Runa here…erm…so terribly sorry I haven't updated…squirms You've gotta understand, I was so crunched for time with all the stupid summer homework we had to do (ANY of my friends can vouch for that one)…yeah. And now, with school started…time really is limited. But I did find some time to update, and so I really hope you enjoy…this is the final chapter.
-RETURN OF THE IGUANA-
They stood there awkwardly, not at all knowing what to do.
Blink.
Blink.
Blink. Blink.
"Is…um…is there something in your eye, Fred?"
Fred had an almost overwhelming urge to say "you". Almost. He somehow refrained from doing so. He'd already goofed off enough for one day.
"Yeah…no…just a speck of dust…or something."
Wow, Fred, intelligent answer. She probably thinks you were switched at birth with an elephant!
"Oh, ok. Well, I just wanted to let you know that I thought your prank was hysterical…"
"Really? Thank…waaaiiit…how'd you know it was my prank? Plus, it all turned out wrong, how could it be hysterical?" Fred ranted.
She laughed. Genuinely laughed. "Oh, Fred, it was yours, it's not that hard to guess…and it's the thought that counts, eh?"
Yeah, but the thought didn't work out too well, now did it? I was supposed to impress Angelina and I…I…I did impress Angelina….does that mean it all worked?
"Oy, Angelina? Did you just say you liked my prank?"
She turned around, as she'd been preparing to leave just moments before.
"Yeah. Yeah, I liked it," she walked back to him.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. Did I also say how incredibly sweet I think you were to George right now?"
"No, you failed to mention that," Fred's cheeky grin slipped back on his face as he himself slipped closer to Angelina.
"And Fred?"
"Yeah?" He murmured. This was it. They were finally going to kiss!
"There seems to be an iguana currently sleeping on your homework."
"Yeaaaa…whaaa?" Fred yowled, as he looked over at his work. True as day, an iguana was snoozing on "How to Defend Yourself Against An Acromantula."
Fred whirled back around to face Angelina. Flustered, he stammered, "Bu…but you were supposed to proclaim your undying love for me!"
It was Angelina's turn to screech. "I WAS WHAT?"
Fred did not know how to quit while he was ahead, so he continued, "You were supposed to proclaim your undying love for me, and then we were going to passionately snog! When did the iguana come into the picture?"
"Fine, Weasley, I PROCLAIM MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU! ARE YOU HAPPY?"
"VERY!" Fred shouted back. And he proceeded to…erm…how to put this…well, snog her brains out. For several minutes. Only occasionally pausing to breathe.
…and eventually forgetting to do that as well.
COUGHCOUGHGASP…"Whoa."
"That was…"
"New?"
"Yes."
"Interesting?"
"Yes."
"Enjoyable?"
"FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, WOMAN, YES!"
And their lips were once again locked.
Fred and his Angel were one at last, and they would remain as they were for many years to come.
-End-
Runa: Ok, not my best work, but I am not in a creative mood today. I used way too many italics, lol, sorry if it got distracting…Julia, I LOVED writing this fic with you, and I bet we'll be writing some more together eventually, because that was fun! And Siriusly, forgive me for not updating sooner, everyone, Julia is to thank for my FINALLY writing this, she rules! Please review, and check out Julia's and my other stories! Julia, would you like to say anything?
Julia: Yes, I would. First off, I liked this chapter. I like the Iguana, he's so awesome. Anyways, moving on, I loved writing this fic with you also, MuggleCast Buddy! I really hope we do more fics, but you have to do the first chapter!
Note: The iguana used in this story is now named Gerald. The end.
