"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars Zero Kelvin he is really three ducks in a human suit." said the Announcer.

"No I'm not." said Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin his hair a mushroom cut." said the Announcer.

"No it's not." said Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin he is very ugly." said the Announcer.

"No I'm beautiful!" said Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin he stalks me." said the Announcer.

"No I am not I don't even know where you live!" exclaimed Zero Kelvin.

"Yeah right, stalker." said the Announcer.

"Zero Kelvin he is a geek." said the Announcer.

"No I'm not a geek." said Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin wears pink nail polish." said the Announcer.

"No I do not." said Zero Kelvin

"Zero Kelvin he likes this pictures." said the Announcer and showing pictures of Pierre Del Fuego in a leotard.

"AHH MY EYES, MY PRECIOUS SAPPHIRE BLUE EYES!" screamed Zero Kelvin while covering his eyes.

Camera shoots at Pierre.

"Excuse me Ice Wad I look very gorgeous in the picture!" yelled Pierre.

Camera shoots back at ZK.

"Zero Kelvin he doesn't shave his very hairy legs." said the Announcer.

"Nuh uh!' said Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin he wants to beat up La Piñata." said the Announcer.

"No, she's my girlfriend and I don't beat up my girlfriend!" said Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin he is wearing a kilt." said the Announcer.

"No I'm not I'm wearing pants!" said Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin he has gold teeth." said the Announcer.

"No I have regular teeth!" said Zero Kelvin while showing his teeth.

"Zero Kelvin he is a R&B singer whose really famous." said the Announcer.

"No I'm not." said Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin can you sing romantic song for my wife?" asked the Announcer.

"I told you I'm not a R&B singer!" said Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin he dated Pierre." said the Announcer.

"NO I DON'T DATE THAT SIZZLEBUTT YOU ASSHOLE!" screamed Zero Kelvin with an anger vein.

"Yes you do." said the Announcer.

"NO I DON'T YOU BASTARD!" yelled Zero Kelvin.

"Zero Kelvin he doesn't have a nose." said the Announcer.

"I HAVE A NOSE!" screamed Zero Kelvin.

"Now you know Zero Kelvin." said the Announcer.

"NO YOU DON'T!" screamed Zero Kelvin.

"Yeah they do you R&B singer." said the Announcer.

Stay tuned for La Piñata's.