses.

"Peter! What do they want?" Wendy cried.

"I don't know!" Peter shouted back while pushing back a 9 -year old with his hands and a 5-year old with one of his feet.

"Autographs! Autographs!" The crowd shouts.

"Oh! They want our signatures on those pieces of paper," Slightly said.

"Slightly! You're a genius! That plan just might be crazy enough to work," Peter said and one by one started writing his name on the books of paper. Everyone else did the same. Soon the crowd cleared up and Wendy and Peter gave an exhausted sigh. But as they started walking again more and more people kept coming at them so they would hide behind trees or poles.

"What is with those people? They're acting like crazed rabbits!" Peter said.

"Hey!" Nibs says sadly.

"Oh, sorry Nibs," Peter said.

"It seems like we're famous some how," Wendy said. Oh yeah, NOW she notices.

"I know! It's totally weird!" Slightly said.

"And how do they know our names?" Nibs added.

"I bet Mickey's behind this! I caught him one day ordering some camera people to sneak into Pinnochio's house and film him secretly, the next thing you know he's turned into a movie! Poor little Pinnochio had to pay all these taxes because of that stupid movie!" Peter explained.

"But Mickey's such a nice little fellaw, why would he do that?" Wendy asked.

"Little? LITTLE? Have you seen that guy's head? It's HUGE!" Peter cried. Wendy shrugged.

"You know, I did see a strange man one night with a camera like machine on his shoulders, and it was on the night Wendy came too!" Slightly said.

"So it is him! I blame him for throwing all my friends in jail! That's why they're all in the Disney prison because they couldn't pay the stupid taxes!" Peter cried.

"But everyone looks so happy! And I really like that Little Mermaid T-shirt," Wendy added, nodding toward a Disney store.

"You just think they're happy, with all those stupid Disney classics, but in real life everyone single cartoon friend of mine who signed a Disney contract is now on debt for millions of dollars!" Peter said. "If Mickey told everyone the truth he would be thrown in jail and lose all his money which was actually all of the Disney characters money!" Peter added.

"Then why doesn't anyone stand up to him?" Nibs asked.

"Because he's Mickey Mouse, the nice friendly big headed mouse who if you try and stop him to do his nasty plan will cut your perfectly good making money job off of you AND you won't be able to be part of the Disney Character Committee, secretly held at your local Burger King restaurants on the blank doors to your right," Peter said.

"How do you know all this? I didn't know about any D.C.C, and I'M a Disney character!" Wendy cried in frustration.

"Only Main Disney Characters! Like Mua," Peter said. "It's a very secret agency, nobody knows about it except all the burger king employees, all the MAIN Disney characters, and fat Mickey himself!" Peter said.

Ok, I'm going to take a little break with you readers because obviously some of this is hard to follow. Ok, so Disney Characters, everyone knows them, everyone loves them, yeah ok. Well being a D.C, or Disney Character, is like being a famous actor or actress. You're rich, you make sequels once in a while , you have lot's of merchandise, yeah, like a modern famous person. Anyway, everyone thinks that Mickey Mouse is this great guy, or uh, mouse and he's the most famous of them all, right? Right but he's actually EVIL! He is planning on taking over the government, then the WORLD! I mean really I'm not lying! He makes billions of money everyday by millions of people going to Disney Land. He also makes millions of money by the taxes of the D.C. So what more does he need? He already has the heart of almost everybody in the whole world, why not take over it? I mean everybody would do the same so Mickey isn't really a bad guy, just a little selfish. Anyway, D.C were actually real cartoons who lived ordinary lives (What ever ordinary means to them) but one day when Disney and Disney Land was creating itself, Mickey decided to also have a movie company of Disney. Now he didn't have anybody to work with so he secretly filmed D.C and created Disney Classics of them without them knowing it.

Later on when the movie has already come out, Mickey would come to their houses and ask them for the money they owed him because of the movies. So that's how D.C got famous, lost almost all of their money, and got forced to sign a Disney Contract which means they now work for Disney, and believe me Disney offers many great jobs, and every D.C has a great many jobs. So if you ever dreamed of being a Disney Character or D.C, DON'T DO IT! It's a terribly stressful job and Mickey has control of almost all your life. The only lucky D.C these days are the modern ones, like Shrek and stuff. They're rich and don't have to do as many jobs.

Anyway Peter secretly knew all this but like all the others, he had to keep it a secret from other family members and co-workers in movies who aren't the MAIN characters. Now I know this probably came as a big shock to you but it's the truth, and it's hard on everyone who knows it. Oh yeah and by the way don't ask me how I know all this, I just do. Ok, back to the story!

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"Oh Sh--!" Peter cried.

"What?" Wendy asked.

"I wasn't supposed to tell you guys any of this! It's part of the rules!" Peter cried.

"What Mickey doesn't know won't hurt him," Slightly said, LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL!

"What he doesn't know? WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW? Mickey Mouse watches all the moves you make, no secret can escape him!" Peter shouts.

"Just don't worry, what's the worst he could do? Throw a big cheese ball at you?" Wendy said.

"Hey! You how hard it is to try and wash cheese out of your hair?" Peter asked. But after he said this (Roughly 2 seconds after) The crowd of people found them and they quickly had to run.

"We can't keep up like this! We need a disguise!" Wendy said. The others nodded. They strolled into the nearest store and bought regular pants, shirts, and shoes.

"I hope they have refunds," Peter mumbled when he paid 300$ in clothes.

"Oh sorry Sir, no refunds," the lady at the register said. Peter stomped out of the store muttering something or other about Mickey being evil and a moneybag.

After they exited the store they found the crowd waiting for them. But luckily, they didn't recognize them, so they just walked out of the scene. "Wow! They didn't recognize us!" Slightly said.

"Good, now let's go on some rides already!" Nibs said. So they went to the nearest ones, limping from wearing the strangely modern shoeware. After going on a lot of rides (And Peter throwing up on most of them) they came to Fantasy Land.

"No! This is the baby ride section!" Slightly cried.

"Look! A Peter Pan Ride! You guys should go!" Wendy said pointing at a building and ignoring Slightly.

"Oh boy! Let's go!" Peter shouted and they ran to get in line. When they got in the ship, Peter got all excited. "Wow! Can you believe this? This ride rocks!" Peter shouted. Slightly and Nibs muttered something about this being a baby ride.

Suddenly it showed a scene where a Peter doll was on the window and Wendy was in the room too with some strange boys called John and Michael.

"WOW!" Peter shouted and got up from his seat. Now the scene showed Peter rescuing Tiger Lily from the grasp of Captain Hook. Now Peter was REALLY excited. He jumped up and started hopping on the side of the ship, pointing and laughing. Then a little voice said, "You old Codfish!" and Peter laughed some more.

Slightly and Nibs were getting really scared now. Peter was acting like a maniac. Suddenly the ride stops and a loud speaker cracks and speaks. "Will the young gentleman with the little green hat please take a seat? Keep your hands and feet inside the ship at ALL TIMES!" It said and died away.

The ride starts again and Peter sits down laughing nervously. "Hehehe! Maybe Mickey isn't a butthole after all," Peter said. Slightly and Nibs just give him dirty looks. When they came back to Wendy at the end of the ride she asked how it went.

"Perfect," Slightly said.

"For a baby!" Nibs completed. Wendy frowned and then smiled at Peter.

"How was it Hon?" She wondered.

"Wonderful! The graphics were so cool!" Peter said.

"There were no graphics! They were freaking plastic dolls, ok?" Slightly said and ran off with Nibs to look at the Tower of Terror.

"They hate me!" Peter cried and looked away from Wendy.

"No they don't! Just go on that ride with them, they'll think you're brave after that!" Wendy said. Peter nodded. Actually he was terrified, but didn't want his boys mad at him.

"OK! Let's go now!" He said and went over to Slightly and Nibs.

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After the horrible ride, Wendy met them at the end. "How was it?" She asked.

"It was so cool! I wanna go again next time!" Nibs says and gives Slightly a high-five.

"How about you Peter?" She turned to Peter and gasped. His face had a terrified look on it and his hair was standing straight up, plus his hat was gone. "Peter? What happened?" Wendy asked.

"My...My hat!...It...It flew off!" Peter cried.

"But how was the ride?" Wendy asked.

"Piece of cake," Peter replied.

"Really? It was?" Wendy asked.

"No! No! I threw up a piece of cake!" Peter cries.

"But Peter, you never HAD cake," Wendy says.

"That's what scares me," Peter replies. Suddenly his hat floats back down to him and they head off again.

"Hey! Do you guys wanna see the Fantasmic?" Wendy asked looking at the map.

"What the heck is that?" Slightly asks.

"It's a cool show involving all the Disney characters," Wendy explains and they agree to watch it. Suddenly, Peter shouts "OH MY GOD!" and everyone looks around to see what's wrong.

There, on the corner of the street was Hook, also signing autographs. "What the heck is he doing here? I thought this was a happy family place!" Peter cries. Then suddenly he runs over to the FAKE Hook and starts punching him in the stomach!

"Peter! Wait!" Wendy shouted and she and the others run over to the scene. Peter was beating Hook up. Good. The problem was, that wasn't really Hook, so that makes it kinda easier. Peter continues punching and kicking him when suddenly his mask falls off. Peter cries out in horror.

"WTF?" Peter shouts.

The guy in the costume was just a nerdy teenager trying to earn money for college named Jeffrey. He stood up, his face red and purple from Peter, and cried, "You're sick! You should go to jail!" and ran away crying.

Peter was still standing there, horrified, and finally turns back to his family. " I never knew Hook got a haircut," He says and they continue walking.

"I don't get it! Why are there people walking around dressed as Disney people?" Wendy says.

"What? You mean that wasn't really Hook?" Peter asks.

"NO! That was some innocent guy," Wendy says.

"Oh! Oops," Peter replies shyly.

As they make their way to the show arena, the show was just beginning. They had a good time and watched happily eating some popcorn. But then suddenly this ship comes on, a lot like the Jolly Roger, and on the ship's deck were three people, dressed like Wendy, Hook, and Peter, among some pirates. Peter dropped his popcorn.

"That's it!" He roars. "First Hook, now ME?" He yells as he flies up to the ship (Wow! He remembered he could fly!) By now everyone has stopped what they were doing and were watching Peter.

Peter goes on the ship and asks, " Why is that jerk dressed like me?" Peter cries. Peter marches over to the fake Wendy and yells in her face, "Why are you dressed up like my wife?"

Wendy says to Slightly and Nibs, "You know, I never really got married to him," and they giggle.

Peter suddenly roars like a gorilla and rips his shirt off. "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?" He yells and then he starts destroying stuff and people start running and screaming in terror. Peter keeps roaring and throwing stuff at people and when everyone is finally gone, he comes back to normal and puts the Fake Peter's shirt on instead.

He then calmly flies over to Wendy, Slightly, and Nibs and says, "I'm tired, let's go home," and with that they make their way to the entrance.

While getting in the car Peter says, "Man, let's not go to that place again!"

Slightly says, "We can't even go again! The people banned us for ever!" and everyone else just shrugs. And with that, the Pan/Darling family go home like nothing ever happened. Hehe.

The End!