Purple walked out of the fridge door, sniffing the air with his non-existent nose,
"Mmm, smells good!" he said cheerily.

"Thank you my Tallest!" Zim said, "It's a special doughnut casserole" Purple took a seat at the table, placing a napkin on his lap,

"Is it almost done? I'm starved!"

"Yes, I'm just waiting for it to cool down." Zim placed the delicious smelling casserole in the center of the table. Purple licked his lip-less mouth and began to poke it with his fork,

"Mmm, it looks sooo good!" Zim then proceeded to cut a big piece of the casserole and put it on a plate and set it in front of Purple.

"There you are my Tallest" Zim smiled happily at his handy-work. Purple immediately began to attack it with his fork,

"Mmm, Zim I…munch…didn't know you were such a good…munch…chef!"

"I learned from the time spent on Foodcourtia when I wasn't cleaning toilets." Zim said quietly shuddering at his horrible experience. Suddenly, Gir came running into the house with a crazy taco hat on and taco grease all over his face and hands.

"Master I ate tacos and then I ran out of monies and they kicked me out... I love the little tacos!" Zim immediately clutched his non-existent nose in disgust,

"You smell like HORRID human grease! Go clean yourself!" Zim said his hands still over his non-existent nose. Purple giggled at the moronic robot as it went to wash up,

"I forgot how stu- eh, advanced Gir was!"

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Gir ran off to the bathroom squeaking his rubber moosey.

"Not to offend my Tallest, but I think Gir might be somewhat...eh- bad" Zim said hoping not to get his Tallest mad. Purple chewed another bite of food before answering, "He, does seems kind of…eh, not good. Doesn't he?"

"Eh" Zim shrugged, "The little robot can be a good companion...once in a while" Purple smiled,

"I-I'm glad."

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE" Gir ran in covered in bubbles and started running around the table. Purple looked at the odd clear orbs in confusion, raising a non-existent eyebrow.

"GIR NO!" Zim shrieked "YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!" Zim started trying to get Gir off the table.

"I'm dancing like a monkey" Gir did a lil' jig for the Tallest. Purple giggled,

"Aw! You're so cute!" he said, picking Gir up, but then immediately scram and dropped him, his hand smoking. Zim gaped in shock. Gir looked around on confusion and then followed Zim.

"What the Blortch!" Purple yelled, tears welting in his violet eyes.

"Here my Tallest" Zim said, snapping out of his stupor. Zim got some ointment out of his PAK and put it on Purple's burning hands.

"Agh! It burns! Why does it hurt Zim! What is that stuff! Some kind of Earth poison!"

"The water in this planet is so contaminated with filth that it causes Irken skin to burn." Zim explained quickly, still applying the ointment, "It is not poisons though." Gir wondered off in the background looking for something.

"What's this stuff made of!"

"Hydrogen and Oxygen." Zim replied.

"Hi-dro-gin? Never heard of it? Is it some Earthly substance?" Gir ran back into the room holding a pig,

"I brought you pig he's my friend!"

"Yes, humans use it for…something, I dunno." Purple smiled taking the piggy and sat back down,

"Thank you Gir, but could you please go take that stuff off?" Gir grabbed a towel off the rack and started to dry off.

"I'm sorry my Tallest…" Zim looked apologetic. Purple returned to his food then looked up at Zim, who was still watching him worriedly,

"It's alright, but aren't you going to have any?"

"Hmm?"

"Some food, aren't you going to have any?"

"I'll eat later."

"You sure? It's really good?"

"Thank you my Tallest but I assure you I am quite full."

"Do you want more my Tallest?"

"No thank you. I'm full already."

"Are you tired?" Zim asked. Purple wiped off his mouth and stood up,

"No, I'd actually like to take a look at the 'neighborhood' I'll be staying at."

"Yes my Tallest, but first we have to get a disguise for you to blend in with the human pig-smellys!"

"Okay, how do we do that?"

"Were going outside!" Gir went and grabbed his doggie disguise.

"COMPUTER!" Zim called out. The houses computer sighed,

"...yes?" he said boredly.

"I need you to come up with an ingenious disguise for Tallest Purple!" Zim said with a touch of annoyance in his voice. There was a white light and Tallest Purple stood in his new disguise. He had blonde hair with purple highlights, a puple short sleeve shirt and black pants and shoes.

"There happy now?" the computer asked Zim sarcastically. Purple spun around to get a good look at him self then smiled,

"Oh I like this look allot!" Zim smiled and put his disguise on. He had black hair up to where his ears should be with red highlights. A red and black stripped t-shirt, black pants and a trench coat ripped at the end.

"Glad you think so my Tallest. We should be going now; this planet is at a time where it becomes dark very quickly." Zim looked at his digital watch. It read 4:02. Gir walked over to them in his doggie suit.

"We have about two hours." Zim pulled out a short leash from his PAK and attached it to Gir's collar. Purple smiled and opened the door, walking out and looking up at the sky,

"Oh, the sky's blue! How come it's not aqua like on Irk?" Zim shrugged. Purple looked around and say the crescent moon, "How come they only have one moon here?" Zim sighed,

"I don't know my Tallest" Zim didn't like not knowing things. It made him feel weak and for some reason Zim felt like impressing his Tallest more than usual. Purple skipped happily into the street and began poking Zim's car, which was really just the Voot Cruiser in disguise.

"How come this Voot Runner has wheels?"

"It's in disguise. The humans are still too stupid to create anything that even remotely hovers or flies and if they have it is not even up to the standards of Irken equipment" Zim said in disgust.

"Oh! I see." he glanced at the tree in the next yard and ran over to it, "Hey Zim, what's this thing? We don't have these on Irk!"

"Vegetation, the humans practically would die without it." Zim replied. Purple hugged it,

"Hello Vegetation! I remember learning about things like you in the academy from along time ago before we needed PAKs; it's nice to finally meet you." Zim blinked staring at his Tallest acting like a 'tree-hugger' as the humans call it.

"You seem very nice Vegetation; I hope I'll meet more of you!"

"Um...my Tallest vegetation does not speak." Zim sighed, "No need to worry about it though." Zim muttered under his breathe. Purple blinked,

"Is that why it won't say hello to me?" Zim felt his left eye twitch. 'Maybe the bacterium on this planet has found its way to my Tallest's brain meats!' Zim thought to himself.

"Trees are my friends!" Gir said excitedly

"Well, good bye anyways Vegetation!" Purple walked back over to Zim, smiling brightly. 'Or Gir's stupidness was contagious.' Zim concluded.

"Well, what next, I've learned about the sky, the moon, these Voot-wheel things, and vegetation!"

"Well my Tallest there is the inhabitants of this dirt-ball, but i don't think you'd want to see them they're quite stupid"

"ICE CREAM!"

"Ice cream? What is that?" Purple cocked his head to the side.

"It is a type of snack."

"You need ice cream!" Gir continued.

"It is quite good actually. There is an ice scream place not to far off. It's only a block away."

"I would like some please!"

"Ice cream!" Gir tried to run but he was stopped by the short leash. Purple took Zim's hand,

"I hope you don't mind, I don't wanna get lost." Zim felt himself blush slightly. To be touched by a Tallest was an honor upon honors!

"Um...This way then" Zim started walking to the ice cream place." Purple hummed lightly looking around every so often waving a person or plant. In a few minutes the reached the ice cream parlor called 'Cold Stone'. When they got there Zim opened the door to let Purple go in first.

"Thank you!"

"ICE CREAM!" Gir squealed. Zim nodded. As soon as they walked in Zim shivered. This place was always cold but it had the best ice cream on the planet. Purple read the menu and turned to Zim,

"What's you're favorite kind?"

"Chocolate!" Gir yelled

"Cookie dough!" Zim licked his lip-less mouth. Purple glanced at the assortment of goodies and looked at the person behind the counter,

"Can I get...um chocolate with...er…oh gummy bears and...those colorful sphere things." the teen raised an eye brow,

"You mean M&Ms, sir?" Purple nodded. The clerk took out the ingredients and smashed them up and handed the cup to Purple. Once he got his ice cream Zim ordered his own,

"I'll have cookie dough with snickers and twixs"

"What about me Mastah?"

"Gir tell the human what you want"

"I want chocolate ice cream with all that stuff in it!" Purple sat cutely at a table, eating his ice cream watching the clerk make his companion's treats. Once Zim paid the clerk he and Gir went to go sit with Purple.

"Do you like it my Tallest?" Zim asked.

"M'hm!" he nodded, "It's really good!" Gir sat and ate his ice cream happily.

"He is so an alien Gaz!" Dib said opening the door for his sister, "He's got green skin and red eyes and a PAK for Pete's Sake!"

"He's not and Irken like Zim, Dib, he's a vampire piggy hunter!"

"He is so Gaz and-" Dib spotted Zim and Purple, "What're you doing here!" he stopped his screaming for a second to blush at how...well, CUTE Purple looked.

"STINK-BEAST!" Zim pointed. "GET OUT WE WERE HERE FIRST!" Zim then grabbed his spoon and flicked ice cream at Dib's head.

"Dib? You stopped in mid sentence, what's up with you? You usually never shut up?" Gaz gasp sarcastically.

Purple giggled, and Dib's growled, "We can get ice cream too Zim! You don't rule the ice cream shop you know!"

"I will soon human oh I will own not only this ice cream place but the EARTH!" Zim burst into manic laughter. Purple blinked then laughed,

"Calm down Zim! Jeeze!" Zim stopped laughing and blushed slightly. Dib growled seeing the blush on Zim's face. For some reason he was…upset that Zim was blushing at Purple. Zim noticed Dib's growl and looked at the human funny. He then turned back to Purple,

"My Tallest are you ready to leave? This place has just got contaminated!" He said as he stared at Dib. Purple nodded and stood up, throwing his spoon and bowel in the trash, walking out with Zim and Gir. Dib frowned at Zim's hurtful comment. He shook his head; what was he thinking!

"Master, why is his head so big?" Purple sighed, stretching,

"That only killed about a half an hour, what now!"

"Well...there is always the mall. It's where humans buy things and 'hang-out'." Zim said

"Sounds fun!" he took Zim's hand again, swinging it between them. Once again Zim felt awkward holding hands with the Tallest, but did nothing. He was enjoying it, even though he would never admit it.

"Oh I just remembered!" Zim stopped walking "Gir, you're not allowed at a human mall. So you have to go back to the base" Purple blinked,

"Aw how come?"

"They do not allow dogs and Gir is in his dog costume" Zim replied

"That's mean." Purple pouted.

"Meanies" Gir was sad; he never got to go to the mall.

"Gir I promise next time you can wear your little brother disguise and we'll go to the mall soon ok?"

"Well, bye, Gir." Purple said sadly as Gir walked home. Zim sighed. Gir walked away; his usual happy skip switched to kind of a slow, groggy march down the road. Purple cuddled-up next to Zim as a strong wind blew past,

"Its cooold," he shuddered, "are we almost there?" Zim offered his trench coat to Purple to protect him against the wind.

"Thanks!" he said putting it on, and then returned to holding Zim's hand. Soon he and Purple made it to the mall and stepped inside the huge sliding doors.

"Oh! Nifty! Purple said looking around, "Well, where to?"

"Um...there is always the music store, the movie theatre, clothes stores. There are countless things we can do!" Zim said.

"Music? Movies? What're those?" Zim slapped his forehead. He forgot Purple didn't know what they were.

"Well the movies is were you...um...it's like watching TV only the screen is huge and its dark with many people" Zim said, "and music is listening to sounds then buying them"

"Sounds? Like people talking? That's stupid!"

"No no! It's hard to explain you have to listen to understand. It's a form of entertainment"

"You mean there are other forms of entertainment other than destroying, torturing, TV and puppets! Let's go there! I wanna know!" Purple said running into the mall, dragging Zim behind him.

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Keri: D: ARG, sorry guys, this was gonna be longer, but Punk-Penguin had to go (that's why Gir had to leave) and I had to go soon too, so me and Techno just ended it here.