Chapter Two

"Oh shit…" Faith mumbled as she grabbed Miracle and pushed her to the ground. Behind her, Destiny dropped to the ground while Hope stared at the blue people running towards her.

"I wonder if they know that that blue stuff is bad for there skin..."Hope was mumbling to herself as she turned around. She blinked once or twice before realizing that a bunch of guys on horses were heading towards her. She dropped down to the ground just before she got whacked in the head by some dude's spiked club.

Miracle lifted her head up form the ground and looked around her. She noticed that Destiny and Hope were lying on the ground not too far from where Faith and she were laying. She was about to get up and run to the nearest tree and hide, but stopped when she felt Faiths hand on her back, pushing her down as Faith stood up. Faith had realized she still had the dagger in her hand from earlier, and stood up to go after the bastards on horses that almost trampled over her and her sisters.

A low growl emitted from Faith's throat as she twirled the dagger in her hand around her fingers. A tall bulky man covered in blue paint came running at her with an axe. She stood completely still and waited until he was just about to strike her down with his axe, she whirled around him and stabbed him in the back.

The mans body fell to the ground, and a smirked slowly formed across Faiths lips. Faith looked down and saw that his axe had fallen down beside her feet. Picking it up she turned to look for Destiny and saw that she was still laying on the ground. As if knowing someone was looking at her, Destiny looked up and met Faiths gaze.

In an instance Destiny was standing and in a fighting stance. She was prepared to fight hand to hand combat if it was needed. She looked over to Faith, and almost jumped like a scared cat when she saw an axe flying towards her. Catching it before it hit her, she looked up to see who had thrown it and saw that it was Faith, who was looking at her with a cocky smile on her face. 'Oh how I hate that smile…' Destiny thought to herself as she turned to find where Hope had disappeared to.

Hope was a few feet away from where the battle was taking place, digging through duffel bags that she had noticed when she was looking up from the ground. 'These are the duffel bags we use when we go on missions.' Hope assumed 'They must have somehow come with us…' She was rummaging through the bright pink bag that was obviously hers, when a woman covered in blue came up behind her and yanked her back by her hair.

"Mutha Fucka!" Hope screamed as she was dragged across the ground by her hair. Grabbing the blue woman's wrist, she pulled her down to the ground and rolled over on top her. She pinned the woman's wrist with her knees, and placed her hands around the woman's neck. 'Damn it! The one time I'm not carrying a weapon I get attacked by naked blue sex harassing people!' Hope screamed at herself inside her head.

The woman and Hope tumbled around on the ground for what seemed like hours, when finally Hope caught sight of a dagger that was strapped to the blue woman's waist. Grabbing it, Hope was quickly slit the woman's throat and shoved the bleeding body of her.

Hoisting herself up off the ground, she looked across the battlefield and saw that Faith was fighting a blue scrawny man, and many dead corpses lay around her. 'Faith's having fun...' Hope mumbled to herself. She noticed that not far from Faith, Destiny was screaming like a wild banshee as she ran away from some guy that was chasing her with an axe, that looked like he might possibly be related to Michael Jackson.

An ear piercing scream filled the air, and everyone on the battlefield turned to see Miracle being knocked down to the ground by some huge fat man who really should have been wearing more clothes.

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Galahad notched another arrow back in his bow and turned to see where the scream had came from. When he turned, he did not expect to see a beautiful girl with the most extraordinary hair color he has ever seen, and very strangely dressed. He found himself eyeing her body up and down, and the blood rushed to his cheeks when he realized how short her breeches were.

He inwardly smiled when he saw the girl pull herself up from the ground and punch him. When the man turned to strike her back, she kicked him in the stomach, causing him to kneel over in pain. Galahad watched, slightly amused, as the girl grabbed the mans head and brought it down onto her knee, knocking him out cold.

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The battle had long ended, and the girls were crowded around there duffle bags. Destiny carried a red one with patches of her favorite rock bands all over it, Miracle carried a orange and yellow stripped one that had flowers embroidered all over it, Hope had a bright pink one, and Faith carried a plain black one with her name stitched across the front in big bold silver letters.

The girls were looking around at there surroundings, trying to figure out where they, when suddenly everything clicked inside Hope's King Arthur obsessed mind.

"Oh…My…God...!" Hope exclaimed.

"Hey, he's my god too you know!" Destiny whimpered.

"Oh shuddup!" Hope shouted as she turned to look at Faith, who was pretty much there leader.

"Faith, do you not recognize this place, the people, the fighting!" Faith stared at her for a second before shaking her head with a very much annoyed look on her face.

"Fai, were in the King Arthur movie!" Hope shouted as she did her little happy dance that she learned from Barney's world. Miracle stared at her with disbelief written all over her face.

"No way! Hopey that's not possible!" Miracle shouted and dropped her duffel bag at the same time. Hope, Miracle, and Destiny then proceeded to argue for a full two minutes over rather or not they were in the movie or not. Faith, who was already superbly annoyed from the situation, watched them argue, the corners of her mouth twitching.

"Listen," Faith calmly said. "Hope say's were in the movie, so were in the movie. Now were going to go over there, make friends, tell them where were from, and find a way to get home." Before the girls could respond, Faith was already walking towards the knights, her duffle bag in tow.

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Arthur sheathed his sword and walked away from a confused Lancelot over to the carriage where Bors and Gawain stood.

"Bors?" Arthur asked and was answered when Bors pulled the curtain open and revealed a man with an arrow through his heart.

"What a bloody mess." Bors spoke as he pointed inside the carriage. Arthur looked inside the carriage and studied the man who sat there.

"That's not the bishop." He said as he walked away. Bors followed Arthur around to the front of the carriage to where the Bishop's aide sat looking scared as hell.

"God help us. What are they?" The aide asked Bors, whose back was to him.

"Blue demons, who eat Christians alive-" Bors whirled around and pointed his finger at the man. "You're not a Christian, are you?" The man put his hands together, as if he was praying. By now the girls were standing not but a couple of feet from the carriage and could hear and see what was going on.

Bors imitated him and asked "Does this…really work?" Closing his eyes Bors mumbled a few words under his breath. When nothing happened he opened them and looked around. "Nothing…Maybe I'm not doing it right…"

Gawain chuckled softly, and Destiny snorted with laughter. She turned to see that her sister's were staring at her. "What? The mans funny!" She exclaimed. Shrugging, she turned to see that the man she recognized as Gawain was staring at her. She bit her bottom lip to keep from blushing.

The bishop dressed in roman soldiers clothes rode up on a horse towards Arthur. "Arthur! Arthur Castus. Your father's image. I haven't seen you since childhood." The bishop calmly said.

"Bishop Germanius. Welcome to Britain. I see your military skills are still of use to you. Your device worked." Arthur said as he looked up at the Bishop with a smile on his face.

"Ancient tricks." The bishop said while laughing. "For an ancient dog.
And these are the brave Sarmatian knights we have heard so much of in Rome." The Bishop dismounted his horse before speaking once more. "I thought the woad's controlled north of Hadrian's Wall." He stated.

"They do, but they occasionally venture south. Rome's anticipated withdrawal from Britain has only increased their daring."

"Woad's"

"British rebels who hate Rome." Gawain lazily said.

"Men who want there country back!" Galahad shouted obnoxiously.

"Who leads them?" The Bishop curiously asked.

"He's called Merlin. A dark magician some say." Lancelot spoke, not taking his eyes off Hope.

"Please do not worry Bishop, we will protect you." Arthur said as he turned and headed towards the girls.

"I have no doubt commander, no doubt." The bishop said before mounting his horse.

The girls looked up at Arthur as he walked towards them with a grim look on his face. "You four, who are you and what are you doing here?" He asked in a forceful manner. The girls stared at him for a moment, not really sure if they should respond. Miracle looked at her sisters and saw that Faith was being too stubborn, Hope was making gestures at Lancelot with her eyes, and Destiny had zoned out. Taking a deep breath, she took a step forward.

"Milord, we are rogue warriors who were simply caught in the cross fire of your battle. My name is Miracle, Miracle Star. My sister's and I were wondering if you would be so kind as to escort us back to Hadrian's wall and provide us with food and shelter." Miracle slowly and calmly spoke. She was used to having to talk there way out of situations like this; she was there peace maker after all.

Arthur looked her up and down suspiciously before answering. "Very well, my knights and I shall take you back with us to Hadrian's wall. When we arrive though, after we receive our discharge papers, we will discuss what matter of business you have here." Arthur looked at the other girls that stood behind Miracle. He noticed that one had a weird ring tangling from her belly bottom, and another was flirting with Lancelot.

"Miracle, you'll ride with Galahad. The one with the blue clothing on, she can ride with Lancelot sense they seem to be getting along well." Arthur said.

Hope didn't even have to be told twice, jumped up on the horse and front of Lancelot and snuggled back against his chest. Miracle on the other hand, shyly walked over to Galahad, who took her hand and helped her settle in the saddle in front of him.

"What about me?" Destiny pouted. Miracle looked around at the remaining knights. Her laid on Gawain, she remembered Destiny saying she liked him the best of the knights.

"Sir Gawain, would you mind if my companion rode with you?" Gawain looked up when he heard his name. Nodding his head, he watched as Destiny pulled herself up in the saddle in front of him without any help at all. He also noticed that she too had blood splattered all over her.

"And what of the one with the tattoo?" Arthur asked. Faith had now turned her back to the knights and was looking towards the woods with a strange expression on her face.

"Oh…" Miracle thought for a moment. She didn't know which knight Faith liked, she didn't even know if Faith liked men at all. "Perhaps she could ride with your scout. Where we come from, Faith is our scout and a very good one at that."

Miracle felt like cowering in fear when Faith turned and glared at her. 'I guessed right then.' Miracle thought. 'She likes Tristan.' Destiny, Hope, and Miracle all watched, highly amused, as Faith hoisted herself up in front of Tristan on the saddle. They all almost fell over when they saw her turn red in the face when he rested his arms on her thighs.

"Tristan ride ahead." Arthur said as he too hoisted himself into his saddle. Lancelot turned and watched the Bishop's aide climb into the carriage, mumbling something.

"Dozens don't worry me nearly so much as thousands." The aide spoke before he was shut out of the carriage.

"Thousands?" Lancelot asked menacingly.

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The knights rode up the hill and watched the Bishops carriage enter the vicinity of Hadrian's Wall.

"Well now that we're free men, I'm gonna drink 'till I can't piss straight." Bors exclaimed.

"Eww…Didn't need to know that…"Hope said wrinkling her nose up at the thought.

"You do that every night." Gawain said as he looked out over the land.

"I never could piss straight. Too much of myself to handle, down there." Bors said, pointing down towards his private area.

"Too much info fat man!" Destiny shouted as she covered her ears.

Bors grinned. "Well it's a problem! No really, it is. It's a problem.
Its like-"

"A baby's arm holdin' an apple." The knights finished for him. They all laughed, in exception of Faith and Tristan, and rode towards Hadrian's Wall.

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A/N: Phew! Sorry it took so long for the update! I got pre occupied with my other story! But hoped you liked this chapter! And thanks for the reviews!