Hee hee hee. Hyperness is the key to living... unless you can't get hyper. Oh well chapter 2 is here! Hee hee hee!

Jillian opens her eyes slowly as she tries to get up, but she can't move. When she fully opens her eyes, she sees Ray on top of her. "What! Ray get off of me!" Ray twitches a little, "No, 10 more minutes…" Jillian tries to maneuver her way out, but Ray holds on to her tight, "Stop trying to take my pillow." He grabs Jillian tighter and lays his head on her chest. "You….PERV!" Jillian slaps Ray

In the next cell over…

Max sings the Barney theme over and over as Kenny covers his ears, "Stop! Stop the music!" Kenny continues to pound his head against the padded wall.

In the cell next to the next cell over…

Tyson and Hilary argue about who's fault it is that they are stuck. "It's you freaking fault, Hilary!" "It's not!" "Is too!" "Is not!"

In the cell next to the cell next to the next cell over…

"…. Kai?" "Yes?" "Will you kill me now?" "No." Takaiyu bangs her head against the wall. "Please?"

In the first cell...

"Long nights "spent" with your most obvious weaknesses, you start shaking at the thought, you are everything I want, cause you are everything I'm not, we lay, we lay together, just not too close, too close…." Jillian quietly sings the words of the song on her MP3. "Did you have to slap me!" Ray turns around and looks at her from his corner of the room. "Yes, you perv." Jillian turns up the volume on her MP3. "Look, I'm sorry alright!" "No your not! You're a boy!" "What does that have to do with anything!" "Boys are stupid! So there!" "What!"

In the… uh… umm…. The one Tyson and Hilary are in…

"Shut up, Hilary." "I'm serious Tyson! I want you to think about it too. I mean were stuck in here because of your cousin! She just had to say that see wasn't going to eat the telecustard!" "Hilary." "Yes Tyson." "Please. Shut up."

An hour later the cell doors open and everyone runs out before they close. "Man, I should of taken a nap." Jillian stretches her arms as she yawns. Ray gives her a 'you're hopeless sometimes' look. They decide to take the hall to the right. Soon they hear voice.

"We should make them eat Telecustard!" "Shut up, Po. You're such a gay freak." Dora the Explorer hits Po over the head with Backpack. "I'm Backpack, Backpack! Backpack, Backpack! I'm a backpack load with …." Dora takes out a flamethrower and burns Backpack to a nice crisp. "God that thing was annoying. Every time, backpack, backpack."

Barney takes out a gravel and hits the table, "Alright let's get down to business. We need to figure out what to do with those bitches and bastards in those cells. They know too much as it is." Blue raises her hand and sticks her paw on the mirror in the room. "Oh! Let's play Blue's Clues to find out what Blue means!" Boots runs up the mirror. "My God your stupid." Dipsy adds insult to injure when he punches Boots in the gut and lets him fall to the ground.

"Holy shit look at them. They're freakin' real." Takaiyu stares at the characters through the crack in the door. "Hurry up! I can't hold Max back for long!" Jillian has Max pinned to the wall with a piece of duck tape over his mouth. All of a sudden Max accidentally elbows Jillian in the stomach. "You… little.. Son of a…." she crumbles to the ground. Max rips the tape off his mouth and runs into the room of characters, "Oh my God, it's Barney!" Barney gets up out of his seat, "How the funk did you get out! Get them!" "Oh great now we're being chased by little kid TV starts." Hilary complains. "Just shut up and run." Tyson gives her a look.

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