Disclaimer: Hello, my name is Bob. I live in a cardboard box of the sidewalk of downtown Vancouver, and I own Harry Potter. (Just kidding!)

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A/N: Wow, thank you to everyone! 4 spiffy reviews, one favorite and one alert! You guys kick butt!

Reply's:

Aeternitatus: This isn't my first ficcy - I've made thousands! All of them royally sucking till this point. lol

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Miss Kay-chan: Well, I'm glad I didn't give you any cookies. Hyper enough? Lmao

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Lily flustered her eyes, the birds were chirping annoyingly outside. Where was she? She looked around to find that she was lying on her bedroom floor. Assuming that she rolled off her bed in her sleep she picked herself up using her wrists and dragged her feet to her closet to get dressed. She picked out a pair of washed out jeans and a pinstriped t-shirt. Then, with a large amount of force ripped the hair elastic out of her hair, causing several strands of hair to rip out of her head, she gave her mane of hair a quick comb. She decided to leave it down today, that was the way James liked it, plus, her hair was up for all of the summer, it was time for change. She headed out of the room towards the loft's door out while throwing her backpack on.

She noticed that Snape was settled on the couch, his potions book placed on a pillow.

"Good morning," she said cheerfully. He didn't say anything; he just sat there, pretending that he wasn't aware of her presence. She leaned forwards to see what he was doing. His potions book was filled with scribbles, many things were crossed out.

"What are you doing with that poor book?" said Lily worried.

"I'm preparing for potions today," he grunted in reply.

"Well, I'm off to the great hall," said Lily.

"I don't need a play-by-play Evans," replied Snape, who was obviously annoyed. Lily narrowed her eyes at him, and with that she left.

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"You should have heard him, playing with his potions set till the wee hours of the morning! I think I got 5 hours of sleep," Lily was telling James.

"Aw, my poor baby!" replied James, putting his arm around Lily, who was so tired that she put her head on James shoulder and started to drift away…

Lily heard a huge burp in her ear and broke away from James to find that Peter was settled on the other side of her. She looked at him in disgust, he was shoving so much food into his mouth he looked as if he had been starving himself for a month. James was glaring at him for disturbing the moment that Lily and he had been sharing.

"You gonna eat that?" asked Peter pointing at the plop of food Lily had on her plate. Lilly had lost her appetite just looking at him eat, so in response she scooted her plate over to him and he began to chow down.

"Hey you guys!" shouted Sirius, popping out of nowhere with a fairly pretty girl sitting beside him. "I would like you to meet Jennifer Chang."

"Hi," said Jennifer Chang shyly. Lily rolled her eyes secretly, Sirius was always doing this, browsing the tables for pretty chicks and then bringing them to James so he could get James approval, and once James gave the thumbs up he would go out with the 'lucky lady' for a month or two and then they would break up and the Sirius circle of life would start all over. It was a Potter tradition to leave Hogwarts with a wife, and since Sirius was living with James he decided to include himself. James? He had Lily, didn't he? I mean when no one was around she was a nice and loving soon-to-be-hopefully girlfriend, but when James mates were around Lily (or 'Lil's' as James liked to call her) would treat him like a pile of shit that she had just stepped in because some idiot didn't pick up after their pets.

James was looking at Jennifer in great interest - she wasn't like most girls that Sirius would pick out. She was shy and polite, and very passionate, and talked about trees and grass as if they were humans. Most girls that Sirius picked out were obnoxious, loud, mouthy, and although James didn't like to admit it - very sluttish. But Jennifer was none of these things, quite of opposite if anything. Jennifer told the group that she had to leave at this moment, as a group of her girlfriends were whispering for her to come back to the Ravenclaw table, probably so they could discuss Sirius. Once Jennifer had left James had given the signal that she was 'a keeper'.

"Well, I gotta go myself," said Lily "I'll see you guys at potions today, okay?"

"Okay," replied James, "You should get some sleep before classes begin!"

Lily frowned, "I highly doubt I will."

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Lily returned to the Head Boy and Girl common room to find that Snape was still in the same position, only this time he was fully dressed in his Hogwarts robes.

"Hey, aren't you hungry?" asked Lily.

Snape shrugged, "I'll pick up an apple or something on my way to class," he was scribbling step 8 out in his book. Lily raised his eyebrows at him but just continued to walk to her room. Once there she got dressed in Hogwarts attire and pulled her hair a tight bun. She looked at herself in the mirror, she looked like an old woman, seeing herself she pulled it down immediately and replaced it with two pigtails.

"There," she said to her mirrored self, "Much more cutter."

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"You know what to do," said Professor Slughorn quickly, "Turn to page one, I expect it to be finished in an hour. Ready, set, GO!"

There was a large amount of hustle in the class, many people were taking out their potion ingredients out of their bag, causing an annoying clinking sound. James forehead was already incredibility sweaty, he knew that he had to pass this class, mom and dad would kill him if he didn't.

"Pst! Lil's!" he whispered to Lily who was sitting in front of him with (to her disgust) Snape like she was supposed to.

"What?" she whispered back.

"Do you have any fwooper feathers?" asked James.

Lily nodded and reached into her bag, and pulled out a jar, then handed it to him. She almost hit Remus in the head when she reached back and so Remus sat there glaring at her for a moment until she said sorry.

Everyone else's potions were a murky brownish color when it was supposed to be lime green, everyone that is except for Snape's who potion was blue and at that moment just turned lime green.

Lily bit her lip, she was Slughorn's favorite student, she just couldn't turn in her potion like this … very slyly she moved her pupils towards Snape's direction …

Add Crup hair.

She did what the book said and soon her potion turned the bright blue that Snape's was before it turned lime green.

Stir in circular motion 3 times and then switch direction.

Lily did so and soon enough her potion turned lime green, just as Slughorn screamed, "STOP!" the Professor got up and then weaved in between the desks, looking at the potions one-by-one. He plugged his nose as his passed Peter's potion, which sunk of rotten eggs. He stopped at Remus's cauldron, which was splurging red liquid from the sides.

"Well, Mr. Lupin, how did you do it? I must say I've never seen this result from a Lupsical potion..." exclaimed Slughorn.

Remus suddenly turn a deep shade of pink, "R-r-red f-food coloring," he muttered, the class roared.

"Good one, mate!" cheered Sirius.

Suddenly James noticed something, Lily's potion was prefect! "Whoa!" he cried, "How do ya do that?"

Slughorn looked at Lily's cauldron in awe, it was then that he noticed that Snape has a prefect potion too. Lilly looked at Slughorn, and for a she could swear that she saw a suspicious look on the Professors face. "Well," he said finally, "It looks like our Head Girl and Boy have done it!"

The class cheered carelessly, Lily wiped the sweat from her forehead and grinned. It was then that she noticed that Snape was glaring at her.

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"I worked very hard on the potion, okay?" screamed Snape, "And you just walked in there and stole my work!"

Lily kept a straight face, "I have no idea what you're talking about!"

"You know very well what I'm talking about, you sneaky little mudblood piece of trash! Next time you want to pass the lesson, spend less time snuggling Potter and more time on your work!" replied Snape.

"Excuse me?" yelled Lily in response, "One have no right to call me a mudblood, seeing how you're a halfblooded. So just fuck off and stop pretending that you're all that!"

"Well, at least I've responsible enough to admit that I've cheated when I have! And at least I can insult you without saying 'fuck' after every second word!" replied Snape coolly.

Lily bit her lip, she had nothing else to say, so instead of continuing this argument she went to her room, slamming the door in Snape's face loudly, and jumped onto her bed sobbing. She wondered what she could have done to deserve to be stuck in hell with Snape for a whole semester.

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A/N – Don't you hate it when you work so hard on a chapter and then your computer doesn't save it because your computer is messed? O.o Yeah, the un-saved version of this chapter was like 7 pages long, oh well, this is good enough, no? Is it just me or is Lilly obsessed with her hair like a certain person who is typing this right now? … hehe.

Oh, and sorry about the cookies, my parental said I'm not allowed to get strangers hyper. lmao