Voldemort's POV:

I fumed in as I walked through the large double doors with my cape billowing behind me. It was very sexy by the way.

Anyway I walked up to my place at the head of the table, because I had called together a death eater meeting, finally I had been putting it off for so many days, but seeing that rat-no wormtail had written in my diary I had to call it.

I stormed up to the chair and found…

Wormtail's POV:

Finally, after so long, Voldy oh whoops, "The Dark Lord", called together a death eater meeting.

All death eaters were at the table, but Voldy himself wasn't.

5 minutes went by….

10 minutes went by….

25 minutes went by…

10 minutes went by….

Oh wait didn't I say 10, oh I'm not good in math, uh 30 minutes went by…..

"Want to play truth or dare?" Belatrix suggested. Everyone mumbled in agreement.

"Okay Wormtail first." She called.

I backed away. "Why me?"

"Come on, be a good sport." She prodded.

"Here have a sip of this, it'll make you feel better.." Lucius said handing me a dark red liquid. After a moment's thought, yes I can think, I took it and gulped it down….

Lucius' POV:

"Aaah," He said licking his lips. "Mmmhh, that was gooodd. Iliked it. Whoohooostillwannaplaytruth and dddareee, Heeehee. I feel all funny, what was in that drink?" he said slurring his words.

I smiled reassuringly, "Oh, don't worry about it." The dolt. He took the drink without so much as a thought. I really have my suspicions that his head is filled with sawdust.

Belatrix's POV:

Hahaa. Hilarious. Lucius gave him the drink. What an idiot Wormtail is. Oh well, all the better in a game of truth or dare.

"So Wormtail. Here's your dare: I dare you to sit in the Dark Lord's chair."

"Ha!" I heard Lucius cry out, "What kind of dare is that?"

I turned to him and crossed my arms, "Well, what else should he do?"

He thought for a moment, "He has to imitate the Dark Lord as he sits in the chair."

I shrugged and nodded to Wormtail, who was still intoxicated form the drink.

"Wait!" Avery shouted. "I dare him to dress in a lingerie and then sit in his chair and imitate the Dark Lord.

"Oh," I exclaimed. "That's great…hmm…and I want him to sing a song to!"

Lucius nodded. excitedly, "And he has to dance on the table as he's sings and strip."

I began laughing manically. "HAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAsnort-wait did you say strip?"

He looked away blushing madly. Rookwood cut in whispering to me, "It's okay the Darl Lord is coming and it'll be funny to see his reaction."

I smiled wickedly this is better than torturing the Longbottoms.

Voldemort (AKA The Hottest and Finest Person around) 's POV:

I stormed in to find Wormtail on top of my chair which was on top of the table in a beautiful shade of lingerie (if he had worn a pearl necklace the ensemble would've been perfect) and trying to be me.

I clutched my heart and staggered back. Thank God I had horcruxes. I tried to catch a breath and I couldn't help but hearing him imitate me.

Wormtail's POV:

So there I sat, all hyped up on a mysterious drink Lucius gave me. I think it had beans in it, 'cause I got a lot of gas afterward, either way it was good.

Next thing I knew I was wearing lingeris and was on top of Voldysnort's chair, which was on top of the table, and wearing lingerie. Next up was imitating.

"Ooooh I'm Voldemort the greatest wizard of all time, even though Dumbledore could have kicked my skinny white ass any time."

"I love the death eaters, mainly the male species as I am gay!"

"Whoops the secrets out."

"Here's another secret, it's true I have no life in bed, if you get my drift and so I practice on the stuffed teddy bears."

"OH look at me, look at me, I can't even kill a baby."

Now for the stripping. I stood up and wiggled around trying to dance and tore of the lingerie like the hulk to reveal my self in a thong….so embarrassing. But for some I reason I didn't care. I think it was the drinks fault.

I was turned to-

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" I spun around to find Voldemort.

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Oh shit….