Part 7
Sora
put the card with the hearts in the door and they ended up
in…
Wonderland! Home of the disappearing cats, singing flowers,
giant smoking caterpillars, marching cards and a Bitchy Queen.
Sora:
-eyes widen- WOAH GIANT MUSHROOMS.
Goofy: Hey.. who's
that?
White Rabbit: -runs up to them and yells in their face- I'M
LATE! HOLY CRAP I'M LATE!
Donald: Maybe you're pregnant.
Goofy
& Sora: -stare at Donald-
Donald: …..What?
White Rabbit:
I'M GOING TO BE ROASTED FOR DINNER! OH I'M LATE!
Sora: …Um..
for what?
White Rabbit: THE TRIAL! LATE FOR THE TRIAL OH! I'LL
LOOSE MY HEAD!
Sora: -Eyes widen- Someone is gunna cut your head
off? COOL!
Donald: -Hits Sora in the head- Sora! Shut up!
White
Rabbit: I'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN TIME! OH MY ASS WILL BE KICKED! -runs
off-
Donald: What the fuck?
Goofy: For such a peaceful little
forest, there sure are some wack-os here.
Donald: Tell me about
it.
Goofy: Alright.. well, This crazy rabbit came up to us a
couple of seconds ago and he said-
Donald: Shut up. It was an
expression.
Goofy: ..Oh.
Sora: …LET'S FOLLOW THAT RABBIT!
-runs off-
Donald: …..Okaaay.
So they follow the white rabbit, who took sharp turns and climbed up trees, swung from flower to flower. It was ridiculously hard to catch up. They managed somehow, Sora even had time to stop every few minutes and pick up stuff & parts of giant mushrooms and plants into his pocket (Only God knows why..). Eventually the rabbit stopped in a courtyard where a Alice stood on trail and the Queen bitched at her.
Goofy:
Hey, some kind of get to together. Ya, think it's a party?
Donald:
Of course it isn't a party! It's so obvious this is the trail
that rabbit was talking about.
WR( White Rabbit, getting a little
lazy here.): You understand the charges, Alice?
Alice: Um.. NO!
What the heck did I do?
Queen: YOU EXISTED THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.
Also, YOU ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH THE HEARLESS!
Alice: I am not! You
have no proof of that!
Queen: That evidence is…..I FORGET WHAT
IT IS! SO YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY MEMORY.
WR:
Yeah what she said! You have committed a serious crime!
Alice: I'm
being punished because Her Majesty is getting old?
Queen: OLD?
OLD?
Alice: Yeah, you herd me. I shouldn't get blamed for your
Altimers.
Queen: Do you not know who you are talking to?
Alice:
A fat bitch?
Queen: YOU BRAZEN THEIF!
Sora: ……..What's
brazen mean?
Goofy: -shrug- Doesn't sound nice though.
Sora:
She has no right to be picking on cute blondes! -runs up towards the
queen-
Donald: …Since when does he like blondes?
Goofy:
-shrug- Uh…Sora, Bad Idea!
Queen: The court has reached a
verdict! Your sentence is….DEATH!
Alice: What?
Sora: Hold
it right there you overweight bitch! This trail is bullshit! You
should investigate before you convict people!
Queen: ….Are you
saying Alice is innocent?
Sora: Yes!
Queen: Then you know who
did it?
Sora: Uh….
Queen: The sentence is still death unless
you give me an answer boy!
Sora: UHH...
Queen: WELL?
Sora:
I DID IT!
Donald: WHAT?
Goofy: Huh?
Alice: What the
hell?
Queen: EXCUSE ME?
Goofy: Gawrsh.. Sora's been stealing
memory the whole time?
Sora: -Elbows Goofy- Of course not!
Goofy:
So why did you say you did?
Sora: UH….Give me a second.
Queen:
SEIZE THE ROBBERS AT ONCE!
Battle Start
Sora: Oo Okay
didn't think this through…
So pretty much.. Sora bends some
giant cards in half.
Battle End
Sora: AHA! Victory!
Donald:
….Where the heck did the girl go?
Sora: -Eyes fountain- OH MAN…
Have to pee..
Goofy: Maybe Alice escaped.
Sora: -inches closer
to the fountain.-
Queen: Maybe she did. BUT YOU WON'T.
Sora &
Co turn around and see the Queen ready with a whole deck of
cards.
Donald: This won't end well…
Sora: RETREAT! -Runs
away-
Goofy: WAIT FOR US!
They run for the hills, Sora screaming at the top of his lungs, until they get far-far-from the Queen and her angry cards. They find none-other than Alice hiding.
Sora: We almost got killed! -Looks at Alice- At least
your okay.
Donald: ARE YOU INSANE?
Alice: …Um, are you really
a memory thief? -backing up.-
Sora: No! Why would I steal memory?
There isn't any profit in that..
Goofy: Yup Sora only said that
cause he wanted to-
Donald: - hit on you!
Sora: …Huh?
Alice:
-blush- Really? Well.. Thank you for saving me cutie.
Sora:
…Um.
Cheshire Cat: -Pops out of thin air-
Donald: AH! -Jumps
onto Goofy, who jumps onto Sora, who drops them both.-
Alice: Oh!
It's that crazy cat.
Cheshire Cat: -Laughing maniacticly- You
aren't far enough yet. -Disappears and pops up to the left of them-
The queen can smell fresh meat. She won't stop hunting you until
she gets the kill. Did she forget she remembered or did she remember
she forgot? Makes no difference to me. Just sounds fun doesn't
it?
Sora: I'm confused…
Jiminy: -Pops out of Sora's
mouth- We should hide Alice!
Sora: UGH! -Spits on the floor, wipes
his tongue, jumps up and down.- Cockroach germs!
Jiminy: I'm a
cricket!
Sora: Ew! Cricket in my mouth!
Jiminy: Never mind
that. The queen is going to cut Alice's head off.
Sora:
…So…We'll just cut the queens head of instead. -sticks soap in
his mouth-
Cheshire Cat: You should do something, but ..Aw screw
it. Riddles are hard to think up all the time. I think I'll be
black instead.
Sora: Sounds cool.
Cheshire Cat: Doesn't it?
-EHEM. Let's see here. -disappears and reappears behind them.- YO
YO WHAT'S GOOD HOMIE?
Sora: BITCHES FO'SHO.
Donald:
……..
Cheshire Cat: YO' YOU AINT GUNNA REMEMBER NUTHIN' IF
YOU TRY HARD. IT LIES THAT CRACKER HEAD OF YOUS.
Sora:
Word.
Jiminy: Huh?
Cheshire Cat: I AINT SAYIN'
NUTHIN.
Donald: ….The hell?
They wandered out of their hiding spot when it got quiet and wandered forward until they ended up in a house.
Sora: -reading candy- "Eat me?" Look guys!
This candy wants me to eat it!
Donald: You don't know where
that's been!
Goofy: This bottle wants me to drink it!
Donald:
It doesn't mean you should!
Sora: This chair wants me to sit in
it!
Donald: Don't touch anything!
Sora: …Huh? "Smoke me?"
Hm…
Donald: DON'T TOUCH THAT.
Sora: Alright,
alright.
Goofy: Weird how the woods is a house all the
sudden..
Sora: -Reading things in the room labeled " me"- I
told you. Cheap sets. They didn't have enough forest
background.
Alice: Let's look around! We might find something
useful.
Sora: -reads Alice's back- "Kill me?" Hm… -Pulls
his keyblade out-
Donald: -Hits him over the head- If one of the
signs told you to cut your own foot of would you?
Sora:
…Maybe..
Alice: OH NO!
Queen: You haven't seen the last of
me!
Sora: -Reads Queens Crown- "Wear me?"
Queen: Excuse
me?
Sora: OH..Uh.. nothing.
Queen: The jig is up! You all
stole my memory! So I sentence you all to- …I sentence you to…Uh..
wait….. I sentence..um… Huh?
Goofy: Spit it out.
Queen:
Where the hell am I?
Donald: Huh!
Queen: What's going on
here? Who are you? I ..don't.. remember what I was doing…
Sora:
What's wrong with her?
Goofy: Maybe she hit her head?
Alice:
HOLY HELL RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Battle Start
Random Giant
paper-machay juggler man is there.
Sora: Wait I'm confused.
Where did this thing come from?
Goofy: Fight, Sora, Fight!
Sora:
Okaaay..
Random Boss: -Throws fire at him-
Sora: AH! -ducks and
throws the flaming stick back-
Random: -Flaming stick gets his arm
caught on fire and he burns to a crisp.-
Sora: Um. Alrighty
then..
Battle End
Queen: YOU THERE. The Spiky-Haired boy!
Where did that heartless come from?
Sora: I don't know..
Queen:
OF WITH YOUR HEAD. HE'S PLOTTING AGAINST ME.
Alice: Paranoid
much? Please, You're the one who told us to kill the
heartless.
Sora: …She.. did?
Alice: It was brave of her!
Risking her favorite servants to destroy a fire breathing heartless!
And we did! With success. Isn't that right Sora?
Sora: …-Stares
at Alice- How did you know my name!
Alice: Huh?
Sora: She new
my name! But.. I NEVER TOLD YOU.
Queen: OH DEAR SHE MUST BE A
SPY!
Sora: A SPY? AHH GET AWAY FROM ME!
Queen: AND ME! GUARDS
SEIZE HER!
Alice: Hey wait! I- did nothing wrong! -Guards grab her
arms- NO Let me go!
Guards: -Start dragging her off-
Queen: GET
RID OF THE SPY!
Sora: She.. MIGHT HAVE BEEN PLANING TO KILL
ME.
Queen: Crazy stalker! WE MUST ELIMINATE HER BEFORE SHE STEALS
OUR IDENTIY!
Sora: YEAH AND QUICKLY!
Queen: GUARDS ELIMINATE
HER!
Alice: AHH NO! HELP! DONALD! GOOFY! DO SOMETHING!
Goofy:
GAWRSH! She knew our names too!
Sora: AHH! A SPY! SHE MUST HAVE
SUMMOND THE HEARTLESS!
Goofy: OH NO!
Alice: AHH! -Gets dragged
off-
Donald: Idiots! You are going to get her killed!
Sora:
B-but, She knew our names! We never told her!
Donald: Yes we did-
-thinks- ….You're..right. We didn't. She.. was a stalker.
Sora:
Exactly.
