Part Four
After
some ranting from Donald about how he will never doubt God again,
Sora finds himself climbing a ridiculously long ladder. After a full
ten minutes of climbing he finally reaches the top. With the only
door they didn't wander to.
Sora: -pant- Who the hell's..Idea
-deep breath- was that ladder?
Donald & Goofy: -shrugg-
They
enter the door only to find themselves...Back at the Unknown's
Crib.
Unknown: Sup homie? How was your trip?
Sora: IT WAS
GREAT! I saw Leon and Yuffie then we fought thi-
Donald:
EHHEM.
Sora: ...Uh. Yeah, Mr.Blackman, Why'd you send me to a
fake town?
Unknown: Because it's in the plot.
Sora: Makes
sense...
Donald: -facepalm-
Axel: -POPS OUT OF NOWHERE- YO YO
YO WAZZUP BITCHES!
Fangirls: SQUEE!
Axel: -Thank you thank
you! -bows-
Unknown: UGH. What the hell do you want?
Axel:
Golden Toilet, Million Dollars, Condo on the beach,- But that's not
important what is important is that you are getting all the screen
time. You need a break.
Unknown: FINE THEN. -Toses him a card-
I'll be in my trailor!
Axel: AND ELIVIS IS LEAVING THE
BUILDING!
Unknown: -MumbleMumblestupidfirestartermumblemumble-
-POOFS AWAY-
Axel: Now that the sour-puss has left, allow me to
make you my slave Mr.Porcupine. I am Axel and I will be your new
master. Make sure you remeber that.
Sora: Okie Dookie.
Donald:
It's offical, Sora you are the dumbest person ever.
Axel: Nah, I
know dumber..Anywho..-Pulls out his weapons- Don't cry please? I hate
that..
Sora: Huh?
-Battle Start-
Sora: This can't be
good...
Axel: MWAHAAHA!
Sora runs at him going to attack and
Axel just puts his hand out and holds his head, the other hand put
behind his back. Sora franatically swings his keyblade back and
forth
Sora: NO FAIR! Move your arm!
Axel: -Yawn- You have got
to be kidding me..Must I really defeat you with one hand behind my
back?
Sora: -SWINGING BACK AND FORTH- I'M GUNNA WIN!
Axel:
...This is pathetic.
Sora: THE SECOND YOU MOVE THAT HAND YOU ARE
GOING DOWN.
Axel: -puts his arm down, Sora charges froward, Axel
moves to the side and trips Sora with his foot-
Sora: OH! YOU ARE
GOING TO PAY FOR THAT.
Axel: ...You know what? I'm just going to
let you win.. This is taking up to much of my precious time.
Sora:
-Hits him in the head with keyblade-
Axel: Oh.. Ow, you got me.
I'm dead. -Poofs away-
-Battle End-
Sora: I AM
VICTORIOUS!
Donald: ...I would hardly call THAT a victory.
Sora:
SHUT UP. I WON.
Donald: Fine fine.. You won. Congradulations. -Eye
roll-
Goofy: YAY FOR WINNING!
Sora: WOOT PARTY!
Jiminy: HEY!
I FOUND SOMETHING!
Donald: More cards? What is this a
funhouse?
Sora: I LOVE FUNHOUSES! -Yoinks cards- WEE!
Axel:
What are you, four?
Donald: AXEL?
Axel: The one and only..
Anyway I- Eyes Sora- No I'm not going to beat you up.
Sora:
-PHEW..
Axel: I was told to tell you that if you keep going you
are going to find that special someone.
Sora: Who told you?
Axel:
Not important..What IS important is that I totally get to play
matchmaker.
Sora: OO! OO! MATCH ME FIRST!
Axel: Alright.
Goofy:
-Picking his nose-
Axel: Ew.. Um.. Alright your match.. will meet
you UM- Upstairs!
Goofy: IS IT RIKU?
Sora: GOOFY.. I'm a
guy.
Axel: Ya never know..It might be a guy- might be a
girl.
Sora: BUT- I don't want a guy!
Axel: Well it's a good
thing it's a girl then.
Sora: YAY! Oh.. But Kairi is gunna kill
me.
Axel: Well you won't have to worry about HER much
longer..
Sora: What's that suppose to mean?
Axel: NOTHING..
Nothing. You'll forget I said that.
Sora: ...I'm confused.
Axel:
So am I. Just go with flow, man.
Sora: Alright.. so.. Flow where
now? What's the plan?
Axel: I'll tell you-
Sora: WAIT..
Don't.
Axel: Suit yourself.. But the plot isn't going to get any
less confusing. -Poofs away-
Sora: -smile of satisfaction-
Donald:
-Hits him in the head- WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU LET HIM TELL US THE
PLAN?
Sora: OW..
Sora & Co wander up a flight of stairs
into a room that looks exactally like the previous room.
Donald:
The makers couldn't use any other backgrounds?
Sora: Low budget
remeber?
Jiminy: HEY! I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT!
Donald: And I
could care less...
Jiminy: THIS WHOLE PLOT THING.. I think it's a
conspiracy against us to control our memories replace someone
important with someone we never met before so the Unknown man can
control you and make you go after that person and use you as their
slave!
Sora: YEAH RIGHT.. That's the dumbest thing I've ever herd
Jiminy.
Goofy: -Laughs- Yeah.. What do you think this is, some
cheaply made video game?
Donald: Jiminy keep your mouth shut for a
while kay? We have better things to do than listen to your silly
conspiracy delusions.
Jiminy: I guess your right...
Goofy: Ya
know.. this reminds me of that time in that other Castle when we were
arguing about Riku..
Sora: ...What other Castle?
Donald:
Goofy.. You and Jiminy are deliousional.
Goofy: You don't remeber?
It was.. Hola-Holler- Uh..
Sora: That Horehouse we took a wrong
turn into?
Goofy: No..It was different.
Donald: A dream you had
fantisizing about Sora's Friend?
Goofy: UH.. Yeah probally if non
of you remeber.
Sora: EWW.. Gross Goofy.
Jiminy: Yeah, geez..
Thanks for sharing.
