Dear Diary,
As you can see my writing is very messed up, because my hand is shaking with anger. Someone has found my diary. That somebody I will find.
I found my diary changed from my previous hiding place to behind the stuffed miniature voodoo dolls of Harry and his friends. I can still smell the essence of someone touching it. The smell of a man wearing ladies perfume, the smell of greasy fingers from after eating Doritos. The grease marks are still visible. Man this guys got huge thumbs…wait that is a thumb isn't it…its long…thick….
The fool of a jackass wrote in my diary. I mean come on of all the things. Why would u write in it and especially with permanent ink? OOOOHH someone's gonna get it. The pictures of nude Harry and Severus are gone. GONE! And Severus had such a good pose….
Aw man. Now…VENGENCE WILL BE MINE. Hey this guy wrote that here too…wait a minute his name is right there in bold italics. It's in size 16. Holy why didn't notice it before. It's huge. OMG! WTF! He wrote in my diary. The rat who chopped off his own hand to make me alive again. The guy who did everything I told him just because I'm sexy.
It was Rat tail. Oh wait Wormtail……Wormtail…he knows I'm gay …must find him…hey I wonder how he looks in red…no…wait…must hurt him………
Duh duh duh…(Evil laughter) mu ha ha ha (cough cough) okay I need my inhaler….
