I started this a while back. Hope you enjoy.

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Chain of Memories Spoof

Part One

Sora & Co are walking down some very long path in a big-ass field in the middle of nowhere when Pluto shows up...From nowhere.
Sora: HEY. LET'S FOLLOW THE DOG THAT WAS GONE THE WHOLE LAST GAME!
Donald & Goofy: YEAH! -Chase after pluto-

That night. Sora and Co are sleeping in a big weed field. AND.. Sora wakes up.
Sora: MAN I GOTTA PEE.
Unknown: -POOF- HEY! SUP KEYBLADE MASTER?
Sora: Eh?
Unknown: If you go ahead.. You will forget your name.
Sora: Eh?

ELSEWHERE-
Namine: WEE CASTLE! -Doodles castle-

Castle: -POOF THERE INFRONT OF SORA-
Sora: Where did this come from?
Donald: Uh..
Goofy: LET'S BREAK INTO IT!
Sora: AND RAID THE FRIDGE!
Donald: YEAH! Anything is better than sleeping in dog crap.

Sora smashes a window and crawls in and Donald and Goofy use the front door.
Sora: HEY.. We're all...pixel-like.
Donald: Nobody is here..
Goofy: Maybe this was a bad idea.. Breaking in and entering is illegal I think.
Donald: But.. The king did. He's here so.. it's probally ju-
Goofy: He's here? Who told you that?
Donald: YO MOMMA.
Goofy: REALLY?
Sora: -facepalm- Anyway..I have this feeling that Mickey is here..
Goofy: MY MOM TOLD YOU TOO?
Jiminy: -Comes out of Sora's shirt- NO. Though.. It is odd we all have the sa-
Sora: WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY SHIRT?
Jiminy: NOTHING!
Donald: O RLY?
Jiminy: YA RLY!
Goofy: Garwsh..Maybe the feeling is contagious.
Donald: OR MAYBE- YOU'RE JUST STUPID.
Sora: -Nodds in agreement. Then starts walking off-
Donald: Where you going?
Sora: To find a bathroom.. I have to pee.
Donald: We'll come with you..
Sora: UH...
Goofy: Yeah. Good idea. Sora might need some help.
Sora: I THINK I CAN PEE ON MY OWN..
Donald: EH.. But you always miss the seat an-
Sora: HEY!
Goofy: UH.. GUYS.. -Points-
Unknown: Sup freaks?
Sora: AHH! BLACK MAN! HE'S GOT A GUN!
Donald: NO IT'S A HEARTLESS DUMBASS! -Goes to cast magic- THUNDER!
Magic: -Refuses to be magic-y-
Donald: UH.. FIRE! ...Lumos?
Unknown: Foolish Duck. You forgot how to fight. And next.. You will forget your home. You might remeber an old imaginary friend though. That's how my crib rolls dawgs.
Sora: Your.. crib?
Unknown: That's right foo. And in my crib. You will find your friend.
Sora: But Kairi is at ho- OH.. Riku. He's here.
Unknown: Uh.. sure lets go with that. -Goes through him-
Sora: WOAH MAN.. I don't swing that way..
Unknown: WTF? I was making cards.. -Hands him card-
Sora: Uh.. no thanks. I'm not into Yugi-Oh.
Unknown: NO IT'S A MEMORY CARD YOU IMBISAL. It goes to Traverse Town.
Sora: OH! My Bad.. How's it work?
Unknown: Just stick it in the door.
Sora: Okie dookie total stranger!

In Traverse Town.. Sora is.. ALONE.
Sora: WOAH COOL.
Unknown: Yes, it is. But it's a totally fake town.
Sora: COOL MOVIE SET! How'd you make this with such a low budget?
Jiminy: -Pops out of Sora's Hair- UH.. Where are Donald and Goofy?
Sora: I don't know.. HEY BLACK DUDE! YOU KILLED THEM DIDN'T YOU!
Unknown: NO YOU RACIST BAFOON. I turned them into cards. Now allow me to teach you how to D-D-D-DUEL!
-Battle Starts-
Will you take the Donald Card?
Sora: Do I have a choice?
Unknown: No.. Now. Use the Donald Card.
Donald: -Poofs in and Uses Magic-
Sora: HEY! I thought you forgot how to use magic!
Donald: Uh.. -Disappears-
Unknown: Cards are the hearts of your friends. Everything in this castle is- HEY! Are you paying attention?
Sora: -Picking his nose- Huh? You say something?
Unknown: -Sigh- Yes as a matter of fact I did.
Sora: Oh?
Unknown: Just ..try to attack me.
Sora: KAY! -Starts attacking and Unknown dude blocks everything- STOP...BLOCKING..
Unknown: No.. Now when you-
Sora: -Rapidly trying to attack him until he runs out of cards-
Unknown: Now that you run out of cards, all you have to do to earn them back is-
Sora: YOU CHEATER! YOU HAVE CARDS UP YOUR SLEEVES!
Unknown: Uh..no I don't.
Sora: YES YOU DO! YOU DIRTY CHEATER! CHEATING BLACK MAN!
Unknown: Ugh..
-Battle Ends-
Donald and Goofy: -Standing there-
Sora: FEEL FREE TO HELP ANYTIME GUYS!
Donald: We didn't want to cramp your style.
Jiminy: It's not in the contract.
Goofy: -Staring at his hands- UH.. Why do I only have 8 fingers?
Donald: -Eye Roll-
Sora: -Looks at Unknown- I WANT A REMATCH!
Unknown: NO! You lost! Deal with it. Now excuse me as I escort Donald and Goofy out of here.
Goofy: Where we going?
Unknown: The Hero must be a solo fighter in this game.
Donald: BUT- We can't go! Sora can't do anything without us!
Sora: HEY! I CAN TOO!
Goofy: -Laughs- Sure you can...
Sora: I can wipe my own ass without your help!
Donald & Goofy: -Laughing histerically-
Sora: SCREW YOU GUYS!
Unknown: Can I get on with the plot?
Jiminy: Sorry. Yes proceed. They are just a bunch of monkies.
Sora: Nobody asked you!
Donald: Calm down. Let us handle it.
Sora: FORGET YOU! I'm going on by myself! -Runs-
Donald: He's doomed.
Goofy: Guh-yup.