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An Inuyasha Fanfiction by

Tea Party Hell © Productions

Part 8 The Roots of Chaos II

Kagome bursts forth in an ear-splitting scream, causing Inuyasha to cover her mouth desperately. At this, Kagome struggles from underneath him, jerking her arms and legs, shifting left and right, until she knees Inuyasha in the nuts and he bellows in pain. As Kagome tries her best to slide towards the door, he quickly regains himself and hops on top of her! Oh! This action is too good to miss! I rise from the closet, my camera closely following their bodies as they roll across the floor in the heat of battle! Kagome instinctively grabs Inuyasha's hair and pulls him down, attempting to keep his face embedded in the carpet long enough to slide out and run for help. Inuyasha sees the trick immediately and grab's Kagome's hair. They do a few more somersaults, holding to each other's locks until Kagome's hands slip from Inuyasha's magically pantene-pro-V hair, despite the fact that he lives in Feudal Japan, and he falls over and lands his head in her chest. Just at this moment, I can sense nostalgia in Kagome's eyes. She looks hurt and betrayed, remembering the old times when they stayed close, realizing now that it was all a lie. (Even though technically it wasn't a lie because Inuyasha enjoyed it but also wanted to enjoy roasting her fresh carcass over an open-fire.) She tries her best to let this thought go, and shoves Inuyasha off of her, but he had not taken it off-guard; he springs as if with hind-legs towards the startled school-girl, and after a few more rolls between the bed and the desk, Inuyasha accidentally smacks Kagome's head into the nightstand, and she lays still in her pajamas in the dim light. "Kagome…?" No answer. He drags her out so that light of the moon from the window flushes over her unconscious body. However, instead of getting right down to business, he sits on his knees, staring down to her, never knowing this time would really come. But just then, he stares at me for a moment.

"Hey um…you're not gonna tell anyone, are you?" I keep the camera steady before Inuyasha's worried face.

"Of course nooootttttt. Why would I do that? Kagome sucks."

"Heyyyy! Don't say that. She doesn't suck. She might be annoying and dull, but she doesn't suck." He stands up.

"W-w-w-well. Well that's my opinion, Inuyasha. I think she sucks and I don't like her." He eyes me for a moment and tilts his head.

"Well…alright. We can't all think the same. I'm sure you have an opinion based on actual reason and thought and aren't just trying to stir up pissed-off fans." I smile sweetly. Awww…Inuyasha's a nice guy.

"Well thank you. I'm glad you're being mature about this." Inuyasha nods.

"That's how I'd want other people to be too, ya know." He puts his hands on his hips again. "You know, fans and stuff? For God's sake, shut the fuck up!" At that, he prances out of the room. I giggle for the moment at this comment, but when I look back down to the motionless Kagome and the open door, I have to wonder what Inuyasha could be doing outside… I wander out, careful that none of the family members have woken up and are carrying on throughout the house wondering what has been happening. Nope. No one. I saunter towards the railing and look downstairs, noticing shadows big and small flooding through the front door as Inuyasha holds it open with content. They all have their own unique shape, but quickly, the darkness of the house not reached by the open door swallows the shadows whole, and they quietly converse among themselves at the foot of the stairs.