Doo Wah Diddy, Diddy Dum, Diddy Doo
An Inuyasha Fanfiction by
Tea Party Hell © Productions
Part 7 The Roots of Chaos
Kagome sits soundly on the bed, thinking as hardly as her little brain could manage, then after a moment, she crawls around on her bed and opens the window, searching desperately for an escape route. The window is too high up, and the tree doesn't look too promising. (I saw it before I came inside. Hell, I don't even know how Inuyasha does it.) She turns to face her room again; tears are falling down her face. Until finally, she spots the closet and slides it open quickly, halting and staring wide-eyed at me with my camera. "Oh, hello, Kagome." She doesn't move.
"What are you doing?" She asks without emotion.
"Watching you." I reply.
"I'VE GOT THE FORK, MY LOVE!" Inuyasha shrieks from downstairs. I've got to wonder why nobody ever woke up from all of this commotion, but it /is/ the Higurashi family after all… Kagome acknowledges that he's coming back and selflessly flings herself at me into the closet and closes the door. We lay with limbs left and right, the camera still rolling, but digging into her side.
"Kagome! Get the fuck away from my camera! I can't see a damn thing!" Kagome says nothing. "And your ass bones are jamming into my lap! Get off!" She tries her best to quietly slide to the left, and the two of us watch through the cracks, on our knees in the darkness. I see a flash of red fabric pass by in the tiny slit, presumably Inuyasha rummaging around with the fork.
"Kagome, I know you're in here. I'm not an idiot."
"I oughta turn you in, hiding like this. Take your own responsibilities, for Christ's sake." I mutter under my breath. Kagome seems to be softly sniffling near the corner, paying little attention to my unnecessary bickering.
"I know you're in here, I can smell you!" Inuyasha shouts vigorously.
"I'm not letting him look around like this." I whisper. "He's been tolerating your crap for a long time to get to this point and he deserves a reward for it."
"How could you say that? You don't even know me! You would never do a horrible thing and give away another human being's life like that."
"Wanna bet?" I say, and not whisper. I slam the closet door open and shove her out over the carpet. "Here she is! Here she is!" I shriek childishly! Inuyasha has been pacing, but leans over her with lust and hunger (no pun intended) in his eyes. He turns up to face me.
"Thank you. Just for that, I'll spare your life for watching us again!" Awww that made my day. I nod like a good little girl and keep the camera rolling as Inuyasha pokes at Kagome. "Kagome…Kagome, my little darling." She repeatedly gasps and shakes uncontrollably while he stares down to her. "You think I don't love you at this point, right? Well…that isn't true! I love you with all my heart! And that's why I want to eat you, ingest you, so that you will be mine FOREVER!" He growls like the animal he is inside. "I'm a demon, Kagome! I have a ferocious temper and mindset under this skin and amazingly soft silver hair. I've always smelled your blood! It has always made my nose tingle! But the only way I could ever succumb to my primitive desires was if I gained your trust, and it gave me quite a thrill knowing all that it would lead up to. Your death! No! I'm wrong! Your eternal life! I'll have you with me for eternity!" He laughs maniacally. Okay…yeah this is getting pretty weird. But whatever. It's too funny. I mean seriously: Kagome's gonna die. Inuyasha's psycho. Well, no…I'll give him some credit. He's an animal on the inside. Whereas, Kagome's just stupid.
