Doo Wah Diddy, Diddy Dum, Diddy Doo
An Inuyasha Fanfiction by
Tea Party Hell © Productions
Part 2 The Sunset Kiss
Okay…they're blinking…okay, now Kagome's averting her eyes away from Inuyasha's gaze in a flush of embarrassment…okay…now Inuyasha's inching towards her a bit…oh for Christ's sake.
"GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!"
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I cover my mouth. oo I can only see faintly through these bushes, but I'm pretty sure Inuyasha just turned around.
"Did you just hear something?" He asks.
"…Huh?"
"I thought I just heard something."
"Oh. Well…I didn't hear anything. It's okay. You probably just have schizophrenia."
"Kagome!" Inuyasha growls. "That's a horrible thing to say!"
"Sorry…" She squints her eyes as a sweat-drop falls down the back of her head. "Artistic license. The author made me say it because one time she read a story about me as a schizophrenic and it made her want to keel over and vomit because it was so bad and they didn't even accurately portray the disease to begin with. So she's taking the liberty of mentioning it in her own story as an insult."
"Okay…" I'm able to lean forward a little and peek out my eyes from the brush. Inuyasha looks a tad annoyed for some reason. "How do you even know that word, anyway?" Kagome shrugs.
"I'm…being controlled. Ask the author."
"No no no…Kagome…that's not why I'm here." He cuts the interrogative shit and slips his hand around Kagome's. Her eyes wander down to it innocently.
"Inu-…yasha?" Inuyasha at first looks empowered with masculine determination, but it slips away when he tries to lean forward.
"Agh…"
"Were…were you trying to kiss me, Inuyasha?" This only feeds to Inuyasha's impatience. He then sweeps her off her feet, dips her before the setting sun, and frenches her in front of the neighbors. And me. She pops her knee and lays her arms delicately over his shoulders, and after a few moments of a prolonged kiss, they break apart and Inuyasha backs away a little.
"I gotta go…" He puts his hand on the back of his head, about ready to shoot off into the trees and return to the well.
"No!" He pauses dramatically. "I mean…no please. Don't leave so suddenly. I mean I know I have a lot to do, I just don't like it when you feel so uncomfortable around me. You and I have to be closer than that. You can't just kiss me and run off!" Yeah. It was true. Inuyasha obviously wasn't too tactful with women. He was acting like a child. oo "Inuyasha…I really care about you. I want you to feel like it's okay to tell me your feelings."
"I can't…" Kagome gasps under her breath.
"Why…" At that, Inuyasha throws up his arms in a fit of uneasiness.
"Because!" Kagome's face looks perplexed now. "It's embarrassing, okay?!!" The perplexed look fades.
"It shouldn't be. I would love to hear that you care about me, you know? I say stuff like that to you and you don't think I'm weird afterwards, do you?"
"You don't get it."
"Not if you don't explain." Just then, Inuyasha grows suspicious again.
"Why are you suddenly sounding so much smarter?"
"….What?" Kagome drools. Inuyasha's brow drops.
"…Oh for God's sake, who's messing around with Kagome's intelligence?"
"Don't you, 'oh for God's sake', ME." An unknown manly voice rings throughout the air. Inuyasha falls backwards and then quickly shoots back up to the sky.
"I KNEW I heard someone!"
"Oh relax. It's just me, God. Now you shut the hell up, dog-face." Inuyasha now looks extremely enraged. "Look, that's basically how she was feeling, but I knew that if she tried explaining it herself it would take forever. So I just filled it in with a bunch of sappy garbage that I knew you would understand better than her ditzy babbling."
"Schizophrenia?"
"Yeah."
"That 'bababooee-bababooee-Howard Stern's penis-bababooee" joke earlier today?"
"Yeah." The manly voice echoes.
"The 'get on with it' I heard just a few minutes ago?"
"No, actually, that was some kid hiding in the bushes watching you make out with Kagome." Inuyasha's face has now gone flat.
"What."
Oh shit.
