Part Three
Sora
fights some more, while Donald and Goofy run ahead refusing to fight.
Sora eventually makes himself to the cheap run down house that was
used as the Headquaters in the first game. Sora walks in and finds
himself looking at Leon, Yuffie, Aerith, Donald and Goofy sitting
around a coffie table eating sushi.
Sora: YOU GUYS ARE NO
HELP.
Yuffie: We know.
Aerith: -Blink-
Sora: AERITH! You
know me right? It's just Dumb and Dumber who don't know right?
Yuffie
& Leon: HEY!
Aerith: Sorry... but I've never seen you before
in my entire life. But.. You do have a familiar dorkyness to you.
Yuffie: Exactly.
Sora: BUT.. We've met! You made us Lemonde,
Yuffie was annoying, and Leon beat me up! How could you not remeber
that?
Leon: I could have beat you up... I don't remeber alot of
freaks I beat up.
Sora: So.. you won't remeber what you said to
me? That time.. In Hollow Bastion.. You said "We may never meet
again..."
Leon: "But I'll never forget your stupid
hair.."
Sora: YOU DO REMEBER.
Yuffie: I remeber that! It
was right after you made him cry..
Leon: So.. I'm not
hallucinating?
Aerith: I remeber... But I don't remeber. Maybe God
is letting Sora's heart remember for us!
Sora: ...God?
Aerith:
-Steps closer- Yes! God is all around us! And he will let your heart
fix the wrong that has been done to our memory! Because he loves
us!
Leon: Here she goes with this God crap again... Aerith listen,
God doesn't exist.
Aerith: God forgives you for saying that.
Sora:
...And why would he forgive a jerk like Squall?
Aerith: Because
God forgives all except for Homosexuals! GOD IS TELLING ME...
Someone close to you is near!
Sora: REALLY? -Eyes light up, then
he shakes his head- Wait... You are crazy. Nobody is in this town
because it is just a a movie set made from crackers and my
memory.
Yuffie: WAIT..We aren't real?
Sora: Uh...
Aerith: I
JUST HAD A VISION FROM GOD! Sora: Oh really?
Leon: Sora... why
don't you go fetch Aerith a straight jacket. And while you're at it..
Why don't you get one for yourself?
Sora: Eheh, no. I don't take
orders from jerks.
Donald: SORA! STAND UP STRAIGHT! NO
HUNCHING!
Sora: YES SIR!
Leon: Sure...
Aerith: GOD LOVES
YOU ALL..
Sora: Um.. Is there a bathroom in this house?
Yuffie:
Nope. But you can use the sink if you really have to-
Sora: No!
Bye then. -Leaves-
Sora wanders around abit more, decides to
go into a local pub and inevitably runs into Cid there. Cid is eating
from a bowl of nuts and has about ten empty glasses near him.
Cid:
YO. It's MA-MAN SORA! -Hiccup- WAIT... No! You're hair is MA-MAN! I
dunno you.
Sora: ...?
Cid: NO CLUE. I guessed your name!
WITH MY MAGIC POWERS. I can read minds ya know.
Sora: No you
can't!
Cid: Yesh- I -hiccup- can too!
Sora: Prove it!
Cid:
KAY Soos, Ask me a question 'bout anything.
Sora: Okay...
Hm..-Thinks- What color shoes am I wearing?
Cid: Dur they are
yellow!
Sora: WOW! YOU CAN READ MINDS!
Donald: -facepalm-
Sora:
We could use your magic powers on our journey! You can help me find
Riku!
Cid: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Sora: Huh? I didn't call you
any-
Cid: YES YOU DID. YOU CALLED ME RICK!
Sora: Uh..
Cid:
-MumbleMumbleCandrinkinpeaceMumbleMumble-
Sora: Um... Cid?
Cid:
-Stares at him for a minute- ...HI! SORA MA-MAN!
Sora:
...
Cid: Yous Here 'bout that JUMBO HEARTLESS.
Sora: JUMBO
HEARTLESS?
Cid: YEAH HE'S.. ALL...BIG.
Sora: Oh?
Cid: KAY.
Bye Mr.Ambasader..I'mma gunna take a piss now. -Passes out-
Sora:
Jesus..
Goofy: Gawrsh..He was loaded.
Sora: HEY! Let's go find
that Jumbo Heartess!
Donald: How about no? You are seriously going
to belive a Drunk Man? Let alone Drunk Cid?
Sora: YES! Drunk
people are always right about everything.. Like that time Riku's dad
told me about that Man Eatting Goldfish. He practically saved my
life!
Donald: You are getting dumber by the second Sora...I'll
belive THAT when pigs fly and Jumbo Heartless eat goldfish.
-BELL
RINGS.-
Goofy: GUH-YUP! OMG. LOOK OUT!
Guard Armor Falls from
the sky.
Guard Armor: ME WANT MORE GOLDFISH!
Sora: HA! I TOLD
YOU DONALD!
Donald: NOT PROOF AT ALL..I'm not beliving Drunks
until pigs fly.
Porkey Pig: -FLYS BY- G-G-G-GOOD BYE!
Donald:
OO
Sora: -Big Grin-
Guard Armor: FISH! -Hits
Sora-
-Battle Start-
Sora: DAMNIT!
Guard Armor: I WANT
GOLDFISH! -Moves closer-
Sora: Don't come closer!
Guard Armor:
FIIIIIISSSSH
Sora: Stay back ye demon from hell!
Guard Armor:
-Moving closer- FIIIIIIIISSSSSSSHHHHHH.
Sora: FREEZE!
-Accedentally freezes it-
Guard Armor: -Rusts up from melting ice
and breaks apart. Dead.-
Sora: ...That works.
-Battle
End-
Yuffie, Leon, Cid, Aerith, Donald, and Goofy are all staring
at him.
Sora: ...What?
Yuffie: Did you find that hot friend of
yours?
Sora: No! I was kinda busy!
Cid: YOU HAVE A HOT FRIEND?
When can I meet him?
Sora: UM.. Never.
Leon: CID LOOK BEER!
-Points in random direction-
Cid: WEE! -Runs to whever Leon
pointed-
Leon: Sheesh...
Sora: ...Has he ever concidered the
AA?
Leon: Yeah.. He went once. Got all the other people there
drunk too..
Sora: Woah.
Leon: SO.. I guess you'll be leaving
now eh?
Sora: I...guess..
Leon: Okay.. Nice talking to you
then! Bye!
Sora: Squall..You are a jerk.
Yuffie: He's right.
BYE SORA. Nice talking to you! Have a nice trip ect.
Cid:
-Hiccup.- There wasn't any booze over there..
Leon: Come on
Cid..-Grabs him and drags him off-
Yuffie: See ya looser!
-Follows-
Aerith: ...
Sora: ..You going with them?
Aerith:
No.. I have to tell you something you should know.
Sora: AND That
would be?
Aerith: You have sinned against the lord. You must
repent.
Sora?
Aerith: God will smite you with his all mighty
powers if you don't!
Sora: Yeah.. and I'm Harry Potter.
Aerith:
-Gasp- YOU STUDY WITCHCRAFT? GOD HAVE SHAME ON YOU!
Sora: Aerith,
you are starting to creep me out..
Aerith: In the near future, If
you doubt God again you will lose someone dear!
Sora:
Okaaaaaaaay...
Aerith: You must listen! I am an angel from heaven!
If you refuse my warning you will be in nothing but agony!
Donald:
PORCUPINE! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
Sora: Uh.. okay. Aerith I gotta
go- Hey... where'd she go?
Goofy: Where'd who go?
Sora: Aerith
she was talking to me a second ago about God!
Goofy: Maybe she
decended into heaven. -Starts laughing-
Sora: NOT FUNNY. She was
probally right about God!
Donald: What a loony. Sora, There isn't
a god. If there is let him hit me with a rock. -Starts
laughing-
Sora: ...
Donald: -Gets hit in the head with a
rock- OW!
Goofy: A ROCK!
Donald: OMG! THERE IS A GOD.
