As Zim was being dragged off by Purple, he realized something...Purple didn't know where the music store was.
"My Tallest, where are we going?"
"Hm? I dunno! Shouldn't the computer tell me when we're close?"
"Um…my Tallest, here on earth there is no computer to tell you where you have to go. You have to remember where you are going, or if you are lost you have to look at the map in the middle of the mall" Zim pointed to the directory. "But no worries I ZIM know the way and shall lead!" Purple stopped and looked at the map,
"That thing looks stupid! I bet it doesn't even talk...HEY LOOGIT THAT!" he ran over to a fake tree next the fountain near the directory, "Hello Vegetation! Are you related to the Vegetation by Zim's base?" Zim sighed,
"My tallest that is fake vegetation. It is purely for decoration" Purple cocked his head cutely,
"Why? What is the point in fake Vegetation?"
"I don't know. Humans are stupid." Zim said, trying to rid himself of the headache slowly forming on his right temple.
"Are they? I have yet to see a reason you believe them to be so-" right at that moment, a teen on a skateboard - who was running from security - rode past Purple, knocking him into the fountain.
"OMG!" Zim immediately grabbed Purple's flailing hand, and yanked him out of the water. Purple sat down on the floor at the edge of the fountain, gasping for breath, his wig was soaked and hanging over his face. Zim wrapped his arms around Purple, but not before fixing his wig so the humans wouldn't notice the antenna poking out off it.
"Are you alright Pur?" Purple blinked at Zim, only Red ever called him 'Pur'.
"Um, yes thanks." he hugged Zim tightly, trying to keep himself warm as he sat shivering on the mall floor. Zim looked worried as he realized what he had just called his Tallest.
"Um...should we go back to the base or do you still wish to go the store?" Purple sniffed, letting go of Zim.
"I still want to stay at the mall. I'm not that wet, I'll dry quickly." Zim sighed
"Come on the store is just two food courts down" Zim stopped holding Purple. He got up before he helped up his Tallest. Purple took Zim's hand and smiled down at him.
"Thanks Zim." he continued holding the 'invader's' hand until they got to the music store. In no time at all Zim and Purple where at the hugest store in the mall: FYE (For Your Entertainment). They stepped through the security doors and started browsing through DVDS.
"Hey Zim! Where's the 'music' that you were telling me about? I wanna know what the big deal is!" Zim looked about ready to cry as he left the porn section of the DVDs to show Purple the music. Purple sifted through the music until he came to a disc that looked...interesting,
"'Fall Out Boy From Under The Cork Tree' How do I listen to this?" Zim rolled his eyes at the group Purple chose. (A/n: Insert TechnovsKeri debate on FOB, lol.) Zim grabbed the CD and scanned it under the machine to sample music. After he grabbed the headphone set attached by a cord and placed them on Purple's would-be ears. Purple stared at Zim,
"I don't hear anything." Zim then looked at the scanner. If he would have been an anime character he would have done the famous anime fall, but NOT being anime Zim just sighed and turned the mute button off. Purple jumped slightly when he heard the woman's voice.
"Please choose song." he looked down the list and just decided to go with the first one. While Purple was occupied Zim sneaked back off to the anime yaoi porn section. Purple smiled, tapping his foot looking over the CD case. After the first few songs he looked around and took the head phones off. Where did Zim go? Purple suddenly became very, very frightened. His pulse quickened and he hugged the CD for dear life. He felt tears welt up in his eyes as he scanned the store for the smaller Irken. He fell to the floor, huddling into a ball, feeling the tears slide down his face. He was alone and frightened and vulnerable in the enemy territory right after his fellow Tallest had been kidnapped.
After Zim finished drooling at the covers of the DVDs he went back, only to see Purple huddled looking scared. Zim ran over and immediately started muttering apologies.
"Why did you leave me! Where on Irk were you!" he yelled in a choked sob. Zim blushed slightly,
"Uh-I-I...I was looking at something. I truly am sorry I thought you wouldn't mind since you seemed to be enjoying yourself." Zim knew he sounded stupid, but it was the only thing he could come up with. It was either that or degrade himself even more by admitting he was looking at homosexual cartoons instead of doing his job. Purple sniffed, rubbing his eye with his palm,
"I wanna buy this." If Zim hadn't been so depressed to see his Tallest like this he would've sighed at the fact that Purple was becoming a zombie to Fall Out Boy just like every other idiot human. Zim shrugged,
"Sure why not?" Purple smiled and stood up,
"Okay, how do we pay for this? I have no Earth monies." Zim smiled smugly,
"An invader must always be prepared." Purple walked over to the counter and handed the music-drone the CD. He scanned it and handed it back, holding his hand out for the cash,
"That'll be 12.95" Zim pulled out a 20 dollar bill and handed it to the music-drone. Purple watched in pure awe as the man and Zim exchanged Earth-monies.
"How much of that green papery stuff do you have, Zim?" he asked as they left the store.
"Quite allot actually, since I graduated Earth skool I decided to get a job as a chief executive officer to a large company; but, I never use it...only Gir to buy Suck Monkeys."
"Wow!" he muttered breathlessly, "You have another job outside the Empire! I've never heard of such a thing."
"These humans are actually fascinating at times. They cannot survive without money, and strive for it. They care only for money and nothing more not even conquest." Purple blinked, then shook his head,
"I don't believe it...wow, just wow." It was quiet for a bit, and then Purple turned to Zim, "Didn't you wanna buy whatever you were looking at?" Zim started sweating and stuttering,
"I-I was just…eh...looking at it. I didn't want to buy it." but inside in his head Zim was saying the opposite. He always went to that store for DVDs and a few other unmentionable things to satisfy him self. In fact Zim had quite a collection of bad things kept well hidden from Gir. Purple didn't even notice Zim's nervousness as he looked through the giant glass windows of each store,
"What were you looking at anyways?" Poor Zim. He was hoping Purple wasn't going to ask that, but sadly luck wasn't with the Irken and it wasn't in his nature to lie to a Tallest. He had been taught that if he ever lied he would be punished severely. So Zim did the next best thing. He said it REALLY fast.
"Iwaslookingathumanpornagraphy" Zim said through clenched teeth. Purple looked at Zim in confusion,
"What? I couldn't understand you. Can you say it again, slower this time?" Zim closed his eyes and took a deep breath
"I-was-looking-at-human-pornography." Zim cowered a bit. He didn't know what to expect and that was what scared him the most. Purple blinked and cocked his head to each side,
"What's pornography?" If Zim was sitting in a desk he would've banged his head in hopes of a coma, but no luck.
"Pornography is entertainment for sexual activities. It's pictures and things of humans mating." Zim said while he hung his head in shame.
"Why would you be looking at that?" Zim flushed,
"I don't know...I just like it." Purple smiled,
"It's okay! So does Red! He'd just never let me watch any, he said I was too innocent, or something like that." Zim looked up so fast he heard his neck crack.
"Ow." Zim cringed. He then let out a deep sigh of relief, nearly jumping for joy, but remembering his training just smiled slightly. Purple held Zim's hand, swinging it between them; humming one of the songs he'd heard as the approached the wide glass doors.
Oh wow! Look at the sky." he said running out side and spinning around, "It's been so long since I've been able to look up at the stars!" Zim looked surprised. He then grinned at an idea that suddenly popped into his head.
"My Tallest do you want to see the stars? I know the best place for stargazing" Purple looked at Zim, smiling brightly,
"Yes Zim! I want to see lots of stars! Lots and lots before I have to go back to the Massive! The stars aren't as pretty up in space with them." Zim then quickly started running to his favorite place in Earth. Soon he was climbing the steepest hill in the city, dragging Purple along with him. Once they were on the very top Zim stopped. Purple panted, leaning against a tree, looking down on the city. He gasped at all the stars he could see. Ooh-ing and Ah-ing as shooting stars passed over head. Zim grinned at the sounds of awe Purple was making. Zim remembered the first time he really saw the stars from here, and had nearly the same reaction. Purple sighed contently, leaning absentmindedly against Zim. Zim stiffened at the contact, but soon relaxed as he began to enjoy the sight and the mysterious feeling of warmth and bliss while Purple leaned against him. After awhile, Purple sat up and yawned.
"What time is it?" Zim checked his watch. His eyes widened a bit when he saw the time "Its 11:57"
"Is that a bad thing?" Purple asked, seeing the look on Zim's face.
"No...It's just we've been gone for a long time, it's quite late at night. We should be heading back." Purple nodded and stood up, stretching his back until it popped. "Well then, shall we?" Zim nodded; suddenly saddened at the loss of the tingly feeling since Purple was no longer leaning on him. Zim got up and quietly walked down the hill pondering his troubled thoughts. Purple ran down the hill, his arms out like a child's would be if they were pretending they were an airplane. He laughed loudly the whole way down, until he tripped on a rock and fell flat on his face. Zim stopped walking, he turned around and his lips quivered trying to stifle his laughter. He went over and helped Purple up. Nearly dropping both of them since he was having a hard time trying not to double over in laughter. Purple sniffed,
"That's not funny." he snapped, tears in his eyes, his elbows and palms cut and dirt all over his clothes. Zim immediately stopped laughing noticing the cuts. Zim sighed. He seemed to be doing that lately.
"Sit down" Zim told Purple quietly, getting disinfectant, bandages, and cleansing pads from his PAK. Purple sat reluctantly and allowed Zim to clean his wounds; flinching at the disinfectant. Zim wrapped bandages around Purples injuries silently while thinking about how much of a smeet Purple could be at times, but not in a bad way...it was kind of cute...and so was Purple. Zim was so shocked at that last thought that once he was finished he stood up and stared silently into nothing. Purple blinked at Zim; did Zim just blush at him. Why did the Irken keep doing that?
"Zim! As your Tallest I demand to know why you keep blushing at me!" Zim racked his brain trying to find a plausible excuse.
"Um...its cold I've been cold all day...and i wasn't 'blushing' it was from the cold; it is, after all, nearly time for the time of year when it's cold on earth." Zim mentally berated himself at the lame excuse.
"Oh," Purple said standing up and walking down the hill carefully.
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Purple opened Zim's door, hugging his alien-teddy bear close to him, "Psst, hey, Zim!" he whispered as loud as he could from the door-way.
"Hmm?" Zim mumbled sleepily "My Tallest?" Zim asked quietly rubbing his eyes.
"I-I can't sleep. I keep hearing and seeing things. I'm really scared, me and Red normally share a bed; can I stay with you. Please!" If Zim's eyeballs could have popped out of his head they would've.
"Um...uh...sure" he said scooting over to make room for Purple. Purple smiled,
"Thanks Zim." he walked over to Zim's bed, looking about nervously. He got under the covers next to the invader, scooting close to him, hugging his bear tightly.
(Keri: For this part, me and Techno had to switch parts, I'm sorry.)
Zim blushed darkly, watching his Tallest getting comfortable, before laying down himself. Purple snuggled as close to Zim as possible, loving the warmth emitting from him, while holding his alien stuffed animal closely. Zim coughed awkwardly,
"Um, you're a little close, My Tallest, not that I mind or anything!" he said as he saw the look on Purple's face. Purple pouted a little feeling hurt for no particular reason.
"Me and Red used to do this all the time, he didn't mind so much" Still confused as to why Zim was nervous.
"Oh, um, you did..." Zim felt rather hurt himself, he was hoping with all his Irken-heart that Red and Purple really weren't together like everyone said they were. Purple cocked his head confused.
"Yeah, I mean we are like best friends. Best friends do that."
"Oh," Zim sighed in relief, then realized he'd sighed allowed, and not in his head. Purple's antenna perked up,
"Why'd you sigh Zim?" Zim blushed,
"N-no reason I just um..."
"Zim don't lie to me," Purple said "you know you're not supposed to lie to a Tallest...ever" He added as an afterthought. Zim bit his lower lip. He pulled Purple close and pecked him on the lips, turning away blushing like an idiot,
"I-I was just worried that you and Red were together, that's all." he muttered. Purple looked surprised. Then for some reason he wanted more
"Zim...could you do that again" he begged; he could feel himself blushing. Zim turned back over to face his Tallest, sitting up now,
"Wh-what did you say?" Purple looked down,
"C-could you do that thing with your lips again...it was nice" Zim leaned closer,
"You mean you want me to kiss you again?"
"Yes that!" Purple said eagerly, loving this new experience. No one had ever done that to him, not even Red, who most people thought he was going-out with. Zim leaned in and kissed him again, deeper this time. He sat on his hands and knees over Purple, parting the kiss to smile at his Tallest. Purple smiled shyly up at Zim. His hands suddenly found their way up to Zim's antenna and started to stroke them gently. Zim sighed, now leaning on his elbows, his hips resting on Purples. Purple moaned as he felt Zim's hips on his own. suddenly he felt an odd unfamiliar feeling down south; his sleeping pants suddenly became tighter. He whimpered not knowing what it was.
"What's wrong?" Zim asked, his eyes opening lazily.
"S-something is wrong with my pants...they're tighter" Purple replied in a small scared voice. Zim smirked, maybe Purple really was too innocent for this.
"It's called an erection, My Tallest, you get one when you wish to mate."
"Oh..." Purple pouted "Why are you smirking?" The smirk grew bigger,
"Because you wanna mate with me, My Tallest." Purples eyes grew wide
"I do?" He thought about it, and whenever he imagined Zim doing things to him he shivered with pleasure, (Keri: AND WHEN DOES PURPLE THINK ABOUT THIS TECHNO!) "You're right, Zim. Um…c-could you mate with me, please?" Zim smiled in his patented Zimmy way,
"Of course, My Tallest." he began to unbutton Purple shirt, licking the flesh as it was exposed. Purple started to make squeaky moaning noises as Zim licked his chest. It was all so new to him. Zim stripped the shirt off and threw it to the side. He reached up and began to suck on Purple's antenna. Purple bucked his hips in surprise, also letting out a series of whimpers and moans of pleasure as he felt Zim's tongue on his oh so sensitive antenna. Zim ran his tongue from the base to the tip, enjoying Pur's reaction to his movements. He was so glad that he only slept with pants on. He slipped his sock-covered toes up Purple's pant leg, listening to him whimper below him. Purple made happy squeaky noises when Zim's sock covered foot went up his legs. Zim smiled and kissed Purple gently before sliding off his pants and throwing them with his violet shirt. Purple sighed in relief as he felt his pants slip off, almost letting free his aching erection; he still had on purple boxers with pink hearts on. Zim smiled and slid his own pants off. He bit at the elastic of Purple's boxers, teasing his poor Tallest. Purple whimpered dying to have the boxers removed. He then lifted his hand to play with one of Zim's antenna. Zim slid his fingers inside his boxers, licking Purple's stomach. Zim felt Purple's erection against his neck, but he didn't mind. He tickled Purple's sides and felt pre-cum wet his Tallest's boxers.
(Keri: Techno's Zim again /pouts/)
Purple moaned,
"Zim, p-please. I ca-can't take it anymore." he arched his back, blushing madly, "Y-you're so good at this!" Zim smirked, loving the way his Tallest complimented him. The hand that was still in Purples boxers wrapped his fingers around his erection and gave it a slight squeeze, before yanking his boxers off with his teeth, and tossing them to the floor. Purple grabbed the back of Zim's head, pulling him up into a deep kiss; stroking his antenna; his legs wrapping around Zim's hips, pulling them down. Zim slipped his tongue into Purple's mouth, and he wrapped his own tongue around Purple's. While he was doing that he rubbed his hips along Purple's making their erections touch. Purple yelped into the kiss at the touch down south. He arched his back, pushing their hips closer together.
'Oh Zim, I love you so much.' He thought. A little voice in his head piped up,
'How could you do this with him when you've just been lying to him his whole life!' Zim, unaware of the conflicted emotions in Purple's mind, grabbed some lube out of his PAK and prepared Purple's opening before slipping his finger inside. Purple moaned deeply, trying to seat himself on Zim's probing fingers.
"Zim, oh Zim!" he panted. Zim smiled slightly before inserting another finger, and scissoring Purple as he pumped his fingers. Purple gasped, gripping the blankets tightly. A thin layer of sweat sparkling on his forehead; he spread his legs, moaning Zim's names over and over. Zim removed his fingers from Purple's opening, and started to lubricate his penis before setting himself in position.
"My Tallest...a-are you sure you want to do this?" Zim asked uncertainly. Purple panted, opening one eye to look at Zim. He stroked his antenna, kissing Zim's forehead.
"I'm s-sure." Zim looked pleased; he gave Purple a long kiss while he slipped himself inside Purple giving him time to adjust to the length. Purple moaned into the kiss. It hurt, but not to bad, and in a good way. He clawed at Zim's back, trying to avoid the PAK as best he could. Once Zim was sure that it wouldn't hurt Purple he started to thrust slowly, soon gaining rhythm and moving a little faster. Purple moaned loudly, throwing back his head,
"Oooh Ziiim! Harder!" Zim trusted harder; he moved his free hand to Purples crotch and started pumping it in rhythm with his thrusts. Purple yelped at the touch on his Irken man-hood. He felt his climax coming soon,
"Z-Zim, I-I'm almost there..." he whined. Zim stopped thrusting, and pulled his penis out of Purple, and positioned himself so his head was were Purple's cock was. He looked up at his Tallest as he flicked his tongue over the tip before taking the whole thing in his mouth, and deep throating it. Purple scram as he was taken into Zim's warm mouth. He wrapped his hands around Zim's head, holding him there.
"Oh Zim! Please! O-oh Irk, Zim!" he yelled, cuming into his mouth. Zim swallowed it all, once it was all well done he licked at the rest of the cum left until it was gone. Purple looked at Zim's still hard cock questioningly,
"How do I...?"
"Uh..." Zim thought not knowing how to put it into words "Um...my Tallest wouldn't it be better if I just showed you?" Zim then gently lowered Purple's head to his cock and proceeded to show him. Purple was a little surprised at having Zim's hard-on being shoved into his mouth. He looked up at Zim, questioning him with is eyes as what to do. He supposed he should just do what Zim did to him. He wrapped his tongue around his length, giving it a tight squeeze. Zim let out a loud moan as he felt Purple's tongue squeeze his member, and thrust into his mouth. Purple tried not to gag; Zim was to be to be in his mouth all the way. He continued to lick on it anyways thought. He sat on his elbows, trying to make it easier on him. He was so tired; he just wanted to go to sleep. Zim gripped the sheets tightly.
"P-Pur I'm going to cum" Zim panted. Purple bit down gently; the sucking and licking never stopped. He just wanted to sleep; this whole 'sex' thing - although enjoyable - was highly tiring. Zim closed his eyes and let out a loud moan as he came into purple's mouth. Purple swallowed it; he let go and began coughing and gagging. He fell backwards, panting for breath. Zim looked up worried,
"You okay?" Purple sat up,
"M'fine, just…tired. Is sex always this tiresome?"
"Most of the time...but it also could be that it's very late" Zim replied shrugging.
"Do you have lots of sex Zim? Like, with humans? Or are there other Irkens here?" Zim looked surprised at Purple's question for a second.
"Yes...I have been with a human once...but it was a long time ago and doesn't matter!" Purple quirked a non existent eyebrow,
"Who? I thought you hated humans."
"I do human are DISGUSTING FLITH!" Zim said in his usual Zim style pointing his finger in the air. Purple smiled sadly, laying down and getting settled for the night. Zim, also exhausted, slowly crawled next to him and instantly fell asleep. Purple sighed, the guilt in his heart growing heavier. His eyelids also seemed to grow twice their normal weight until Purple couldn't stand it anymore and let them fall.
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Keri: Woo! Man this is a long chapter!
Techno: And it kicked ass too XD YAY WE FINALYYYY FISNISHED /JIGS THE NIGHT WAY/
Keri: 7 word-pages too
