Naruto belongs to its creators. I own nothing.

Any other references are just references; I obviously can't claim them either.

I am a shitty and a very lazy writer, but I still try to proofread and execute grammar checks. Not well, but it's more effort than some people around here.


The Venipede immediately charged at me using a Pokémon move call Poison Tail, at least I think it's using that move as its tail glowed with a purple light. The monster's charging speed surprisingly rivaled my own. Fuck. That means it's only going to get faster (thanks to its speed boost ability). I barely managed to block the attack with my kitchen knife, only to see the blade chip. This kitchen knife was not going to last long against this Pokémon.

I also noticed a soft blue glow around the Venipede as it flips away from the clash. It immediately got 50% faster, and it wasn't done yet as it curls into a small ball using the move Steamroller to roll at me like a wheel. I tried to cast a genjutsu on it only to curse my luck.

[New Mechanic Identified: Surprise! The Boss Rooms will grant a random major boost to the Boss-Mon. Each week will grant a different effect. These are temporary and will not stay with the Pokémon.

Current Week: Will negate all genjutsu B-Rank or under.

Next Week: Boss-Mons' will have the effects of both Shell-bell and Leftovers.]

"Really!? Fine, I will deal with it. It's not like I'm mad that all the training I did with genjutsu before this just became irrelevant. Might as well change my name to Kurenai or something." I grumble as I once again dodge the bug's attack. I couldn't even touch it thanks to its poison point, which can poison an enemy upon contact, but shadow clones being poisoned wouldn't be an issue to me though!

Poof! After the necessary hand signs, I made ten solid clones charge at the bug, which was now twice as fast as me and only getting faster. I watch as my clones get a few good hits in, but dissolve after as they got poisoned from the physical contact or damaged from an attack. In the meantime, I [Observe] my progress.

[Venipede EX (Female) - Wild Lv: 10

Health: 73% - Speed: x4

Nature: Careful - Ability: Poison Point, Speed Boost

Moves Used: Poison Tail, Steamroller, Poison Sting, Bug Bite]

That may have just backfired... I just helped it max out its speed boost. With my lack of battle experience is in full display. I jump up on a wall and stick to it with tree walking, only to see the Venipede copy me to give chase with squinted and smiling eyes. An animal's version of a smirk?

"Screeeeeeech," the pocket monster let out an ear-piercing sound that threw me off balance weakening my ability to defend myself greatly. That being the fifth move it had used, something that is impossible to do in the Pokémon games.

Hobbling due to my ringing ears, I just might die if I don't pull something out of my ass, maybe I should have just caught a Pokémon before the boss to help me out in the fight. I just had to be selective with my Pokémons. Shit.

As the Venipede came closer to catching up to my zig-zagging self, I did remember something else I could try. As I mentioned before, I had plans for the Tsukiyomi. I open my eyes wide as stare into the eyes of my enemy once more. My eyes throbbed in pain as I release my over-the-top new genjutsu.

[New jutsu created; Genjutsu: The Moments Flow (A) Lv: 1

You use genjutsu to control how fast or slow a person's neurons can fire off. You can make a person react up to 10 times slower, or react even up to 10 times faster (only if they have the muscles for it). This genjutsu cannot be used on oneself, however, clones can be affected. This is a new and unpracticed technique; you can only use it once a day safely. For every use over the safety limit, you sacrifice some of your vision.]

[For having created your first A-Rank genjutsu, Yin release gets 10 free levels.]

From what I know about the Tsukiyomi genjutsu, there are three unique aspects that make it different from other genjutsu. Three things that make the Tsukiyomi was it is.

A) It's the ability to make a massive time dilation.

B) It creates an alternate reality with almost complete control over what that reality is.

C) It stimulated all your senses in a way that makes the jutsu feel as real as possible, to the point of actually being capable of killing someone through overstimulation.

Theoretically, if you can create a genjutsu that can do all three, you basically have a bootleg Tsukiyomi. I already was working on the alternate reality part of the jutsu, as my B-Rank genjutsu Shifting Dreams might suggest, though I was still some ways away from making an A-Rank version of such a technique.

However, I did have an idea for the time dilation. With how much I have been studying biology and physics, along with my knowledge from my past life, I had the prototype for a genjutsu that affects the rate at which your neurons fire. Controlling it to slow down or speed up. So, I try to use that theoretical jutsu. While I luckily did succeed, my eyes paid the price as they bled from the strain.

The Venipede massively slowed down, as it was unable to process its own speed anymore, much less my own. Everything around it seemed to act like a time-lapsed video, causing it to fumble around and knock its body around every which way. I once again send out shadow clones to beat the shit out of the Venipede, until its health was at 1%.

Using the green Friendballs (Pokéballs) that I make out of the green apricorns, I try and catch the Pokémon.

1st ball, nothing.

2nd ball, so close.

3rd ball, nothing.

4th ball, capture!

[Venipede EX (Female) - Captured Lv: 10

Health: 1%

Type: Bug, Poison

Nature: Careful - Ability: Poison Point, Speed Boost

Bond Power: Dynamax - Locked

Known Moves 5/8: Poison Tail, Steamroller, Poison Sting, Bug Bite, Screech]

Oh, that's a whole lot of new info. Bond powers are special abilities that can be used when the bond between you and your Pokémon is extremely high and the Pokémon themselves are in their final form. Also, a Pokémon can only have one out of Dynamax, Mega Evolution, or Z-Move. No stacking. Though they do require stones to activate these powers still.

Lastly, all Pokémon evolution works off of training and bond levels much like some do Pokémon in the game Pokémon Conquest. Which makes everything quite convenient.

[The Boss has been defeated or captured. The dungeon is now complete.

You have 12 minutes remaining until the dungeon closes.

Do you wish to leave now?

Yes/No]

I decided to stick around and send my clones to capture a random Pokémon. They caught a Weedle. A bit of a disappointment as I really don't need two bug x poison types, and one that is a downgrade at that. But I can't blame the clones as they do not have access to the system to see a Pokémon's health, and I only had one ball left.

[Weedle (Male) - Captured Lv: 2

Health: 5%

Type: Bug, Poison

Nature: Impish - Ability: Shield Dust

Bond Power: Mega Evolution - Locked

Known Moves 1/8: Bug Bite]

As Dungeon began to close, I see a new notification on screen as I am once again in the normal world.

[First-time clear bonus reward: 90 DP plus Juinjutsu: Five Elements Sacrificial Exchange Seal

Normal rewards: 10 DP Chakra Sensory Pill x2

Long-term survival pack bonus: Enter what you desire from your old world _.]

Hmm, I really want to ask for my PS4 right now, though that would be a useless distraction sadly. How about you give me all the Master-balls that I never used from all of my Pokémon games.

[You will only get one Masterball. Do you wish to continue?]

Really!? Hell no, can I get my Alolan Nine-tails, the one with maxed-out stats and affection!?

[Yes, and it will be an EX to compensate for its now irrelevant EVs and IVs (Pokémon strength will work more off of anime logic, not entirely though).]

Don't care, just give it. Give me mah baby girl, and sure enough, I see a new pink Poke-ball in my inventory.

[Alolan Nine-tails EX (Female) - Glacial Lv: 100

Health: 100%

Type: Ice, Fairy – Item: Icium Z

Nature: Timid - Ability: Snow Cloak, Snow Warning

Bond Power: Z-Move Power: Ice or Fairy

Known Moves 5/16: Hypnosis, Dream Eater, Moon Blast, Ice Beam, Dark Pulse]

Yes! Though, where is Blizzard? I could have sworn I put that on her. Anyways, let me deal with the other rewards quickly. Then I'll get back to the orphanage and figure out how to bring out Glacial without causing a ruckus. First the Skill Scroll:

[Juinjutsu: Five Elements Sacrificial Exchange Seal

A forbidden cursed seal that modifies your chakra network extensively, sacrificing any and all potential for ninjutsu and genjutsu. In exchange, you can cloak yourself with chakra armor on any of the primary five elements.

This is considered an ineffective curse seal, a failed attempt to create a shortcut to massive power.

As mentioned before, you can no longer use any forms of ninjutsu or genjutsu, though you do get genjutsu resistance as a result of the changes chakra network.

You can power up your taijutsu with elemental chakra, each one granting different effects.

Lightning Cloak: Increase speed, and adds piercing power to all stabs.

Wind Cloak: Silences your movements, and adds cutting power to all slashes.

Fire Cloak: Burns people upon contact, and adds explosive force to all impacts.

Water Cloak: Increases your ability to slip past an attack, and allows you to flow into counterattacks.

Earth Cloak: Increases your durability, and adds a vibrational shock wave to all strikes.]

Huh, well, that's useless to me. Hell, I could probably learn all the chakra cloaks naturally when my elemental mastery is good enough. This seal only grants short-term gain for massive long-term loss for me. In fact, this reward is very niche.

Also, genjutsu is my bread and butter right now, so no way am I using this. Though this seal would be good for raising a civilian army into semi-formidable soldiers. Or useful if I went down the Rock Lee route…

Rock Lee! I can give this to him! Though that will be an experiment, I mean, a task for later.

Anyways, next is the Chakra Sensor Pills that I got two of, apparently these are the standard rewards for this item.

[Chakra Sensor Pill (Dungeon Version):

Consuming this pill will grant a 10% chance of becoming a chakra sensor. The chances of such a result can increase or decrease based on your physiology and biology. If you already are a chakra sensor, a single pill will have a 1% chance of granting a free level in chakra sensing. The chance of this occurring is not influenced by anything.

Tastes like strawberry taffy.]

Neat, but what does it mean by Dungeon Version? Is there a regular version? Questions for later, I guess.

Now how do I use the Pokéball? I tried the normal way of opening it by pressing the button and tossing it into the air, and that doesn't work. However, with the help of Observe, I learn that you fuse the ball yourself, transforming it into a seal, like a sealed-tailed beast. Then you can bring it out through blood just like a normal summoning contract. Also, Pokémon are not biological creatures in this world and it is a soul contract when applied. So, if you die, the Pokémon dies as well, but they cannot be killed permanently.

As I was messing around with all the new shit that I got from the dungeons, I failed to notice someone sneak up to me with blinding speed.

"What is a kid like you doing near the Academy training grounds? Are you lost?"

I freeze and slowly turn around, meeting face to face with one of the most powerful Sharingan users in all of Naruto.

[Shisui Uchiha

Rank - Jonin

Calm, and collected. Unaffected by hatred. A selfless ninja.

His thoughts on you: A weird kid standing in the middle of the street asking to get kidnapped, or that you could be Orochimaru in disguise. You certainly have a similar mannerism.

Perfect Link: Accelgor, Ninjask, Shedninja, Greninja]


A/N:

Short chapter, I know. Was too busy with classwork in college. Also, yeah Glacia is a cringe name, but it's stuck. She is also the only Pokémon that I have some form of attachment for. All other Pokémon in my games can be deleted and it wouldn't hurt as much as losing the 1's and 0's that make up that specific Pokémon. I have several Alolan Ninetails that I trained too, I don't care for them and can trade them away without issue.

It's weird, but I kind of treat that fox monster as if it was a dog that I raised from birth, like a fur-daughter.

I know it's not a real pet, though I wish it was. Borderline am tempted to get a domesticated fox pup and name it Glacia, but I'm broke and this would be a stupid idea.

Comments and reviews are greatly appreciated.

10/02/2022: Edited and changed some stuff around, also while I still love that Ninetails, I got tired of auto-correct annoying me and changed the name to Glacial. Plus, it is less cringy. Also, yes, she is a hacked Pokémon I got through wonder trade.