Part 2
Sora wanders Traverse Town aimlessly. Running into a few of his old friends on the way.
Sora: Aww! Hey there little heartless! Aren't you cute?
Heartless: ...
Sora: Too bad you will have to die! MWAHA! -Hits it with Keyblade-
-Battle Start-
Sora: What the crap?
Heartless: YO! KEYBLADE MASTER!
Sora: YOU. YOU WILL DIE.
Heartless: Miss us?
Sora: ...Us?
-More heartless appear.-
Sora: UM..
Heartless: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Sora: -RUNS-
-Battle End-
Sora: Well thats the last time I hit one of you!
So.. Sora ran into a couple of fights on the way, either chickened out of them or getting his ass kicked by little shadow heartless, until he found a pretty door without heartless in it.
Sora: Not having slaves sucks.
Donald & Goofy: -POOF THERE-
Sora: AHH! YOU CREEPS! I THOUGHT I DITCHED YOU!
Donald: YOU CAN'T DITCH DONALD DUCK!
Goofy: Besides you need us, You look like you have no idea what you're doing.
Sora: I DO! -Hears nose- What was that?
Leon: -walks in- You look like you should be on a dinner plate for the heartless.
Sora: Squall? What are you doing here?
Leon: Squall? No.. Leon. And I live here. And who the heck are you?
Sora: Stop changing your name Squall. It's uncool. Now stop playing and fill us in on the situation.
Leon: IT'S LEON! NOW WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!
Goofy: You don't know us?
Leon: No.. I think I would remeber a weird bunch of freaks like you.
Sora: -Eyes Tear- Y-You forgot us?
Leon: Guess so. So why don't you grab your weird ass friends and go elsewhere Sora.
Donald: HEY! You know his name!
Leon: PFT- No I don-...Oh I do. Weird..
Goofy: -Whispering to Donald- Why is he such a jerk?
Donald: -Pounds fists together- Maybe we should kick some sense into him.
Leon: Uh.. I CAN HERE YOU. Donald you should get the asskicking! And Goofy FECK OFF!
Goofy: Hey! You know our names too!
Leon: Geez. I must be high or something.
Yuffie: -Randomly walks in from nowhere- OR-Maybe, you shouldn't drink ten cans of Red Bull. How many times do me and Aerith have to tell you! It doesn't actually give you wings! Sora, tell him I'm right.
Sora: Ah, you know my name. I guess it's just Squall huh?
Yuffie: Uh.. no.
Leon: Friend of yours?
Yuffie: HELL NO. You think I would hang out with these loosers? Never seen 'em before.
Leon: WELL.. That cleared everything up.
Yuffie: Uh, I'mma gunna go ask Aerith if these are her dorky friends. Leon, try not to jump off a cliff while I'm gone kay? -Yuffie exits stage right.-
Leon: ... -Confused as hell-
Sora: Do you know where the bathroom is?
Leon: ...
Sora: I really have to pee...
Leon: No. BUT- I do know how to fight, and since you don't know how to- I might as well teach you noobs.
-Battle Start-
Leon: Kay, so, see the numbers on your cards?
Sora: The 'A'?
Leon: No.. The numbers.
Sora: Keyblade?
Leon: NO. The numbers dumbass. As in 1-2-3?
Sora: OH! Yeah, I see.
Leon: Alright, anyway, When playing cards the higher number wins.
Sora: Like war?
Leon: ..Yeah.
Sora: Oh so.. No pikachu cards?
Leon: ...No.
Sora: -Fiddles with Hair-
Leon: Anyway.. No matter what card an enemy has you can break it with a-
Sora: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU! -Throws card at Leon.-
Leon: What the hell are you doing?
Sora: -Looking around- Hey.. where's my pikachu?
Leon: SORA! PAY ATTENTION.
Sora: PIKACHU? PIKACHU? Where'd you go?
Leon: -Hits him with Gunblade- PAY ATTENTION.
Sora: BUT- Team Rocket stole my pikachu!
Leon: What the fuck are you talking about?
Sora: Huh? Oh-Sorry.. continue.
Leon: OKAAAAAY... So, Card values also affect the cost of assembling a de-
Sora: I SUMMON BLUE EYED DRAGON! -Throws card-
Leon: WTF?
Sora: Where's the dragon?
Leon: PAY ATTENTION.
Sora: But My dra-
Leon: I WILL HERE NO MORE OF PIKACHU OR DRAGONS! OR ANY OTHER CHARACTERS FROM CARD GAMES! NO STOP FOOLING AROUND AND PAY ATTENTION!
Sora: EEP! Geez Squall you could have asked nic-
Leon: IT'S LEON. NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEARN!
Sora: SIR! YES SIR!
Leon: -Grinds teeth- AS I was saying- You can also assemble three cards and use them all at once, this is called a..
Sora: -Thinking- Blah blah blah.. Ugh, what a jerk. Why is he so mean? AND why won't he stop talking! ...Man this is boring. Stupid Squall. He thinks he is sooo cool with his scar and his gun. Man, if I had a gun I would shoot Donald's brains all over Squall's face. Then he would be all "EW! WOW, YOU'RE HARDCORE SORA! I WISH I WAS YOU.." And then the ladies would swarm all over me and laugh in Squall's face and they would look at me and say "WOW, You're hotter than Riku!" Yeeeaahh..That'd be the day...Man, I gotta pee.
Leon: - and that's how it works. Understand?
Sora: Huh? Oh, yeah sure.
Leon: Okay then, you're on your own. Remeber what I said about sleights and you are good to go. I'll see you later. -Walks off-
Sora: -Looks at Donald and Goofy- ...What's a sleight?
Goofy & Donald: -Shrugg-
