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"Where are they?" asked Dudley "I'm hungry."

"Shut up Dudley." Harry replied.

"I'll tell Uncle Vernon."

"No you won't."

"Give me one good reason."

"I can use magic."

"No you can't."

"Yes I can"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"SHUT UP! You mudbloods are giving me a migraine."

"I AM NOT A MUDBLOOD!"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"Look. I think they are the ones who are picking us up!" yelled Hermione over the noise.

"How can you tell?" Neville asked

"They have a distinct aura of friendliness, and they have flanfelborks in their hair. The sign of the looking." Luna. Obviously.

"No… they have a big sign." Ron answered.

"Oh. They look creepy."

"Not really."

"Look at that one." They looked over at Sarah and Brie and saw that they had evil smirks on their faces. The others were looking worried. For a good reason. Just as the group came over to them a security guard came up. And, of course, they just had to do something.

"You know Brie… the security here is not that good."

"Tell me about it."

"It would be so easy to just walk right in here, even after 9/11, and plant a bomb." And with that they were all attacked by the police and dragged to the interrogation room. They were in there for three hours before Jameelah and Robin were able to convince the police that they weren't terrorists. It didn't help that Jameelah was Arab.

"you know… we are so sorry about that… we have decided to buy all of you t-shirts in hopes that you will forgive us." Brie told them. They then proceeded to take out 8 Yankees shirts.

"Should we take them?" Harry asked "these two remind me of Fred and George."

"Whatever. Free shirts." Ron answered. "I wanted a souvenir anyways. Now we don't have to pay" So it was decided, and everyone put them on in the middle of Boston's Logan Airport. They were so busy trying to find their luggage they didn't notice how Robin was shooting Sarah and Brie nasty looks. Or how Jameelah was cracking up. Or how everyone was looking at them like they wanted to kill them.

"Hay you!" some random person yelled at Dudley "You all got guts, coming in here wearing that crap!"

"What's going on?" Asked Ron slowly. They all turned and saw Sarah Brie and Jameelah laughing hysterically against the wall with Robin glairing at them. Finally Robin came up to the stuttering group and told everyone that they weren't from around here, and that they were the victims of a prank. Everyone walked away whilst muttering to themselves about little brats. They eventually found everything, and walked out of the building.

"Anyone know which van is ours?" Sarah asked

"The one smashed sideways." Robin answered dryly.

"Oh now I remember." By now it was about 6:30 in the morning and they had to be back at 7.

"Look at the time! We have to get back soon. Well, I can drive fast."

"Sarah…"

"fine. Does anyone here have a license? No I thought so. Everyone in. first one to puke gets tied to the roof." She said with a smile, and pushed the others into the car. The Hogwarts group could not understand why the Previously happy Brie was looking like she was going to have a panic attack. When asked she only answered

"Sarah with a car is a very bad thing." At this everyone tried to get out but were first blocked by Dudley, who was taking up the entire row, only to find, when they got passed them, that the car had child lock on. They were trapped. Sarah began backing out and by backing out I mean switching from forward to reverse every five seconds. Eventually they got out onto the road, and by then everyone was green, need I say more? I meant what I said about the roof she said turning back to look at them"

"TRUCK!" Sarah swore and swerved out of the way. Into the wrong lane. They then proceeded to play dodge the car for the next 10 minutes.

"Does she always drive like this?" Draco asked Robin

"Unfortunately yes. Why what's wrong? Carsick?"

"What's that?"

"Do you feel like you are goanna hurl?"

"Who Doesn't?"

"ME!" Yelled Sarah from the front.

"Sarah Malfoy is getting carsick. Can we stop?" Harry asked

"No! Don't worry if he makes a mess he'll ride on the roof for the rest of the time." Everyone made a face. And sure enough 5 minutes later Draco was bound and gagged on the roof. They got back to the camp at exactly 6:59. just enough time to get the green occupants of the car down to the cabins for the one minute they had left of nighttime.

"Now. Since we are you're supervisors you have to follow our instructions." Sarah began.

"The Girls, Luna and Hermione, will be sleeping in cabin 1." Brie pointed to the canvas tent that was set up on the wooden platform closest to the large stinking wooden box. The cabin looked like it could hold about 3 people. "we will show you around later. The boys will be split up into groups of three. In cabin 2 will be Harry, and Dudley. In cabin 3 will be Draco, Ron, and Neville. This will be interesting." She muttered. "Any questions?"

"Yes." Said Ron. "Can we change the sleeping arrangements?"

"No. any other, not stupid, questions?" Sarah answered

"Yes, where do we go to the bathroom?" Sarah and Brie grinned.

"See that big stinking building?" Brie asked

"Yeah, so?"

"That is where you will be showering, and going to the bathroom. I pity the poor sap that has latrine duty this weak." Sarah said with a smirk. "Any more questions?"

"Where are you sleeping?" Asked a now panicking Neville

"in the big warm tent with electricity and internet access. Now, we are here to help you…" Brie answered

"So if you ever need something during the night, or are uncomfortable…"Sarah continued

"unless you are dying or it is something that could possibly hurt us…"

"in which case you could always just use magic…"

"DON'T DISTURB US!" they finished together.

"Now go put you're stuff away."

IN THE GIRLS TENT.

"I think they want to drive us insane." Hermione said to Luna as she unpacked all her books, and cloths.

"I actually think this will be fun. At least we aren't stuck in a cabin with Dudley, or Draco. They aren't very nice." Luna replied.

"Well, it could be fun, and you are right about the cabins. I wonder how Harry is doing with his cousin"

IN CABIN 2. (HARRY, AND DUDLEY.)

"Why the hell are we here? This is all you're fault potter."

"My fault? If you hadn't almost been sent to jail then you wouldn't be here!"

"That was all a setup."

"Yeah, right. You have been on you're way to jail since we were 13." Dudley just glared and sat down on the bed. Which promptly broke.

"You took the good bed Potter!"

"No I didn't. You're just so fat that you broke it."

"I need a new bed"

"Sleep on the floor."

"Give my you're bed."

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

IN CABIN 3 (DRACO, RON, NEVILLE)

"has anyone ever been camping here?" Ron asked

"No." Neville answered. "did you notice that they grouped us in cabins with people we hate." Now Draco was getting interested.

"What are you talking about?"

"Think about it. Harry and Dudley have hated each other since they were one year old. And it isn't a big secret that we hate each other. Except Ron and me of course."

"True. Do you think they are trying to drive us insane?"

"It's possible."

IN THE SUPERVISORS CABIN

"10 bucks Harry cracks first."

"I'm betting on Draco."

"I say Neville."

"You are all asses."

"Stop being such a spoil sport Robin."

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What will happen next?

Who will be the first to crack?

Will they ever get Robin to stop being a spoil sport?

Why am I asking these questions?

R+R

The odd one