Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my muses and this glass of water...
A/N: Dedicated to Kazutaka Muraki for being my 200th reviewer. She requested a Tifa/Yuffie fic and while I generally don't write/read shoujo-ai, I'd though I'd give it a try.
Warnings: Shoujo-ai of the Yuffie/Tifa kind, and general randomness...
"Hey Tifa!" Yuffie squeals, bouncing into their living room excitedly. Tifa turns her gaze away from the TV and blinks at the girl who's practically vibrating where she stands. "Guess what I found out today?"
"What?" Tifa asks curiously, raising an eyebrow as she tries to think of anything that could possibly get the girl this excited.
"Vincent's gay!" She announces, smiling as though she's just won a million bucks. Tifa stares at her and shakes her head.
"I suppose next you'll be telling me that Cloud's gay." Tifa chuckles and then blinks at Yuffie's shocked expression.
"Cloud's gay! But...but..." Yuffie stutters, eyes wide and blinking. Tifa resists the impulse to smirk, sometimes the ninja-girl was just too cute. "I thought you liked Cloud." She blurts out, blushing red.
Tifa blinks, then bursts out laughing maniacally. Yuffie stares at her, eyes growing wider by the minute. She glances around the room nervously and wonders if perhaps Tifa was on something and wasn't sharing.
"You...thought I...had a crush...on Cloud?" Tifa gasps out, her face red with laughter. "The guy looks better in a dress than I do...And this is coming from personal experience."
"Cloud Crossdresses?" Yuffie asks, doing her best goldfish impression. Tifa resists the impulse to break out into laughter yet again as three laughing fits in one hour would draw said blonde's attention.
"Haven't you wondered about the purple silk dress and various other accessories at the bottom of his bag?" Tifa asks, eyes twinkling with amusement as she recalls the rather lacy pair of undergarments Cloud owns. Yuffie blinks, recalling the pretty looking things she had found while rifling through his bag for materia and gasps.
"That's Cloud's?" Yuffie says, shocked that Cloud would even own a bra. But now that she thought about it, it did kind of make sense. Cloud was rather effeminate looking. Tifa giggles.
"Yes, He and I dress up and go drinking together every Friday we can." Tifa snickers, picturing the looks on the guys faces when they find out Cloud's actually a guy. They had started and won more than a few fights. She notices that Yuffie's about to ask something. "And before you even ask, no you cannot go barhopping with us."
"I wasn't going to ask that." Yuffie says, blushing slightly at the idea of going anywhere near a bar with Tifa... and Cloud-ia or whatever he called himself. "If you don't like Cloud, then who do you like?" Tifa smiles and presses a chaste kiss to the teen's lips.
"I'll tell you when you're older." Tifa says, walking past the stunned teen to go find her gay best friend. Yuffie watches her go with wide eyes, one hand raising up to trace her lips in stunned silence.
A triumphant grin breaks out on her face as she grins and does a little victory dance in the middle of the living room. Cloud, who just incidentally happened to be walking into room blinks and slowly backs out, deciding that sometimes it was better not to ask.
Owari
Thanks again to Kazutaka Muraki for being my 200th reviewer, hope you enjoyed your one-shot.
BloodyChaos: "That was... slightly different."
Athena: "But in a good way..."
BloodyChaos: "...I guess, anyways if you liked it please review."
