Doo Wah Diddy, Diddy Dum, Diddy Doo

An Inuyasha Fanfiction by

Tea Party Hell © Productions

Part 4 Nightly Visit

Well, I got a couple hours of rest, but I just couldn't sleep! I thought up an absolutely brilliant plan. You're probably wondering why I'm telling you this while I'm sneaking through the grass. And it's dark. Well…I'm gonna go sneak into Kagome's house and look around her room! Hah!

What? …Seriously, what? It's not that strange. I wanna know what's in there! That's all. She probably writes in her diary every day about how dreamy Inuyasha looked, and honestly- I might just steal it and make photocopies and send it all throughout her school and in Feudal Japan, and we can all laugh at her!

Besides, it's not like she's going to wake up or anything. She probably sleeps like a big mentally retarded log. Why be afraid?

Alright, so here's a window…Kagome's window…but it's up there. Shit…okay…alright uhm…Back door. Okay…okay I'm sneaking through the backyard. It's extremely small. (This is Japan, remember). OHH MY GOD! It's open. Oh Jesus. I can't believe this. Man. It's a whole family of retards. This is great. :D Alright, I'm gonna walk inside. Okay, it's dark in here, but I'm flickering my flashlight around, and okay there's the stairs…I'm approaching the stairs-AAAAGH! GODAMNIT SHIT FUCK SLUT WHORE! What the hell is this?! …AAGH. It's one of Souta's toys. For Christ's sake it's made of Legos! Aghghhhh…my foot…ehhh- oh. I should be keeping quiet.

Going up the stairs, making a right, opening the door; there's Kagome's tangled black mess of hair buried in her pink comforter…okay lets see here…Desk…desk…She's probably not smart enough to find a creative place to hide it, so it's probably in the back of the front drawer- ope. Yeah. It's there. All riiiight.

Diary! Okay okay okay lets see… ::Flips through.::

::Clears throat::

(whispered) "Oh Diary! Today I went down the well and saw Inuyasha and while me and Sango went to go help some commoner in some goody-goody deed while Inuyasha and Miroku were skinny dipping in the lake, she mentioned to me that Inuyasha has been lonely lately because I've been gone! Can you believe that?! I was so excited but I didn't let her know how I felt because I knew she'd laugh at me but I could just scream!!!"

NARRATOR: Oh dear Lord. ::gestures gagging::

(continued) "He is the cutest little half-demon ever. I get goose bumps alllll over when I see him! I wish I could just rip off his kimono and-and-"

I look up to the traces of Kagome in her bed dramatically. You dirty dirty bitch… Wait. …What was that? I heard a cracking sound…a, oh no! Who's coming in… I guess I'll just have to…I'll go in the closet. o.o

It's…there's a hand on the windowsill…it's Inuyasha. O.O