Part Five
Sora
and Co, head up to that big door that Axel told them to go through,
because ofcourse..We all listen to strangers.
Sora: Hm.. which
card should I use? The one with.. Sand? NAH BORING..Hearts.. TO
GIRLY. -Tosses them over his shoulder-
Donald: Eventually you are
going to have to visit all of them..
Sora: I know.. -OOH.. THIS
ONES SHINEY..BUT.. NAH. HOW ABOUT.. THE PUMPKIN!
Goofy:
-A-YUCK!
Donald: ..He had to pick the stupidest looking one..
Sora
sticks the card in the door and they end up in...
Halloween
Town. Home of the blanked covered ghosts, dancing trees, Talking
skeletons, chello playing vampires and Santa Clause
( --Kindanotreally).
Goofy: GARWSH. LOOK AT ALL THEM FREAKY
FOKE.
Donald: ..And Giant talking dog things aren't freaky?
Goofy:
Ofcourse not. GUCK, Kids love giant talking dog things.
Sora:
...Whatever you say..
Just then.. Jack Skellington pops out of
thin air and greets them by scaring them.
Donald: JESUS CHRIST!
-Hides behind Goofy-
Goofy: -Shrieks like a girl-
Sora: ..WELL
HI THERE!
Jack: Woah. Some pair of lungs you got there. That was
the best shriek I've herd in a while..You are so easy to scare. I'm
gunna have a feild day. Anywho, I'm Jack Skellington, King of all
things revolting!Nice to meet ya'!
Donald: HMPH! NICE TO MEET
..You have got to be kidding me. WE AREN'T ABOUT TO BE-
Jack:
-Here we got a bit of a problem..
Donald: A MENTAL PROBLEM..
Jack:
No the medicane will fix that.. It's a different problem.
Sora:
What is it? You don't have any guts? It's okay Donald doesn't
either..
Donald: HEY!
Jack: Well.. This is the problem. -POOF
HEARTLESS.-
Sora: OH..
-Battle Start-
Sora: I really...
really... hate you right now.
Jack: -Shrugg-
Mummy Heatless: I
WANT MY MUMMY!
Sora: DIE ROTTING SCUM!
SO.. Sora kills some
mummies. Let's skip the details..
-Battle End-
Donald: WHAT THE
FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Jack: The heartless.
Donald: WHAT'CHA
CALL THEM FOR THEN?
Jack: ...I didn't. They are really a pain in
the bones..They would rather rip out peoples insides and eat them
rather than just scaring them to death.
Donald: AND SCARING THEM
TO DEATH IS ANY BETTER?
Jack: Please.. Stop yelling. People are
trying to rest in peace.
Donald: ...
Sora: -Poking Jack's
leg- What holds you together?
Jack: Hm? I don't know.. Let's go
ask Mr.WannabeFrankenstein.
Sora: OKIE DOOKIE!
Jack: FOLLOW
MEEEEE! -walks off-
Jiminy: -Comes out of Sora's shoe- This has
bad stupid idea written all over it..
Sora: LA LA LA -Follows
Jack-
Donald: He is going to walk right into a trap..
Jack:
-POOF Behind Donald- OH YOU FOUND ME OUT..
Donald: QUACK! -Jumps
onto Goofy-
Jack: HAHA JUST KIDDING! Let's go!
So.. They
follow big crazy talking skellington, running into annoying flowers
and mummies on the way, Until the reach the not-so-secret labratory
of Mr.WannabeFrankenstein.'
Jack: Allow me introduce to you
Dr.Finkelstein, world famous mad scientist.
Dr.F: Not mad! Angry!
I'm an angry scientist.. And I'm afraid like all angry scientists
I've created a horrible people eatting monster!
Goofy:
GARWSH.
Dr.F: YES, I made it while I was getting my bi-monthly
haircut It-
Sora: BUT.. You're bald.
Dr.F: I'm not bald, I
shave my head.
Sora: OOH..Go on..
Dr.F: It came to me from out
of the blue..Why not make a False Memory People Eatting
Monster?
Sora: Sounds like a good idea..
Dr.F: It is! So this
monster of mine-Can turn invisable!
Sora: Get outta town!
Dr.F:
It crawls inside of your head and eats away at your memory causing
you to remeber the monster itself inplace of normal memories!
Sora:
AWSOME!
Donald: ...I THINK I'M INFECTED.
Dr.F: YES! We all
are.. The monster can cause damage to more than one person at once!
Which is why I created a MemoryMonster Repelant.
Goofy: Did it
work?
Jack: Not eactly.. As soon as he went to use it, Those
Egyptain Mummy Heartless started showing up.
Donald: Sounds like
your a totally failer..
Dr.F: NO IT'S PERFECT!
Donald:
BULLSHIT. That's a lie!
Dr.F: IT'S COMPLETELY TRUE- Just with the
error of 100.
Donald: Which means it's crap.
Dr.F: IS NOT IT'S
FLAWLESS!
Donald: PROVE IT!
Dr.F: UH.. I can't because.. I lost
it.
Sora: LET'S GO FIND IT! I always wanted monster replant!
Jack:
Sally probally has it. I'll go get it. Come on leafhead!
Sora:
Coming!
Donald: I'm surronded by idiots...
Once again the
Trio follows Jack, who at one point made a wrong turn into a tree,
who replied with rude comments. Eventually Jack let them into a
graveyard where Sally was staring at air.
Jack: Sally! I knew
you'd be in here! Visiting your uncle again?
Sally: ..-Looks at
Sora & Co.- Who are your odd looking friends?
Jack: No idea,
didn't bother to learn their names. Do you have that Monster
Replant?
Sally: ..Yeah.
Sora: Can we have it?
Sally:
No.
Donald: WHY NOT?
Sally: I don't talk to strangers.
Donald:
...
Jack: Okay, can I have it?
Sally: Ofcourse. But, How are
you going to get replant in your head?
Jack: Pour it through my
eye sockets ofcourse!
Sally: What about them?
Jack: Hm.. I
suppose we could drill a hole into their head and pour it in.
Donald:
No need, Sora already has a hole drilled in his head.
Sora:
-Blink.- I do? -Starts feeling his head for holes.-
Donald:
Moron.
Jack: Aw, don't say that.. He's not all stupid, He put on
his own clothes didn't he?
Sora: Uh.. actually My-
Just then
Oogie Boogie runs through streaking.
Oogie: FREEDOM!
Donald:
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Goofy: As long as he didn't take that
replant I don't care.
Oogie: YOINK! -Takes replant from Sally-
Donald: -Gives Goofy evil eyes-
Jack: OOGIE! GIVE THAT
BACK!
Oogie: Manners Jack. Say please.
Jack: HAND IT
OVER.
Oogie: Yes, ofcourse -Goes to hand it back but purposly
spills it onto his foot.- OOPS.. Butterfingers! Well.. butterhands..
Haven't got any fingers.
Jack: YOU FOOL.
Oogie: Hmm.. -staring
at his foot.- Does it work like bugspray? -Walks off-
Sora: WE
NEED HIS FOOT!
Jack: I agree! AFTER HIM!
AND AGAIN.. We
follow Jack, this time to Oogie's Casino.
Sora: OOOOoOO SLOT
MACHINE.
Donald: WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
Jack:
OOGIE HAND OVER YOUR FOOT!
Oogie: What do you want me to do, cut
it off?
Jack: YES!
Oogie: Well then.. YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT
THAT. Anyone want to play poker?
Sora: OH ME! ME!
Jack: Oogie
cut off your foot or you will be taken down!
Oogie: -Eyes foot- I
think that replant stains.. OH I FEEL FUNNY.
Sora: Uh-Oh..
Oogie:
I FEEL.. ALL... EXPLODE-Y.
Jack: Uh.. you okay?
Oogie: STAY
BACK. I'M GUNNA BLOW!
-Battle Start-
Donald: ...What the
crap?
Sora: I'M GOING TO CUT HIS FOOT OFF!
Jack: I'LL
HELP!
Goofy: ...This is getting weird..
Sora and Oogie Boogie
engage in a battle where Oogie hid behind bars and tried to kill him
with fuzzy dice. Inevitably, Sora won the fight.
-Battle
End-
Everyone is randomly back in the labratory.
Sora:
..Uh.. wheren't we at a Casino a minute ago?
Goofy: Shhh! Mr.
WannabeFrankenstein is talking.
Dr.F: It's a good thing Oogie is
made of fabric otherwise I wouldn't be able to squeeze that repelant
out of his foot. There is only a few drops though..
Goofy: Why
don't you drink it Sora?
Sora: Ew..No. It was on a Bugman's
foot..
Dr.F: ..You don't want it? That's to bad I would have loved
to put something into your head..
Jack: So..You don't care if
there is a Monster poking holes in your brain?
Sora: Ofcourse I
care! I'm just not putting foot-juice anywhere near my head.
Jack:
But.. IT WILL REVEAL THE PLOT...With the monster gone everything will
make sense!
Sora: Yeah.. But Axel said that he's confused to so..
As long as I'm not the only one confused with the plot, I don't care
if there is a creepy gremlin in my head.
Dr.F: ..I have to say..
Not a single thing you said made sense.
Sally: ...Who's
Axel?
Sora: Uh.. this guy.
Sally: What guy?
Sora: I dunno,
some guy.
Sally: ...
Jack: Some random person told you he
was confused and that's why your not killing the monster?
Sora: He
wasn't random.. The black dude knew him.
Jack:
...Riight.
Goofy: Sora's stupidity is scaring me.
Jack:
THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
Donald and Goofy: -blink-
Sora:
...
Jack: ...
Goofy: ...
Sally: This is
awkward.
Sora: ...Yeah, well, I'll be off then!
Jack: Bye
Leafhead! Mr.Duck, Dog...thing.. Nice talking to
ya!
Sora,Donald,&Goofy: -Leave-
Jack: ...The black
dude?
Sally: Weirdest kid I have ever met.
