Part 7

Sora put the card with the hearts in the door and they ended up in…
Wonderland! Home of the disappearing cats, singing flowers, giant smoking caterpillars, marching cards and a Bitchy Queen.

Sora: -eyes widen- WOAH GIANT MUSHROOMS.
Goofy: Hey.. who's that?
White Rabbit: -runs up to them and yells in their face- I'M LATE! HOLY CRAP I'M LATE!
Donald: Maybe you're pregnant.
Goofy & Sora: -stare at Donald-
Donald: …..What?
White Rabbit: I'M GOING TO BE ROASTED FOR DINNER! OH I'M LATE!
Sora: …Um.. for what?
White Rabbit: THE TRIAL! LATE FOR THE TRIAL OH! I'LL LOOSE MY HEAD!
Sora: -Eyes widen- Someone is gunna cut your head off? COOL!
Donald: -Hits Sora in the head- Sora! Shut up!
White Rabbit: I'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN TIME! OH MY ASS WILL BE KICKED! -runs off-
Donald: What the fuck?
Goofy: For such a peaceful little forest, there sure are some wack-os here.
Donald: Tell me about it.
Goofy: Alright.. well, This crazy rabbit came up to us a couple of seconds ago and he said-
Donald: Shut up. It was an expression.
Goofy: ..Oh.
Sora: …LET'S FOLLOW THAT RABBIT! -runs off-
Donald: …..Okaaay.

So they follow the white rabbit, who took sharp turns and climbed up trees, swung from flower to flower. It was ridiculously hard to catch up. They managed somehow, Sora even had time to stop every few minutes and pick up stuff & parts of giant mushrooms and plants into his pocket (Only God knows why..). Eventually the rabbit stopped in a courtyard where a Alice stood on trail and the Queen bitched at her.

Goofy: Hey, some kind of get to together. Ya, think it's a party?
Donald: Of course it isn't a party! It's so obvious this is the trail that rabbit was talking about.
WR( White Rabbit, getting a little lazy here.): You understand the charges, Alice?
Alice: Um.. NO! What the heck did I do?
Queen: YOU EXISTED THAT'S WHAT YOU DID. Also, YOU ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH THE HEARLESS!
Alice: I am not! You have no proof of that!
Queen: That evidence is…..I FORGET WHAT IT IS! SO YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY MEMORY.
WR: Yeah what she said! You have committed a serious crime!
Alice: I'm being punished because Her Majesty is getting old?
Queen: OLD? OLD?
Alice: Yeah, you herd me. I shouldn't get blamed for your Altimers.
Queen: Do you not know who you are talking to?
Alice: A fat bitch?
Queen: YOU BRAZEN THEIF!
Sora: ……..What's brazen mean?
Goofy: -shrug- Doesn't sound nice though.
Sora: She has no right to be picking on cute blondes! -runs up towards the queen-
Donald: …Since when does he like blondes?
Goofy: -shrug- Uh…Sora, Bad Idea!
Queen: The court has reached a verdict! Your sentence is….DEATH!
Alice: What?
Sora: Hold it right there you overweight bitch! This trail is bullshit! You should investigate before you convict people!
Queen: ….Are you saying Alice is innocent?
Sora: Yes!
Queen: Then you know who did it?
Sora: Uh….
Queen: The sentence is still death unless you give me an answer boy!
Sora: UHH...
Queen: WELL?
Sora: I DID IT!
Donald: WHAT?
Goofy: Huh?
Alice: What the hell?
Queen: EXCUSE ME?
Goofy: Gawrsh.. Sora's been stealing memory the whole time?
Sora: -Elbows Goofy- Of course not!
Goofy: So why did you say you did?
Sora: UH….Give me a second.
Queen: SEIZE THE ROBBERS AT ONCE!

Battle Start
Sora: Oo Okay didn't think this through…
So pretty much.. Sora bends some giant cards in half.
Battle End

Sora: AHA! Victory!
Donald: ….Where the heck did the girl go?
Sora: -Eyes fountain- OH MAN… Have to pee..
Goofy: Maybe Alice escaped.
Sora: -inches closer to the fountain.-
Queen: Maybe she did. BUT YOU WON'T.
Sora & Co turn around and see the Queen ready with a whole deck of cards.
Donald: This won't end well…
Sora: RETREAT! -Runs away-
Goofy: WAIT FOR US!

They run for the hills, Sora screaming at the top of his lungs, until they get far-far-from the Queen and her angry cards. They find none-other than Alice hiding.

Sora: We almost got killed! -Looks at Alice- At least your okay.
Donald: ARE YOU INSANE?
Alice: …Um, are you really a memory thief? -backing up.-
Sora: No! Why would I steal memory? There isn't any profit in that..
Goofy: Yup Sora only said that cause he wanted to-
Donald: - hit on you!
Sora: …Huh?
Alice: -blush- Really? Well.. Thank you for saving me cutie.
Sora: …Um.
Cheshire Cat: -Pops out of thin air-
Donald: AH! -Jumps onto Goofy, who jumps onto Sora, who drops them both.-
Alice: Oh! It's that crazy cat.
Cheshire Cat: -Laughing maniacticly- You aren't far enough yet. -Disappears and pops up to the left of them- The queen can smell fresh meat. She won't stop hunting you until she gets the kill. Did she forget she remembered or did she remember she forgot? Makes no difference to me. Just sounds fun doesn't it?
Sora: I'm confused…
Jiminy: -Pops out of Sora's mouth- We should hide Alice!
Sora: UGH! -Spits on the floor, wipes his tongue, jumps up and down.- Cockroach germs!
Jiminy: I'm a cricket!
Sora: Ew! Cricket in my mouth!
Jiminy: Never mind that. The queen is going to cut Alice's head off.
Sora: …So…We'll just cut the queens head of instead. -sticks soap in his mouth-
Cheshire Cat: You should do something, but ..Aw screw it. Riddles are hard to think up all the time. I think I'll be black instead.
Sora: Sounds cool.
Cheshire Cat: Doesn't it? -EHEM. Let's see here. -disappears and reappears behind them.- YO YO WHAT'S GOOD HOMIE?
Sora: BITCHES FO'SHO.
Donald: ……..
Cheshire Cat: YO' YOU AINT GUNNA REMEMBER NUTHIN' IF YOU TRY HARD. IT LIES THAT CRACKER HEAD OF YOUS.
Sora: Word.
Jiminy: Huh?
Cheshire Cat: I AINT SAYIN' NUTHIN.
Donald: ….The hell?

They wandered out of their hiding spot when it got quiet and wandered forward until they ended up in a house.

Sora: -reading candy- "Eat me?" Look guys! This candy wants me to eat it!
Donald: You don't know where that's been!
Goofy: This bottle wants me to drink it!
Donald: It doesn't mean you should!
Sora: This chair wants me to sit in it!
Donald: Don't touch anything!
Sora: …Huh? "Smoke me?" Hm…
Donald: DON'T TOUCH THAT.
Sora: Alright, alright.
Goofy: Weird how the woods is a house all the sudden..
Sora: -Reading things in the room labeled " me"- I told you. Cheap sets. They didn't have enough forest background.
Alice: Let's look around! We might find something useful.
Sora: -reads Alice's back- "Kill me?" Hm… -Pulls his keyblade out-
Donald: -Hits him over the head- If one of the signs told you to cut your own foot of would you?
Sora: …Maybe..
Alice: OH NO!
Queen: You haven't seen the last of me!
Sora: -Reads Queens Crown- "Wear me?"
Queen: Excuse me?
Sora: OH..Uh.. nothing.
Queen: The jig is up! You all stole my memory! So I sentence you all to- …I sentence you to…Uh.. wait….. I sentence..um… Huh?
Goofy: Spit it out.
Queen: Where the hell am I?
Donald: Huh!
Queen: What's going on here? Who are you? I ..don't.. remember what I was doing…
Sora: What's wrong with her?
Goofy: Maybe she hit her head?
Alice: HOLY HELL RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Battle Start
Random Giant paper-machay juggler man is there.
Sora: Wait I'm confused. Where did this thing come from?
Goofy: Fight, Sora, Fight!
Sora: Okaaay..
Random Boss: -Throws fire at him-
Sora: AH! -ducks and throws the flaming stick back-
Random: -Flaming stick gets his arm caught on fire and he burns to a crisp.-
Sora: Um. Alrighty then..
Battle End

Queen: YOU THERE. The Spiky-Haired boy! Where did that heartless come from?
Sora: I don't know..
Queen: OF WITH YOUR HEAD. HE'S PLOTTING AGAINST ME.
Alice: Paranoid much? Please, You're the one who told us to kill the heartless.
Sora: …She.. did?
Alice: It was brave of her! Risking her favorite servants to destroy a fire breathing heartless! And we did! With success. Isn't that right Sora?
Sora: …-Stares at Alice- How did you know my name!
Alice: Huh?
Sora: She new my name! But.. I NEVER TOLD YOU.
Queen: OH DEAR SHE MUST BE A SPY!
Sora: A SPY? AHH GET AWAY FROM ME!
Queen: AND ME! GUARDS SEIZE HER!
Alice: Hey wait! I- did nothing wrong! -Guards grab her arms- NO Let me go!
Guards: -Start dragging her off-
Queen: GET RID OF THE SPY!
Sora: She.. MIGHT HAVE BEEN PLANING TO KILL ME.
Queen: Crazy stalker! WE MUST ELIMINATE HER BEFORE SHE STEALS OUR IDENTIY!
Sora: YEAH AND QUICKLY!
Queen: GUARDS ELIMINATE HER!
Alice: AHH NO! HELP! DONALD! GOOFY! DO SOMETHING!
Goofy: GAWRSH! She knew our names too!
Sora: AHH! A SPY! SHE MUST HAVE SUMMOND THE HEARTLESS!
Goofy: OH NO!
Alice: AHH! -Gets dragged off-
Donald: Idiots! You are going to get her killed!
Sora: B-but, She knew our names! We never told her!
Donald: Yes we did- -thinks- ….You're..right. We didn't. She.. was a stalker.
Sora: Exactly.