First I would like to say thank-you to all my reviewers. I really like you're idea Life Jacket. Yes I probably am going to make it blow up. Right after I get around to the bear thing. Thank you for the great ideas. Sorry for making you wait so long, but I was… well… actually I don't really have a good reason for completely abandoning this story. Well, I've learned an important life lesson from reading all your reviews… not many people care if the writing is shit. PLEASE tell me if there's something I can improve on… but other than that… ENJOY

The possessed one

About two hours later, after all of the counselors had had breakfast, they came outside to tell the campers what they would be doing today. Unfortunately, they had forgotten about what they had told the campers, and so about half of them could not talk. Mostly the boys. They were then excused, and told that they had 2 hours before they had to do chores. It was time for the scavenger hunt. In the woods. Without wands. This should be interesting.

"Now. We want some free time, so we all have decided you are going to go on a scavenger hunt. You are looking for stuff. Find it and you will get a prize of you're choosing. Any questions?" this was Katie, as all of the counselors were board, they were having all of the campers go away on a 'potentially' dangerous scavenger hunt. Like I said, interesting.

"As Katie said you will be looking for stuff. Whoever gets the most stuff on the list will get a 'special' prize." Sarah grinned evilly.

"You will not get to bring you're wands, but in just in case you run into a bear or something, you will all get guns. They only have one shot in them, so use them wisely. Oh, yeah, and don't go near the shooting range. We will be 'practicing.'" Brie added.

"You will be going in groups of 2. I understand that there are 7 of you? Ok, well then. That means that one of you doesn't have to go. Now… who wants to be that lucky person?" Elise asked. Everyone put up there hands. Sarah was apparently getting impatient.

"Whoever stays gets to clean out the crap hole. No shovels." Everyone's hands went down. "Ok then. I will pick. Um… Hermione, you are paired up with Neville. Ron… you have Luna." Harry looked around and groaned

'Great. Malfoy or Dudley. This day is just getting better and better.' Harry thought just as Sarah picked the last pair.

"Ok… Harry will go with…Malfoy. Have fun everyone!" Sarah cried excitedly. And watched as everyone walked grumbling into the woods.

"Well now that they are gone…Dudley, we expect those toilets squeaky clean. You can put the crap in the bin behind you're cabins. That's where we always used to put it."

"Brie! You need to be nicer to the campers!" guess who. Robin.

"but they'll be fine. It isn't THAT bad." Jameelah whined

"It hasn't been cleaned for 2 months." Robin pointed out in a monotone.

"EXACTLY! That's why we need him to clean it out for us! He is the only one here who can't possibly fall down!" Elise exclaimed

"Don't I get a say in this?" Dudley whined "Because if I have to do this, I'm going to call my father and have him come here. He's going to close this camp down!"

"Wow." Commented Jameelah to Robin "He sounds like Malfoy"

"Hey Dudley, guess what" wow. Robin was actually getting annoyed "We don't care!"

"Now, Dudley," Brie spoke, being the first one to get over the shock of having Robin ACTUALLY do something that wasn't completely NICE for ONCE IN HER LIFE. "Go finish you're chore, we will be in our room. Watching the others suffer. HAVE FUN!" and with that Dudley walked off to go clean the craphouse.

With Hermione and Neville

"ugh… why do we have to do this again? It really is pointless. And I'm hungry. Can we eat yet?" Neville was complaining again. He had been going on like this for hours and Hermione was about to kill him. Currently she was looking for a stick to impale him on.

"For the last time Neville we have to do this because Dumbledore told us to, and NO you can't have any food because you ate all of it 10 minutes ago!" Hermione had snapped. "Now come on. We need to go get the damn things on this list and get out of here... hold on… what does the list say?… oh… shit…" Neville looked shocked at the fact that Hermione had actually sworn…until he saw the list. It looked like this

SCAVENGER HUNT

One blue acorn located at the top of the waterfall.

One green acorn at the top of the tallest acorn tree in the forest

One black acorn in the cave of a bear,

One Yellow acorn hidden underneath a four leafed clover.

One sample of reindeer shit, from the reindeer with purple spots

And the list went on.

"This is impossible! There's no way to do all of this! What the hell?" Hermione is pissed. Can you tell? With this Hermione began to have a nervous breakdown while Neville attempted to calm her.

With Ron and Luna

Ron and Luna were not having such a great time either. Luna Was going on about some strange animal that no one had ever heard about, and Ron was bashing his head against a tree. Yup! Everything was perfectly normal!

"… So you see, the flurkeldricks actually part of the BIRD family, but they are still mammals. That's what makes them so SPECIAL! And that's why I think that they have taken all of the acorns and other items with them to their nests, and so, we need to go get them." Luna had been going on like this since they had first read the list. It was needless to say that Ron was seriously considering suicide. "But they ALSO could have been taken by the evil mutant flesh eating purple turkeys who…"

"…" Ron had finally snapped "Luna," he said in a poisonously sweet voice "If you don't shut up right now I'm going to kill you. There's no such thing as fuckerdikes or whatever you call them, and there are NO evil mutant flesh eating purple turkeys, and if you think so then you must be COMPLETELY insane!"

"…"

"WELL?" Ron really wanted an answer, so he could keep on being a jerk.

"…"

"Ugh…whatever. Let's just start getting these stupid things. Maybe we might even win." And so Ron and Luna set off to go find the evil acorns of DOOM!

Back at the Campsite (Dudley)

Why am I even here? Thought Dudley to himself. Robin told me not to smoke in here, but what can it hurt? God knows that I deserve one for cleaning these stupid toilets. Yes kiddies, Dudley actually DID manage to clean the toilets. Not that it would do much good in the end…but let's not get ahead of ourselves. So Dudley wanted to smoke. Under any other circumstances, this would be fun, as all that would happen would be that he would get lung cancer and die. But in this case, the stakes were much higher. To be blunt, when crap sits out in the sun for a long time, it starts to rot. That releases a gas called methane. Methane is highly flammable. That means that it can explode real easy. Fun isn't it? Just like gas stations.

So anyways, Dudley had decided that it would be a good Idea to use a Lighter in a latrine. (See kiddies, this is why we pay attention in chemistry) I doubt that I can further explain and will leave the rest to your overactive imaginations. Hehe. So, the craphouse exploded and everything was covered in… stuff. Now we shall skip ahead (or behind, whichever you'd like to call it) to the cabin where Sarah, Robin, Brie, and Jameelah were busy watching the other groups suffer.

The Counselors Cabin

"Do you think she makes all this up on the spot?" Jameelah asked Robin. They were all watching Luna and Ron 'communicate'

"I'm not really sure. I think she might actually believe this." Robin answered. Everyone was quiet for a second, then…

"AWKWARD SCILENCE GAY BABY!" Another one of Brie's wonderful comments.

"…" everyone was quiet, just looking at each other, then…

"Hey Sarah, Guess what?" Robin spoke

"What now?"

"It's raining."

"So?"

"It's raining shit."

"You're kidding right?"

"No."

"Shit."

"Exactly"

"…"

"Dudley… will… die." This was brie. And they all left the cabin to go kill the-boy-who-made-shit-fall-from-the-sky.

With Draco and Harry

"This is stupid." Harry and Draco were sitting on a tree stump, arguing about how they should do this.

"I know. At least if we had our wants we could summon the stupid things or something… wait a minute… I have an idea, but I'll need your help!"

"…" Harry was forcefully reminded of a cartoon that Dudley still watched called Dora the Explorer. "Um… Malfoy, you know that you sound like a little girl on a retarded American kids show that teaches them Spanish right?"

"Just shut up and follow me." Draco said, pissed off. "I know where our wands are."

"Really? How do you know that?"

"I'm just good like that." Was his only response. So that left Harry wondering how the hell they were going to get their wands back.

The two enemies walked for miles through the woods, Draco leading the way, with a confused Harry following behind. Every so often Draco would stop to look at something, or to check a piece of paper.

Draco POV.

Damnit. Why did I have to get stuck with pothead? What a retard. Doesn't he know that we've been going in circles for hours? If he is the 'CHOSEN ONE' then we are all doomed. How's he supposed to SAVE us all, if he can't even tell that I'm leading him in a circle, and have been for the past 2 hours?

If you haven't been able to tell by now, Draco had tricked Harry. And, being an idiot, Harry had fallen for it. Every time that they went in a complete circle, Draco would take out the piece of paper and make another tally. So far he had about 345 laps. Damn. I'm tired. This is hard work, but as long as pothead is suffering to then I'm fine. Wait…Pothead hasn't said anything in a while. Maybe he's dead. That would be bad. I don't know where I am!

Malfoy turned around, and almost had a heart attack. Potter was gone! Malfoy turned back around in hopes that he would actually find Harry, and Almost had another heart attack. There was a pissed off bear right in front of him!

(I should just end it here. That would be so fun! Hmm… to end or not to end…hehe I will be nice. Praise me.)

Harry POV.

And he thinks I'M stupid? He's past me about 250 times. Doesn't he notice that I'm not following him? Whatever. If he wants to walk in a circle for 2 hours that's his problem. Now… how am I going to get those acorns? I REALLY don't want to have to climb a stupid tree, or do any of the other stupid things on that list. Well… it says that they are colored acorns. Hmmm… The list never said how we had to get the acorns. What if we just paint them? That might make it go faster… That might ACTUALLY work!

So Harry had found a way to get the acorns without much stress. Now the only problem would be getting the paint. But… for the purpose of this plot, the paint will magically appear, hitting Harry on the head. With that Harry began Painting the acorns. After they were done, Harry discovered that he was getting bored of waiting for Malfoy to realize that he wasn't there. So he got his magical paper, and his magical pen, drew a map back to the campsite, and left. Draco never noticed.

Back at the Campsite.

Everyone but Draco arrived back at the campsite, to find it covered in crap. Needless to say Dudley was blamed. And hated. If you were wondering who won the scavenger hunt, it was Harry, because the others were to busy fighting to actually find any of the acorns. Hehe. But Harry got disqualified for getting his partner killed by a bear. Thus forcing Sarah, Brie, and Jameelah to find a way to bring him back from the dead. But the real reason this is put in is because now, we must pick some OTHER random charcter to bring into this story to take his place. Who will it be?

wow… 10 pages. My longest yet. Sorry if it sucks. Tell me if there's anything that you think that I could improve on. Ok… so we get to vote on a new character to torture.. Isn't that fun? The choices are…

Ginny

Mr/mrs Dursley

My sister Emily.

Random character from other book/movie/TV show

the little girl from the ring

VOTE NOW! I will put this character in chapter 6. and NO I AM NOT ABANDONING THIS STORY! R+R

-The Possessed One