Part Five

Sora and Co, head up to that big door that Axel told them to go through, because ofcourse..We all listen to strangers.
Sora: Hm.. which card should I use? The one with.. Sand? NAH BORING..Hearts.. TO GIRLY. -Tosses them over his shoulder-
Donald: Eventually you are going to have to visit all of them..
Sora: I know.. -OOH.. THIS ONES SHINEY..BUT.. NAH. HOW ABOUT.. THE PUMPKIN!
Goofy: -A-YUCK!
Donald: ..He had to pick the stupidest looking one..
Sora sticks the card in the door and they end up in...

Halloween Town. Home of the blanked covered ghosts, dancing trees, Talking skeletons, chello playing vampires and Santa Clause ( --Kindanotreally).
Goofy: GARWSH. LOOK AT ALL THEM FREAKY FOKE.
Donald: ..And Giant talking dog things aren't freaky?
Goofy: Ofcourse not. GUCK, Kids love giant talking dog things.
Sora: ...Whatever you say..
Just then.. Jack Skellington pops out of thin air and greets them by scaring them.
Donald: JESUS CHRIST! -Hides behind Goofy-
Goofy: -Shrieks like a girl-
Sora: ..WELL HI THERE!
Jack: Woah. Some pair of lungs you got there. That was the best shriek I've herd in a while..You are so easy to scare. I'm gunna have a feild day. Anywho, I'm Jack Skellington, King of all things revolting!Nice to meet ya'!
Donald: HMPH! NICE TO MEET ..You have got to be kidding me. WE AREN'T ABOUT TO BE-
Jack: -Here we got a bit of a problem..
Donald: A MENTAL PROBLEM..
Jack: No the medicane will fix that.. It's a different problem.
Sora: What is it? You don't have any guts? It's okay Donald doesn't either..
Donald: HEY!
Jack: Well.. This is the problem. -POOF HEARTLESS.-
Sora: OH..
-Battle Start-
Sora: I really... really... hate you right now.
Jack: -Shrugg-
Mummy Heatless: I WANT MY MUMMY!
Sora: DIE ROTTING SCUM!
SO.. Sora kills some mummies. Let's skip the details..
-Battle End-
Donald: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Jack: The heartless.
Donald: WHAT'CHA CALL THEM FOR THEN?
Jack: ...I didn't. They are really a pain in the bones..They would rather rip out peoples insides and eat them rather than just scaring them to death.
Donald: AND SCARING THEM TO DEATH IS ANY BETTER?
Jack: Please.. Stop yelling. People are trying to rest in peace.
Donald: ...
Sora: -Poking Jack's leg- What holds you together?
Jack: Hm? I don't know.. Let's go ask Mr.WannabeFrankenstein.
Sora: OKIE DOOKIE!
Jack: FOLLOW MEEEEE! -walks off-
Jiminy: -Comes out of Sora's shoe- This has bad stupid idea written all over it..
Sora: LA LA LA -Follows Jack-
Donald: He is going to walk right into a trap..
Jack: -POOF Behind Donald- OH YOU FOUND ME OUT..
Donald: QUACK! -Jumps onto Goofy-
Jack: HAHA JUST KIDDING! Let's go!

So.. They follow big crazy talking skellington, running into annoying flowers and mummies on the way, Until the reach the not-so-secret labratory of Mr.WannabeFrankenstein.'
Jack: Allow me introduce to you Dr.Finkelstein, world famous mad scientist.
Dr.F: Not mad! Angry! I'm an angry scientist.. And I'm afraid like all angry scientists I've created a horrible people eatting monster!
Goofy: GARWSH.
Dr.F: YES, I made it while I was getting my bi-monthly haircut It-
Sora: BUT.. You're bald.
Dr.F: I'm not bald, I shave my head.
Sora: OOH..Go on..
Dr.F: It came to me from out of the blue..Why not make a False Memory People Eatting Monster?
Sora: Sounds like a good idea..
Dr.F: It is! So this monster of mine-Can turn invisable!
Sora: Get outta town!
Dr.F: It crawls inside of your head and eats away at your memory causing you to remeber the monster itself inplace of normal memories!
Sora: AWSOME!
Donald: ...I THINK I'M INFECTED.
Dr.F: YES! We all are.. The monster can cause damage to more than one person at once! Which is why I created a MemoryMonster Repelant.
Goofy: Did it work?
Jack: Not eactly.. As soon as he went to use it, Those Egyptain Mummy Heartless started showing up.
Donald: Sounds like your a totally failer..
Dr.F: NO IT'S PERFECT!
Donald: BULLSHIT. That's a lie!
Dr.F: IT'S COMPLETELY TRUE- Just with the error of 100.
Donald: Which means it's crap.
Dr.F: IS NOT IT'S FLAWLESS!
Donald: PROVE IT!
Dr.F: UH.. I can't because.. I lost it.
Sora: LET'S GO FIND IT! I always wanted monster replant!
Jack: Sally probally has it. I'll go get it. Come on leafhead!
Sora: Coming!
Donald: I'm surronded by idiots...

Once again the Trio follows Jack, who at one point made a wrong turn into a tree, who replied with rude comments. Eventually Jack let them into a graveyard where Sally was staring at air.
Jack: Sally! I knew you'd be in here! Visiting your uncle again?
Sally: ..-Looks at Sora & Co.- Who are your odd looking friends?
Jack: No idea, didn't bother to learn their names. Do you have that Monster Replant?
Sally: ..Yeah.
Sora: Can we have it?
Sally: No.
Donald: WHY NOT?
Sally: I don't talk to strangers.
Donald: ...
Jack: Okay, can I have it?
Sally: Ofcourse. But, How are you going to get replant in your head?
Jack: Pour it through my eye sockets ofcourse!
Sally: What about them?
Jack: Hm.. I suppose we could drill a hole into their head and pour it in.
Donald: No need, Sora already has a hole drilled in his head.
Sora: -Blink.- I do? -Starts feeling his head for holes.-
Donald: Moron.
Jack: Aw, don't say that.. He's not all stupid, He put on his own clothes didn't he?
Sora: Uh.. actually My-
Just then Oogie Boogie runs through streaking.
Oogie: FREEDOM!
Donald: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Goofy: As long as he didn't take that replant I don't care.
Oogie: YOINK! -Takes replant from Sally-
Donald: -Gives Goofy evil eyes-
Jack: OOGIE! GIVE THAT BACK!
Oogie: Manners Jack. Say please.
Jack: HAND IT OVER.
Oogie: Yes, ofcourse -Goes to hand it back but purposly spills it onto his foot.- OOPS.. Butterfingers! Well.. butterhands.. Haven't got any fingers.
Jack: YOU FOOL.
Oogie: Hmm.. -staring at his foot.- Does it work like bugspray? -Walks off-
Sora: WE NEED HIS FOOT!
Jack: I agree! AFTER HIM!

AND AGAIN.. We follow Jack, this time to Oogie's Casino.
Sora: OOOOoOO SLOT MACHINE.
Donald: WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
Jack: OOGIE HAND OVER YOUR FOOT!
Oogie: What do you want me to do, cut it off?
Jack: YES!
Oogie: Well then.. YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT. Anyone want to play poker?
Sora: OH ME! ME!
Jack: Oogie cut off your foot or you will be taken down!
Oogie: -Eyes foot- I think that replant stains.. OH I FEEL FUNNY.
Sora: Uh-Oh..
Oogie: I FEEL.. ALL... EXPLODE-Y.
Jack: Uh.. you okay?
Oogie: STAY BACK. I'M GUNNA BLOW!
-Battle Start-
Donald: ...What the crap?
Sora: I'M GOING TO CUT HIS FOOT OFF!
Jack: I'LL HELP!
Goofy: ...This is getting weird..
Sora and Oogie Boogie engage in a battle where Oogie hid behind bars and tried to kill him with fuzzy dice. Inevitably, Sora won the fight.
-Battle End-

Everyone is randomly back in the labratory.
Sora: ..Uh.. wheren't we at a Casino a minute ago?
Goofy: Shhh! Mr. WannabeFrankenstein is talking.
Dr.F: It's a good thing Oogie is made of fabric otherwise I wouldn't be able to squeeze that repelant out of his foot. There is only a few drops though..
Goofy: Why don't you drink it Sora?
Sora: Ew..No. It was on a Bugman's foot..
Dr.F: ..You don't want it? That's to bad I would have loved to put something into your head..
Jack: So..You don't care if there is a Monster poking holes in your brain?
Sora: Ofcourse I care! I'm just not putting foot-juice anywhere near my head.
Jack: But.. IT WILL REVEAL THE PLOT...With the monster gone everything will make sense!
Sora: Yeah.. But Axel said that he's confused to so.. As long as I'm not the only one confused with the plot, I don't care if there is a creepy gremlin in my head.
Dr.F: ..I have to say.. Not a single thing you said made sense.
Sally: ...Who's Axel?
Sora: Uh.. this guy.
Sally: What guy?
Sora: I dunno, some guy.
Sally: ...
Jack: Some random person told you he was confused and that's why your not killing the monster?
Sora: He wasn't random.. The black dude knew him.
Jack: ...Riight.
Goofy: Sora's stupidity is scaring me.
Jack: THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
Donald and Goofy: -blink-
Sora: ...
Jack: ...
Goofy: ...
Sally: This is awkward.
Sora: ...Yeah, well, I'll be off then!
Jack: Bye Leafhead! Mr.Duck, Dog...thing.. Nice talking to ya!
Sora,Donald,&Goofy: -Leave-
Jack: ...The black dude?
Sally: Weirdest kid I have ever met.