Keri: Zis is me and Techno's ZADR chappie, oh zeh drama!
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Dib sat quietly on the bench, alone, as usual. He sighed, watching the other kids play with their friends on the "playground". He felt his heart soar when he saw Zim, sitting alone, under a tree. He supposed Almighty Tallest Purple was too good to go to human skool. He got up and walked over to the alien. Zim sat, on his favorite spot under the tree pondering over last night, when he saw the Dib-human approach.
"Um, hi Zim, mind if I sit down?" Zim lifted an 'eyebrow' in confusion, and nodded. Dib sat next to him, lookin out at the kids. The hi-skool didn't have much equipment for the kids to "play" with, but they made do with what they had.
"Zim," he didn't look at him, "are you and Purple just friends or..."
"Dib," Zim said dropping the insults, "Whatever happens between me and Purple is none of your concern, we agreed on that when we decided to be enemies again." Dib pouted and turned to him,
"Zim! I don't want to be enemies again!" he clung to Zim's arm, "I can't stand to see you two together! I don't even remember why we broke up! And I kick myself every day for allowing it to happen with out a fight first; I just, let you dump me!" Zim gave a half-hearted shove,
"Let go of me human." Dib lower lip trembled,
"So that's it huh? You have no feelings other than hate for me again?"
"I never had feelings for you. What we had was purely sexual, and that was it!" Zim growled. Dib felt tears in his eyes,
"That's not right, Zim." he said weakly, he stood up, "I guess you really are a heartless alien bastard." he walked off back into the skool even though it was almost over. Zim smacked himself on the forehead.
"DIB-H-…Dib wait!" Zim called out as he followed Dib back to Skool. Some of the kids turned to watch the fight,
"I thought they'd broken up." Zita said to Aki. Aki just shrugged. Dib didn't slow even as he heard the alien running behind him. He walked straight into the boy's bathroom and shut and locked the door after making sure there was no one in there. He huddled up in a stall and began to cry, pulling a razor blade out of the sole of his boot.
(Techno: gasp!
Keri: drama!)
Zim quickly followed Dib to the boy's bathroom where he found the door locked.
"Dib open the door." he called out while trying to unlock the door. Finally losing he's patience he took out a laser and zapped the lock open. He heard Dib's sobs coming from a stall. He walled over and knocked gently.
"Dib..." Dib's head perked up,
"What'd you want!" Zim sighed deeply.
"Come out of there...I just want to talk."
"Why? Why do you care?" he rolled up his left sleeve, exposing his scar-covered wrist. He slide the razor across gently enough to draw blood but not cut any major arteries.
"I don't know! Ok just open this door before I break it and you know I will" Zim replied quickly losing his patience.
"Why! You have a new little play thing!" Zim growled.
"Now you're pushing it human. Neither you nor Purple are play things." Dib sniffed,
"But you said out there that what was had was purely sexual." Zim closed his eyes.
"Dib I only said that...because-well I don't know why I said it, ok?" Zim sighed again "Dib come out...please" Dib sniffed, slicing his wrist again, this time deeper; a rather large drop of blood made a barely audible "plop" noise as it hit the ground. Zim opened his eyes quickly when he heard a plop coming from inside the stall. His heart started beating faster.
"D-dib what are you doing!" Dib gave a chocked sob, slicing again, a few more drops falling on the floor. Zim decided enough was enough, so he used one of his spider legs to unlatch the stall on the other side. Once the stall door opened Zim gasped in shock.
"Go away." Dib said breathlessly, slicing once more before switching hands, clumsily slicing his right wrist. Zim went over to Dib and took the razor away from his hand. Once Zim disposed of it buy blasting it with his laser he whispered,
"W-why?" he tried to hold back his tears, but knew he couldn't when he felt something wet slide down his cheeks. Dib turned away, huddling in on him self,
"Why not?" Zim glared even though he was still crying,
"Don't play these mind games with me!"
"You want to know why I cut myself. Is that it Zim!" he turned to the alien, "I'll tell you why: I have a little sister - who I'm pretty sure is Satan - who beats me up at least three times a day, a skool system that mocks me and thinks I'm crazy, a father who hates me AND hits me, and now, I find out that the only person I've ever loved, hates me too!" Zim dropped to his knees,
"I-I don't hate you Dib..." He turned away again,
"You're just saying that so I'll stop cutting. I know you Zim. You don't care about anyone but yourself. I used to think you cared, that you loved me. But I guess I was wrong."
"I do love you!" Zim cried out. Dib turned to him,
"Y-you do? Then wh-why did you dump me?" Zim sighed once more,
"B-because...I was a-afraid."
"Of what?" Dib leaned closer. Zim also leaned closer, his eyes half lidded.
"Betrayal…" He then placed his lips on Dib's. Dib's eyes widened at the sudden kiss, though it was a short one as Zim pulled back much too soon. Dib's eyes softened.
"Zim," he placed his hand on the alien's cheek, "I could never betray you."
(Techno: giggle
Keri: IZ GETTIN' GOOD! Nice and joosy, like a squid…
Techno: they will NOT have sex in the bathroom!)
Zim smiled slightly, but looked sad again when he grabbed Dib's wrist,
"I want you to stop this." he pionted at the cuts. Dib frowned, the bleeding had stopped but it still stung.
"I feel like I have to or I'll go insane. Well, more so then everyone says." Zim shook his head sadly, and pulled Dib into a hug. He rested his head on top of Dib's.
"Well then will have to risk you going more insane then won't we?" Zim joked. Dib was taken aback by the joke. Wait...joke? Zim? Does not compute...He smiled and kissed Zim's chin.
"I love you, Zim."
"And I you, human" suddenly Zim felt a pang of guilt as he remembered Purple, but pushed it aside, he would deal with it later. Dib nuzzled into Zim's chest.
"Skool's over," he commented glancing at his watch. Zim smirked as a plan formed in his head.
"Lets go to your house…" he said, but not before hiding the smirk. Dib blushed. He hadn't meant THAT, but he was more than willing to go along with what ever was going on in that perverted head of Zim's.
"I think Gaz's at Iggins house, and if dad's at home, then he'll probably keep to him self. So we'll pretty much be all alone." Zim purred,
"Yes that sounds good." Dib stood up, slinging his bag over his shoulder. He took Zim's hand as the alien stood up. They exited the stall and Dib saw what Zim'd done to the door.
"Damn," Zim noticed also.
"Let's go before anyone notices the door." Dib giggled as he was led out the skool.
"You wanna take my car or you wanna call your Voot?"
"I'd rather we not take the Voot. Gir went to Crazy Taco with it and it now has Taco wrappers everywhere." Zim shuddered as he thought of all the grease. Dib couldn't help but laugh.
"You wanna drive or should I?"
(Keri: 2 smecks chaps in a row XD man we're good
Techno: oh yeeeeah jigs we're also perverts! XD
Keri: but our fans love us!
Techno: all the more for it!
Keri: wo0t!)
"I'll drive I – ZIM - can get us there the fastest!" Zim said as he struck a pose. Dib rolled his eyes,
"Yes the amazing Zim shall break any and all speed limits to drive 6 miles in less than 20 seconds." Zim smirked,
"Of course I will. I have no need to follow any of your pathetic earth speeding limits! And it gives us more time." he said seductively. Dib blushed madly.
"Y-yes well, um, just don't get a ticket or anything. 'Cause I'm not gonna pay for it." Zim raised an eyebrow.
"You look good when you blush...you should do it more often." Zim walked in front of Dib, "But then of course you always are appealing in Zim's mighty eyes." Dib's blush deepened,
"Even before we started going out?"
"Hmm," Zim pretended to be deep in thought, "maybe." Dib unlocked his car,
"Tease," he went around to his own side and got in.
"Look who's talking, all those times you broke into my base and DIDN'T get in bed with me!" Zim smirked as he got in the drivers seat. Dib's face was bright enough to rival Rudolph's nose,
"Y-yeah well..." Suddenly Dib was slammed into his seat as Zim started driving at least 90 MPH.
"AH! Zim's slow down!" Dib buckled his seat-belt, but felt it would be no help as Zim's sped through the streets of an unsuspecting city.
"Do you not trust in Zim?" Zim asked as he nearly dodged running over an old man with a cane crossing the street.
"I-I do! It's just..." Think fast Dib, "it's just this is a major turn-off." Zim immediately hit the brake causing him and Dib to hit there heads painfully on the windshield. Dib groaned,
"Owey, Zimmy you hurt my head." he pouted like a baby.
"Aww let Dr. Zim make it all better!" Zim said as he unbuckled Dib's seatbelt and placed him on his lap giving him kisses on his forehead; not caring that he stopped in the middle of the road causing heavy traffic. Dib smiled,
"Can I have a lolly pop?" Zim smirked,
"You can have mine." Dib giggled, before moving his hand to Zim's, cough, lower belly. Suddenly Zim and Dib jumped as they were interrupted by loads of blaring horns in the background. A car swerved around them, the owner yelling out his window,
"MOVE IT YOU GAY JERK-WADS!"
"PISS OFF YOU VAGINAL BELCH!" Zim yelled out the window as he gave the dude who drove by the finger. Dib gasped,
"Zim! That's horrible!" he burst out in laughter and gave the invader a big smooch before returning to his seat. Zim chuckled,
"Blame those humans who created North Park! Or whatever that show was called...I particularly like the fat one. Now lets go to your house quickly!" Zim started again only driving SLIGHTLY slower. Slightly meaning 70 instead of 90. Dib shook his head, turning on the radio.
"I love this song!" he shouted as he sang along to "Roses Are Red" by Aqua. Zim sighed rolling his eyes.
"I swear human even when you DIDN'T know you were gay it was so obvious!" Dib blinked and pouted, crossing his arms,
"Meanie." Zim once again hit the brakes causing them to hit the wind shield and accidentally kill a squirrel. Zim glared at the human,
"I was joking, human. Apparently you do not know how to take a joke." Dib eyed him as horns started once more,
"It's just, you never joke, so when you do, it's hard to tell." Zim took this as an offense
"Fine I'll be back to how I 'usually' am and go back to trying to kill you instead of making you laugh!" Zim said ignoring the blaring in the background. Dib's heart skipped a beat as he looked at his companion,
"Oh, Zim, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it as an insult. I love you, really, I do!" Zim sighed his anger fading.
"I know you do." he started driving again only without the insane going beyond speed limit. In fact he was going below speed limit like 5 MPH. Dib sighed, pecking Zim on the cheek.
"I really missed being able to call you my boyfriend, Zim. Did you miss it too?" Zim gave a soft smile,
"Of course I did." but in his mind Zim was having a major battle. It was true he still had feeling for the Dib-Human, but he could not deny his growing feeling for Purple. Dib smiled, playing with the sleeve of Zim's uniform.
"Zim, do you really love me?" Zim didn't answer, instead he grabbed the hand playing with his sleeve and held it tightly. Dib smiled and kissed the alien's knuckles.
"We're here!" he said happily as Zim almost passed his house. Zim parked the car in front of Dib's house, and got out, then went to open Dib's door for him. Dib giggled and got out, kissing Zim deeply.
"I really missed this." he whispered against Zim's lips. Zim couldn't help but smile as he wrapped his arms around Dib's waist.
"And I missed you." Dib lead Zim through the house,
"Damn it..." he mumbled as he saw his father watching TV. Membrane looked up as he saw his son walked in, his expression froze as Zim wondered in behind him,
"Hello son, um, and Zim. I thought you two broke up..." Dib smiled weakly,
"Yeah, um, we got back together..." he coughed awkwardly, his blush returning. Membrane glared at Zim,
"Well, keep your door open." Zim glared back at Membrane remembering how much he despised the Professor. As Membrane and Zim exchanged glares, Dib pouted. He lead Zim up the stairs and to his room, leaving the door open.
"Well, I guess we won't be having any fun until my dad goes to his lab." Zim glared, imagining Membrane getting run over by a pack of wild boars then getting his body mutilated by vultures. Dib tossed off Zim's wig, licking his antenna,
"But that doesn't mean we can't play around, just as long as we're quiet about it." Zim moaned as he felt Dib licking his sensitive antenna. His hands found there way to Dib's bum and gave it a squeeze. Dib squeaked as he pushed Zim onto his back,
"Make me beg for you." he whispered into Zim's neck. Zim's hands moved from Dib's ass to his crotch area, and one hand slowly undid the zipper, while the other one managed to get Dib's semi-hard erection, causing it to become fully erect. Dib hissed, "Oh Zim...please..." he pressed into Zim's hand. Zim turned over so that he was on top now, and started moving his fingers in a circular motion on the tip of Dib's erection.
"I love to hear you beg human, maybe if you beg more…" Dib whimpered,
"Zim, please, my Irken Master!" Zim smirked. Oh Irk how he missed the human calling him master. He stopped playing with Dib's cock and slowly grabbed the pants bringing them down slowly to his knees.
"Keep going human; keep moaning my name, you little slut!" Zim said as he flicked his tongue on Dib's balls. Dib moaned, trying his best to keep it low so his father wouldn't hear,
"Oh Zim! P-please, I'm not fit to lick your boots or even kiss the ground you've walked on!"
"Good human, I'm glad you haven't forgotten your place." He then took the human whole, wrapping his tongue around the member while his hands played with Dibs balls. Dib shoved a pillow over his mouth, muffling the scream, thought his moan was still audible,
"H-how c-could I forget!" Zim hummed a little with Dib's cock still in his mouth, trying to resist the urge to throw his pants of and fuck the human right there. Dib panted, sitting up.
"H-hold on Zim." he got up returning his pants to their original place. He snuck down stairs and found that his dad had gone to the lab. He skipped happily back up, glomping Zim from behind, "It's safe to take our clothes off now." he whispered in Zim's ear-spot. Zim grinned manically flipping Dib around so he was on the bottom again. He quickly, and with skilled hands, undid the human's pants and threw them on the floor along with his underwear. Dib blushed,
"I moved the lube, hold up." he jumped over to his desk, bringing the bottle over and set it on his bed-side table. He licked his lips, settling himself back in front of Zim.
"I brought a few of my own stuff too, human." Zim smirked as he pulled handcuffs from his PAK. Dib's eyes widened,
"Z-Zim, we've never done anything kinky before..."
"Well now is a good time to start then." Zim licked his lips, and grabbed the Dib's wrist, cuffing them to the bed post.
"What about my shirt and coat, Zim? Are we gonna fuck with those on?"
"Damn," Zim mumbled; Dib giggled. He undid the cuffs, and nearly ripped off the last remaining clothes the human had on. Dib squirmed as he was re-cuffed.
"This isn't so bad."
"Heh, we haven't even gotten started human. While we were...separated, I took time to watch some interesting things." Zim said as he pulled 'things' out of his PAK. Dib's eyes widened again,
"Zim, you watched 'pervert shows'! You must've really missed me!"
"Hm...maybe, but these weren't just pervert shows these were the cartoons from a foreign country called ya-o-i or something" Dib blushed,
"You watched gay porn while we were apart!"
"M'hm yes, yes I did now make silence until I TELL you to speak!" Dib snapped his jaw shut, looking at Zim with needy eyes. Zim grabbed a black blindfold from the pile of things on the bed, and proceeded to blindfold him. Dib squeaked, squirming some more under the Irken. Zim moaned as he felt the human squirm under him. Dib made an unhappy noise as the blindfold pushed his glasses painfully on his nose. Zim grinned from ear to ear (if he had ears). He quickly removed all of his clothes, and grabbed a blue container from the pile that he had grabbed the blindfold, and proceeded to rub the contents of the container, once it was open, over his erect member. Dib heard a noise that sounded allot like a whipped cream container. He quirked an eyebrow behind the blindfold. He opened his mouth to say something, but snapped it closed, remembering what he'd been told. After a few minutes Zim finally spoke,
"Open your mouth." Dib opened it as wide as he could, not knowing what he was getting, but he had a pretty good idea. Zim positioned his whip creamed covered erection over the Dib-humans ready mouth. Dib felt a drop of whipped cream fall onto his tongue, his eyes under the blind-fold. Zim put his erection in Dib's mouth,
"Now suck!" he commanded. Dib felt the whip-cream slide down his throat as Zim shoved himself in. He proceeded to lick Zim as he was told; a shiver of pleaser shooting up threw him. Zim groaned as he felt Dib's tongue lick, and used most of his energy trying to control himself from slamming into his mouth. Dib bit down gently for a second, before licking where his teeth had been. He repeated the process once or twice before he began to suck as hard as he could. Zim opened his mouth in a silent scream of pleasure as he felt the human bit his cock. He grabbed Dib's hair, and started to thrust in the Dib's mouth while muttering 'mine'. Dib moaned around the erection. He loved being dominated, being reminded that Zim was, in fact, the superior species. Not to mention he just plain liked being controlled. As soon as he felt himself about to come Zim told Dib to stop, and pulled himself out. Dib let go, licking away pre-cum, saliva, and whipped cream. Zim grabbed the lube, and rubbed it around the human's entrance. Zim had grown tired of the foreplay, and was dying to pound into him. Dib wiggled with anticipation as he heard Zim opening the lube. Whimpering in pleaser.
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Purple paced about the living room. he'd listened to his new FOB CD at least twice the full way through. He looked at the door anxiously, expecting any minute now his lover would bound in and kiss him and explain why he'd been gone so long. He turned to the little blue SIR unit sitting on the couch.
"Gir, do you know where Zim is?" Gir looked up from watching the Scary Monkey Show
"Masters wif da big-head!" he cried out waving his stuffed moose. Purple blinked, 'Big head?' he thought. Then he remembered back a few years,
"You mean that creepy kid with glasses and black hair?"
"Yup! He and master used to go to big-heads house all the time!" he squealed. Purple remembered back to last night, "Yes...I have been with a human once...but it was a long time ago..." He blinked,
"Gir, did Zim and that large-headed boy used to be boyfriends. Like, you know...um...kissing and mating and stuff?" Gir giggled,
"Yeah! They used to do it all the time! They also did lots of this…" Gir started demonstrating by having his toy moose hump the piggy on the couch. Purple felt his eye twitch,
"Um, yes, could you show me where he lives?" he felt his heart sink. So Zim and that human used to be together, and Zim suddenly disappears and he ends up being over at his house. Purple felt like he could just cry.
"Okie dokie!" Gir squealed as he grabbed Purple's hand, and let him to Dib's house; he knew the way by heart. Purple rang the door-bell and a rather tall man - almost taller than him - answered,
"Hello." he said in a bored, monotone voice.
"Um, is Zim here?" he squeaked. The man raised an eyebrow,
"He's upstairs."
"Um, thank you." Purple slipped into the home and up the stairs, opening the blue door. He gasped as he saw Dib and Zim. He felt hot tears pool in his eyes, "Z-Zim..." Zim whipped his head around so fast he felt his neck pop, but he ignored the pain as he looked up in shock at Purple. Dib quickly flicked his wrists and got out of the cuffs, removing the blindfold.
"I can't believe..." he felt the tears runs across his cheeks, "I-I hate you!" he yelled as he ran down the stairs. Zim got off Dib, and quickly put his clothes on.
"PURPLE WAIT!" Zim called out. Once he had then on he ran downstairs to catch up to Purple. Dib jumped up, pulling on a robe,
"Zim! If you love me you'll get back up here! NOW!" Zim ran out the door ignoring Dib's cry, and saw Purple running with Gir chasing him happily like they were playing tag. Zim took out his spider legs, and started running faster catching up to Purple. Soon he was an inch away, and that's when he flipped over Purple landing in front of him.
"Get away from me!" he yelled, tears staining the front of his shirt, "I was an idiot for thinking that you loved me! And I'm an idiot for loving you!" Zim opened his eyes in shock.
"Y-you love m-me?"
"YES! OF COURSE I DO! WHY WOULD YOU THINK I DIDN'T!"
"Sorry if I don't think that banishing someone, giving them a false mission, and laughing behind there back is a show of love!" Zim yelled tears brimming his eyes.
"Well I'm sorry if Red's the one who calls all the shots in the Empire! I'm really just there for looks, you know! I don't do anything! I don't sign anything! I don't have a say in anything! I've always liked you Zim!" his voice lowered into more of a pathetic whine, "I always have. I just, never thought you'd like me back, so I just, followed Red. I didn't think you'd care." he sighed "Zim...I'm sorry, I really am..." he ran off again. Zim stood still in shock as he let Purples words register is his mind. Now the tears were flowing freely; he ran after Purple.
"P-please wait up!" he called out. Purple was running too fast, not looking were he was going, he ran into a pole and fell on the grass next to him, curling into a ball. Sobbing loudly. Zim spotted Purple on the floor, and ran over to him. Zim was about to hug Purple, when he pulled back. His Tallest probably wouldn't want to be touched by him; so Zim just fell on his knees quietly sobbing next to Purple. Purple gave out a chocked sob.
"I'm s-so sorry Zim. I promised myself that if I ever became a Tallest, I'd be like Miyuki: always kind and giving everyone chances, chances, and more chances. But then me and Red became Tallest together, and things got out of hand. Every laugh, Zim, was faked or strained. And every night, I'd lay awake, yelling at myself for letting Red treat you like that. I never wanted to be like this Zim. And for that, I'm sorry." Zim lifted his head,
"I-its not your fault," he whispered sadly. He then went to hold Purple in his arms silently waiting for the violet eyed Tallest to push him away. Purple gladly lay in Zim's arms, cuddling up in his shirt,
"Why did you go with the human? Was I not enough for you or do you still love him?" Zim sighed,
"I still have an attraction to the human, though I do admit the one I have for you has always been stronger, but he was there when I needed someone." Purple sniffed...how he did it with out a nose is beyond me,
"S-so, you just used him?"
"I don't really know how to explain. Sometimes I really felt something for the human then other times I realized, in a way, I was using him." Purple hugged him tightly,
"But you're not using me, right? Be honest."
"No I swear! I loved you since...well even before you became a Tallest. I just started realizing my feelings when you came to Earth...I guess all those times when I contacted you to show you my plans of world domination I was trying to impress you." Purple chuckled a little into Zim's chest,
"It worked, most of the time at least. You know Zim, you try twice as hard as anyone else in the universe, and Red just thinks you're stupid. You're not though. You keep trying even if you know you can't do it." he smiled, "I remember, back when we were smeets, everyone told you that you were short, and that's how you'd stay. But you were hell-bent on becoming a Tallest. And look at you now, you're almost as big as me!" Zim smiled
"I guess I have grown allot...hm...for some reason becoming a Tallest doesn't sound as appealing as it used to be." Purple looked up at him,
"Oh yeah, and why not!" he said in a fake-annoyed tone before he smiled, poking Zim where his nose should've been. Zim laughed,
"Well because now that I think about it being a Tallest sorta makes you kind'a dumb...I mean look at Red!" Zim winked. Purple laughed, before nuzzling his face in Zim's neck,
"I still love you, Zim." Zim sighed in relief,
"I still love you too and always will, I promise" he said holding Purple closer.
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MEANWHILE
Dib stood at the head of the stairs; watching, mouth agape, as Zim ran after Purple. He felt tears staining his face. He stormed back into his room, locking the door behind him. He angrily threw all of Zim's stuff out the window.
"I hate him! I can't believe he would use me like this!" he yelled at the sky, "You said you loved me, Zim! You said you wanted to be with me again! And then you run off with your whore of a Tallest!" he slammed the window closed. He huddled up in a corner, sobbing his eyes out. Membrane looked back and forth between the front door and the stairs. He shook his head,
"My poor, insane son and his poor, insane friends."
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Keri: DX finally, zeh drama es over! FO' NOW!
Techno: PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY now go post!
Keri: rotfl XD
