Thanks to all you who reviewed. Yeah right. In this chapter I will not update until I get at least 1 more review. I now accept anonymous reviews. So review. I think there might be a run in with a wild bear. And chores. Fun fun fun.
If you think I own it you suck.
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6am
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"GOOD MORNING!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP ROBIN!"
"WE HAVE TO GET THE CAMPERS UP!"
"WELL DO IT AT 10!"
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP? YOU ARE STANDING NEXT TO EACHOTHER!" they looked at Sarah and Brie standing there in their red and black happy bunny pajamas looking very pissed and gulped. (AN: POWER TO HAPPY BUNNY!)
"Um… we're sorry? We still have to get the campers up."
"I think they are Awake."
"Why would you think that?"
"Oh I wonder."
"Well… at least we have one thing to look forward to this morning." Sarah said to Brie, ignoring the others.
"Wha… oh. Yes. That. This will be a very fun day. Let's get dressed." They started grinning again. The others just shared scared looks.
"I'm starting to feel bad for them."
"At least we don't have the Artemis Fowl group like Jay and Anna. Imagine trying to get any of them to do anything."
"To true. I am still scared." Robin looked over at Sarah and Brie who were now carrying a big stuffed spider, a bucket of ice, honey, shaving cream, a bucket of feathers, a shovel, and a megaphone.
"After all these years I have known Sarah, I think that she is scariest when with Brie."
"I agree. Now let's go take a shower before the others get up."
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10 minutes later
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As robin and Jameelah came back they soon discovered that the chaos was about to start, when the saw Sarah and Brie walking up to cabin #1 with the megaphone. They turned around and headed back to the outhouse.
Back to Sarah and Brie.
"GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP!"
"GET YOU'RE LAZY ASSES OUT OF BED! WE HAVE CHORES TO DO!"
In the girl's cabin, Hermione and Luna who were already awake and dressed came out to see the disappointed faces of Sarah and Brie.
"Dang it I was hoping they would get hit with it." Said Sarah with a pout.
"Don't worry; we'll get them next time." Brie said in a reassuring way.
"Now, for jobs. You are awake so you have off duty Luna. You don't have to do anything… for now. You Hermione have kitchen duty. You have to set the tables in the mess hall. Deal with it. You have the best jobs. And because we didn't get to do anything to you… NO MAGIC!"
Mean while in cabin #2
Harry was also used to getting up at 6 thanks to Aunt Petunia. Dudley however…
"Five more minutes' mommy, I have to finish my cigarette." Harry just rolled his eyes and kicked him. Dudley, of course, sat straight up and hit the giant mass of shaving cream lying above him.
"POTTER!"
"DUDLEY DURSLEY GET YOU'RE FAT LAZY ASS OUT OF THAT CABIN BEFORE YOU MASS EXPLODES IT WITH YOU'RE FAT MASS!" that was Sarah. She is not a morning person. Can you tell? Harry and Dudley stumbled out of the cabin Dudley looking like a giant ball of shaving cream, and Harry laughing his head off. That is until Dudley punched him in the head.
"Can he do that?"
"I don't care."
"Potter, you have the fun duty of cabin clean up. You get to clean up others' messes. Or make them do it. I don't care. I just want it clean. Dursley," Sarah smiled evilly. "You and Malfoy have the ever fun job of bathroom duty! Won't that be great? Oh yeah… because you didn't get up on time… NO MAGIC!" she smirked at them.
"She reminds me of Snape." Harry whispered to Hermione.
"Snape is nicer." Hermione whispered back.
We now join the cabin 3 boys, who are still asleep.
Brie walks in with a megaphone. Not for long.
"GET UP! ARE YOU RETARTED OR WERE YOU JUST NOT LISTINING! I AM GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU AREN'T UP IN THE NEXT 2 MINNUTS! GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP!" And they were up, just like magic. Then also like magic, when Draco woke up, he was 'mysteriously' covered with honey and bird feathers. He now looked like a giant chicken. Ron then woke up to all the screaming, only to find a giant spider in his face.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! SPIDER! BIG HARRY SPIDER!" Ron was awake. This only left Neville. He had surprisingly slept through all of the yelling, but woke up instantly when a bucket of icy cold water was dumped on his head. Who knew? That actually works. Now the white Ron, Soaking wet
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! COLD!" look. Neville was awake too. Go figure. Soon after three very ticked cabin #3 members walked out, as though half asleep. Sarah and brie looked at each other, and started to laugh. Loudly. Soon they were joined by the few who had avoided being pranked. Draco looked like a giant chicken, Ron looked like he had just had a heart attack, Neville was so wet it liked like he had been pushed in the lake Dudley was a giant pile of shaving cream, and Harry had a black eye, and his head was covered with the shaving cream from Dudley's face. So this was just Luna and Hermione. A bit later, Sarah and Brie snapped out of it, and began handing out chores.
"Now for the fun part. Malfoy, you have toilet duty with Dursley. She handed them the shovel. Ron, you have clean up duty with Potter. You have to sweep the spiders out of the cabins. And Longbottem… you have… um… kitchen duty with Hermione. Now. We have breakfast in 10 minutes. Go get showered or whatever. There are only 2, so you figure out how you do that. Have fun. Granger, Longbottem, go do kitchen thingy. Brie and I'll come. Oh, yeah, Robin and Jameelah are at the shower house now. Go away.
At the shower house.
"Hi, how are you, hope you are enjoying you're stay."
"Shut up Robin. Of course they aren't. Look at their faces. Oh and Dudley. You might have to find a different place to go shower. You might not fit in the stalls."
"That was mean."
"Shut up Robin"
"It was a very hurtful comment"
"So. The truth hurts. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT? GO TAKE A SHOWER!" they left to take their showers.
In the mess hall.
Neville and Hermione were working hard to get everything done, when two girls walked in. Brie completely ignored them, but Sarah ran over screaming
"KATIE, ELISE! HOW ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOOING? WHICH GROUP ARE YOU IN? CAN YOU BE IN OURS? Oh yeah. These are Brie, the nice one, Hermione the other girl, and Neville the only boy." The taller one who was later to be known as Katie or The Sick One of The Odd Children began to answer her questions while Hermione, Neville, and Brie just stared.
"HI SARAH! WE'RE GREAT! HOW ARE YOU? WE ARE COUNSLERS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WE HAVE KITCHEN DUTY! SO DO YOU! WE GET TO PICK OUR GROUPS! WON'T THIS BE FUN! WITCH GROUP ARE YOU IN? I WANNA BE IN THAT ONE!" it was then that Elise started to talk.
"OH, OH, OH! ARE YOU IN MIDSHIP? IS TOTO THERE? DID SHE GET THE PICTURS YOU SENT? I HAVE YOU'RE FIERSTARTER BOOK SARAH! IF TOTO IS THERE WE CAN RUB IT IN HER FACE!" Sarah started talking again
"I AM GREAT, AND IN MIDSHIP! YEAH SHE GOT THEM! SHE ALMOST SENT ME OUT! THAT IS YOU'RE FAULT KATIE! YEAY! I KNOW I CAN'T WAIT! At this point it looked like this would go on for a while. So Brie decided it was time to intervene.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, AND WHO ARE YOU!"
"Oh. Well this is Katie of the odd children, and this is Elise. They will be helping us with the other campers. Won't that be great?"
"Yeah… whatever you say… well, everyone will be here soon. We had better go out and start letting them in." Brie said
"Sure. Lets. Just let me have my turn." Brie Hermione and Neville looked scared. Sarah, Elise, and Katie smirked.
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OUTSIDE.
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"Now, before we go inside, we need to sing a song. A camp song. But I can't think of one. So you are going to sing the Phantom of the opera. Goes kinda like this…In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came, that voice which calls to me and speaks my name. And do I dream again? For now I find the Phantom of the Opera is there inside my mind. But, I'm board. So… You can't go in until you get this perfect. You will be working in pairs of 2. But, I am board. The boys will be doing Christians part, and the Girls will be doing Phantom's part. Have fun! We'll be back out after we eat to assign you partners." All of the counselors were laughing. Except for Robin. She was mad. The campers were worried. (For those of you who don't know that song has a very high note. They will never get to breakfast.)
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Obviously, you know what happens. Torture. Lots of it. People loose their voices etc… whatever. Point is, they never finish. I may eventually excuse them. Or not. Depends on if you Review or not
