"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, La Piñata she is Jinx's long lost sister." said the Announcer.
"No I'm not." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata, she always says aqijefubrghbrdolkdkov." said the Announcer.
"No I don't." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata, she runs around the school in her underwear." said the Announcer.
"I do not." said La Piñata.
"Do to." said the Announcer.
"Do not." said La Piñata.
"Do to." replied the Announcer.
"Do not." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata, she shoves spaghetti up her nose." said the Announcer.
"No I don't shove spaghetti up my nose." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata, she dances to It's Peanut butter and Jelly Time every hour." said the Announcer.
"No I don't." said La Piñata
"La Piñata she sniffs Fransisco's feet." said the Announcer.
"Eww no." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata she is drinking soda." said the Announcer.
"Hello? I'm not drinking anything." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata she wants to be a golfer." said the Announcer.
"No I don't,I want to be a mariach singer." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata she fell in love with a kite." said the Announcer
"No and how could I fall in love with an inanimate object?" exclaimed La Piñata.
"La Piñata she has a mohawk." said the Announcer.
"No I don't." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata." said the Announcer.
"What?" asked La Piñata.
"Your feet stink." said the Announcer.
"My feet does not stink!" exclaimed La Piñata.
"La Piñata she had plastic surgery." said the Announcer.
"No I did not and I'm too goregous to have those kind of things!" La Piñata replied.
"La Piñata she is a cheerleader." said the Announcer.
"No I'm not." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata she is pretty." said the Announcer.
"Thank you." replied La Piñata.
"Pretty rude." said the Announcer.
"I'm not rude!" exclaimed La Piñata.
"Whatever you rude person." said the Announcer.
La Piñata slaps her forehead then murmuring "No no no."
"La Piñata she could transform into 400 aliens." said the Announcer.
"No I can not." said La Piñata.
"La Piñata she loves Zero Kelvin getting hurt." said the Announcer.
"No I don't!" said La Piñata.
"La Piñata she has a French accent." said the Announcer.
"Do I sound like I have a French accent to you?" asked La Piñata.
"La Piñata she got hit by a car." said the Announcer.
"No I didn't you damn idiot!" exclaimed La Piñata.
"La Piñata she fell off of a cliff." said the Announcer.
"No I didn't if I fallen off of a cliff I would be at the hospital by now!" exclaimed La Piñata.
"La Piñata she is a hologram." said the Announcer.
"I'M NOT A HOLOGRAM!" screamed La Piñata.
"Prove it." said the Announcer.
"I'm not making buzzy noises!" exclaimed La Piñata.
"La Piñata, she is a steak in disguise." said the Announcer.
"No I'm not you dumbass!" yelled La Piñata.
"Now you know La Piñata." said the Announcer.
"No you don't!" exclaimed La Piñata.
"Yes they do you hologram." said the Announcer.
Stayed tuned for Pierre del Fuego's.
