Keri: AND HERE IT IS! THE LAST CHAPTER!
BTW: Techno's Dib and Zim and Gir and I'm Red and Pur and the one known as Mini-Moose. And also, it's the same day as chapter six :0
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Purple giggled, cuddling into Zim's chest,
"I love you." Zim chuckled, kissing Purple's head,
"I love you too." Purple sighed happily before,
"Pur! There you are!" He sat up and saw Red and Dib walking towards them. He jumped up and hugged his fellow Tallest.
"Red! You're okay! What'd those horrible creatures do to you!"
"Of course I'm okay, all they did was keep me locked in a cell. No biggy." Zim smiled as he looked at Purple's joy when Red showed up. He looked over at the Dib-Human, and raised an 'eyebrow' when he noticed his bandaged wrists.
"What happened to your wrists?" Zim asked curiously. Dib blushed slightly,
"Oh…um Red bandaged them..." Zim once more raised his 'eyebrow' as Dib blushed, already guessing what happened between the two. Red smiled, wanting to push the two's awkward conversation further,
"I don't believe that answered his question Dib-love." Purple giggled, hugging Red tightly, happy to have his silly best-friend back. Dib blushed further as he heard Zim snicker.
"Yes it does." Dib replied pouting slightly still blushing. Zim tried to hold back his laughter, but failed horribly ending up falling from his sitting position in laughter on the floor. Red sniggered,
"I think he wants to know why they're bandaged in the first place." he knew this was horrible uncomfortable for Dib, but he just loved that blush. And Purple just stood there, cute and clueless. Zim for an instant felt like getting Dib out of the situation by saying he already knew, but thought better of it ands just waited expectedly smirking the whole time. Dib tried to glare only making him look cuter, blushing and pouting. He then crossed his arms.
"He knows." Dib muttered
"Aw c'mon Dib!" Red said, "Don't make him sad because you think he knows everything." Zim pionted he finger in the air as he jumped up and yelled so loud the whole neighborhood heard him.
"ZIM KNOWS ALL!" Dib just shook his head in mock exasperation. Red laughed, oh how the Irken Tallest had laughed. He laughed one of those laughs that make everyone nervous and then they have to laugh along just to be safe. Purple just giggled. 'Cause, well, that's what Purple does. Yup. Zim crossed his arms,
"Zim sees nothing funny!" Dib looked from Red to Zim a few times before also bursting out laughing. Red's laughter died a little.
"You're funny Zim." Purple pouted, running up to cuddle Zim,
"That's not nice Red!" Red rolled his false-eyes and hugged Dib from the back, resting his head atop Dib's. Dib giggled slightly at the scene, and sighed happily for the hundredth time that day, for once completely content with what life had to offer. Zim smiled sticking his tongue out slightly while Purple hugged him looking like a cute kitty. Red nipped at Dib's ear,
"Can we go now? Dib and I have to finish a, heh, little project." Dib blushed, and held back a giggle as Red nipped his ear. Zim raised an eyebrow,
'I think that he and the human deserve each other.' Zim thought as he cuddled with Purple. Purple made giant anime-style teary eyes,
"What about Gir! And Mini-Moose! We can't leave with out them!" Red groaned,
"Do we haaave tooo!" Suddenly, out of nowhere, a speeding sports car stopped besides the happy couple, and the doors opened revealing GIR and Mini-Moose behind him being waved goodbye at by several pretty female Earth humans. Purple squealed, trapping them both in a tight hug, his tongue sticking out cutely.
"BYE LADIES!" Gir screeched as they drove out of sight. He then looked over at the two couples as Purple hugged him "Theys ma bitches!" he screeched happily.
(Keri: omg rotfl
Techno: ROTFL HAD TOO DO IT!
Keri/dies of laughter/ A BAZILLION POINTS TO TECHNO
Techno: THANK YOU THANK YOU'RE TO KIND!)
Zim smacked his forehead in exasperation, while the Dib human looked amused and surprised at the same time.
"Who knew Gir could be a player?" Dib questioned out loud. Gir then got out of Purples hug and ran over to Dib bitch slapping him across the face
"It's 'playa' white ass bitchin' cracker!" Dib just stared shocked holding his throbbing cheek. hey you would be in pain to if you got hit my metal! Red's eyes widened, then he got angry. He attacked the little SIR unit, ripping it's arms off,
"DON'T YOU EVER HIT DIB YOU HEAR ME!" Zim also looked surprised before rolling on the floor in laughter.
"G-good jog Gir!" he said while tears of laughter formed in his eyes. Dib eyes widened,
"Don't hurt him Red, I'm sure he just doesn't understand!" Red turned on Zim and he kicked the smaller Irken in the chest. Gir started sobbing and screaming,
"AAAAAAAAAA MY ARMS WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT ME ARMS!" then giggled as they reconnected to his body. Red,
"WELL HIS MASTER SHOULD'VE STOPPED HIM!" He kicked Zim again. Zim clutched his gut in pain as Red kicked him full force. His tears of laughter were now tears of pain. Dib felt bad about this even if it wasn't his fault,
"Red Gir doesn't listen to anyone! much less Zim! please stop kicking him!" Dib pleaded. Purple shrieked, running over and grabbing Red,
"R-Red! Stop, please stop!" he cried. Red's eyes softened and he pet Purple,
"It's okay, I'm done. Don't worry about Gir, Dib. Zim, I just don't like Zim." Zim got up slowly clutching his stomach glaring at nothing in particular. Red turned to Zim once more,
"Control your SIR unit, 'invader'." Zim saluted weakly,
"Yes s-sir." Red nodded,
"Now let's go home, please." Purple smiled, clutching the giggly robot and the confused moose happily. Dib smiled as he went to over to Red. Zim finally recovered enough to wrap an arm around Purples waist and managing to stand up straight. Red pulled a communicator out of his PAK,
"Fleet Commander Rod, are you there." there was some static before,
"Sir yes sir! The Armada is above the atmosphere as we speak."
"Good, good, beam us up and let's blow this planet to hell."
"Yes Sir!" Purple kissed the top of Zim's head, nuzzling his face in Zim's wig before handing him the squirming robot. Zim smirked, finally the destruction of earth! his only regret was he wasn't the one to do it, but oh well Zim thought as he grabbed the struggling SIR unit. Gir struggled and cried in Zim's arms.
"BUT MA HOES THEY NEED MEEEEEEE!" he screeched. Dib clutched his ears as he head Gir scream,
"Wow he's got vocals." Dib muttered. Purple turned to Red and whispered something. Red nodded and they were beamed aboard The Massive. Zim also flinched as he felt his antenna twitch in pain. Dib looked curiously at Red wondering what they were whispering about, but shrugged it off.
As they stepped into the control room, dozens of Irkens circled the six of them. One girl with green eyes - who was about as short as Zim had first been - pushed passed them.
"My Tallest! My tallest you're alright! I was so worried when Tak and Skoodge came back with out you!" Dib and Zim just stared as Red and Purple were being crowded, and asked questions. Red raised a hand, they all went quiet.
"We shall perform the Final Cannon Sweep in exactly two hours. Be ready." and with that, he took Dib and led him away. Dib followed Red, leaving the others to deal with the onslaught of questions. Red pulled him onto the third floor, opening the sixth door on the left. The room looked like a human sitting room, on the left was a door that led to a large, marble bathroom, and on the right was a large library. Red kept walking until they came to another door. He opened it and stepped into a large bedroom, is was adorned in red, maroon, gold, and black. There was a double-king sized, circular bed, on each side was a small table. across from that was a large fireplace with two sitting chairs on either side of it, a large rug in between them. And most impressive of all, was a large, beautiful portrait of Tallest Red himself. dib opened his mouth agape, then quickly closed it. he turned to Red,
"Wow...you look hot-ER" he said uncharacteristically. Red smirked, then licked his lips. He didn't bother turning on a light, he just walked over to the fireplace, lit a match-type-object, and threw it in. He turned to Dib,
"Do something sexy."
(Keri: Had to switch parts here XD sorry.)
"Um, l-like what?" he said blushing, sitting on the edge of the bed as Red leaned against the wall, staring at him expectedly. Red smirked,
"Hm...surprise me." Dib blushed, thinking for a second,
"H-how 'bout I-" he pulled his collar over his shoulder, still blushing madly. Red crossed his arms,
"Don't TELL me...show me!" he said still smirking as he went to go sit on one of the big plush chairs, after pushing it around so it was facing Dib. He pulled his collar back over his shoulder, teasing Red with the flesh he so loved to suck on. Red used all his will power trying not to pounce on the human and fuck him right there and then, ignoring the growing bulge in his pants he licked his lips.
'Oh Irk for a beginner he's good at this.' Red thought. Dib noticed the new size in-between Red's legs and smirked inwardly. He uncovered his shoulder again, this time licking his own skin. He eyed Red seductively out of the corner of his eye. Red drummed his fingers against the armrest of the chair, while he observed Dib, and growing more impatient every second that passed by. Dib took Red drumming his fingers as a sign of boredom and pouted slightly. He stripped off his own shirt, slowly and - what he hopped- sexily. Red groaned, if the Dib human got any sexier he would lose all self-control so he drummed his fingers faster as he looked at the human's full lips as he pouted wishing to capture and claim them. Dib groaned and crossed his arms, huddling into a ball, blushing lightly. Red raised an 'eyebrow',
"What's wrong Dib?" he asked concerned. He 'huffed',
"I'm boring you!" Red resisted the urge to laugh,
"What makes you think that?" Dib looked at him, almost about to cry,
"You keep drumming your fingers. I don't know what it means for Irkens, but with humans, you do that when you're bored or impatient!" Red released one of his spider-legs, and pushed the human on to his lap,
"Impatient to make sweet love to you yes, bored...never" he whispered licking Dib's ear "sorry i never got a chance to mention before but I drum my fingers when I'm trying to maintain self-control, and with you looking deviously sexy it's quit hard." Dib blushed, then smiled. He hugged Red tightly,
"You're such a dork." he giggled.
"Dork?" Red questioned hugging Dib back.
"It's hard to explain, normally it's an insult, but right now I'm just using it to call you silly." he kissed Red lightly. Red pouted,
"I guess I'll let it slide." He said jokingly before deepening the kiss, and slipping his tongue around Dib's. Dib moaned deeply into the kiss, clawing at Red's clothes, trying to tear them off. He hooked his legs around Red's waist, grinding their hips together. Red moaned while they grinned there hips, managing to skillfully maneuver his hand so it lowered Dib's zipper so he could slip in his hand to firmly grip Dib's member. Dib gasped, pulling away from the kiss,
"O-oh Red..." he moaned, pressing into his hand. Red smirked as Dib moaned his name; yes he liked it very much. With his other hand he undid the button to Dib's pants to give him more room to work, and started giving Dib a hand job.
(Keri: re-changed /cuddles Red/)
Dib arched his back, and moaned deeply his eye half closed in bliss.
"R-Red" He said moaning as he moved his hands to play with Red's antenna. Red picked Dib up and threw him on the bed, jumping on top of him. He sat up and stripped his shirt and pants, then removed Dib's. He lay down on top of Dib, moaning as he squeezed their erections together. Dib gasped, lifting his hips up moaning in pleasure.
"S-say my name, Dib!" Red moaned in Dib's ear. Dib all too happily complied,
"O-oh Red!" he moaned; his hands moving up to the antenna he loved to play with. Red made a sound that sounded half way between a purr and a sigh. He slid Dib up to the head of the bed and kissed his neck and shoulder,
"I-I don't have any lube, sorry."
"It's ok I can handle it."
"Are you sure?" he opened Dib's legs and got into position. He smiled,
"Yes." Red was about to work his way in, when he got an idea. He opened Dib's legs as wide as he could and proceeded to lick Dib's opening. Dib's mouth opened in a silent scream as he writhed and moaned loudly clutching the sheets, in pleasure. Red slipped his tongue in side, wiggling it around and doing all sorts of things that if we told you and your parents were to see this they'd ground you forever so we're not even going to go into that much detail, right Techno? You got it Keri, sorry kiddies!
(Keri: Go read some K plus fan fanfics for Pete's Sake!
Techno: We have parents to worry about catching us in this unholy yet sexeh act of writing this.
Keri: Actually, mine are asleep!
Techno: Mine too; but they're light sleepers.
Keri: Mine too, and my mom is across the hall w/ her door open D:
Techno: In fact they've been asleep this whole time we've been RPing, damn; mines are on the other side of the house with two doors closed; mine and theirs.
Keri: You know all this is going in the fic, right?
Techno: Duh, lol!
Keri: Rotfl!
Techno: wut kinda fool do you think i am!
Keri: see kids, we give you this instead of what you want!
Techno: yep cuz we're evil vile CENSORED sorry kiddies
Keri: go buy some porn you pervs rotfl!
Techno: and give me some pwease! for da perverts! Lmao
Keri: Back to the fic?
Techno: maybe...if the readers buy me yaoi!
Keri: hey, I drew demon-Zim and Takat-chibi w/ a gopher on his head
Techno: lol jk ppl back to the fic gallops into sunset and fall of horse ouch Damnit not again; awwwww! i must see wen u post
Keri: should we start back up after the sex or right after they're done w/ the tongues?
Techno: huh? Confused...
Keri: after they're done completely or just done with, to be blunt, red's tongue up Dib's ass XD
Techno: u mean with our comment? or end the chappie?
Keri: comments
Techno: as soon as tongue goes up his butt hole
Keri: but that's what we're in the middle of censoring
Techno: wtf! I'm still confused head explodes
Keri: n/m
Techno: ok works for me lol
Keri: you see what I have to work w/ ppl!
Techno: hehe I'm blonde! AND PROUD! BLONDES UNITE!
Keri: ah, nothing better that a brunette and blonde RP; YAOI RP, excuse me
Techno: spleeeeeeeeeeeeeee! yes scuse her brunetteness XD j/k buddy
Keri: lol, BACK TO THE FIC DAMN IT!
Techno: oh yeah...I get distracted easily XP)
Red lay back on top of Dib, sliding his hardened cock into Dib's freshly wet opening. Dib grunted as he felt Red's massive (Techno: hehe) erection slip in his opening, but soon got used to the length.
(Techno: get it!
Keri: YES!)
Red grunted, looking at the clock; they only had a half hour left.
"Damn," he mumbled against Dib's ear.
"W-what?" Dib panted.
"We only have a half hour left. I'm gonna need to hurry, baby, sorry if I hurt you. But we're still gonna need to clean up and re-dress. Dib nodded, wrapping his legs around Red. Red nipped at his ear,
"Just think, soon I'll have the only human left in the whole universe. Well, unless some survive, then they'll be used as slaves." Dib chuckled, and once again moved his hand so it was fondling Red's antenna. WHAT IS IT WITH HIM AND THOSE BLASTED THINGS! I DON'T KNOW! STOP ASKING ME! Red purred, thrusting deeply and quickly; they just needed to get off before the ceremony started, other wise someone'd walk in on them again. Dib panted, and moaned feeling Red's cock hit his prostate,
"OH RED!" he yelled arching his back. Red slammed as hard as he could, hitting that spot again and again.
"Oooh Diiib..." he groaned, his thrusts now becoming more violent. By now Dib was using all his energy not to scream in pleasure, lest the whole galaxy hear him, and tried not to hurt Red as he clawed at his back.
"Oh…Red I'm going to..." Dib yelled out Red's name as he came. Red moaned,
"Oh yes Dib!" he thrusted a few more times, each one harder and deeper than the last, before he came him self, moaning Dib's name. He collapsed, panting, next to Dib, ushering the boy into his arms. Dib snuggled into Red's arms, panting.
"Wow…" was all he said closing his eyes.
"D-don't fall asleep, can't just yet." all Red wanted to do was stay all snuggled up with Dib, nuzzling his face in the crook of the human's neck. Just happy to have Dib laying on top of him. Dib groaned,
"Then we better get up before we do." Red groaned, looking at the clock,
"Ten minutes 'til the ceremony starts." he sat up and yawned, stretching his back. "I should've told them to wait 'til tomorrow. You know, just gave Zim a Megadoomer and let him have his fun." Dib laughed,
"Yeah, but it's too late now." he sighed getting up. Red used the bed sheet to clean himself free of blood and semen that had clung to him, before putting his Tallest robes and armor on. Dib grabbed his clothes from the floor, and also put them on, evening out the wrinkles. Red laughed as Dib put on his clothes,
"You don't seriously expect to keep those do you!"
"Yes! Well...at least the coat" Dib said raising an eyebrow. Red looked him up and down,
"You can keep the coat, it looks good on you." he opened a panel on the wall and pushed a button. Not more than 30 seconds had passed before a female service drone came in,
"Yes Sir?" he said.
"Ivory, go get Dib some clothes. Not to Irken in style, just, have the girls mess with it some. It needs to be blue, with normal Irken-style pants and boots, but the top needs to be a mix of Irken and whatever style they have on Earth." she bowed.
"Yes Sir." she ran off.
"Well, there you go a brand new uniform."
"Oh cool! Thanks!" Dib hugged his 'precious' trench coat. Red smiled, kissing the top of Dib's head, holding his hips.
"Love you." he said, nuzzling the top of the boy's head. Dib giggled resting his head on Red's chest,
"I've loved you for a long time." Dib sighed happily. Red looked down at him,
"Oh really?" he said playfully, "How long?"
"Hmmm," Dib thought "um...remember that time Zim was taken to Foodcourtia?"
"The first time or the second time?"
"I'm pretty sure it was the second."
"Yeah I remember." he began to rock back and forth as if they were dancing while staying in one place. Red chuckled, spinning them in a circle,
"You were so cute. All small and big headed." he kissed Dib's forehead. Dib pouted slightly,
"My head wasn't THAT big!" Red smirked,
"I liked it." he stroked Dib's sides, "More of you to love." Dib giggled as Red stroked him, trying not to laugh too hard; since his sides were ticklish. Red noticed,
"Ah, a little ticklish are we!" he then began to tickle Dib unmercifully. Dib started laughing hysterically trying to get away from the tickling. He tried to cry out but he couldn't say a word between all the laughing and trying to breathe. Red bit his ear playfully, pushing him back onto the bed,
"Tickle, tickle!" there was a nock at the door, "M-My Tallest?" it was the girl from before; "We're finished." Red turned around, his antenna quirking.
"Very good, bring it in." Dib panted taking in deep breathes looking over at the door. The girls brought in a model that was wearing the outfit. It was like a human short-sleeve shirt, only with an Irken collar. It was blue with one thick black stripe across the chest. One other girl was carrying a pair of black pants and another had a pair of boots.
"Well, Dib, what do you think?" Red said, sitting next to Dib on the bed; the Irken hand-maidens were blushing from the sight they had found them in. Dib stared at the clothing for a while with his mouth half open,
"Wow, they're beautiful." he looked up at Red and kissed his lips softly, "Thank you." The girls gasped and began yelling at Dib in Irken. Red held up a hand before waving them off. The two set the clothes down and, with one last dirty look to Dib, left the room. Dib had had his eyes wide,
"Um..." Red kissed the top of his head,
"Don't mind them. Now get dressed boy." he smacked Dib's ass towards the cloths. Dib squeaked when he felt Red smack his ass. He walked over admiring the clothes before putting them on slowly still pondering what he had done to rile the Irken females. Red licked his lips before walking towards the door. Dib never letting anything go so easily decided to ask Red what had happened after he had finished dressing and looking at himself at the mirror that was nearby.
'Wow I look pretty good!' Dib thought. He went over to Red,
"So seriously tell me what I did." Red quirked a 'brow' then smiled,
"Everyone thinks that me and Pur are dating, so they just thought that I was cheating on him or something."
"Well, no offense, you guys look like an obvious couple, and you seem to act like it somewhat." Dib said chuckling. Red grabbed Dib by the waist and pecked his temple, "None taken, love, now let's go get this show on the road!" the walked out of the room, out the hall, and up the elevator to the back of the main conference room. It looked like the back-stage of a stage right before a big play (minus the make up and clothing of course), there were Irkens running around handing out prepared speeches to important people, Irkens with mics yelling out how much time was left before they were to start; there were, however, a few people running around fixing outfits or putting on some Irken-makeup. One Irken with blue eyes ran up and handed Red a stack of note-cards,
"Your speech, Sir."
"No thank you." he waved the cards away. The Irken nodded and ran off as one with purple eyes ran by.
"30 seconds! Places people! Red, to the podium!"
"Well I'll be watching." Dib kissed Red's cheek and started walking towards where the audience goes. Red blew Dib a kiss,
"Alright love, I'll be looking for you!" Purple walked up next to Red,
"Oh Dib! Go stand next to Zim, okay!" Dib nodded going over and spotting Zim in the front row. A monitor flew by with the same announcer guy from Operation Impending Doom II.
"Now then! Wiggle your antennas in salute! And also, as a welcome back to your Almighty Tallest Red!" there was a loud cheer as the curtains were drawn and Red stood at the podium, beaming like an idiot.
"Hi." he said waving at a camera that flew by. He turned to the audience, "Hi." he said again, mostly because he knew that it upset the reporters that were standing directly below. Red cleared his throat. "Now, as most of you know, I've recently been captured by the Resisty. Well, I have returned, thanks to our own Tak, Skoodge, Miz, Tes, and Katto. They will all be re-evaluated after the ceremony! But, before we get to the final cannon sweep, I have an announcement to make." he licked his lip-less mouth, and took a deep breath as the reporters leaned closer. "As most of you know, me and Tallest Purple have been dating for the past several years. Well I'm here to tell you, that that is a load. It's not true at all! We are just best friends! But that is not the announcement I wanted to make. I'm here to say, that I do have a boyfriend." A spot-light shown on Dib, "Hi." Red said again, blowing Dib another kiss. Dib smiled nervously trying not to brush as he waved at the camera. There was some mumbling amongst the crowd,
"But he's not even Irken." one girl next to Dib commented. And, as if Red had heard them, he began again.
"Now, I know what you're thinking, "But he's not even Irken!" well tough! If you don't think he's a suitable mate for me, I don't wanna hear it." he took a deep breath, "Besides, he's the one that kept Zim on Earth so long." the crowds frowns and disapproving mutterings turned into warm smiles and welcoming comments. Dib's nervous smile turned more confident, as he finally got the praise he felt he deserved. He smiled up at Red. Red winked at him,
"I now turn the mic over to Pur." the violet Tallest walked up as Red stood back to let him have his turn.
"Hi." he said smiling and waving at the camera. He turned to the crowd, "Hi." he said again. At least two reporters exploded. "As well as red, I too have an announcement about having a new mate." a spot-light shown on Zim, Purple giggled, "Hi honey!" and anther report's squeedly spootch ruptured. There were gasps and screams and disapproving looks all around the conference hall. Zim smirked giving an air kiss as he waved to the cameras somewhat arrogantly before winking at Purple. Purple giggled again, blushing at the shorter Irken; more disapproving looks.
"And, well, since -hehe- I'm to high on love right now, I think I'll -giggle- turn the mic back over to -hehe- Red." He walked back stage and Red returned to the podium, and, just of comedic purposes, he said "Hi." once more just to injure some more reporters. He grinned stupidly,
"Now then, Zim, would you come up here for the ceremonial Final Cannon Sweep?" Zim grinned manically,
"Why of course my Tallest" Zim walked over to Purple and Red and bowed slightly. The cannon lowered from the ceiling and aimed at the small planet below. Zim's fingers were twitching with excitement that the final destruction of the humans was at his hands. Dib sighed, not as joyous about the festivities as everyone else. He somehow felt guilty. He was USED to be the sole protector of Earth, and he instead of annihilating Zim ended up loving one of his leaders, and somewhat having feelings for the Invader. He tried to think about how much the planets inhabitants hated him, and abused him for so long, but he didn't care about them. They were idiots, and there was no doubt about that; he had figured it out long ago. The only reason he wanted to save the Earth was because in retrospect if you pretend humans don't live there the Earth is a very beautiful place, and it depressed Dib to see such great things like Bigfoot, and the animals being destroyed. After all it held many good memories also, like the ones of his mother. It was she who taught him that the Earth was a great place. When his dad would belittle him about his beliefs his mom would encourage them, But that was the past, and his mom told him before she passed away "to never give up and revel in the past" He was broken out of his thoughts when he heard the cannon firing up. Red was smiling brightly, looking out at the crowd. They were already to leap up and cheer as soon as the deed was done, for this was the last planet (besides the one that belonged to the Resisty) that they had to conquer. But there was one person, one face, that didn't look happy at all. Red's eye softened on Dib; he looked so sad. It was understandable that he'd be angry, like all the other species', but not one of them had ever been sad. There was something different about this creature, or maybe the whole species, something odd. They weren't like everyone else. Red was so wrapped up in thought that he didn't hear the cannon fire, or the cheers of the other Irkens, but he could almost hear the screams of the people below. If Dib tried hard enough, even though scientifically it was impossible, Dib felt like he could also hear the screams of everyone on Earth as they were annihilated. He closed his eyes looking down at the floor willing the tears away as he felt like part of him was being torn to pieces even if it was a bad part of him that was never really ever bright. Suddenly Gir came crashing through the walls causing mayhem and destruction behind him like always screaming "FLYING PIRATE MONKIIEESSSS!" and then latched himself to Zim's head. Red turned to the robot, smiling a little, picking the robot off Zim's head and holding him like a baby; tickling his "tummy" with one finger. Zim hadn't even noticed. Dib looked up, and saw Red tickling Gir's tummy, and smiled slightly. It was a cute sight. It made him think of smeets...and oh god, Dib thought of having kids, and smiled more at the idea, but would Red be up to it? Red cuddled the robot before putting it down. It waddled off, giggling cutely. He glanced at Dib, he saw the boy smiling, and smiled back.
"I love you." he mouthed. Dib grinned wider, and mouthed back,
"I love you too."
"I'm bored. I wish he'd hurry." he mouthed.
"Eh I know, but you know, Zim has to be dramatic." Dib mouthed rolling his eyes. Red chuckled and said quietly, so only Zim could hear,
"Do you mind hurrying, we do have other thing to do, and if you take to long, there won't be enough time for the after-party." Zim pouted at being hurried up, but perked up when he heard after-party. That could only mean one thing...NACHOS! Zim nodded enthusiastically and in less the 2 seconds every inhabitant on Earth was forever dead. Dib sighed in relief now that it was over. Red smiled and walked back up to the podium,
"And now, if you'll make you're way to the Party Room, I do believe there's a thing of nachos calling us." all the Irkens all cheered happily. Well, almost all. A red eyed Irken leaned close to Dib,
"So you and Red are really goin' at it huh?" Dib's eyes widened,
"W-what!"
"You and Red? Do you have a solid relationship? Do I have a shot at you at all? 'Cause I got 100 monies in my pocket right now, that can be in yours if you come hang out in my room during the after-party; if you catch my drift." Dib could've fainted. Sure he admitted he was somewhat of a whore, but he wasn't a prostitute, and would never have sex for money! Dib glared,
"I'm NOT a prostitute!" He puts his hands up,
"Woah, whoa, baby, I never said you were." another male walked up,
"Hmph, 100 monies, this chick's gotta be worth at least 200!" Dib's eye started twitching. Jeez! Did he have a big sign on his head that said 'Do me I take cash not credit!' Dib sighed trying to ignore the male Irkens, and the growing headache. Another couple came up and started fighting. Red walked up behind the four,
"Is there a problem?" he said in a calm voice that sent shivers up their spines.
"No Sir!" they all said before the scattered. Red smirked.
"Thank God! Great timing" Dib sighed in relief wrapping his arms around Red. Red chuckled,
"I would've come sooner, but it was rather funny." Dig glared,
"You jerk I'd like to see how you'd like it!" Dib stuck his tongue out playfully. Red laughed again,
"Careful, or you just might loose this." he grabbed Dib's tongue, "Anyways, I have girls and guys both clinging to my robe all the time."
"Can you let go please?" Dib said as coherently as he could yet still sounding quite funny. Red smirked evilly, the crowd was nearly gone,
"Oh yeah, and what'll I get to hold in return?" Dib pretended to be deep in thought,
"Whatever you want." he said smiling seductively as best he could, considering his tongue was still being held. Red let go,
"Fine. But I get ANYTHING!" Dib sighed happy that his tongue was back inside his mouth...but for how long? Red smiled, pulling Dib close. He chuckled as he looked up and saw Zim and Purple on the floor of the stage making out. Dib looked up also, and chuckled glad that he and Zim had finally found those special some ones in their lives, as he rested his head on Red's chest. Red began to sway back and forth again,
"Let's go back to my room...heh, our room, now I guess." Dib smirked kissing Red's lips. Red took Dib's hand and led him back to their room. Once there, they collapsed on the bed, looking into each other's eyes. Red leaned over and kissed him,
"I love you." Dib kissed Red in return, and looked into his eyes,
"I love you too." Red ran his fingers through Dib's hair,
"I'm glad." he sighed happily. Dib sighed happily closing his eyes, and moving his hand up to stroke those irresistible antenna. Red purred, pulling Dib into his arms.
(-we're talking about Battle of the Planets-
Techno: that alien was ugly
Keri: Note to self: keep techno away from anything w/ antenna
Techno: bwuahahahah I LOVE EM SO MUCH!
Keri: no way D: the marzoids are cool!
Keri: Skoodge is both ugly AND short
Techno: opens both antenna donations! please!
Techno: or massage...both please me! )
Dib grinned happily wrapping his arms around Red, so they were as close as human possible without being morphed into one being. Red smiled, sucking on Dib's hair and stroking his back; slowly he was falling asleep, still tired from teh fun they'd had earlier. Then Dib thought of something,
"Red?"
"Hm?"
"...What do you think about...babies?"
"Babies?"
"Um...you know smeets?"
"Oh, smeets! I love um to bits! They're so cute, don't you just wanna hug um!" Dib grinned,
"Well ever thought about having any of your own?" Red smirked,
"You wanna have a smeet, is that what you're asking?" Dib blushed,
"Yes." Red kissed the top of Dib's head,
"Well, I dunno. Irkens don't normally 'have' the smeet, they just carry it around for a few weeks then they have it removed and it gets put in the smeetery." Dib thought for a little,
"Ok it'll probably be better than the human way."
"What's the human way?"
"The women get pregnant, but they say it's really bad. The have the baby for 9 months which is normal or sometimes earlier depending, and then there's mood swings, unexplainable hunger, and the last and worst part is actually giving birth. Which they say hurts like a son of a bitch." Red kissed Dib,
"Weeeeell, would you rather do it that way?"
"No not really." Dib shuddered.
"Aww, c'mon!"
"You want me to do it the human way! Are you nuts?"
"Heh, I'm just messin' with yuh, baby! Besides, you'd need to have it surgically removed either way."
"Yep thank God I'm not a woman!" Dib grinned. Red took off his armor, just leaving his robes, and climbed under the covers. Dib took off his boots leaving them next to the bed, and got under the covers, cuddling close to Red. Red was more than happy to pull Dib closer, kissing him gently. Dib smiled kissing Red in return before feeling himself being slowly drifting away to sleep,
"I love you" Dib mumbled before falling asleep. Red pet at Dib's hair, each stroke becoming more and more limp.
"Love you too." he said before falling asleep himself.
